RALLY NOW w/ CRISP CRISPY
Lawrenceville, NJ 5/19/16
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yACNGQwnOo DTS
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUAXXm9PKY0 RSB
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPzIEy8iCkA Fox 10
>Delegates Trump: 1,175
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 5/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rl_kAaySUQ
>Ivanka on CBS 5/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ulwj-1Wbms
>Roger Stone on Malzberg 5/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASp0gYlc_ck
>Trump & Megyn Kelly Exclusive Interview 5/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuFNcTB0oP4
>Carson on Lou Dobbs 5/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdFTidmbPf8
>Donald, Jr. on Hannity 5/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLW6jun8Nvw
ENTERTAINMENT
>MJ: Clinton’s Relationship w/ Epstein could Blow up Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S3gmnrHRnQ
>NYC Trump Supporter Afraid to be vilified by liberal friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0UtvK5U9Jg
>NYT Plays Woman Card on Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHsE_18eLaI
>IT’S ME MEGYN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL4yvvfFLEU
>Journalist that tied Ted Cruz's Father to JFK Assassination and exposed Rubio's foam parties found DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz5S2SrVZPY
>Still Report #876 - Beth on Lying Media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E02xvvFfouU
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
Does anybody else long for the good old days of Pol after Ted Bundy BTFO of Ellen degeneras in Iowa about the all female cast of ghostbusters?
I am now a #cruzMizzle
Bump for early bread.
Trump seems to love New Hampshire
Reminder that SC Republicans are trying to shut down Guantanimo and bring refugees here.
>Rome, NY is the real Rome
ITALY BTFO
kek, did that guy just yell "fuck O'Reilly"?
GOOD DEALS
>>74504467
Probably that cuck Lindsey Graham
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
RIP CHRIS
NO MORE OREOS
Trump just BTFO out of Jeb! and ITALY!
CHRIS BTFO
NO OREOS FOR KRISP
>>74504426
It was his first win and Jeb was supposed to win it.
>"Donald Trump is not a conservative"
>Who cares?
The media will spin this.
sneaky sneks
THESE THREADS ARE SELLING LIKE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOTCAKES!
NO MORE OREOS FOR CRISPY CREME
EXTREME BANTS
¡YEB!
NO MORE OREOS FOR KRISPY CREME
NO MORE OREOS FOR KRISPY CREME
NO MORE OREOS FOR KRISPY CREME
NO MORE OREOS FOR KRISPY CREME
>dont feel bad
KEK
N O
M O R E
O R E O S
no more oreos
NO MORE OREOS
That's got to be hard for Krispy
>You're not eating Oreos anymore Chris
>>74504571
MOVEMENT!
I'VE MISS RALLIES SO MUCH!
NO MORE ORES CHRIS
>no oreos
>none for christie too
THAT COMMAND
HE TRULY IS THE GOD-EMPEROR
Big Don's with the food bantz
NO OREOS FOR CHRISTIE
>NO MORE OREOS FOR YOU EITHER CHRIS
>DON'T FEEL BAD, IT'S FOR BOTH OF US
I'M LITERALLY IN TEARS OF LAUGHTER.
NO MORE OREOS CHRIS
Rapin' Bill
![static1.squarespace[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sc0Ido9.jpg "static1.squarespace[1].jpg")
Sean Hannity is the perfect American
NO MORE OREOS
Who /comfyfood/ here while watching rally? Post em
NO MORE ORES CHRIS
>>74504566
he's not just a cuck he's a full-on secret fag.
no more Oreos?
>>74504404
>>74504404
I remember
CHRIS NO MORE OREOS!!
No Oreos for Chris
hahahah
>NO MORE OREOS FOR CHRIS
>>74504707
dont you have a show to get ready Sean?
>>74504186
Shittiest forced meme since JUST
Someone needs to edit Trump into this video
It is perfect for Trump
"Why is he running dad"
"Because he wants to make america great again"
"He didnt do anything wrong"
etc etc
DOOOOO IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL7PSlUuWPs
>>74504718
/comfy/
I WILL RAPE AGAIN AT THE RAPE RALLY
UNCLE BILL'S RAPE RALLY 2016
>>74504564
YEB CAN'T WIN, SHOPPER
THE DON CONTINUES TO BTFO YEB MONTHS AFTER HE DROPPED OUT
>>74504718
Triggered
No more oreos fatty, diet time
>NNOOOO NO THE OREOS
>BETTER HIDE MY M&M'S INSIDE MORE M&M'S
>>74504718
>bananas with meat
>and ketchup
PUT THE FUCKING OREOS DOWN CHRIS
that was really rude desu
>>74504718
Stop that shit Ohio.
But I'm going to get some sushi with some buddies after the rally, if that counts..
>>74504622
>The media will spin this
He's been saying it for almost a year. Even they know it won't affect him at this point.
>>74504771
Cry harder nigger
>We're gonna win Illinois
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
TRUMP'S PARALLEL LIFE, IN THE MODEL OF PLUTARCH:
John III Sobieski (Polish: Jan III Sobieski, Lithuanian: Jonas Sobieskis; 17 August 1629 – 17 June 1696), from 1674 until his death King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania, was one of the most notable monarchs of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth.
Sobieski's military skill, demonstrated in wars against the Ottoman Empire, contributed to his prowess as King of Poland. Sobieski's 22-year reign marked a period of the Commonwealth's stabilization, much needed after the turmoil of the Deluge and the Khmelnytsky Uprising.[1] Popular among his subjects, he was an able military commander, most famous for his victory over the Turks at the 1683 Battle of Vienna.[2] After his victories over them, the Ottomans called him the "Lion of Lechistan"; and the Pope called him the savior of Christendom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssXQO-l5c7U
>>74504805
how do I find out where the local Trump rally's are for new jersey? I want to WITNESS this man in person
>>74504814
rip YEB again
>>74504771
i literally forced JUST
at least JUST has its moments & is useful
this awoo shit isn't even useful
its literal hot salty garbage
Oh shit he finally went to the final position, he said he will repeal NAFTA.
awooooooo~ve~ment
HOPE YOU LIKE THE 120 DEGREE WEATHER.
>>74504790
Are you eating tiny fishes?
>NO MORE OREOS CHRIS
FUCKING AUSTRALIAN LEVEL BANTZ!
>Trump subtly telling Chris that if he wants to be his VP, he needs to get his fat ass on a diet
![People[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NrcO0oy.jpg "People[1].jpg")
>>74504761
Stop hating on Hannity, you commie cunt
>>74504607
>>74504619
Hopefully Christy gets /fit/ter. He's a good guy.
NO OREOS FOR CHRIS
>>74504790
d-did they pull those out of their fish tank?
THIRTY FIVE PERCENT TAX
>35% tax
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
FUCK YOUR TRADE WAR
>>74504875
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
Wait a minute, no more oreos?
>>74504839
What did he mean by this?
I like how hes actually convincing people that tariffs are free trade because the free trade shit has been piled on for decades now
actually so smart how hes accomplishing that
>>74504718
What the actual fuck did you put on those bananas m8? Fack
GAS THE PRICE
TRADE WAR NOW
>>74504860
Chicago reporting in my whole family is voting Trump. I honestly doubt it but you never know what may happen on this train.
SCAM THE CHINKS, TRADE WAR NOW!!
TRADE WAR
TRADE WAR
TRADE WAR
>>74504839
Give me the oreos Donald...
>>74504933
The don will help
>>74504914
>>74504952
Do you not eat seafood?
>>74504922
>hot wife
>autistic daughter
what went wrong?
C H Y N A
>>74504975
chris no more oreos
no trade war
>>74505021
vaccinations
It's awoovement, buddy.
>>74505015
Not like that
>>74505021
Must've been 30+ year old eggs
>>74505001
cheeep cheep cheeep
You guys, will the Brexit help or hurt Trump?
>>74504977
Oreos are no longer made in the US
>>74504859
pedophile
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT JUST LEAVE IT TO ME
>>74504922
>Hannity's son and daughter look exactly like him
Confirmed not cucked.
>>74505078
wat the
>>74505005
he's scary
>>74504975
>BREAKING: CHRIS CHRISTIE RETRACTS ENDORSEMENT
Trade war soon lads
I hope the media spins "WHO CARES ABOUT A TRADE WAR!?" He's never outright said it like that. Get people talking about it.
>>74505078
HE HATES COOKIES WHERE TWO BLACK SIDES SMASH A WHITE ONE!!!!!
>>74505078
lol wtf
BRING ON THE TRADE WAR
DON'T EVEN BOTHER FOLKS
JUST ENJOY YOUR LIFE
>>74504922
His son looks exactly like him
I WANT THEM OREOS DONALD, HAND THEM OVER!
>>74505021
Trump has an autistic son, too.
>yfw Barron will never live up to his family's legacy because he is autistic
>Donald tries so hard to hide it
PA>NJ
>mexico is mini china
mexican manlets BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX4iOZqmxjk&list=PLjmiRgJkyDWaDnAt-frKSUqMaOtptOtFB
Put this one while Trump speaks.
Really adds atmosphere.
>>74505021
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
BEND THE KNEE
>>74505130
He has though, at a bunch of rallies
>who cares about a trade war? Maybe a trade war would be better than getting ripped off for 500 billion a year.
fellow brothers in Trump,
where do you suggest placing trump-based stickers around town for subtle redpilling of masses and/or lefty triggering? what places have highest foot traffic and noticeability?
>>74504922
His son is LITERALLY the splitting image of him.
>>74505078
>>74504922
>his fuckin son looking exactly like him
>>74505172
Oh god
>>74505076
>WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO ALEX JONES EARLIER????
I NEED TPP FOR MY BUNGHOLE
Oh, wait...
>>74505078
OH SHIT THEY HAVE INFILTRATED TRUMP THREADS
>>74505078
BULLYING IS OK IF YOU DO IT
>>74504566
Sanford too.
>>74504549
Post original
![1346768357676s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DMlT9m9.jpg "1346768357676s[1].jpg")
>>74505078
>>74505175
Eric will lead on.
Barron will join us. Maybe even buy the site
>>74505175
there is literally nothing wrong with being autistic
WAAAAAAAAAAALL!
>>74505175
>Implying he won't use his autism to achieve a level of meme wizardry we could never even comprehend.
>>74504977
The candies? The bag comes in a box and he poured it back into the box to keep them melting or falling
>>74504975
But you can have Hydrox.
>>74505175
>yfw barron is a computer whiz autist
>shitposts on /pol/
>becomes the heir ot the empire
>a new age of waifufagging and shitposting takes over the world
>>74505208
Lamp/traffic light posts at major intersections.
BUILD THAT WALL
BREAKING NEWS: Nabisco stock plummets as Donald Trump forbids Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie from eating Oreo cookies.
build le wall
>Seeing a bully go down. It's a terrible thing.
>>74505208
Anywhere.
>>74505180
WHO PITTSBURGH HERE
>>74504922
>only 2 kids
beta
>>74505078
MOOOOOOOT!!!
THE OREOS, DONALD
>>74505234
guess I'm a #jebhead
>>74505208
Bus stops and around Transit stations.
MAN HOW DO I GET DOWN FROM HERE
>Build the Wall
BUILD
THAT
WALL
BUILD
>>74505168
>>74505209
>>74505215
>tfw look almost exactly like my Dad
Feels pretty good
bantz so hot he has to back away from the mic
>>74505227
I will always remark on how underappreciated this meme is.
>>74505078
NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwD9X_2uKyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c1-22w2G7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLQebqVQKcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxQTp07KS_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtFc3eR6So
>>74505257
>literally a perfect family
>>74505175
>autism
>not essentially a superpower if harnessed correctly
Barron is going to be fine
BUILD THAT WALL
P E A N U T S
E
A
N
U
T
S
AIRFORCE RED PILL INCOMING
>>74505175
>implying weaponized autism hasn't meme'd his father into the Presidency.
>>74505335
>>74505208
Bridges.
>>74505208
As high as possible on lamp post
>>74505208
I saw a bernie sticker on a power box while walking down the street the other day
Ripped that shit off. You could try those, maybe somewhere where you'd have to make an effort to take it down.
BRING OUR PLANES BACK
NO OREOS FOR KRISPY CREAM
>NO OREOS FOR KRISPY CREAM
NO OREOS FOR KRISPY CREAM
>NO OREOS FOR KRISPY CREAM
NO OREOS FOR KRISPY CREAM
>NO OREOS FOR KRISPY CREAM
NO OREOS FOR KRISPY CREAM
>NO OREOS FOR KRISPY CREAM
NO OREOS FOR KRISPY CREAM
HOW DO I GET DOWN FROM THIS WALL???
OBAMA DOESNT CARE
>>74505208
stop signs
>>74504718
Tub dog reporting in!
>>74505380
don jr got the best genes
>prime Trump sperm
>>74505175
Barron is posting on /r9k/ and playing Doom as we speak
Please, Mr. Trump, give us rail gun and anti-aircraft laser-equipped battleships
cheapest money you ever spent
>>74505436
Take the oil, Barron. Take it all!
>>74505380
FUCKIN HELL ISN'T DON 6'3?!
Eric's a giant!
>Goes to raise funds for Chris
>Call him a fatass while doing it
#r00d
>>74505445
KEK
>>74505463
TEN FEET HIGHER
>>74505208
I like that mousepad, senpai.
>>74505445
I love you Norway.
>>74505300
REINSTATE THE F-14
SPEED OF HEAT NOW
>>74505175
Where did this "Barron is autistic" meme come from?
>>74505175
Autism literally doesn't exist
That's what the shrinks tell you to excuse your social retardation so they can fill you with pills and fill their pockets with money
Successful people and their kids never have autism because you can't be successful if you're naive
>>74505078
fucking COMMIES
>>74505474
that's disgusting, you're disgusting
Donald, hand them over. HAND OVER THE OREOS.
>>74505479
>barron posts upskirts of ivanka on /r9k/ and fantazises about wincest
>Chris, retract your endorsement for Dahnald and I'll give you all the Oreos you want.
>>74505387
>>74505553
all me lel
>no more Oreos
>>74505560
Literally this
>>74505285
>You merely adopted the autism.
>I was born into it. Molded by it.
>>74505078
Did sumbuddy say moovment?
>>74505527
He's a big guy.
so comfy
>MAGA
>build wall
>modern
>clean
>beautiful
>>74505078
this is pretty ironic
EUROPEAN DELINQUENTS
EUROPEAN DEGENERATES
>>74505251
>>74505534
>>74505647
4 America
This crowd is either drunk or Clinton plants
>>74505474
>obese
>diabetes
>shit nutrition
As a med student, you should kill yourself so you won't be such a burden on society in 5 years
>>74505172
>>74505222
made it better
>>74505549
MAGA
NO NATO
>>74505553
the fact that he doesnt show up to rallies and shit (i know hes 10). alex jones also said trump has a son with autism
>>74505527
>barron will be the tallest of the family
>>74505612
Stop besmirching a child, faggot.
>>74505474
WHY IS THIS IMAGE SO FUNNY
>>74504154
its been so long, I need a rally
Time to pay up Eurocucks
>>74505690
seek help before you behead some innocent woman
We better keep defending Japan. How else can Trump make anime real?
>>74505701
Why, because they're high energy? Fuck off.
>>74505638
Don't like it when people bully old people.
Would you like that Chris, $1 Billion a day? (but no more Oreos, Chris!)
>>74505711
NO CHRIS
NO MORE OREOS
PUT THEM DOWN
>>74505647
U U U U
>>74505717
Literally 0 evidence
>>74505729
It's a meme, ya dip. Fuck off.
We still need Trump to sign an Awoo you guys
Someone get on that
>>74505711
DONT DO IT
>>74505364
>he moves away from the mic to make America great again
>>74505792
Weiss is nice!. Make Beacon Great Again
SANDERS KEKS FOR TRUMP
ITS OVER LADS
