Hello we are looking for settlers in the Pitcairn island if you wish to apply you will need the following
over 30k assests
Here is the following link for the application to pitcairn!
http://docdro.id/ZLE9spV
>>74498994
FUCKING RARE
What is it like there, desu?
>tfw no 30k assets
>>74499044
93% of the population is overweight.
>>74498994
hows the rape going over there
>>74499251
I'm 5lbs overweight by BMI but because I've been lifting for years.
>>74499368
We have a new child protection law and we ensure our children will be protected
Please refer to:
http://docdro.id/Syt54Cr
>>74499378
Please fill out our form or feel free to contact us by phone
>>74499636
>>74499044
Could you describe an actual day there? How big is it? Is rampant pedophilia still a problem?
>>74499636
How exactly could one make a living on an island of 56 inhabitants?
>>74499905
We have a striving woodwork and honey industry and the United Kingdom gives us aid.
>>74499799
Its only 46 people actually the rest are expats
and there is plently of place,the pedophilia is an issue of the past.
>>74498994
DONE DEAL
MFW LIVING AT THE ARSE END OF FUCKING NOWHERE
I TOLD YA YOU FOOLS
Does Pitcairn have a government?
>>74500129
That's quite charming, it sounds like a lovely place.
>>74500129
How the fuck do you get supplies to you? Who would transport things to an island inhabited by 46 people in the middle of the fucking ocean?
>>74500238
Yes there is a goverment in place but laws are now the same as the UK laws instead of the Pitcairn laws.
>>74500476
The Claymore II ship takes 4 trip to the island every year delivering supplies.
>>74500682
What's the deal with this sex child abuse? Explain yourself
>>74500918
According to the Pitcairn law sex with children were permitted as long as you did not get them pregnant,if you did your punishment is a jailtime of 100 days. Basically we did not know any better and it was part of our culture.
>>74500682
Whoa whoa whoa
Four trips?
Say I wanted to order a custom item online. How would I go about doing that?
>Governor is appointed by the queen
not democratic enough for me desu
Can I come and help you guys demand home rule?
>move to Pitcairn Island
>Arrive on shore with 30K
>Robbed and a shot by pirate descendants
> Mayor rapes my wife and 11 year old daughter
>Whole family boiled in pot and eaten by Tahitians
>Volcano erupts and turns our bodies into ash
>Mfw
>>74501068
How is your internet connection?
Do you have enough electricity, to run a server park?
>>74501068
>Basically we did not know any better and it was part of our culture.
Who introduced Islam to the Pitcairns?
>>74498994
what are the chances of you guys declaring independence from Britain and choosing one of your own as a king
>>74498994
Got any pictures of your home or the houses around?
>>74498994
>be Pitcairn
>high school president becomes leader of the nation when you graduate
>see the president everyday when walking to the other side to visit your mom
>>74501737
this. pics OP!
Because I'm a degenerate vidya fag who needs a good internet connection and short shipping commute.
Always wanted to vacation on Pitcairn, or a South pacific atoll desu.
>>74501068
>>74500682
>>74500497
>>74500129
>>74499636
>>74499251
can i just give you all my gold and sliver and live like a king over nothing.
>>74501171
It would be forwarded from New Zeland and when Claymore II comes delivered with a 170$ fee of delivery and handling
>>74501453
2mb/s for all the population and http pages usually fail to load
>>74501722
Sadly it is not possible as they provide us with aid
> In 1790 nine of the mutineers from the Bounty, along with the native Tahitian men and women who were with them (six men, eleven women and a baby girl), settled on Pitcairn Islands and set fire to the Bounty.
Smells like incest to me
> The UK's Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) does not currently allow their staff based on Pitcairn to be accompanied by their children.
We should nuke your island
>>74498994
Can I bring my Thai bride, and what will prevent the other islanders from attempting to mount her?
>>74498994
What are you offering? Any offshore banking/tax heaven deals?
Have over 2 millies of assets I'd be interested to move to a place like that.
How old are you? what is your job?
>>74498994
>Wanting to return to being ruled by Brittania
Not on your life
>>74498994
Can I come there on holiday?
>>74502289
We do not have any income tax nor have means to keep track of it.
>>74502182
You will be safe.
>>74501933
here is a normal room in Pitcairn
>>74502426
This. Fuck the queen and her retarded brother
>>74502182
>that's their plan, more "quality imports"
>>74502347
I do farming
>>74502347
im am senior chef at wendys
>>74502539
Yes you can people from the UK may visit the island for up to 14 days without a visa
Do you need teachers at your place?
Some time in the Future i could offer to teach english, economic and politic lessons uptil University level.
Would love to take a year abroad to a place like this.
>>74502552
Wait, so you are a de-jure part of Britain having access to all the EU markets and banking, but no income tax and no state control over capital?
>>74502102
>tfw internet speed on a remote island is better than yours
>>74502910
I've got dual citizenship with England, but live in America.
Would I be able to visit without a visa? Would my non-UK citizen wife?
>>74498994
Whats the weather like?
>>74502910
I am a marine engineer, with with diesel engine experience and general power generation, as well as low and high voltage knowledge.
How much money would I get for running/figuring out your electricity?
I could also do it for free for a few months, if accommodation and travel is paid for.
>>74502935
We currently have a teacher and do not require one.
>>74503005
Thats correct there is not any short of taxation or recording of any person's earning everything is kept as private and no funds will be ever removed from you for taxing purposes.
>>74503307
Mate, may I ask you to show me a pic of the sea sight there? Is it shit or nah?
>>74503095
Yes you should be able to.
>>74503109
Usually very hot
>>74503286
We already have multiple marine expats who are working on these and I do not think we are currently hiring.
>>74503435
Fuck. Figures I guess, must be a lot of sailors there.
>>74502347
“The reality is that we don’t really have any jobs to offer. Islanders used to sell stamps to raise funds but, of course, stamp collecting is not as popular as it once was.”
>>74503435
whats the age of consent right now
>>74503427
Here is an everyday look.
>>74503307
You might not realize this, but you're sitting on a gold mine. Anyone who is anything would dream to register a company on your island.
I'm now strongly considering moving there in a few years after the whole stock collapse blows over.
>>74503617
It should be 16 but no one under 18 is allowed without special permission on the island to prevent incidents
How good is you guys medical?
I'm a Navy vet, hospital Corpsman, I don't have 30k but I've got a pension and 3 years exp out of Walter Reed.
>>74498994
Chef and mechanical engineer. With qt waif 22. Must pay me 100k usd a year or no go.
>>74503750
I'm aware and I know many companies who does this but as there is no public recordings and nothing is disclosed there is nothing they can do about them.
>>74503307
Do you get a proper education in a good variety of fields?
Math, language(s), politics, economics, music/Art and so on?
No banter, just interested in your education System.
>>74498994
This is clearly a trap.
Everyone knows that only cannibals and animals come from the south pacific.
And you don't strike me as an animal.
>>74503809
We have 2 doctors and a hospital facility with basic first aid and 4 first aid on the island placed on different spots
I'm good at driving cars and growing dat dank kush, also I grow peaches. Can I come?
>>74503906
We do not have secondary education here only the very basic upward age of 13-15
Secondary school is attended in new zeland or UK
>>74498994
Just curious - as an inhabitant of a tiny island with an almost non-existent population, how did you find this website and board?
>>74498994
>assets
What kind of assets, though?
>>74504113
We do not have cars here as putting them on the island would be impossible,instead we use quad bikes. and yes you are welcome
I heard you have electricity only for half a day.
>>74504183
Referring to my settlement PDF you must upload a bank account with a balance over 30,000$ as a proof of income.
>>74504137
News.
>>74504209
can i be a priest, and live their for free.Or do i need the 30k in assets
>>74504113
>>74504113
>and growing dat dank kush
This is it. This should be the future of OP's little island.
>>74504299
Oh, dollars? How unfortunate
Wish I could move there desu
>>74504317
I think it would gepend on your religion we are Seventh-day Adventists.
how's the prostitution game over there? I like to indulge a few times a year but the 30k isn't a problem. Also, do you have a Pitcarin national bank or something which has oversight by the British government?
>>80000000
>>74504529
Looks pretty /comfy/, 2 more questions;
Are Jews welcome?
And, do you guys know what mémés are?
>>74504544
There isn't any prostitution from what I know
There is no income taxes and no oversight by the british goverment all income is kept private and you do not have to report it.
What do I need the $30k for though?
How expensive is life on your Island?
Do you have space available to rent or do I need to build my own house?
How much is the rent?
Appreciate your input.
Very interesting.
>>74504716
1.
We are open to any religion or race.
2.
Some people does
>>74504529
no jews mate
euronesia is going to annex you in 20 years anyway
>>74504765
as we do not have any stable jobs it is to sustain yourself on the island until you figure out the customs of making money here.
About USD 7000$ a year
We recently built a house for rent otherwise you have to build one for yourself
about 400 NZD a month
>>74504721
You do realize that what you're gonna have after all this is a country with 5k 'citizens' but still only 46 people living on the island with 4954 mailboxes where all your other 'citizens' live and about 500bn in your banking system
Do you guys have tv and internet there?
Like if I bought something over amazon, would they deliver?
Why are you advertizing your island with a pepe pic?
What is the future of Pitcairn? Are you going to barely live year by year trying to lure some people to prevent island from dying or are you going to invest in infrastructure and stop being a meme country.
proxy
>>74505012
It is already happening on a massive scale.
>>74505052
yes
amazon would have to be forwarded through New Zeland mailbox
I like that picture
>>74504529
>Seventh-day Adventists.
do i need to learn your nations language or do locals speak english
>>74505105
The future is not bright sadly only 2 settlers came in 10 years and we are bleeding people really fast I do not think we will survive for long if we can't get more settlers
Video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7MWxADnko
Mind if I store my space ship off the coast of your island?(I park it underwater)
I might sail to your island for some supplies n shit?
>>74505196
Locals speak english with a bit of accent
>>74505161
What kind of tv shows do you have?
I'm having a hard time believing someone from Pitcairn is on /pol/. Are you an expat or a native?
>>74505052
Look some of his posts above.
Delivering costs are roughly $200.
Pepe question is quiete interesting since this one is uncommon.
Though, he may not be a old dude but as young as most of the contributers on the chan.
So well, he might picked it up by browsing.
>>74505307
see>>74502552
that photo proves he lives their and google gives no results
>>74505292
New Zeland tv
>>74505307
I'm not a native.
>Move to Rare flag
>Free (You)s
>Only 30k assets
Who wouldn't 2bh?
>>74498994
>wanting to live on pedo-incest island
nothx m8
>>74500129
i am civil engineer,is there any job there?
>>74505276
seriously though, that you andrew?
>>74505105
population will continue to decline and then once the UK is too cucked to defend it it'll be annexed by euronesia :^)
>>74504209
So weeds legal? could I make my living there growing fruits and vegetables? Also do you guys have bees? Cause I also am a beekeeper
>>74505399
You all seem very overweight from what I can see. Maybe you should reduce the cargo ships to two times a year for a while.
>>74505480
Sadly no.
>>74505451
We were very devoted to fix the issue and I can assure you no children are being harmed on the island now
>>74505577
I finished studying engineering in robotics, but got no degree yet. Is there something I can do there aside of opening the first taqueria?
Wait.
Couldn't one install a vpn-service on this Island and make Profit from it?
Literally no way to press charges against them.
Cant reach their bankaccounts and to inprison them is hard af.
If someone is going to do it, i would like to benefit as well from it since it's my idea.
>>74505551
Beekeeping is the majority of the income of the island I'm not even kidding
yes you can grow your own fruits
>>74505566
Obesity is at 93%
It's a beautiful island, no doubt, but you're just so isolated,and the whole 30 grand thing is very steep.
Perhaps you could lower that rate and try to bring in people with strong life skills,like carpenters and electricians? Your island would benefit greatly from infrastructure investment and possibly tourism. You could build a small, elite hotel and resort for only the richest people, to come and explore a beautiful, exotic local in luxury.
What do i fuck while im there?
>>74505670
what do I do about all the fat fucks once it's under my control?
it wouldn't be fair to kick them out...
>>74505668
We have a terrible bandwitch so I dont think anyone would allow that
>>74498994
I have a New Zealand passport, can I get in without the 30k?
are you in this photo?
>>74505384
Sorry lad, i didn't bother to read the thread i was a little to eager to post.
>>74505399
How long have you lived there for and are you coping well with the isolation?
>>74505668
how are you gonna make a vpn with 2mbs just make your own vpned internet service screw the signal vpn nonsense.
Before I pack my bags, prove you're not a proxy OP.
>>74505705
This question is being asked a lot and we are actively discussing it
>>74505742
Develop Woodwork skills
>>74505566
Country rare af posts and the tentacle loving omegas are bantering.
We haven't had a good thread in a while
Don't turn it to shit you godzilla-fearing faggot
>>74505857
>literally nobody fuckable
>Go to island
>Only fat fucks
>4 times a year a ship comes
>machete.jpg
>We Breivik Nao
I'm starting to collect monies.
>>74505480
There will be once they inevitable build an indy car track there and the citizenship fee becomes 1mm
>>74505742
This
or bring your own gf
>>74499251
that's nauru, you fucking retard
>>74503025
it's 2mb for the ENTIRE population.
>>74505742
Your wife. I don't imagine they'd like single men looking for a foreign fuck creeping around their island.
>>74505916
Literally impossible to backtrace it.
Maybe for high-risk-content?
People may pay a Fortune for this.
>>74505705
Literally worst idea. Infrastructure would ruin the integrity of this beautiful island. I am strongly considering moving there when I have enough funds, and I don't want it to be some tourist shithole when I get there.
>>74501447
Indeed.
This is obviously a trap.
I don't trust those south pacific cannibals
>>74506024
93% sounds about right
>>74505857
>It's a "Move to island and found a utopian society" episode
>>74506097
make your own internet service provider. That has high quality content as a guarantee screw the laws if you want profit. Let people have the freedom to surf, like the early 2000's
>>74506160
>It's a "It's a stale meme episode" episode
>>74506063
oh boy i feel better now
sorry op that must suck
There's a lot of shibbity shoobty waiting to make a fortunate from that little slice of heaven with a little grit gut and gold.
>>74498994
>http://docdro.id/ZLE9spV
Is this a nigerian-tier scam ?
>>74505963
I'd have a go with the girl in the yellow shirt, tbfh.
>>74506108
Don't be silly, I'm talking about a really nice,elite place, not some ritzy bullshit to impress yokels.
Two words, anon
underwater hotel.
You ever seen one? Absolutely stunning,and zero impact on the naked, raw vistas of nature if they're built correctly,it's like a small dock at the most. You could do underwater tours of the ruins of ancient ships, see the wildlife, and it would all be close to zero impact on the location.
God damn it, I need to get off my ass and secure funding for this.
>>74506484
it's a pdf you bong
>>74506626
All you need now is that 30k and you'd be a model resident.
>>74505276
New Zealandish accent ?
>>74504985
Well, how do you make money, then?
>>74506801
Fishing, woodwork, trading, etc.
>>74498994
>Pitcairn island
You guys are surly in needs of banks
Guys what if we all pooled in money to make this the first frog god island
>>74502347
I'm a 6'4 chef at Wendy's with a 9" cock making over $130,000 a year. Ama
>>74502552
How can I even get there, how much for a house?
How much for a wife?
I am white and can teach history, english and spanish
>>74506911
Kek
>>74506801
http://www.immigration.gov.pn/faq/index.html
>>74506911
>>74506097
Germany are you going to make child porn in Pitcairn?
>>74506911
i was thinking this exact thing, brother. I also was thinking about starting a SCUBA shop and boat service on the island too. The only problem i see so far is that i dont have the shekels to do it. I'm going to the bank in 3 days and i will ask for a consult.
>>74502910
>>74503095
>>74503286
I'm a 6'4 chef at Wendy's with a 9" cock making over $130,000 a year, would I be able to travel there and stay for over the 14 day limit without a visa? Or is it strictly enforced
>>74506912
Thats a fine idea.
>Lord Pepes Island of Intrigue
>>74506735
i am thinking of moving to your country as a skilled immigrant,i want to know if you have niggers and muslims there,do you?
FUCK THIS THREAD NIGGERS I FOUND SOMETHING MORE RARE
>>74505708
FUCKING ERHIOPIA GUYS
>>74505931
who the fuck are you btw
There's about 50 people there
http://www.pitcairn.pn/
They have a section about pedophelia
Safeguarding Children
Pitcairn Island is a British Overseas Territory that had a history of child sexual abuse. Over a decade ago these behaviours resulted in 8 prosecutions and prison, community service or home detention sentences for those convicted.
>>74507161
Sorry m8, we don't accept any Turkish here. You should try Australia instead.
>>74503809
That's what I'm wondering too. As a 6'4 chef at Wendy's with a 9" cock making over $130,000 a year, I really need to know whether it's funded by the state like in England, or if I require comprehensive travel insurance
>>74501068
>aaayyy lmao saved
Anyways, do you have elections? Can I be governor?
Can I make my own little Tropico dictatorship there?
Is the land fertile?
>>74498994
Can I just fill out a form and get a dual citizenship? Like nothing too personal on the form but I'd still be considered a citizen?
>>74507220
Wow has an ethipian mug, I have a brazil glass i must be brazilian
>>74503851
That's almost half their collective annual income
>>74507079
are you a white [spoiler]male?[/spoiler]
>>74498994
The absolute fact that this is not a troll post is fucking BLOWING my mind.
No bull shit, I am a professional fisherman and I have done so for the majority of my adult life, if I brought a boat and some gear could I make a living fishing?
>>74499368
I came here to ask this.
>>74499471
Oh well. I would've gone if I could've brought my loli gf.
>>74507283
very funny faggot ,now plz answer my question ,how many niggers and muslims do you have?
>>74507056
I don't think they don't need me to discover childporn.
>>74504137
As a 6'4 chef at Wendy's with a 9" cock making over $130,000 a year, I was also wondering how you'd even manage to hear about 4chan, let alone pol
>>74505998
holy shit
>>74507416
kill yourself
>>74507371
There don't seem to be any VPN's running on his PC, also do you really think there's a VPN server in that nigger country?
>>74505253
If I know 40 people who would like to conquer your little Island and kill all you pedros, how should I go about it?
>>74498994
/k/ has been thinking of invading this place for quite some time, thank you for giving us an opportunity.
>tfw rare flag never replied to you
I wonder if he went over his internet quota
>>74507339
I looked over their constitution. The governor is appointed by the queen but there does appear to be some sort of elected council. Legislation is made by the governor in consultation with the council.
>>74506144
Do you have muslims or do you plan to import muslims or other degenerates?
>>74507592
post link
thats my job cunt
>>74507441
Oh also, I'm an avid hunter, do you have any animals to hunt/trap? Can I bring guns?
>Literally have more guns than your entire population
>Living in a place like this and if you see your flag and someone shitposting about some dumb shit you're literally going to know who it is
>>74505480
eka re frank
>>74507468
>how many niggers and muslims do you have?
Less than Germany but more than the Pitcairn Islands. We do have Maoris, Samoans, and Tongans though.
>>74505480
Good question. I'm a 6'4 chef at Wendy's with a 9" cock making over $130,000 a year, would there be any job opportunities for me on your island?
>>74507056
Why would you need child porn on Pitcairn island? :^)
>>74507569
You'd probably get your asses handed to you as they know the island much better than you and your mercenaries do. They'll just pick you off one by one Rambo style.
>>74507565
There are North Korean proxies
>>74507550
>>74507161
If you make good kebabs idm desu pal, Aucklands already a cesspool
Do you guys have guns there or just weaponized bees?
>>74498994
if enough of us apply and '''''''move''''''''''' there we could make it official /pol/ land, no niggers allowed
>>74507829
>We do have Maoris, Samoans, and Tongans though
how do they behave? also are they living inside your cities or in their own primitive villages?
>>74505670
That's cool I'm poorfag but I enjoy growing everything, especially fruits and lavender. I make lavender honey and it's amazing. I'll move once I get the money
>>74505742
The local kiddies. Considering every single man living on the island but one is a convicted paedophile you might be in for a fight
>>74507868
To get rich :^)
>>74498994
Could you post something in this thread?
>>74498266
Write absolutely anything youd like.
>>74508025
Pedos there they can live with, but if word got out the island was secretly racist the queen would send ships to invade.
>>74498994
>this is actually legit
woah
>>74508015
They had 20 guns on the island but they handed them in when literally every single bloke on the island got accused of kiddy fiddling
>>74508127
then we invest in coastal defenses get argentina to help us in an independence war, they'll get the falklands
fuck off pk
>>74508318
You really think that was all of their guns?
>>74506925
>How much for a wife
>Looks at flag
No surprise there.
>>74501068
I've researched the Pitcarn Islands once and what i figured out is that basically everyone one of you is related to another
Basically Incest all over the place. Is this true?
>>74508318
Can you imagine how much money foreign hookers could make there?
>>74508542
>Implying I can buy a wife here
I am not Thailand you faggot
>>74508038
The Islanders behave like savages and live in their own primitive villages within the inside of the cities. The Maoris are mongrels who live on welfare throughout the country. Basically consider them all niggers. Very few muslims.
We also have lots of chinks and indians but they are passive betas. Auckland is the worst for immigration. Wellington is a liberal run shithole. The South Island has way less non-whites than the North, and Christchurch has lots of European immigrants since the earthquakes.
>>74507138
And Kek sayeth: the people of the island will barter in memes, and it will be good.
>>74508127
we will build big catapults that wil fire pork to bong ships
>>74508607
Your country is still shit none the less, sorry if I triggered your nationalist pride.
>>74508667
i was thinking of the south island too thanks for the help mate
I think that this place would be a good destination for 4channers, they would fit right in
They are overweight pedo neckbeards that live there, so they will fit right in
>>74507876
Killing them wouldn't be a problem. The problem comes when we raise the swastika flag and when the UN punishes us for our crimes.
Seventh Day Adventists do not drink booze, right? Would it be frowned upon if I brewed beer by the society?
>>74509022
If your white you'll be fine in the South
Is pitcairn tinder any good?
>>74509151
>The old may may where you get a soda and a 12 year old is RL there
>>74498994
>30K assets
What currency?
>>74498994
your flag will make an excellent addition to my collection
>>74509272
sheep coins
>>74508975
t. Jebrown Shoniquo
>>74498994
which mutineer are you descended from?
I'm afraid OP has reached his daily internet cap boys. Come back soon islander bro
Can we have a mutiny against the natives?
>>74509926
they probably shut off the electricity
they only get 10 hours a day of electricity there
>>74509407
But tico-kun, your women are pretty hot desu.
Is OP one of the convicted pedos? And did their internet die?
>>74500497
So your island is nogunz then? No self defense allowed, no weapons, and getting arrested for hurting someone's feelings?
>>74500129
>and there is plently of place,the pedophilia is an issue of the past.
what is the point in moving there then?
>>74498994
Already filled the application
What do now?