>talking to american friend online
>the subject of nutrition comes up
>he starts saying stuff that doesn't make any sense
>learn that americans are taught in school that "good foods" cancel out "bad foods"
>for example if you eat a chocolate bar alone it's bad for you, but if you eat an apple afterwards it's healthy and can cause you to lose weight
>this is what americans actually believe
What the fuck? I guess it explains the obesity, but Christ. What is wrong with you guys?
>>74498658
now you know why Americunts always order diet coke :^)
>>74498931
the people who order diet coke tend to order three double cheeseburgers alongside it, but that's not the point
diet coke is better for you than regular
>>74498658
the snickers/granny smith diet will make its way to leafland soon enough
>>74498658
Nah m8 calories in calories out. Your imaginary friend is probably retarded.
>>74499064
Meh, aspartame tastes like shit. It also really fucks with your bodies insulin response.
>>74498931
I've never considered that. It actually makes a lot of sense now.
>>74499068
>not mars bars
>>74499090
He says that's what they teach in your schools, m8, and from what I've seen it's plenty believable.
>>74498658
Pfft what are you 12 years old?
No one believes that and you simply highlight how dumb you are by interpreting what you heart that way.
>>74499372
Post gut, burger boy.
>>74499324
That is not what they teach in our schools.
They teach that an occasional treat is okay and won't ruin you, but for the most part you need to eat healthy.
If you diet 6 days a week, a cheat day won't hurt.
And they literally say the same thing on /fit/. So yeah, your imaginary friend is retarded
>>74498658
You're supposed to insulate the bad food with good food to ease your body into it.
>>74499064
no, actually regular coke is better than diet coke
besides, diet coke taste like absolute ass
>>74499845
>straight sugar is better than sugar replacements
you're a retard, it's literally just calories in vs calories out for weight gain/loss
That is a boldfaced lie. No, we aren't taught that in school. You're either talking to a fat liar or a fat retard.
>>74500054
I bet you like pepsi.
>>74498658
>>talking to american friend online
>>the subject of nutrition comes up
>>he starts saying stuff that doesn't make any sense
>>learn that americans are taught in school that "good foods" cancel out "bad foods"
>>for example if you eat a chocolate bar alone it's bad for you, but if you eat an apple afterwards it's healthy and can cause you to lose weight
>>this is what americans actually believe
>What the fuck? I guess it explains the obesity, but Christ. What is wrong with you guys?
>this is what leafs actually believe
I guess it explains the shitposting, but Christ. What is wrong with you guys?
>>74498658
You're a fuckin' idjut if you actually believe that, eh bud. Thanks for making Canadians look stupider than I am sure you already have, eh bud.
>>74500054
Straight sugar is absolutely better. You can work off the fat from sugar. You can't work off the cancer that those artificial sweetners will give you.
this is getting me all worked up, i need a coke
>>74500054
there's more to nutrition than weight though
>>74498658
i have never heard of this before reading your post. are you high?
>>74498658
People make up a shitton of nonsense in America to justify eating like shit. Coconut oil is really popular right now, even though it's actually less healthy for you than simple canola oil. People are actually adding it to things they didn't even add fat at all to before and claiming it will make you lose weight and has magic health powers.
Never listen to an American when it comes to food.
>>74498658
No. We're taught actual nutrition from shitty careless teachers for 1 year or less and then forget everything we learned through the absorption of shitty pop culture and lies we hear from our fatass friends.
>>74498658
wtf?
>>74498658
>Canadians are really this gullible
A leaf can dream of bants.
>>74500406
ah, so I have a 3 in 100 000 chance every year to develop cancer, instead of 1 in 100 000
oh no
>>74498658
Calories in, calories out. That's literally the only thing that matters for weight loss. So yes, you can lose weight eating chocolate and apples, as long as you stay below your daily calorie allotment.
>>74498931
I've never seen a thin person drink Diet-Coke.
>let me make up a story that is obviously fake that way I can pretend that my country isn't literally on fire
Hahahahaha
>>74500054
Your body processes aspertain like sugar. It is not good for you at all. It is worm shit, that is literally what it is.
>>74498658
muricans believe Diet Coke makes you lose weight
>talking to Canadian friend online
>the subject of immigration comes up
>he starts saying stuff that doesn't make any sense
>learn that Canadians are taught in school that "good minorities" cancel out "bad minorities"
>for example if you import goat-fucker """regugees""" it's bad for you, but if you import a million chinks afterwards it's healthy and can cause you to lose your ethnic identity
>this is what Canadians actually believe
What the fuck? I guess it explains British Columbia, but Christ. What is wrong with you guys?
>>74500718
>tripling your chance of developing cancer is no big deal
>>74499064
>>74498931
I prefer diet based on taste alone, also it doesnt get sticky, plus not having to worry about my drink doubling my caloric intake is nice, though I'm not fat enough to care
>>74499845
Absolutely false, diet coke is by no means good for you, but regular coke is abhorrent for you.
If I drank as much regular as I do diet I'd be diabetic and obese.
Can't stand how sweet regular is though, upsets my stomach.
>>74500919
>muricans believe Diet Coke makes you lose weight
I fucking hate this meme
you know some people prefer diet pop right? It's way more refreshing, stays carbonated longer and doesn't taste like liquid hummingbird food
and aspartame faggots can go to /x/ and bitch about chemtrails
>>74500941
there are lots of cancers
living life is dangerous, you risk dying
I'd rather not be a fat fuck, that has a lot more health risks than aspartame; if drinking diet coke helps your soda cravings, great
>>74498658
literally no one even in Florida has ever believed this.
>>74498658
>be in subway
>2 chubby 12 year olds in line in front of me
>each order 6" breaded chicken breast thing with everything on it
>now I know where the chub is coming from
>order my sub
>boy decides he wants more
>gets back in line behind me
>he gets a breaded chicken wrap thing too
>and so does his sister
>hands employee a fifty
>they leave
>I walk out behind him
>they walk over to minivan parked on the street with mom inside on her cellphone
mfw
>>74500988
H-how much do you drink exactly?
Fat hate thread.
>>74498658
Dude just kill yourself.
>>74498658
Nobody said that dumb shit to me in school, dude.
Your friend is fucking retarded.
Sage'd
>>74501280
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2014/12/23/artificial-sweeteners-confuse-body.aspx
>>74500941
Aside from murder/suicide/accidents, literally everyone dies of cancer or heart disease. It doesn't matter how """healthy""" you ate, or how often you exercised. You are going to die of cancer or have a heart attack. If it isn't one of those two it will be something even more miserable like a degenerative brain disease. The only cancers that are somewhat preventable are lung and skin.
Anyone claiming a certain food or additive will kill you is a smarmy piece of shit who conducts their research through buzzfeed "YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THESE FOODS DO TO YOUR BODY" lists.
>>74501657
Ever stop and think just WHY everyone dies from cancer or heart disease, dipshit?
>>74501520
How is that person a̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ standing
>>74501280
you sound mad there bud. quit sperging out
>>74501409
Typically 2 cans a meal except for breakfast which is one if any.
Can be worse if I'm at a restaurant, or a movie theater, I will destroy one of those big 44 ounce sodas.
I've been trying to cut back, but I've been like this for about 14 years now, maintained a pretty healthy 160 pounds.
>>74500930
>"good minorities" cancel out "bad minorities"
Kek
>>74501520
There has to be something more than just obesity at work with that horrendous creature.
>>74498658
What. Where'd he go? School for fat acceptance?
>>74501611
I know about the insulin tricks it plays, but I was speaking more to the cancer aspect which has been debunked
go to American Cancer Society or Mayo Clinic or American Diabetic Association website, unless they're out to kill us
>>74499090
This. Leaf boy Just a made up story. I'd rather b fat than Muslim. PS, I'm not fat umad leaf?
>>74500930
>work really hard on my joke thread
>an american comes and one-up-cucks me
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>74501520
I think i'll starve tonight.
>>74501799
People have always died of cancer and heart disease, you ignorant piece of shit. It just wasn't common knowledge until the last century or so.
>>74498658
>I met this one idiot and so assume that the country that put its flag on the Moon, which is now its Moon, is retarded.
>Fine talk for a crumbling real estate scam with a drama teaching potsmoker for prime minister.
>>74501816
>you sound mad there bud. quit sperging out
I'm super good, buddy
>>74502026
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>74502449
Do you have a source for that?
>>74499090
This
I've never heard this bullshit taught in any school
>>74501848
>44 ounce
I went ahead and converted that, thats like 1.3 liters.
What the fuck
>>74498658
It's a chain reaction. Some people just make some bullshit fad diet and become unmotivated when it doesn't make them lose weight. It's as simple as losing more calories than you eat. Never lose motivation, exercise everyday for more than one hour and eat portioned meals while counting the calories you eat. It's not that hard.
>>74501848
you'll get cancer man, its plastic and chemicals
>>74502449
No, they haven't. Look at Asian populations, where heart disease and cancer are much much MUCH lower. Stop reading school pamphlets for you health and history info
>>74498658
Americans are idiots when it comes to nutrition, I actually know a few people who still aren't vegan, it's pretty incredible really.
>>74502945
>>74500988
>If I drank as much regular as I do diet I'd be diabetic and obese.
Fucking finally someone else said it.
This is wrong.
We were taught calories in, calories out. Fat intake and cholesterol are the two macros that make the most difference over time, although sodium is a killer.
t. American that graduated college
>>74502945
>>74502786
I used to be worse desu, there was a point in highschool where i'd start every day with a 44 ounce diet coke
Gob bless Amirga :DDD
If I die of cancer at 40 or become diabetic I'll let you know.
>>74499064
>aspartame is good for you
>energy drink level of caffeine is good for you
wtf moldova
>>74503033
I'm serious, you should try going vegan and only eat dog on weekends.
>>74499693
Arnold disagreed in his Encyclopedia of body building. Better to break day seven up and split it across the other six days, because the natural thermogenic activity has a daily point of diminishing returns, even for very muscular people.
>Fucking really...? Pic related.
>>74502763
>>74502931
quit posting your disgusting fatty fetish it's fucking disgusting
>>74501291
Better yet, don't drink the stuff. I quit, and my acne went away pretty much instantly.
>>74501848
Holy shit. I thought I was a degenerate because I drink a can a day. Sometimes I skip several days but often I drink one a day.
Two with every meal?
>>74503255
dog actually doesnt taste that great,
>>74502933
Yeah, we should all be consuming powdered rhino dick and squid clit because the celestials eat that shit and live forever. Fuck off.
All of them still die around the same age as us. What are they all dying of?
My god you people are fucking stupid.
>>74501291
You are somewhat uncommon.
>>74498658
You were talking with the ghost of Mitch Hedberg?
>>74502690
>>74502933
The 'murican kinda has a point, everyone dies of organ failure or disease eventually, otherwise people wouldn't die at all. And usually that means a heart attack or cancer, from what I understand this is true even in SE Asia.
>>74503277
I just browse /fit/ a lot.
>>74499666
>be canacuck
>Muslims ate all your food
>starving
>only posts about how fat Americans are and asks for gut pics
>suck off ishmale
>>74503423
Diet or regular? This is a pretty big difference
Not to defend my habit, but the thought of drinking a regular coke a day let alone multiple makes me nauseous
>>74502931
why even bother to wear a thong
>>74498658
I wasn't taught anything retarded like this at all. My teachers were mostly based and respectable educators, who did their best to give us unbiased, factual, and rational information. Our history lessons were taught from multiple perspectives without dehumanization. Even Nazis were presented as people; Holocaust victims were sympathized with, without German demonization.
I went to Dublin Scioto Highschool. A public school with an absolutely GODLY art program that pushed out better artists than some colleges. We had a 20% Asian population. Diversity worked there. Cliques were loosely defined. Jocks, nerds, artists, druggies, etc., could all get along.
I hate a lot of things about Ohio, the US, and humanity. But my school and hometown gave me immense hope for our potential and latent beauty.
>>74503849
I mean dying bc you drank too much beer is a pretty bad ass way to die if you compare your life to people of 100 years ago.
>>74499064
>town rapist
>>74501657
its not that it creates *a* cancer its that it creates an environment that make is hard for the body to *prevent* cancer.
>>74503536
They live longer on average you idiot. They die of organ failure primarily, which leads to death through diseases such as pneumonia because of crippled immune systems. Do you honestly think that heart attacks are the only way that old people die?
>>74502322
tits tho
>canadafats
>>74504139
But you still have to include genetics and shit which makes it a total crap shoot. My senpai history is essentially cancer free. But we're drunks who die of hypertension heart attacks. Liver failure. It just doesn't really matter that much.
>>74500797
OP never once mentioned weight loss, he was talking about health and nutrition. You burgers are confirming what he's saying, it's good that you know about calories but you have no concept of healthy and unhealthy foods.
>that time you friend kept insisting that lobsters live forever and don't die from old age.
>that time your friend kept insisting that instant noodles contain wax in the coating.
fucking sucks having a low iq and being fed bullshit on facebook all day long hahahaha.
>>74504172
Do you honestly think organ failure complications are the only way ppl die? It's a culmination of it all you nigger
>>74504229
Bad genetics and strong bones...
It's more than the worst male bodybuilders eat.
>>74503536
Diet does make a difference, along with genetics m8. There is a reason why Meds (specifically Italians) are the longest-lived white people on earth in aggregate (avg lifespan on an Italian in Italy is 85.4 years... Only very slightly less for diaspora). It has to do with eating light but nutrient-dense foods, living a little (meaning having a damn piece of cake instead of just saying any little bit will kill you), and generally staying away from standard American fare like Doritos and Cheese sandwiches with mayonnaise on wonder bread. Also stress plays a huge role into lifespan and health. Is getting pissed off at life everyday going to do anything but kill you quicker? What you have to do is just calm down and look rationally at your problems/ situations than get angry and keep bitching.
Genetics + Balanced Diet + Balanced, Happy life is what will prolon your health. Getting angry, complaining about everything, and having no friends will just kill you.
>>74504551
I'm the one pointing out to YOU that heart attacks and cancer ARENT the o my way people die. You're the one who basically said its on of those to. You're a fucking retard.
>>74498658
Shut up or I will sit on you
>>74504229
>chips
>crisps
>>74500532
OF COURSE HE'S FUCKING HIGH HE'S A LEAF
Fat ppl disgust me but I can understand. Our lives are so easy and comfortable with relatively no threats against us and really no purpose at all. It's easy to just spend your life consuming.
You fucking delete this you leaf humping faggot. My grandfathers died defending this country and I'll be god damned if some syrup sissy is gonna come in here and defile the country I love.
Fuck you. Piece of Canadian shit.
>>74498658
There are over 300 million Americans. You are friends with the 1 in 6 that are mentally retarded. Says more about you than me desu.
>>74504677
Wasn't me. I was just pointing out your shitty argument.
>>74504974
How is that a shitty argument to say that people die from more than heart attacks and cancer and to prove as such?
If you're gonna fucking poke around an argument, at least read the previous posts you dumb nigger
>>74504369
>>for example if you eat a chocolate bar alone it's bad for you, but if you eat an apple afterwards it's healthy and can cause you to lose weight
>>and can cause you to lose weight
DUDE WEED
>>74505166
Yeah, that makes no fucking sense.
>>74505166
>DUDE WEED
DUDE NIGGER
DUDE OOMPALOOMPA
>>74504172
>muh super healthy magical Asians who live to be 400 years old
And of course you have no data to back any of that up.
And you're also implying that organ failure and drowning in your own mucous are any better than dying of cancer or a heart attack.
I also doubt that SE Asia, with their Industrial Revolution levels of smog and environmental poisoning, truly has significantly lower levels of cancer. China has entire mega cities that shut down for the day because it's literally too dangerous to go outside and breathe the air, and I doubt their government is giving out accurate data since most of their one billion emaciated peasants have never seen a doctor, let alone had one confirm their cause of death in old age.
>>74505092
You're right.
I'm sorry. :(
>>74505461
Nice leaf, no-gold lol
>>74499064
Are you really in Moldova?
>>74505481
>arguing preferential deaths
I never said it was better. You never made that an argument though.
You're literally just mad that I'm not eating your bullshit fat acceptance of "do what you want cause you're gonna get cancer and a heart attacks anyways xD"
Eat shit
>>74503232
what part of better than regular is not clear for you nigger
>>74499324
>not milkyway
>>74501520
Damn i have to buy some raisins...
>>74498658
And? Thats exactly how it works leaftard
>>74505666
I'm not into fat acceptance, quite the opposite actually. I'm an ex marine and have run 40 miles a week for the past 15 years. I'm just pointing out the fact that you and everyone you know will die of cancer, heart disease, or brain degenerating, regardless of who ate what, and who ran marathons.
>>74498658
>american friend online
Is that the Canadian version of the American nerd's "Canadian girlfriend".
>>74506757
No, you argued that it's pointless to watch why you eat because of those reason. You literally argued that it's pointless to be mindful of carcinogens or potential cancer-causing additives because of this, as if there's no difference between cancer at 40 and cancer at 60 in terms of happiness in life.
>>74502026
Get rekt, Cucknadian.
Also, I lol'd.
>>74505481
>no data to back any of that up
You fucking imbecile. Japan has the highest age of geriatrics in the world. China, Indonesia, India & Bangladesh have similar rates for the people that aren't slaves picking mercury out of garbage dumps.
>>74506414
top kek.
my first thought was she could be YUGE in the fat fetish porn world. she's got three asses. first triple penetration vidya ever
>>74499064
How enriched is Moldova?
>>74498658
Never heard anyone but hood rats and white trash say shit like that.
>>74498658
Literally no school teaches this
>>74507751
>first triple penetration vidya ever
wew lad, you've got a lot to learn
>>74499706
underrated
>>74498658
No, you're friend is just a dipshit.
Your friend is retarded nobody fucking thinks that here.
>>74507752
russian fifth column in our capital that is slowly dying out or moving away
other than that we're slowly warming up for romania as we should
>>74505823
DIET POISON IS BETTER THAN REGULAR POISON OKAY?!
Or you can just drink water!
>>74498658
If anyone feels like bashing america on reddit you are welcome to come to /r/deathtoamerica.
>>74499294
No it does not. Stop lying you canadian cuck.
>>74498658
calories in vs calories out.
I lost a shit ton of weight by cycling every day and all I ate was beer and pizza all day.
>>74500889
NO IT DOES NOT YOU STUPID FUCK
>>74512592
>>74512701
What is with these fucking Canadians?
>>74498931
Some people are actually addicted to that shit, and it is terrible for you
>>74498658
Americans aren't even taught nutrition at school. We're shown this in elementary school and that's it.
This crap was probably drawn by the grain lobby in the 1960s. Serving sizes aren't even explained.
>>74502026
haha good times though m8
>>74498658
This is something you'll experience if you ever work in public relations or customer service.
Most people are really REALLY stupid. It's soul crushing when you see it
It's like realizing that the majority of the public are actually just livestock
