>People here hate Canada because they realized we are not as nice as they thought we were
Why are you all so upset that Canadians are actually very rude? Get over it you immature children, you've been upset about it for months now.
Fucking weak pussies can't handle the bantz.
>>74491299
They're mad that we're the most educated country in the world while simultaneously being quasi-socialist. :-)
Canada will be a part of Russia within 10 years.
>>74491442
Most of Russia isn't even Russian cuck
>>74491299
>bantz
>with a z
you have to be 18 to use this board. now go back to your quran studies
>>74491442
Neat! I'd rather have to learn Russian than Arabic desu.
>>74491299
That's only a tiny part of why Canadians are loathed. Your liberal cuckoldry is a much bigger reason.
We always knew Canadians were smug fake-nice pieces of shit, that isn't any real revelation.We always knew you smelled like Frenchmen and we always knew your beer was pisswater.
>>74491606
I'm just copying how I see you burger munchers saying it. No hard feelings.
>quran studies
I think you are confusing my country for yours, which is run by a Muslim socialist.
>>74491299
stfu you stupid leaf. The only reason Canucks have a larger presence on /pol/ now is because we have a cucked government. Tired of all these faggots desperately trying to prove they are any different than burgers.
>>74491689
Agreed. Russians are people i can get on with. They like to scrap and don't take any shit.
>>74491299
nobody hates canada. grow up.
Canadians are so smart.
>>74491299
This thread is a perfect example of why Canadians are gay.
I don't like you as much as I did, when I thought you were proud British descendents who valued their place in our Commonwealth.
Now I just think you're super faggoty mega-liberals who are so soft, they're putting their own identity and country at risk of total replacement by foreigners; and elected a foppish poseur, a grossly unqualified ex-drama teacher man-baby to the position of Prime Minister, because he espoused a pro-marijuana stance alongside the usual liberal virtual-signalling hyperboles.
Also, you seem to take pride not in being Canadian by your own rights, and having Canadian cultures and histories linked to the UK; but instead of being "not America", which is just weird.
Do I hate you? No I love you, same as every other anglo nation. I will just say that I'm very disappointed in you.
>>74492016
Why are you trying to fit in with /pol/? They don't care about you, "bro".
I am not a leftist either. Just saying, /pol/ likes to call itself tough all the fucking time yet it can't handle Canadians joking around. Fucking weak pussies.
>>74491299
nope canadians are just obnoxious people in general, and get triggered way too easily. you guys are constantly butt mad about americans, yet americans rarely think of you, its pathetic
all of you act like 13 year olds, on /pol/ and in real life.
Its what people turn into by living in a liberal hugbox. Theres really no way to fix canada other than genociding the population and annexing it with the US so the liberal cancer never spreads again
>>74493010
Go to bed you bloody child. Look at what trite over-inflated shit you post. Fucking baby. No one (but a certain religion) has overwhelmingly negative opinions of Canada, bordering on hate -- save for now, thanks only to you. Fool.
>>74492968
he sends out shit like that for every holiday so it doesnt offend sjws
>>74491873
>i see amerifats speaking ebonics
>let me copy them, that would be a good idea
canadian logic at its finest
>>74491299
Canadians are so cool that only the teens get in /pol/ as a display of rebellion. then they grow up to be normies. I know that deep inside you are cool leafs, you just need to grow up.
>>74493159
Calm down you manchild loser. I can say whatever I want here. This is not a safe space. Go get your slutty mommy to breastfeed you if you can't handle my words.
>>74493250
It's definitely working, any objection to me saying "bantz" is just Americans getting angry at their own autistic retardation.
>>74493450
>I know that deep inside you are cool leafs, you just need to grow up.
Yes, because you are such a fine display of adult maturity.
I would post a fedora pic for you, but I'm too lazy right now.
>>74493159
What religion would that be?
>>74493481
>Calm down you manchild loser. I can say whatever I want here. This is not a safe space. Go get your slutty mommy to breastfeed you if you can't handle my words.
That's funny you stupid liberal stoner twat, you're the one who made a thread whining about your peceptions of how Canadians are treated on this site!
Smoke a bowl of "dank kush" and then kill yourself my man, and do the entire world a favour!
blacked
>>74492446
Our prime minister beats up women with his elbow, what has your president done recently?
Lmao r3kt
>>74493481
>>74493576
you sure sound deluded bro, but keep making threads like this, we enjoy making canadians into virtual sandbags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVYwVQ8huzs
>canada
>nothing but trailer trash
>>74493576
>but I'm too lazy right now
Translation for human beings: "I'm too stoned and useless."
>>74493576
>Why are you all so upset that Canadians are actually very rude?
we are not.
>Get over it you immature children, you've been upset about it for months now.
projection
>Fucking weak pussies can't handle the bantz.
there is nothing you can say that can get me upset. im a brazilian and i was trolled by god. i live in a place that you can be shot while sleeping by a lost bullet, Our concerns are "will be i be unemployed next month?". so your frivolous considerations about me or my cauntry are really not that important. We like canadians because we know they like having fun and partying and that we like too. So just grow up and enjoy your great nation.
>>74491299
They were nice people till all the Asians came.
You can tell when a leaf flag is a gook.
you know, most Canadians didn't want to vote for Trudeau, at least in Ontario. He only got elected because we didn't want Harper again.
>>74493611
I'm not a liberal and I'm not a stoner you limey loser.
I am not complaining about how Canadians are treated either. I'm merely pointing out that we were never nice, and /pol/ needs to toughen up when they see a Canadian disagreeing with them on here.
You also obviously have autistic angsty issues you need to see a therapist for, loser. Go kill yourself!!!!!!
>>74493871
No, you're deluded. You're not one of the cool kids on /pol/, BRO.
>>74493950
I don't smoke weed, go shag ur nan m8.
>>74494004
>there is nothing you can say that can get me upset
Then why reply the way you are? You're just a smug snide little fedora tipper that thinks he's better than everyone else. Go outside and get shot by a gang, nigger.
>>74493894
That's filmed Nova Scotia. Literally an entire province of Irish people. It is what we call a "Have Not" province because it receives Equalization payments, which prevent its people from starving.
I resent the comparison, as someone from Hongcouver.
>>74491299
>>People here hate Canada because they realized we are not as nice as they thought we were
We hate you because you're faggots.
>>74491299
It's not bantz you're just fucking cringe. First time I met a Canadian was in Nepal and he told me how he got cucked by an ex girlfriend with a Dear John letter. Then he got Giardia and stuck the cabin out with his sulfuric belches while his current girlfriend made lustful eyes at me. I was travelling with a 10/10 American QT at the time though.
>>74491299
I don't think I've ever met a person who thought Canadians were nice.
>>74494657
Someone's mad that their colonies are more successful than them
>>74494292
actually im going to canada this week. I got a Work visa. will you get me on the airport? thats me. Be nice and bring bananas.
Trudeau has fucked you up so bad that you're now India-tier.
>>74493481
>if they insult me i win
>>74495097
he needs a MAGA hat shooped on there
>>74492016
Just leave faggot
>>74495097
Nice shoes, yankbro
>>74491689
>>74492151
Don't worry canacucks, you'll learn both before the end :^)
>>74495097
Damn anon, back at it again with them nice shoes
>>74491299
Canada thinks it has bants, but the only heat coming out of your shitty toupee of a country is Alberta burning to the ground while DUDE WEEDman ruins the CAD by using it to wipe the tears of your ladyboys and immigrants. But feel free to keep being proud of your country, maple nigger. I'm sure it'll dull the pain of being out shit-posted by a bunch of emus.
>>74491299
Checked.
We're not mad you are rude. We're just sad some of you are so dumb.
>>74491299
>Canadians are actually very rude
You must be from Quebec
>>74495366
nah he's right, canadians suck dick, its time we surrendered our lands to the Americans, so I can order stuff from amazon.com without paying 80% duties
>>74493655
DELETE
THIS
>>74494400
What about these guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69swG6kxYJ4
>>74493894
>trailer trash
>a bad thing
Also WTF there's a black guy in that video??
Most Canadians IRL tend to be decent but very passive aggressive.
You fucks are annoying on the internet though, especially screaming for attention with threads like this on here.
>>74496074
>so I can order stuff from amazon.com without paying 80% duties
Top kek
I stand corrected
>>74491299
Why people hate candida
1. you shit up every board on this site and point the finger at boomerang chuckers since other boards don't have flags
2. your shitposts aren't ironically funny like the Australians. They are sad.
3. You people are idiotically nice to your own determent. That's why your leader has so many guests over, besides the ones he ships in to fuck his wife.
>>74496654
FUCKING
Talk shit get elbowed.
>>74496653
>your shitposts aren't ironically funny like the Australians. They are sad.
shit posting is not shitposting, Australians shitpost because our country is a white paradise, Canadians shit post because Canada is shit
>>74494854
We're the 5th biggest economy in the world, only overshadowed by Germany (for now), China, Japan and America.
We are twice the power you are. At least we're not so cucked that we're having a vote on leaving the EU. What are you doing with your poofta Prime Minister putting in 50% Pajeets and women into cabinet because it's 2016. You're hands down the biggest faggots outside of the EU and that's only cause Sweden narrowly squeezes you out of that spot.
>>74495554
Qué, mi hermano?
Stay triggered non-canadians.
>>74491442
M8
(China(Russia(Canada)))
>>74491299
I think the main reason we're hated is because we were raised in a nation with progressive policies, and that doesn't blend well with the conservatives of other nations.
For example, women in the army. In Canada, women have been allowed to serve in combat roles since 1987, and the current fitness test makes no discrimination based on gender. Even though I'm right-leaning, it blows my mind that this is a contested issue in the US.
Can we be done with "people here" and "you all"
It's the most counter-productive illogical fluff
>>74491299
fuck off bitch... good post tho :)
>>74491394
Nah, education is lacking, especially in my province.
>>74491753
>pisswater
that may be true, but at least it isnt literally water like American beer is.
>>74499922
Personally if there were gender blind standards I wouldn't mind at all.
But when unit integrity and individual soldier quality suffers in order to seem more inclusive and progressive (as it is here), that's a shitty thing to do with a military.
>>74491299
>>not as nice as they thought we were
>>74500048
>Another Canuck who thinks Americans only drink Bud or Coors
You must know better by now right? It's current year!
>>74491299
I'll elbow you in the chest m8, just you w8.
>be Texan
>visiting in-laws in Canada
>everyone apologizes at airport whenever we have a question
>airport staff has gone from 99% poo in loo to 50% poo and 50% chink
>"English-speaking" flight attendant is fresh off the boat Chino with a horrendous fake French accent who can barely string together a coherent thought
>trails off mid sentence, starts up in full mandarin, then apologizes in english to finish his pre-takeoff airline safety speech
>French speaking attendant apologizes for the idiot and a few "hon hon hons" were heard after
>everyone here is either a massive pussy or complete asshole
>realize while typing this I probably appear as a fucking leaf and can now up my shitposting game
>all sit-down restaurant food is hilariously over salted
>the only Dairy Queen in town has never heard of steak fingers or cream gravy
>whatever the fuck poutine is is on every single menu
>brother says "fuck it" and summons his Texas side
>acts like a dick to everyone regardless of how they act
>everyone assblasted by mild bants
Y'all niggas need some more dicks up in here before everything ends up getting fucked. Your women appear to have the beaner issue of either being 7+/10 or absolute beasts so you haven't completely fucked up yet. Also fix your fucking food; the "mexican" is particularly awful and everything is poorly seasoned.
>tfw trying to buy a house for the past two months and get outbid by chinese every time
fuck yea I'm mad
>>74500830
You still haven't tried poutine? Get the fuck out of my country if you can't appreciate our delicacies.
>>74501218
poutine is a real food :)
>>74501276
So is Vegemite, kangarooFAGGOT.
>>74501512
>>74500519
The overwhelming majority of canucks hate those fuckers, and they've been found guilty of killing their kid.
>>74500830
>trails off mid sentence, starts up in full mandarin, then apologizes in english to finish his pre-takeoff airline safety speech
In all the times I've flown in this country (close to 100 now), I have never encountered a flight attendant who wasn't a native speaker of English.
>whatever the fuck poutine is is on every single menu
Poutine is fries covered in cheese curds and gravy. Quality will vary, and fast food poutine is guaranteed to be shit. If you order it in a restaurant and it's got shredded mozza or chicken gravy, send it back.
>everyone assblasted by mild bants
Depending on where you are, bants with strangers could lead to curbstomping. I don't recommend it, for the sake of your teeth.
>>74492867
>
Now I just think you're super faggoty mega-liberals who are so soft, they're putting their own identity and country at risk of total replacement by foreigners;
Stop projecting, dad.
>>74500830
Canada is so fucked but nothing is more grating than getting advice from some dumb ass with problems of his own.
I can't wait for an "At least my..." reply. That's why the world is getting worse and worse because everyone says "At least it's not as bad as Germany, heh".
In closing, move along before I crush your chest with a flying elbow.
>>74501785
>pancakes
>not ployes
Fuck off.
>>74501785
>>74495811
nah, we'll be polite to someone's face, and then when they are out of earshot we'll start making fun of how much of an idiot he is
>>74501785
Not gonna lie, I would spend my mornings like that if I could
>>74502989
>>74503246
truly they are living the dream
>>74503350
>>74503679
I don't eat vegemite it's pretty gross tbqh
>>74493161
This
It's relatively benign
Did he really have to wear the napkin though?
>>74500830
I've only flown about 10-12 times in my life, and all that was in the last 2 years, but I've hardly seen any minorities in airports.
Statistically speaking, Canada has far less niggers/terrorists than the US. Your nigger population is about 20%, we only have around 1-2%.
I think we know who is winning there.
>MULTICULTURAL AND PROUD
>TO BE CANADIAN IS TO NOT BE CANADIAN
>>74504003
KangarooFAGGOT.
>>74493059
its a little late for that
>>74504088
Who doesn't love Sikhs?
>>74504455
Multiculturalism is literally the founding tenet of the Canadian nation, it was created as a tripartate agreement between the French the English and the Abbos
hurr durr the more you know
>>74504970
/pol/ BTFO!!!!!
>>74493059
This. We constantly try to top Australia in shitposting (as if that's a good thing), but while Australian shitposting is excellent, ours is just awkward and sad. Australia is like the class clown of /pol/, we're the weird kid who always took himself way too seriously.
That said, Canadians do have decent posts sometimes. I'm holding out on the hope that most of the shitposting is from Toronto (scourge of the fucking continent; it's literally as bad as San Francisco), and the decent posting comes from places like Alberta, non-Vancouver BC, Northern Ontario, etc
>>74504452
>I've only flown about 10-12 times in my life, and all that was in the last 2 years, but I've hardly seen any minorities in airports.
Toronto, bub. The Westjet terminal ground staff is so arabic they have a muslim prayer room (not that there's anything wrong with that).
>>74504970
Canada's multiculturalism is the most successful in the world. In America they try to be multicultural but end being separated because of their stupid Democrats.
I wonder why other countries hate us in 2016.
>>74504869
B R O T I E R
>>74501218
>poor man's chili cheese fries
>delicacy
oh I'm laffin
>>74501932
My brother's the one that lives here so I'm assuming he knows when and how to apologize before shit gets out of hand. So far nobody knew how to react at all and simply moved out of the way while saying sorry
>>74502201
Can't tell if bait. Murrica's future isn't looking too good and my emergency backup plan in Germany has fallen flat so it was a perfect opportunity to check out the land of Timbits and Cuckbux seeing as I have family here. All I know about this place is what I've experienced and apparently there's some massive fire in the next province that's been going on for far too long. Your prime minister seems like a white Obama in terms of usefulness and effect but slightly more likeable, and if he nudged a tit while booting out a troll all the more reason to like him. The bitch that's bitching about it desperately needs a good old-fashioned fuck with a backdoor break-in and creampie surprise. Plus she saw the dude coming, the least she could do was show some respect for the man "leading" Canada (I don't know how your political system works) and move out of the fucking way.
>>74504970
Yep, Canada sure is successful due to it multiculturalism. And it is one of the founding tenets and not something was was introduced in the 60s by communist spies.
https://youtu.be/cqrS-t3ZLJw
When are you going back to the Philippians?
>>74505272
I live in Ottawa faggot. My posting is a mix of thought out replies and rampant shitposting.
I also don't think /pol/ should even try to set any standards for decent posting. The people here aren't exactly stable themselves. They only think you are a good person and your posts are genuine and good quality if you kiss their ass and agree with them about everything.
>>74493848
nice, americans btfo, they know they want to live here
>>74505630
Do you mean the Philippines, you retarded faggot?
>>74505827
Why would I care to spell the name of a country full of nigger asians?
