posing as an Arab girl in the UK
>Indian Muslim man asking for marriage
what do I do /pol/
>>74470928
>>74470928
jesus christ get a life bro
>>74471113
thanks for that Ahmed
Bro tell him you are supposed to be married off, it was fixed when you were a child, you know your fiance and shit
>pranking someone because they're from a certain country is now thread worthy material
And they wonder why /pol/ has gone downhill.
>>74470928
Tell him you could never marry a Muslim man who has not gassed jews.
>>74471498
I said it is being arranged by my parents
>>74471723
this
>>74471697
what are you, a newfag?
>>74471113
>>74470987
Go full Nigerian Prince on this guy.
keep going
>>74471996
>>74472108
I literally just added this dude
>>74471113
Inshallah someday this kuffar will know the true pain awaiting for him in the hell reserved for such apostates
Swarim al Salami
>>74472273
>>74470928
flag has red stars not white....
are you a proxy?
>>74472335
I'm not an Ausfag, I'm a Kiwi
Give him a picture of a qt muslim
>>74472207
Australia, get a life.
>>74472407
>Give him a picture of a qt muslim
this.
and ask for nudes
>>74470928
>>74470987
>>74472207
Just get him to give you free stuff.
>>74472335
>>74472356
You Indian's never cease to amaze with your robot ways.
>>74472407
Profile is of a qt muslim senpai
>>74472423
Ukraine, get Crimea.
>>74470987
Get him to go to the UK, then we can watch him on a live webcam and kek
>>74472449
Post picture we will be the judge
>>74472527
fucking hell senpai
>>74472407
this one
>>74472558
>>74472572
DO IT PUSSY. PROVE YOUR KIWI BANTS COMPARES TO THE SUPERIOR AUSSIE
>>74472608
Why are you doing this?
>>74472608
You did good kiwi
>>74472662
How would we set up the live webcam though?
>>74472605
check the license plate of the car infront. is that a british one? or american? don't make mistakes bro
>>74470928
Tell him you have feelings for him, and that you want to visit him in India, but that you don't have the money.
Tell him to send money for the plane ticket
Also, send him a fake picture of some random Arab girl. You know, just to persuade him.
>>74472683
It's funny mate, don't be such a faggpt
>>74472697
Get him to go to london and tell him a street somewhere where there is a live webcam, e.g here: http://www.earthtv.com/en/camera-destination/london-uk/
>>74470928
Accept, move off and get married.
There no going back now
>>74472683
lulz and showing moslems to be the beta fuckbois they really are.
Its quite evident, Habib.
>>74472683
What are you, a cuck? Got the idea from a fellow Brit from Omeegle. His thread was up a few days ago.
>>74472911
>>74472915
Oh fuck senpai, he isn't an extremist
what do
>>74472928
We need more screenshots m8, you had my sides in orbit
>>74472753
>>74472605
who cares, the pic may have been taken on vacation
you're not very good at lying turk bro
>>74473048
Aw shit. Find one that likes ISIS
>>74473048
put your burka on when skyping with him
>>74472449
how old is this guy. did you even do much to lead him on to get him to fall in love with you
>>74473209
>>74473248
Yeah, I thought he was an extremist since he said he "hated Western culture, and that it wasn't Islamic."
>>74473270
fuck no, I just added the dude and I haven't said shit to him
>>74473270
They're all beta as fuck and fall in love after 3 minutes m8
>>74473414
kek
don't worry senpai, I have more.
>>74473373
Oh he hates the west, tell him to come to london m8 fuck him
>>74473453
nice nice
>>74473453
Ask him if he approves of sharia law
>>74473373
Ask him what is his favorite Koran Verse and if he has ever did the Hajj.
>>74473453
ask him size of willy
>>74473532
This, and stoning of gays.
Ask him if he's a virgin, as a pure maiden yourself you wouldn't want to have a kaffir as a husband...
>>74473453
Ask him if he's a fucking virgin?
Then after he tells you he is ask him if he's a flaming faggot.
>>74473589
Australia is here
Quick we need some epic bantz
>>74473457
>>74473500
>>74473532
>>74473563
>>74473589
>>74473638
>>74473664
>>74473665
>>74473609
Is that really you?
>>74473373
'My father has a question...
DO U POO IN LOO?'
>>74473705
>>74473721
I think he's getting off to the image, he hasn't responded.
>>74473609
Tell him your friends told you to go for indian cus white cock is too big kek
>>74473705
>>74473721
>>74473806
>>74473209
those "innocents" were moslems unwittingly caught in the bombs and bullets of an ISIS attack.
If you are not moslem you are not innocent. Their lexicon needs to be broken down by an anon better than I, they can only hide behind those words for so long.
>>74473854
He's just having a quick tug
>>74473854
hes reverse image searched you bro
need a backup story
>>74473795
ask him how many camel he has.
camels are a status thing, if he has at least 2, he's rich.
just ask him if he has at least 2 camels.
>>74473908
It's not from Google
>>74473854
he is probably summoning his snake
>>74473908
you can't find that pic with google or iqdb
>>74472608
Would bang.
Marry me OP
>>74473373
Nigga we all hate western culture, where do you think we are?
Does he poo in the loo?
>>74470928
what if you accidentally fall in love with the guy you are trolling?
>>74474014
I am clever Kiwi
Indians just want to get nudes and camsex. I remember when I was wasting my time on omegle a few years ago, most people I encountered were poos in the loo. The convos usually went like this :
>30
>M
>INDIA
>HORNY
What a bunch of retards.
On another note, I did manage to get a few contacts on omegle, including three girl I had camsex with.
>>74474166
Fake tan and a sex change.
Degeneracy is the only way to be together.
>>74474185
You are indeed
>>74474072
>>74474161
>>74474166
>>74474211
Indians are the horniest race, confirmed.
>>74474231
what?
>>74474211
>people actually do that
I bet you're also the kinda guy who would spent his time in class on chatroulette
I submit a petition to make his thing a daily general.
Everyday baiting a pajeet.
who else is with me for fun?
>>74474362
This is just sad. 2thirsty.
>>74474362
Ask about sharia law
>>74470928
Get him to send money
>>74474446
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I love this board
>>74474446
>implying you don't get enough shit
>implying you don't shit on your streets
>>74474362
ASK IF HE LIKES ASSAD OR REBELS
>>74474567
Ask him if he likes Ass or tits.
>>74474519
Tell him you want 10 babies to help make britain islamified
>>74471113
>>74474638
ASK HIM IF HE LIKES YOTSUBA OR YOTSUBA B
>>74474446
>>74474469
>>74474480
>>74474511
>>74474518
>>74474519
>19â–¶>>74474688
>>>74474446
>>74474567
>>74474638
>>74474688
>>74474691
>>74474716
Oh fuck senpai
>>74472683
>bls remoob
saracen detected
>>74474519
>implying i care
I just come here for animu posting and fun tbqh.
poorfags can die.
You guys will get more oc pajeet memes and i will get to see some fun.
also OP >>74474362
, ask him to show his face
>>74474791
Tell him he should send you a pic first.
>>74474791
Wait do mudslimes not do makeup
>>74474791
tell him you're not going to remove make up just to take a selfie
also selfies are haram. taking pics is against islam. I'm not even joking
>>74474903
Really?
>>74474791
also, say you don't like to talk about looks too much, makes you feel shallow.
There is a reason women are taught to cover their head in Islam.
>>74474791
Tell that faggot to show one pic of himself.
Retard asking a girl to show pics and can't even show his poor brown face
>>74474877
can't outjew the jew
>>74474952
yes, a pic is like a drawing, and drawings of living things are haram.
it's absolutely forbidden.
>>74475047
Sculptures are forbidden? PAINTINGS ARE FORBIDEN?
>>74475115
yes for paintings, I'm not sure about sculpture, but should be too.
islam is truly a shit religion
>>74470928
Tell him to time stamp his toilet
>>74475115
yes cunt
thats why all shitskin art on their bullshit muslim buildings are literally nothing but arabic writing...... its all they can do
top kek
>>74474877
>>74474894
>>74474903
>>74474952
>>74474979
>>74474980
>>74474983
>>74475047
>>74475115
>>74475156
>>74475159
>>74475252
>>74475159
>>74475252
We have a sly little Pajeet on our hands, turned out to be a conniving little bugger. We may have a non-street shitter on our hands boys, not sure I can reel in this brown specimen he's too witty.
>>74475419
well if all is lost just tell him you'll think of him when you take a dump on the porcelain throne.
>>74475419
allah haviz means god protect you, I'm not sure if he's given up on you or what
>>74475419
ask him if he plays cricket or you're going out to watch dad/bro play soon
>>74475419
Good try OP.
keep doing god's work and bait other pajeets.
may god bless you to fuck 2d girls in your dreams
>>74475419
He seems smart. Though if he cant into english and is a muslim then oh well he isnt smart.
>>74475595
Yeah, it's a farewell. He's probably gone for a quick shit in the Ganges, no telling if he'll survive.
>>74475419
he thinks its too good to be true
you need to tell him something bad about yourself so he feels better than you again
>>74475623
that's a disturbing image you've posted here pajeet
why is kars a woman ? why would you have that ?
>>74475419
Would you like me to put on my hijab and take a selfie for you to send him? I'm pretty ugly. You can tell him you look a lot different with make up
>>74475626
He is kickstarting a business, so yeah he's above most street shitter pajeet's
>>74475687
>>74475737
fucking hell, perhaps I need to find a fucking ugly muslim chick
>>74475749
okay, give it a shot senpai
This seems really sad. Why bait a man like that?
>>74475687
This
Tell him you have a penis
>>74475881
He's a street shitter, not a man
>>74475881
for keks, he's smart though, he's squirming his way out of it.
>>74475881
>>74475962
>>74475975
>>74475980
TOO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE.
>>74475818
tell him hes right those arent recent pictures
youve got bad acne at the minute or something and youre too embarrassed to take aone right. you have really low self esteem and you havent left the house in three 3 days
betas get hard when they smell wounded fish
>>74476036
SHUT IT DOWN
MAXIMUM BETA OVERLOAD
>>74476252
I need to find a less model-like muslim
>>74476036
OH SHIT
This is a smart fucker isn't it?
>>74476036
Counter with this
Tell him the original pic was just at a good angle
>>74476036
Say "please stop talking about my looks, I am not shalow woman"
and ask if he makes enough to provide a decent house to raise children in
>>74476341
HAHAHAHHAA
>>74476303
Take one off of facebook
Tell him youre addicted to Western cock :^)
>>74476486
This.
Also if you're giving up on him tell him you don't like that he doesn't trust you.
>>74476341
lel
btw how fucked up are the "click x until none are left" captchas? fuck off cunt making me click like 14 images or else it doesnt go through wtf
>>74476469
Then when he's perfectly baited, send him this with the filename
>>74476597
this.
Tell him you've had enough of massive white cock
>>74476469
FUCKING DO THIS OP
>>74476691
Bra switch to classic captcha
>>74476752
how do i do that mate?
>>74476810
Settings, replying, legacy captcha
>>74476928
thanks mate, so much better
>>74476741
>>74476752
>>74476810
>>74476928
I think he's done for, we need to start baiting more from omeegle preferably ISIS supporter degenerates because then I don't feel bad.
>>74476481
South island best island btw
>>74477113
>>74477171
>>74477156
DELETE THIS
Act all coy and shit, wait for a while, give him 5 minutes for him to beta overload and burst
>>74477218
Tell him you are destined for eachother
>>74477113
M8 just keep going, cunts basically passing out on ramadam levels of thirsty
>>74477113
he's not done mate
>>74476698
10/10 file name
>>74477337
>>74477345
fuck do I say?
why's he crawling back?
>>74477403
What fucking profile pic did you use? Show please.
>>74477515
Read thread mate.
>>74477403
Akhi, you can't play with a girl's heart like this. You say you don't believe me and goodbye, and then speak to me again!? Which one is it!?
>>74477403
you're his best option
>>74477403
say this
>>74476046
>>74477568
DO THIS OP AND THEN SAY SORRY AFTER YOU RANT
>>74477664
NEW MUSLIM
>>74477561
I hope you know that at some point you'll have to send him a picture of you're dick, and tell him he masturbated to a man, I think he has to kill himself after
Is this true 4th best at cricket man? >>74477664
>>74477857
Ask him why he wants to go to Iraq
Sounds like an ISIS supporter
>>74477857
ask if ISIS
>>74474362
>Astaghfirullah
You made that up didn't you?
>>74478026
already asked
>>74478035
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Istighfar
>>74477967
>>74477857
There is potential for top tier lulz here, if he says he is a supporter of ISIS then tip off MI5/GCHQ.
>>74477948
>4th best
FUCK YOUUUUUUU STRAYA WE ARE BEST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74477857
Use you're sly kiwi sublte shitposting to get him to admit he hates UK and wants to bomb somewhere so >>74477644
can cyber police him.
>>74477857
>BIRMINGHAM
>>74478035
It's a real word
How have you not picked it up from Muslims?
>>74478088
Definitely
After he has said why, be angry at him and say you wanted to go for humanitarian reasons too
I once left chatrulette/cleverbot scritp running on chatroulette and had one idian guy propose the cleverbot.
What the hell is wrong with indians?
>>74478085
>>74478026
nvm it's a new one
>>74470928
Why do people do this? Are you retarded? Do like pretending to be a fucking woman? Literally the most degenerate hobby in existance.
>>74478035
>>74478085
>>74478088
>>74478090
>>74478104
>>74478107
Indian Muslim again, he learnt from experience. You'd think he would have taken a hint.
>>74478090
AUS>NZ>ENG>POO>all teams are basically poos in my book
>>74478216
fucking Pajeet's man
>>74478208
he's not pretending to be a woman, he's pretending to be an islamic dog
there's a huge fucking difference
HAHAHAHAHA this thread
10/10
>>74478208
I like fucking with mudslimes, fuck you leaf, I bet you elbow women too you dirty cuck.
>>74478299
Fuck you lad only Ponting era was good we are better at ODI T20 you lot are good at faggy week-long matches
>>74478216
Either ask him questions to move forward like how much you make ect or ask him who he thinks would win in a fight, Muhammed or Gishnu
>>74470928
Why are you doing this, fucking fag.
>>74478607
Ahmed, settle.
>>74478320
Time to wrap it up since it ain't going anywhere, guilt trip him so you can bait him later. Move on to Brit Paki. This time find pictures so that you can get many different angles, put in a few selfies etc.
If someone has some, please provide.
Look mang, you need to act like a delicate fucking flower, basically act like a chick, you are boring and he should impress you m8 and your response should be that of a Muslim chick
>>74478607
For shits and giggles.
What else?
>>74478695
Godspeed Anon.
>>74478717
yeah, no hot girl would put pressure on a random pajeet to talk to their dad about marriage after 10 minutes
act naive and a bit damaged but basically sexually frustrated
>>74478717
Pajeet is right.
>>74478607
It's funny you faggot, calm down
>>74478455
Post yfw we all gone btfo by filthy west indies
How can normal Indies even compete?
>>74478717
>>74478861
>>74478894
>>74478910
Understood, I'll be a little bitch.
Also, what's up with all the faggots with a superiority complex? Is this shit not funny?
>>74470928
>>74470987
>>74473048
How did you even find this guy?
>>74478832
It's not even funny. It's just sad that this Australian nerd has nothing better to do than bait Indian men by pretending to be a Muslim woman.
>>74479005
The glorious sausage fest, that is, Omeegle.
The men are men, and the women are men.
>>74479040
>Australian nerd
>>74479090
Same shit
>>74478961
It's funny, fuck em
The Brit Paki is a cuck, the line "I hope I'm not being a creep heh" is proof
Mate There'll be awkward silences which you SHOULD not fill. He should do the talking and courting, but don't forget to act coy because you're a muzzie, it's a fine line
>>74478961
It's funny m8, probably just buttblasted pajeets
>>74479040
here's your (you)
>>74478607
>Aus, NZ, UK and India all getting along with medium bantz on the side, just like the empire days
>America comes to try fuck it up
Don't be that guy moit
>>74479040
>>74478428
I'll elbow your mom in her fucking pouch you kangaroo slut.
>>74479346
why so angry ?
fucking hell US and Canada are cucks.
>>74475881
Online dating is pretty much that
>>74478946
Fucking niggers man
I really want to hate them, but they genuinely love cricket even more than us at times
Gayle is a total lad
This is funny as hell, I hope the Paki responds.
>>74479534
>Living in the Northern Hemisphere
>>74478216
>Actually a boy already play with me here
what did he mean by this?
>>74479798
He got catfished bruh
>>74472809
This 100x
>>74479798
goys gone wild
No seriously he's fallen for this shit before
You managed to find a clever yet still desperate curryfucker.
Just find another picture a Muslim women, with a different colored hijab and no makeup.
>>74479893
It's always the fucking Pajeet's man
>>74479798
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2016/02/sweden-muslim-migrants-repeatedly-rape-12-year-old-boy-film-the-whole-thing
>>74479848
oh yeah that was quite obvious guess im the retard here
OP, where are the updates ? Any response from Brit Paki or Pajeet ?
>>74479090
you need to get multiple on the go at once. threads getting stale
>>74479929
kek
>>74479988
>>74480036
Struggling to find new Muslims senpai, I'm trying.
>>74480116
use tinder m8 and put your location to lahore
>>74480116
>struggling to find muslims in the UK
doesnt sound right to me senpai
>>74480116
>Struggling to find new Muslims
Sometimes I think it might be nice to be in NZ
>>74477113
get his picture you nigger!
>>74480435
He had it, but he changed it when he got suspicious
>>74480252
hahaha ur toilets flush backwards cause ur south
>>74480490
It begins.
United Kuckdom, you have some issues
>>74480517
Australian toilets have no water.
Fuck seps need to learn about other countries for once.
>>74470928
Take this fucking cancer to /b/ why the fuck would /pol/ be interested in you having some kind of fake gay love affair with fucking pajeet we hate Muslims here we aren't trying to catfish them you fucking autist you are cancer here....
>>74480643
find out where he lives and call mi5
get this sand nigger locked up
>>74480643
Ask if he's a virgin and has a good job
>>74480765
>>74480782
"Muhammad can suck my Aryan dick."
Okay, I think /pol/ is here.
>>74480643
More evidence we need to invade the UK
>>74480643
act sincere but every now and again talk about your 'doubts'
>>74480643
The emu fighter has it right he is finding the enemy not asking about his love life
>>74480886
I think he's real tho all iranians that i know hate islam
>>74480939
>>74480963
>>74481248
>>74477857
>Birmingham
Not suprised
>>74481563
you need to sort your muzzie problem out UK
>>74481735
Spain Reqonquistad, we can do it too.
Make London British Again
This is pretty gay
You could be getting a girlfriend or doing something productive but instead you're spending your time pretending to be a girl and pretending to flirt with a man on the internet.
>>74482837
im sure all else he would be doing is shitposting so it doesnt really matter does it
