100% streetshitter here, ask me anything
>>74467219
PPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>74467219
Do you prefer shitting on the even or odd side of the street?
>>74467219
What's your favorite color?
what makes you prefer the street to the beach?
Do you ever honk your pud while pooing?
>>74467306
In time, just had dinner
>>74467321
Whichever side is less crowded
>>74467322
Brown
>>74467335
Salt water is bad for asshole, better to use water from pipe
>>74467405
Don't know what that means
Is it true you eat with your fingers instead of using silverware? So after wiping your ass with your hand and then eat curry??
>>74467219
>look at me I can use a proxy!!!
indians dont even have fucking internet you retards
>>74467493
>Don't know what that means
Do you jerk off while shitting?
>>74467219
Are you rich?
Do you have a fiance?
>>74467523
>what is Bangalore?
>>74467219
Which online games do Indians play?
>>74467219
How are the Designated shitting streets designated, is there a census on people on how far are they willing to walk to take a dump or is there someone lobbying for their local streets.
>>74467515
Yes, we eat with right hand but wiping ass is with left hand
>>74467523
I am Indian
>>74467594
No, jacking off in public is a strict no-no
>>74467610
Middle class, have had two gfs, will do arranged marriage in two years
>>74467693
Dota, CS, all the same things you guys play but only on SE Asia servers with fucking Koreans
I play runescape
>>74467713
The rich get better streets, but it's mostly a lost in translation thing.. Designated streets means that some streets are designated for shitting and not that all streets are to be shat on and it is designated (distributed) among the populace
>>74467219
POO
O
O
>>74467941
Do you talk with people while shitting?
Is it anyhow social?
Is it true that your toilets are haunted over there?
>>74468150
Of course we do, usually we go with our friends in the morning, brush teeth on the field, take a shit etc
>>74468288
No, that is Pakistani propaganda
>>74467219
Do you purposely poo in odd places just for the kicks? Ie like off a scaffold and aim for people ?
>>74468823
Yes, it's called the tactical poop
>>74467941
Do you wash the left hand after doing a wipe? Do women do that too?
>>74468607
is it common to step in shit?
>>74469059
Yes, with soap. We don't use the left hand for anything else so you're safe. Women don't poop as far as I know.
>>74469089
Yes. Very.
>>74467941
Why don't you like the korean in online games?
>>74469306
They are very good at online games, good at microcontrol, difficult to win because they are on a different level
I unironically want Western culture to adapt the designated shitting street.
if i'm ever rich enough I will build a designated shitting street for myself
>>74469555
Toilets are overrated and completely useless, and you can use the biomass to create useful energy
It's an obscure field
>>74468886
Nice. Even better if it's a vindaloo poo for the spicey enchants
>>74467219
Why no infrastructure?
Sewers?
>>74469762
Actually chicken vindaloo is baby food, if you want some real bowel movement you need to eat something with a base of black pepper maybe ask for chicken kali mirch or something, your ass will flare up in about six hours
>>74469939
Why waste money when you can use land, besides the earth will get fertilized for free, so all in all it's pretty great cost-to-profit wise
>>74469746
Do the designated streets have names? What's the name of your shitting street?
>>74469959
I've never delved past the byriani. Il try it out .
>>74467219
Have you ever seen the Loo witch
>>74470122
No designated = "only some streets can be used for shitting" they don't have names, we have clean streets and we have designated streets for shitting in
>>74470137
Take a day off before you do
>>74470187
The loo witch Pakistani propaganda
>>74467219
when will you evolve to PANTALOONS like the united stains of america?
>>74469550
East Asian master race
>>74470053
Thought you guys were supposed to be smart.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route
Enjoy your fertilized diseases I guess.
are there separate streets for women? I cant picture a pretty indian girl taking a big shit on the street. don't some people use a bucket in the comfort of their own home and then just dump it on the street?
>>74467219
why indians are so obsessed with (you)s on 4chan?
It's not like you can get 4chan gold or something like the sophisticated Reddit.
>>74470422
2030
>>74470656
Diseases don't affect you when you eat curry
>>74470698
Women don't poop, sorry don't know
>>74470768
Bhak saala
>>74467219
my friend's father came from up in the hill, lit in the middle of nowhere. Instead of going to the outhouse they at least made a sport of it.
>it was called dritagrein (shitting branch)
>climb up tall in a tree
>get out on branch
>pants down
>aim for other branches further down, birds, squirrels any target fitting
>ready
>steady
>shit
the goal was to hit stuff and watch the feces splatter on other things pref animals even people if possible.
>Why don't you into dritagrein poo in the loo
I mean when you deny to use the perk of civilization called a toilet,loo or wc
>>74467219
Snek can poo in the loo... why can't you?
I must admit that some times, when shit on by birds out biking, I have gotten the urge for payback... Climb up in a tree high above a nest and just fucking lay out a big fat one directly in pref the head of the parent birds that shit on me(at least same kind of bird)
>it's about time the birds gets some payback
india can maybe be a solution to this
>>74470698
>pretty indian girl
Hahahaha
You like hairy backs bro?
>>74471099
>my friend's father
fucking cuck
>>74467219
Another one here, AMA.
>>74471231
Poo in loo.
![2m5hvo6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yz0s8rn.jpg "2m5hvo6[1].jpg")
>>74471352
>implying
do you think shes ever pood on the street?
>>74471454
do you know the answer?
>>74470698
>>74467219
Which hand do you wipe with?
>>74471588
...nvm...
>>74471501
inshallah brother, one day.
>>74471522
Yes, it's an initiation right.
>>74471588
left.
>>74471522
>>74471588
also, checked
>>74471212
Wrong, snek does not have anus
>>74471231
Bhak bc
>>74471279
You need to catch the bird first, then shit on it. No collateral damage.
>>74471454
Bhai kaise
>>74471588
MY non dominant hand, left
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mzU5YK2.jpg "large[1].jpg")
some indian girls are really pretty. which major city would i need to go to to find a girl like this?
this toilet thing has to be a meme right? is it seriously a problem nationwide or is it just the poor?
>>74471743
bas bhai bohot bore ho gaya tha yar.
Subeh se election ka result dekha, maza aa gaya.
>>74471945
Bangaluru, Mysuru, Mumbai.
>>74471743
>You need to catch the bird first, then shit on it. No collateral damage.
Canadian lit shitbirds (goose) you got it all coming, they shall all be pooped on
>>74471964
>Current year
>not shitting on streets.
>>74467219
Do Indian women like anal? I'd imagine they'd love the feeling of my cock shoving their shit back up their intestines.
>>74471964
> nationwide
> poor
> implying there's functionally a difference for 98% of people there
>>74472140
>Do Indian women like anal
No, most are prude.
>>74471945
She's Samantha Ruth Prabhu, she's an actress from the South.. Both North and South have their fair share of chicks
>>74471964
The poor tend to do it yes
>>74472031
Mamata won bhai matlab kuch bhi, chutiyapa ho gaya
Baaki sab dheek hi tha
>>74472140
Well if they don't like it, we'll make em like it my fellow rapist, also who cares what they like or not that's a futile exercise
Teri maa ka bhosda>>74471743
If train A leaves the station at 12:00 AM 1,200 miles away from train B traveling at a constant speed of 120mph from the second it starts, and train B leaves its station at 1:00 PM at a constant speed of 100mph, what time will the two collide?
>>74472318
yea mamta was dissapointing, but not a shocker. congress kicked out of both states, although it did get 1 pondicherry. sala kuch bhi baki nahi rakhne wala Amit Shah congress ke liye.
>>74472621
also what would happen if a sun made of suns and a sun made of ice collided at that same speed.
>>74472381
Arre arre shaanth ho jao
Ban milne ka itna shauk hai kya
>>74472381
dude wtf. why would you post that?
>>74472621
>>74472621
They won't lmao,
>indian trains being able to go 100 miles per hour
>indian trains going for 200kms without breaking down.
kek.
>>74472750
What about the suns
हेल हिटलर
हेल शैतान
aa bhai tujh se bhi mile
obligatory
Indians are mutating:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/04/world/asia/04water.html
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11802568
Indians are spiritual peace loving hippies myth:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_integration_of_Hyderabad
Regular condoms too big for Indian men:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ1B4YHwRiM [Embed]
Indians drink virgin cow piss:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOsgXHUGs0 [Embed]
Indians make cow shit patties and eat them / cover their houses in them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtDSUA0qQ1I [Embed]
Indians worship rats and have temples for them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOs1l8Fajc [Embed]
Rats eat babies in Indian Hospitals:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212753/New-born-baby-boy-dies-Indian-hospital-RAT-gnawed-fingers-ate-left-eye.html
Babies in India are eaten by wild pigs on the streets:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/shock-pigs-caught-camera-fighting-5265559
Super bacteria develop in India:
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/04/world/asia/superbugs-kill-indias-babies-and-pose-an-overseas-threat.html?_r=0
Indians worship toilets instead of using them and believe there are witches inside:
http://www.planetcustodian.com/2015/10/03/7873/indian-villagers-worshiping-newly-built-toilets-instead-of-using-them.html
Filthy India photos - chinese reactions:
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
Riding a C90 through India:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts [Embed]
Indians roll over food to cure diseases:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/8927652/Indian-rolling-in-food-ritual-sparks-caste-dispute.html
India pays citizens to use the loo:
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-33980904
Indians beat and behead "witches":
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/08/08/witches-beaten-to-death-india_n_7959682.html
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/07/29/globalpost-why-witches-still-being-beheaded-india/30827059/
>>74470365
Has the loo witch ever stuck her finger up your bum?
>>74472999
Apne tatte Kat ke jhoomke banale
become a shitter-sitter today
>>74472853
what the fuck is this?
>>74472792
i live in india so don't know about sun. sorry.
>>74472867
>>Indians make cow shit patties and eat them / cover their houses in them
>cover their houses in them
I mean i kinda understand the eating it part since they're starved,but why cover their houses?
>>74472999
Is she ok?
>>74472792
Nice meme
>>74472835
Ekdum
>>74472853
>>74472919
>>74472999
Tum to chutiya nikle
>>74472630
Bro pappu fail ho gaya
Congress is finally dying I'm still celebrating
>>74473126
Kya apke toothpaste me reservation hai
>>74473253
They believe cows are magical or something. They drink cow urine and eat their feces, so covering the houses with cow feces probably brings some sort of blessing/protection to them.
>>74473304
Ha tere baap ke diye the,bas thode chotr the.itne zabardast memes kaha SE lata hai
>>74467219
I've got some telemarketer firm calling me on my cellphone. This morning, I wasn't feeling too frisky, so I just said "Yeahhhh, fuck off," click. The guy sounded like he was from India. My question is as follows:
If I really wanted to piss off an Indian on the phone, what are some things that I could say? Is going with the poo-in-the-loo theme and implying that he's a dirty Paki good enough, or is there something else that I could use to really get a chimpout started?
If they call back, I'll record and post.
>>74473446
teri maa ko chodne pe wo apni gaand se nikalti he
>>74473616
So much anger.
Learn to love the bantz or figure out how to stop coming here,. The Poo thing is never going away because it is funny
>>74473687
memes are fine.
But this guy everyday makes stupid thread.
He could have made any thread with a topic worth discussing
>>74473556
Nah we aren't really aware of the poo in loo thing as being something negative, it's just another thing. The racism angle is also pretty much useless because you are probably dealing with some dumb ass
You can do this: tell him you followed something from his coming and something fucked up, and now you're going to the cops or authorities, or his company.. He's gonna fear losing his job, for bonus points tell him you've emailed the Indian cyber cell also, Google it for making a believable story
>>74473881
Bhai tum chill karo, kyu pareshaan ho raha hai?
Aise acclimatize hota hai, hum thread banaye thaki firangi log na banaye
>>74473922
So go with the poo-in-the-loo for /pol/'s enjoyment, and towards the end, tell him that I was just stalling for time so that I could trace his shit, I'm with the FBI, and I'm passing all of the information I've acquired on to the Indian Cyber Cell?
>>74473277
mere me to reservation nahi hai, dharna karna padega.
>>74467219
describe and differentiate the elaborate stool caste system of your culture
does the well-formed nutrient-rich log look down its nose at the puddle of runs?
does the color, smell, or presence/absence of corn, peanuts, or other detritus elevate or debase its ranking in the structure?
once any and all labels are affixed and made known, how does one carry on knowing that it is still just a huge piece of shit?
>>74472999
This is the punishment you get for trying to use the toilet. Designated streets only, kill toilet shitters. Loo wars now.
>>74473269
>Bro pappu fail ho gaya
Bhai vo banda party ko le dubega, i don't know if other parties worked so hard or not, but i know this for sure that rahul worked hard on destroying congress.
>Congress is finally dying I'm still celebrating
Same bhai, Congress mukt bharat soon.
>>74474149
are bhai toh topic toh bana sakta he thoda dimaag laga ke?
So much butthurt. XDDD
>>74474214
Yeah seems like a plan breh
>>74474301
Will be implemented in the next 5 year plan
>>74474485
I have actually seen him talk irl, he is legit retarded. Memes nahi hai bhai.
Now we will see how India will turn out, Congress getting fucked feels like actual Independence. Modi tho theek kar raha hai, par election hype tak pahunche nahi hai.. Hamara main entertainment abhi Kejriwal hai, odd or even keel raha hai abhi, Delhi ko State banane wala hoon wo
>>74474599
Banaya tho hai, fayda kya hai aise bhi spam hi karte hain, toh wo fix karna hain na, kaphi obvious hogaya tho irony lag jayega, aise hi khatam karlenge. Joke sunke haseen na aa jaye, wohi toh hai goal
>>74475054
>I have actually seen him talk irl,
Kya baat kar raha hai, lol. must have been as if you're watching a standup comedian, only that this guy thinks people take him seriously .
>>74476525
Haan school main aa gaya tha, all the girls were mad about it because fair and lovely
Bhai speech shuru hua bol kya raha hai bhi pata nahi tha
He kept switching between topics because he didn't know enough about it
Halfway through he'd talk about something else
Happened so often by the end nobody knew what he was talking about at all
As seen on TV bilkul
