What's /pol/'s thoughts on this?
>http://peacemobilephone.com/
it has a dick on it.
That's one halal penis.
>islamic applications
Do they make the phone explode?
>>74458328
Inb4
Flight mode
The new app by ISIS really is the bomb
>>74458328
Is the cock background mandated by Sharia?
It has a dick on it.
>>74458467
when you put it in airplane mode it explodes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qva06hh7Ubw
>>74458328
Why is there a dick on it
It's not even a coincidence, it's blatent
>>74458328
>Benis
>>74458582
Lol my sides are presumed lost and search is underway
Dats a benis XDDD
>>74458328
>PEACE mobile phone
top fucking kek. does it have special app for detonation?
>female version
>>74458582
Kek
>>74458328
ringtone
>ALLAH ACKBAR!!!
>ALLAH ACKBAR!!
>ALLAH ACKBAR!!
>ALLAH ACKBAR!!!
>ALLAH ACKBAR!!
>ALLAH ACKBAR!!
>ALLAH ACKBAR!!!
>ALLAH ACKBAR!!
>ALLAH ACKBAR!!
>>74458729
Kek
>>74458729
Kek-a-billy
>>74458582
>>74458328
>Islamic ring tone
>Gets called
>aLLAHU AKBAR
>Husband gets triggered and explodes
>>74458328
It's an easy way to earn some extra Money. + it's a shitty phone
It's probably somehow a bomb
>>74458328
Speaking of Osama bin Laden, Naik stated in a YouTube video that he would not criticise bin Laden because he had not met him and did not know him personally. He added that, "If bin Laden is fighting enemies of Islam, I am for him," and that "if he is terrorizing America – the terrorist, biggest terrorist – I am with him. Every Muslim should be a terrorist. The thing is that if he is terrorizing the terrorist, he is following Islam. Whether he is or not, I don't know, but you as Muslims know that, without checking up, laying allegations is also wrong."
comes with remote ied explosion trigger, app to calculate mortar angles, online maps with current routes across european borders & POIs like swimming pools, stock exchange app for buying and selling slaves including sex slaves (goats) and many more!
>>74458328
It comes with a dick already on it.
Plus a universal port and accompanying API that makes triggering any device a snap.
>>74458729
kek
>>74458940
>mwf I thought it said the wifi was IED
>>74458328
Donald Trump's Muslim ID tags
>>74458729
They don't let their women have phones anyways
>>74458729
Now with custom wallpapers.
>>74458940
>android
>muslim phone
>a niggerish os for a niggerish people
>>74458328
Does it have and authentic Islamic alarm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4hJ-iig8qM
>>74458328
That wallpaper looks like a dick...
>>74458328
>Mekka navigator
>preset islamic prayer music ringtone
>>74458582
>tinder (special version where you can forcibly date women)
>flight radar
>group chats, so none of your four wives feel left out
>amazon app with suggestion lists consisting of nails, pressure cookers etc.
Did I forget anything?
>>74458328
That's a penis
>>74459227
GPS coordinates to Germany.
>>74458328
>Not posting advert video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLYzhk_2eMzUNHePrNI1hatNRoqR6i07FT&v=TxbTEHoUAEI
>>74458940
> android 4.2.2 in the age of android 6.0
HAHAHA, ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>>74459146
>Over 80 hours of Dr. Decapi Tation's course to islam videos!
>Incluiding chapters such as
>Basic rules for Islam
>What curtains should you buy for your wives?
>How to sharpen your blade to cut the infidels' neck nice and clean
>How to catch supplies from the Mossad without the media knowing about it
>IED making and detonation process
>And much much more!
>>74458328
>>74458328
>Peace
>'''''' Dr '''''' Zakir Naik
The man who promotes the evil Hadiths to keep women oppressed in sacks is 'peaceful'.
>>74458371
fpbp
>>74458940
>1 GB ram
>Android
>Tons of bloatware
Sounds like a laggy phone, but still better than Samsung's TouchWiz
>>74458328
There was one muslim in my engineering class. He had an compass app on his phone that pointed to Mecca.
>>74458328
Trust a phone for goat fuckers and pedophiles to have a dick on home screen
>>74458438
>Do they make the phone explode?
They make EVERYTHING explode.
>peace
this word is losing all meaning
>>74458582
>>74458729
If only Brits could put their wit to work in actually taking back their country.
>>74460082
I'll have you know I have my assault knife license coming in the post within 7 days.
>>74460134
I'm just gonna go round to B&Q and get a shovel.
>>74460134
Get on my level, pleb.
>>74460082
Oh don't worry about us, a revolution is coming. People are sick of being called islamophobic for pointing out the bullshit. Some may hide it, others will shout about it, but there is a reason half the country wants to leave!
>>74460307
DELETE THIS
>>74460307
Bin
That
Knife
>>74460400
hello?
>>74460307
Criminal scum
>>74460307
Oi, is that a serrated assault blade u cheeky wanker?
>>74460307
That's it. I'm calling for the proper authorities to come and inspect your knife permit. That knife looks to be a couple mm larger than the legal standard, and thus could be considered an assault weapon.
>>74458328
The Arabic on the phone looks like a cock,and balls.
>>74458328
>islamic ringtones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nIN6Ciw1Ws
>>74460400
>>74460639
>>74460841
>>74460876
>>74460931
DON'T TRY AND STOP ME
>>74458328
I'm laughing at peace mobile
>>74461140
o shit call swat now!!!1!!1!11!!
S SALAAMU ALAI KUM. wareh matul laahi wabara katuhu. Sir i like FOUR stars and YOU give a low PRICE peace mobile becouse. you launched a low PRICE so every body pearson buy this mobile IN SHAA ALLAAH.
>>74460307
HOLY SHIT WE NEED THE BIG GUNS DOWN HERE
Why the put that penis there? They are gay or something?
>>74459342
"the solution for humanity"
nigga wot?
>>74458328
>>74458371
I came in here just to make sure this was posted
>>74458328
>zakir naik
kek
>>74458582
>implying phone batteries can melt steel beams
That's a penis.
>>74458328
As long as it has a location tracking and surveillance package that we can turn on remotely I'm all for it.
>>74462722
LOL nooo this can't be real come on...
*googles "benis village"*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benis
OH MY GOD ITS REAL :DDDDDD
>>74458940
>Speakers: YES
Thank fuck they remembered that, I'm sick of phones that don't include speakers.
>>74458328
sales are blowing up
>>74460307
reported to Hackney MP
>>74462858
same here
>>74458328
>>74460387
>Still caught up on muh Islamophobia
They've already done their job, m8. You've been too distracted.
http://mosques.muslimsinbritain.org/maps.php#/town/London
>>74463817
Kek
