We just signed the NATO pact
What are we in for?
>>74452574
More expenses on your defensive capabilities;
In a few years you will need to grow a professional army;
More expenses on your defensive capabilities;
Commitment to enter in wars that the other members of NATO are already in;
More expenses on your defensive capabilities;
Updating your weapons, mostly US, UK made;
More expenses on your defensive capabilities;
Cuckoldry
RIP Montenegro
≫74452574 (You)
It depends on whether you are considered white or not. If not, then things are looking up for you.
>>74452574
God help you. What have you done? How could you be so dense?
Now you can be a geopolitical football :D
>>74452893
Welcome to the party
>>74452574
Farewell, old friend.
>>74452574
Hate from Serbs
>>74452968
>≫74452574 (You)
kek
>>74452574
YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Literally nothing though desu, you might get some new gunz and shit but that's about it. We also might defend you if you get attacked but don't bet on it.
>>74453066
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>>74452574
Shit, yet another country we'll have to go fight when the time comes.
>>74452893
>implying any of these are bad
Also most NATO country don't do shit when they """help""" ameribros in the middle east. They're glorified office workers.
So basically, expenses and suffering
btw NATO bombed us 20 years ago, EAT SHIT AMERIFATS
>>74453246
But senpai, Vucic will drag you to NATO too
>>74452893
>Professional Armies
>NATO members
pick one
>>74453960
You're saying conscript armies are more professional?
Since you only spend 1,3% of your GDP on the military you're basically giving Trump another reason to decrease American funding for Nato, thus weakening the alliance even more.
>>74454973
Trump doesn't have much chance of being elected
>nigger mountain
>>74453960
Found the Slavaboo
>>74454299
Looks like a fucking leaf forgot that his country doesn't have a real army. Euro forces are laughable.
Congratulations, you are Russian target now.
>>74452574
screw you fags
and fuck NATO
bunch of fucking leeches
"hur dur we lobs russia now"
well screw you, because for 20 years you've been insulting it and threatening it
>>74455029
you're retarded
>>74452574
FUCKIN TRAITORS
>>74453033
what is that small thing in south america?
New NWO puppet, congratz.
>>74455333
their understanding of democracy
>>74452574
Worst mistake of whatever relevence your lives had.
>>74455111
France and the UK are actually pretty decent
>>74452574
This >>74452893
And Russian butthurt.
Welcome.
>falling for the NATO meme
I guess you're a cuck for the US empire and its partner in crime the wanna-be imperialist french and the bean counters in Frankfurt
Crnogorci su najgori ljudi od svih ex yu. Mozda cak i na svetu. Siptari vam decu pojeli dabogda.
>>74452574
Trump gimping it in november
>>74456008
Fin proxy, Ante
>>74453404
We literally couldn't care any less
>>74456338
Arrogance doesn't help you hide insecurities, Burger
Worst time to join.
>Trump becomes president
>US forces you to spend at least 2% of your budget in defense.
>>74456471
Trump becoming the president is literally the only reason I'm for entering NATO
>>74456373
> Montenegro
>>74456631
>Some shitty state in US
why do Amerifats pretend they're living great?
They're most likely living in some van near a swamp fucking their cousin
>>74455333
French guiana
>>74452574
Welcome! You are now on the winning side.
Ignore all the Russian shills. They are just buttblasted that no real countries like Russia.
Remember, if you are attacked, we are attacked.
>>74452574
>get bombed by NATO
>join it 17 years later
Are you people stupid?
>>74456798
What if attack comes from the inside?
>>74456757
> actually believing this
>>74456904
> get nuked by America
> become puppet of America and have a fantastic economy
Japan turned out alright.
>>74452574
Nothing much, just your coordinates added to first strike list.
>>74457141
No one likes you Ivan.
Everyone wants to be on ourside.
>>74457086
I'm pretty sure they would've turned out alright anyways.
It's not like they weren't alright before the bombs.
>>74457256
No, actually there were massive protests in MNE to oppose this. But, the guy in charge of the country has been in power for some 28 years now and his paychecks are signed by you cucks, so the protests didn't help.
>>74453960
>this guy
whats a professional army for you?
>>74456757
>this is what poor Balkan 'people' actually think
Where do you get your perceptions of Americans from, some shitty soviet era TV show?
Your society will be filled with feminists and transexuals for starters, estrogen will be pumped into your water supply to control straight men who are now viewed as subversives. A synagogue will be erected in your capital city where child sacrifices will take place. Needless to say all of your news and media will now have to be approved by jews before being released to you. Jewish banks and businesses will replace all the native ones ect
These are just a few things, maybe 2% but it represents the general theme
Welcome to the winning side of WWII
>>74452574
>based montenigers
>>74457356
> muh protests
Haha. Faggots.
Make your bets - which NATO country will be attacked by NATO forces first? Since this is the most realistic scenario of NATO getting any action at all.
Greece?
Poland?
Turkey?
Hungary?
>>74452574
Well, Canada is in NATO and we don't adhere to the mandatory 2% of GDP to the military, and we never really go to war, except in Afghanistan but that was dope, I wouldn't worry
>>74457306
If they'd been conquered by the USSR, I'm completely sure that we'd have another N Korea.
>>74452574
You can expect professional army and 2% of your GDP going towards the budget and modernization of your equipment.
Hopefully Trump wins and enforces that min 2% on everyone.
But nothing will change in your life.
Your army will have to get NATO-approved equipment (US gives their spare/a bit older equipment cheap for it's members) and better organization.
>>74452574
You basically just committed suicide which in turn means your going to hell.
NATO is just US + their vassals.
Is there any procedure to leave NATO? Is that even possible?
>>74452574
nato is gay
>>74452574
Being on the wrong side in the upcoming race war.
>>74452574
Say goodbye to Serbia, and Russia, Say hello to Turkey, and the hordes of muzzies the bring along..... Serbia still based, shame on you montenegro.
>>74452574
Get cucked m8
WHY ARE WE ADDING NATIONS FROM THAT LITTLE CLUSTERFUCK PART OF EUROPE. TURKEY IS BAD ENOUGH REEEEE
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>>74452978
Congrats Milojko, you learned how to use proxies. Im amazed.
>>74458335
>Being this dense (or is it denial)
Jewish subversion, mostly.
>>74452574
Allahu akbar another quffar to die for Sultan-Caliph "Fist of Allah" Erdoğan.
>>74458145
Serbia doesn't close it's borders. It's cucking all of europe
Welcome to the hegemon. When we need to fight a war for Israel, be ready, we'll give you a call.
>NATO
>>74452574
>What are we in for?
Useless military expenses for nothing
>>74458505
kek
>>74452574
Serbian butthurt
>>74453404
The rules in NATO state Atleast 2% GDP on defense but only 4 nations follow that and it's not really enforced.
>>74458492
We have been europes gate against the slimes for thousands of years and they repay us by embargoing us and bombing us, you reap what you sow fuck you
>>74457356
Massive protests funded by Russia.
>>74455111
Atleast we didn't lose to asians living in the jungles rocking flip flops and straw hats.
>>74458335
jebem ti mater glupu siptarsku
>>74459411
keep hating, Vojvodina belongs to Hungary.
>>74459477
A crna gora pripada siptarima.
>>74459563
A Srbija Hrvatima
get fucked you stupid genocidal nigger
>>74459032
>>74459477
And the Albozergs join the fray.
>>74452893
More shit the US will cover.
>>74459658
Milogorac a.k.a Crveni Hrvat a.k.a ustaša. Najgora drzava i ljudi na svetu
>>74459658
why dont you egg shell niggers dont stay in your own country god damn
>>74459771
Cetnik a.k.a mrtva nacija a.k.a Americka kurva
Nekad dobri ljudi, a sad samo djubre po kom se pisa
>>74457674
Well I think history repeats so I'm going to go with Poland kek
>>74457433
his 18 cousins who moved to USA to experience their shitty living conditions first hand told him
>>74459856
Literally a tiny Africa.
>>74453404
>NATO
>Amerifats
Pick one. Don't know what you're QQing about...america going to pick up the tab anyways.
Prosto je neverovatno kad neki nesrbin kaze Srbinu da je genocidan. Zona sumraka jebote. Ja sam autošovinista ponekad ali ima gorih od Srba, svaki dan to vidim.
>>74452574
WHAT???
*puts on шaјкaчa*
>>74459891
Odjebi Dzamile
>>74456911
Everyone gets attacked!
>>74452574
You will have have to get rid of all your military equipment and buy new one from NATO.
>>74459932
Our average pay is literally higher than yours
Get fucked you poor niggers
>>74452574
Congratulations
America is now your personal army. You will now be free to contribute minimally and in return, America will spill blood to protect your tiny country.
>>74459477
>>74459856
Kanalizacija na moru
Nestasice vode na moru
Arogantne gazde na moru
Kurve na moru
Kriminalci na moru
Sve najgore picko. Napravicu thread na polu kako trosim pare u Grckoj citav album cu da okacim svaki dan po jedan.
>>74459947
NATO is USA + puppet states.
>>74459972
>hurrr durrrr WE WUZ SPARTA: the post
>>74460004
This.
>>74452574
>Joining the alliance that bombed your land a decade ago
Literally conquered by a foreign power
>>74460047
>toliko ljut sto nema more
SMIJEM SE NA GLAS DA BUDEM ISKREN FAMILIJO
>>74460002
And yet you're still too poor to afford two pairs of sneakers and have to send your brain-dead youth to study in Belgrade because Monteniggerland has a cumulative IQ of 200.
>>74460002
Oh and welcome to the "europoors will hate you cause they ain't you" club. Don't take it personally. The weak always try to downplay the strong.
>>74460110
You mean exactly like you?
>>74452574
Smooth cruise as the US takes up most of the slack.
Jus make sure your government doesn't get cucked.
>>74460160
t. a swampwalker in Ohio
>>74460194
Our prime minister beats Hillary in the corruption depratment
>>74456338
And that's why you are fucked and on the road to a Clinton presidency.
>>74460144
Ustase bar znaju da vode racuna o svom moru za razliku od tebe, spawn of a siptar mother and donkey father.
Why do you keep joining NATO, we do not want to kill that many people.
>>74452574
>mfw America leaves NATO next year
>>74459563
>>74459717
>everyone who disagrees with me is Albanian
Expect to get a freeride
>>74460160
of all the planes
harriers?
>>74460282
t. produkt turskog silovanja
MONTENEGRO HURR DURR MUH HONOR
LITERALLY gets cucked by albos and changes their history, nationality and symbols OVERNIGHT
>>74460314
>t. Vazeljin Isljami
>>74452574
Black men fucking your wives. Such is the way of NATO.
>>74460283
Kek'd.
>>74460314
Literally the only people in Monteniggerland who aren't too poor to afford Internet access are Albozerg and Russian landowners. And I doubt you're Russian.
>>74460381
Daily reminder that the entire nation is against Milo and that Montenegrins actually have honor and respect tradition
Just because our PM is a male spawn of Hillary doesn't mean we all suck
>>74452574
A lot of shit talking and safety from Russia (questionable under Obama but probably go back to secure next year).
>>74460374
Hahaha e reci mi sad je ispitni rok, jel se i po Beogradu tako kurčiš?
Go buy your grandmother a razor before that mustache gets out of hand.
>>74460226
>Shit talking your own army
You'll grow out of that when we start pumping f16s into your country at your request. Just ask Poland.
>>74460374
kaze lik koji je crnji od Kucuk Alije
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>74460354
Unfortunately I didn't make it but it's still a nice gif. Personally I like the f16.
>>74460529
Zove Vucic oce da mu se savijes
>>74460560
>bukvalno hrvatski geni
Uzivaj, Ante pod drugim imenom
>>74460472
>entire nation against Milo
>is in power the last 30 years
Just because you complain over coffee doesn't mean you're changing shit, Balša.
>>74452574
Nothing really.
US will probably walk out of NATO, US is really the only country that matters in NATO, its the only one with a modern army anyways.
>>74460651
ne nego siptarski geni, pola plemena su vam siptari glupane, mesali ste se kao pacovi majke vam ga nabijem ciganske prljave
>>74460651
>calls Serbs "Ante"
>spouts insults only a Croat would utter.
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>>74460445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PnGcrw_EzA
>>74460660
>what is korupcija i kradja glasova
Moras da imas bar 18 godina da postas ovdje, Ante
>>74460729
>ovaj nevjerovatni guzobol
>>74460773
Guram ti kitu do krajnika dok mi tvoja keva lize neoprani cmar.
>how's that for edgy, m8?
>>74452574
pay denbts
>>74460773
Jebo te voz koji te doveo sa krša. Marš iz moje ravnice.
>>74460885
Nemoj biti tolko ivičast, plašiš decu!
>>74460283
Truly sad, I thought mount negros would be on our side in WW3
>>74460976
Lófasz a seggedbe
>>74461048
Jebote, Miša Tumbas krenuo u teretanu i pustio bradu.
>>74452574
Aside: Your country is beautiful and I want to vacation there for a few weeks.
Goddamn.
>>74461086
Literally everyone wants to be on the Russian side here
Its our PM
>>74458741
It takes your whole continent to match up, those are also the armies of several sovereign, but cucked countries. the main point here is that modern european militaries are useless, they are hardly national guard tier unless we are talking about France and UK
>>74461158
Yeah its pretty nice, our main selling point is that you can enjoy snowy mountains and hot beaches in same day because they're 1 hour drive apart
>>74461181
>it take your whole continent to match up
no shit , you are a continent size country
>>74452574
You're now a part of Oceania. Remember that you have always been at war with Eurasia. And Putin is literally Satan and eats naughty Montenegrean children.
Fail to comply with these rules and you will be sent to Guantanamo Bay for "re-education".
You've become part of the only force willing to take a stand against Russian aggression
>>74461701
>Russian agression
its the american chimps that ruin the world, not Russia, m8
>>74452893
>Implying anyone at all adheres to NATO spending minimums
Ffs, the Netherlands spends 1.14% BBP on defense, instead of the required 2%. Everybody uses the US as a free insurance policy. Trump is right. I hate our government.
>>74461086
>WW3 will be between Russia and the US
WW3 will be between us and China. Your country will pubically support China and secretly support both. China will invade from Siberia and Russia will fight a mostly WWI-esque ground war and the US will fight a WW2 style naval war. When it's over, Russia and the US will split China between the north and south and cold war 2 will kick off with greater weapons of deterrence like cyber warfare, targeted EMPs, and rail guns. This will spark another space race where russia will be the first to reach Mars and the US will be the first to study many outer planets with enhanced robotics. The main area of ideological clash will be between command capitalism and liberal capitalism. Proxy wars will mainly take place in the middle East again but the new frontier will be Africa. Now that China is out of the picture, the US and Russia will compete to gain influence in the areas China once controlled.
>>74461701
>Russian aggression
you dense motherfucker
>>74461914
Screencap this btw. My cousin is a free Mason and told me all about it.
>>74461914
>China losing a ground war to Russia
Are you fucking high mate?
>>74461701
Aggression is power + military action. The US is the dominant global superpower, ergo only the US can be the aggressor. Russia can employ military action, but cannot be an aggressor.
>>74453404
And now you're our bitch.
That's like catching a beating, then kissing the ass of the guy that beat you.
So welcome to NATO friend!
Southern Serbia will fight with Western Serbia in the future? This ought to be interesting.
>>74462212
I don't care as long as Trump gets elected
>>74461799
You do know that the very first thing that Russia did since full independence from Tatars was a aggression?
>>74461701
>Russia, stop having your country so close to our military bases!
>all these balkans ripping at each other
>>74462825
Nigel Mansell doesn't have time for your shit.
>>74461701
Number 3 is all that needs to be said desu
>>74452574
>What are we in for
To piss us off.
NATO literally went "Haha we took your slav bros"
Backstabbing "allies", pointless wars that aren't in your interests, and vassalage.
>>74462825
What else is new? Honestly they were less trouble under the Ottomans
>>74462325
More like
>Russia, stop chimping out so we don't need to place military bases here!
>>74463071
>and in America they are shooting negroes
I gotta say, I can't find anything wrong with this, tbqh.
>>74452574
To kill pic related.
>>74461701
Go be fat somewhere else
>>74462825
The balkans is what old Europe used to be like, you dumb "Leave" voting faggot.
If you leave the EU take a look at the balkans because that right there is your future. You'll all be small ultra nationalist states with no real influence outside of their domain bickering about going to war.
>>74464250
Enjoy your conversations with people with free speech. It's going bye bye
>>74453033
>usa nwo
>>74465579
Enjoy your first female president
