What is going on in these countries?
>>74450622
I believe watching something about one of those countries being very closed to the outside like a 2nd NK but really have no idea.
>>74450622
There was a war between two of them recently I think. I dunno. Such a group of non-countries
>>74450622
islamic communism, literally
it's filled with dictators who place themselves as father of the nation and start banning random shit on a whim
on the other hand there is significantly less hurka-durka bullshit there
>Haalo this is Borat
>>74450622
>>74451207
When the old commies leader will die they will be islamic revolution in all these country.
>>74450622
Kazakhstan: Borat and astronaut landings
Others: literally no idea
>>74450622
Kebab and lots of body odor
>>74450622
You know those kids that used to fight each other in high school but when the teachers dragged them into the office or called the cops they would all bite their tongues and keep quiet? That's them.
cool architecture
>>74450622
There is oil and muslims but USA doesn't know about it
>>74452500
Looks the back of American 1$ bill.
Basically it's completely identical to the stuff you see in Russian dash cam footage, except they're Mongolic in appearance and Muslim.
I dunno but we should bomb them.
Uzbekistan is a dictatorship worse than North Korea, but for some reason nobody talks about it.
Otherwise, Islam, but they're being oppressed which prevents them from durka durkaing.
But if the current leaders die, who knows what'll happen...
>>74454150
Worst in what terms? I think you don't know much about both countries to compare.
>>74454150
You are thinking of Turkmenistan
>>74452500
>astana_kazakhstan.jpg
>being this redpilled
>>74452500
>legend of zelda triforce
cute volleyball girls
>>74454150
I should also point out that I'm Turkmenistan theor equivalent of Kim il-sung (I forgot his name) already died and basically nothing in the country changed other than a very slight relaxing of some policies. But it's still. basically north Korea 2.0
>>74453112
And note that they are mostly peaceful muslims who don't want sharia laws. They just want to live simple and hidden life without ambitions of world dominance. Thats why you don't hear about Uzbekistan wanting to have nuclear weapon or some else shit.
>>74454517
>in Turkmenistan their
Fuck I am typing from my phone while sick in the bed :(
>>74450622
Old former Communist God-Kings.
>>74452500
>>74454431
>>74450622
greatest potassium
>>74454530
This as well. Stalin anally raped the Islamism out of them.
>>74454686
Islamism as a political ideology was not a thing in times of Stalin i think.
>>74454660
>>74454747
Islamism is the basis upon which Islam was founded
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Muslim_conquests
>>74454747
It was just getting going at that point. After the Ottomans fell the Islamists started coming around. Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, Sauds in Arabia etc. They were in Central Asia as well but they lost to the Soviets, originally Lenin gave them concessions such as sharia law in their areas. Then Stalin got rid of it all and killed the Islamists.
>>74454150
I knew an Uzbek I used to work with. It's a puzzling situation.
Apparently Uzbekistan was actually utilizing USSR gibmedats to modernize and have somewhat of a "modern" economy. When the USSR tanked, they tanked harder.
They do have a dictatorship, and shit is really corrupt. Uzbekbro told me state militia will harass the fuck out of you at checkpoints until you pay them.
The government is polarizing though, because for some reason they don't really get along with Russia. Something to do with gold and gas trade.
Despite being Muslim, they're pretty secular. They let us have an airbase for invading Afghanistan because they're afraid of border radicals coming in and influencing things.
I know Uzbekbro said he was Muslim, but I saw him buy bacon at the store and he thinks women covering themselves is wrong. He's also older. Served in the USSR army in the 80's.
He was pretty redpilled on most things and really kept up with global politics through broken English.
>>74452500
Looks decadent.
The white house thingy with the blue/gold thing on top looks sorta decent if you take away the blue/gold thing on top
The rest looks awfull
>>74450622
in those countries there is problem...
>>74455071
And that problem is the Jew.
>>74455148
throw the jew down the well
>>74455191
so my country can be free
>>74455206
[so my country can be free]
>>74450622
Ylvis, the Fox guys, wondered the same thing, so they went over there are tried to mockingly become famous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk4rSTTr8Og
Their weird, annoying guide was later driven out of the country for political reasons.
>>74450622
>What is going on in these countries?
knife fights
Turkmenistan looks nice.
By the way, one thing most people here don't know is that all these countries are Turkic.
>>74450622
inbreeding.
>>74457310
Considering the populations are a mix of Russians, Asians and turks, I seriously doubt that.
Lowkey ISIS activity. And lots of Khajiits.
Turkan-Mongol Khanate's
>>74450622
Why does Kazakhstan have a hard on for russia? Also the people of Kazakhstan hate the Ukrainians for bitching about the famine
>>74450622
I know that one of them that borders China has most marriages occur from women being abducted off the streets, even if they're already in a relationship with the abductor..
>>74457484
>Lots of Khajiits.
I don't know what those are.
>>74457417
I wasnt talking about Kazahstan.
North part of are pretty normal.
Other stans are 100% muslims shitholes.
Where you will get jailed for life due refusing to eat one of national dishes.
t. horse dick.
Also huge amount of inbreeding.
>>74452500
pretty nice. but astana is an exception there. the rest of the countries are not that rich
>>74454747
Islamism = Islam
If you don't support jihadism, then you're a filthy kuffar.
>>74458584
T. Jew
>>74450622
This is the daughter of the president of Uzbekistan, she's a hottie.
>>74450622
Nothing. Central Asian history involves repeated invasions from Russia, Arabia and East Asia, and they lose every single time.
>>74450622
There's a door to hades in Turkmenistan.
>>74450622
>>74458874
can confirm uzbek girls are qt 3.14s
>>74450622
That's where Ghengis Khan came from you dumbasses
>>74452500
Hey look, they gave the same power to some dictator that I was given in Sim City 2000
>>74459103
There is a uszbek family in the house next to us. The mother is hot as fuck
>>74454660
How did you know what Hillary's White House will look like before she even wins?
>>74458584
I don't see what South African racist slurs have to do with Islam
>>74455411
titty fixation
>>74451045
Turkmenistan
Why does a thread die as soon as I post in it?
>>74459107
He was born in Mongolia you idiot.
>>74459526
>>74459526
I bet you think Attila was born in Hungary
steppes. Miles and miles of nothing but steppes. Truly Mongol lebensraum.
>>74459619
Buy a book sometime
>>74451600
Nah, not at all.
My girlfriend is Kazakh and I've been there several times, they aren't as secular as in the West but not far from it either.
Uzbekibekibekibekibekibekibekistan
>>74450622
Emigration to Russia mostly. Kazakh here, can answer questions
>>74454485
Mongol rape baby
>>74459927
Are you a muslim ?
>>74459927
Your stance on the soviet union?
>>74457484
Yeah that looks like Elsweyr
>>74454485
more pls, anon.
>>74459848
> The 21 definition of Mongolia is obviously the same as the 12th
>>74459978
No, she's an actual Mongol
>>74452573
The US does know about it, but Mother Russia would take issue if we started fucking shit up in her backyard/economic sphere.
The US really wants to fuck up the stans but Russia won't let it. That's why Cold War 2.0 got started.
>>74460025
No, I was baptized but I don't give a fuck. I am agnostic as most of my country. People there can eat sheep on Ramadan or paint eggs on Easter but they aren't devout.
>>74460037
Soviet union was mostly good for my country as Soviets brought infrastructure, education, European specialists as well as education, but Russians and balts were fucked pretty bad.
>>74460119
>>74457159
Tajikistan is Persian.
>>74460375
do you think the rest of the muslim world would be more peaceful if it weren't for the US fucking up everything?
>>74450622
I know Kazakhstan has a lot of good boxers.
Gennady Golovkin
>>74460375
Would Kazakhstan join a union state with russia like Belarus?
>>74460392
True. Persians and Turks are generally quite mixed in the area. Afganistan is another example of a state with major mix of the two hyper-groups.
>>74454747
Islam was always political and world dominating in ambition.
Read the Koran: it is full of orders to conquer and subdue the unbeliever until the whole earth submits to the 'dar al Islam.'
wtf do people even do over here
>>74460653
Yes. Russia and Britain handled things in the East differently, with less shit.
>>74460742
It already did, Eurasian union. That's why I am in Russia, I can travel and work here easily.
>>74460826
You don't wanna know. /pol/ has convinced me South America is worse than Sub-Saharan Africa and Central Asia combined.
>>74459175
kek'd immensely
Their people do shit jobs in Russia.
>>74460826
Imagine moving a lot of dindus to a state and then let them run it unchecked
>>74458959
oh yeah the pit to hell
man that thing's neat as fuck
>>74450622
commie muslim chinks
>>74454431
This picture was taken in February?
If I recall temperatures in central asia reach -30 degrees in winter, how are those people not dead?
>>74450622
Kazahkstan's capital city is so weird. They basically picked a random spot in the middle of a desert and build cool architecture there. There's nothing around it for miles.
>>74457484
>lots of Khajiits
They have literal cat-people?
>>74461452
Not necessarily -30. And why would you think pic was taken in February?
>>74461452
Illuminati magic
>>74450622
... who cares?
>>74460826
French Guyana is just niggers living on French money and sending rockets into space once in a while
>>74450622
The most secular places in the Muslim world. Also, where the west meet the east.
>>74461319
We did. It's called Liberia.
>>74462381
We did as well
It's called suriname
>>74457623
Because it's like 20% Russian and is the least fucked up of all of the cental asian countries
>>74450622
Kazakhstan is simple secular state. Kyrgyzstan also too, but poorer. Turkmenistan, North Korea tier, but with oil. Uzbekistan is somewhere in between. Tajikistan close to Iran and the poorest.
t. knower
>>74454823
Stalin did right by that
>>74450622
Kazahstan is the only ok tier country out of those, populace of the other 4 countries floods Russia for the lowest tiers of work.
>>74462620
>Stalin
>implying he could be wrong
>>74462902
>that glow
I mean I like that style as much as anyone but come on
>>74460826
suriname is a shithole with a bunch of pooinloos and dindus. the first thing they did when we gave them independence and allowed them to make their own army, was a military takeover of the country and executing the opposition. the army dictator that resulted from this is today president again through democratic means
A bunch of smelly turks.
>>74460826
Venezuela are eternally butthurt about Anglo niggers living in Guyana, they claim 50% of its terrority, Suriname are Dutch niggers, French Guinea are French niggers.
>>74450622
turanism is going on there , only countries that doesnt hate us, love em
>>74463585
Ближний вocтoк is Middle east, not Near east.
>>74454485
>>74450622
I wonder...
also they have UNESCO heritage
>>74451045
Turkmenistan
>>74463872
Sexy times.
>>74463865
Why are western woman so salty to Asian woman
>>74450622
>What is going on in these countries?
Organized crime
Corruption
Sex slaves and prostitution
money laundering
transit stop for drugs from Afghanistan and elsewhere
oil, gold, and other natural resources
a continued disparity between the "haves" and the have-nots" following the collapse of the Soviet Union
moderate muslims
Political strongmen
Cronyism
Deadly fight clubs
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin, all cool while drinking some shitty slav malt beverage and watching your local football team play against another local shitty football team
lots and lots of cigarette smoking (no really, just ask Phillip Morris)
Mandatory military conscription
Old Soviet military hardware
Periodic saber rattling
Attractive modern looking buildings with hap-hazard interior design and sub standard safety and construction.
bad, bad but catchy music (i.e. Chaje Shukarijie )
exotic young women who are not quite asian and not quite European
terribly aged older women of unknown origin who are closer to 50 but look 60-65
What am I leaving out?
>>74450622
It's Russia with Asians and Russia with Afghanis.
>>74460311
US is already fucking with Kazahstan, I hear you guys are starting to drill oil out there.
>>74450622
I have been to Turkmenistan and Kazakhstan and have fairly good knowledge of the rest.
Fro worst to best:
5. Tahikistan: closeness to Afghanistan made it turn into land of Islamic extremism. But the government is dictatorship and they force men to shave their beards as a way to fight extremism. Poorest of all.
4. Uzbekistan: the state controls everything. Most things are the same as the soviet times. University students, government workers (underdeveloped private sector, almost everyone works either for governmet or is peasant or small shop owner) are forced labor in cotton fields during the picking season. Extremely totalitarian a la North Korea.
3. Turkmenistan - although the second richest, everything is controlled. Who is the greatest Turkmen in history? Current president. Who is the best singer in Turkmen history? Current president.
2. Kyrgyzstan - Freest country in the region. Doesn't have oil and other minerals like Turkmenistan and Kazakhstan, therefore poorer.
1.Compared to Uzb., Turk. and Taj. it is has more freedoms. Also richest country among them. Think Kazakhstan is better than Belarus in terms of wealth and freedoms.
>>74464530
Prep the bull, Ivan. Where coming for your wife
>>74464770
>they force men to shave their beards as a way to fight extremism
makes it even harder to recognize extremists
>>74464185
Women compete with other women, so they will judge and snip at any woman they perceive as a threat to their whoring.
Asians are cuties who white (also divorced) men are more and more willing to pursue thus a threat. All those ugly ass old women are trying to tear down that threat.
You'll notice none of the snippers are young and beautiful: young women don't see asians as a threat so no tearing down.
>>74451207
>islamic communism
That is ISIS, you illiterate retard.
>>74451074
That was a 4 day skirmish between Armenia and Azerbaijan, check your geo
>>74458874
Nam nam nam.
>>74462620
>>74462902
Probably the only thing right he ever did.
>>74461622
look in the bottom right corner
>>74450622
nothing almost , thats why im neutral about them
Tajiks are the Mexicans of Eurasia
t. Russian-American
They were literally saved by communism. It replaced the incredibly toxic ideology of Islam in peoples minds. Women actually have it pretty good in Kazakhstan compared to their neighbors. Unfortunately over time they will slowly go back to the savagery of other islamic nations.
>>74450622
I live in that black circle
>>74467871
In Mashhad?
>>74467871
hello iran
when you will start war against sunnies?
>>74467953
Yep
>inb4 chubak
I'm not him
>>74467973
Ask khamenie
>>74467953
Of course he would, dirty turk
they're having a geographical gang bang
It might sound weird, but I ask myself that question all the time.
Why do we hear news out of middle of nowhere Africa but not from the Turkestan region? Obviously you can find some if you look, but outside of the muslim extremists in Xinjiang you never hear anything about them.
>>74468012
I like the people in your country, I just hate the ones who immigrate here. Why are they all such materialistic, vapid whores?
>>74468088
It's pretty simple scientifically. They were never fully infected by the radical islam memeplex.
>>74468112
Iranian american immegirants are different to all other groups of Iranian immegirants
They are well,materialistic as you say,and most of them are rich
Canadian-Iranians are the chill ones,German Iranians are the most educated ones
Tajik pls post
>>74465619
I think that's more Peshmerga
>>74468699
Tajiks don't post on this shitboard,try /int/
>>74465619
>>74451207
>>74469029
Stop fighting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People's_Mujahedin_of_Iran
>>74454431
>turkeminstan
>>74469044
I'm also on /int/ pham
muslim gommies
>>74469363
/pol/ is the wrost fucking board on this surinamese telephone making building
>>74468699
My grandpa was tajik
>>74469604
yeah
>>74464819
>Where
>>74452500
Gaudy as fuck, but still better than the soulless Brutalism/Modernism you see in the west
>>74460826
There's a place to launch rockets I think
>>74468699
All Tajiks are in Moscow, sorry
>>74450622
Watch this, it's an interesting documentary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFVcQ7ZxC1o
>>74469157
What is that? It looks amazing
>>74469640
He liberated your grandma?
Vexilology
>>74470279
Grandma was pashto
>>74450622
Kazakhastan is literally chinese muslims
They treat women the same as all muslims (they have no value or say) one tradition is kazakhastan is when the son wants to marry he picks a girl and the family kidnaps her and forces the girl to marry him
>>74470251
its a merkaba
look into the annunaki
>>74450622
sand, etc
>>74470435
Can you speak farsi?
>>74470980
Ey došman
>>74464185
Because how can the white women even compare? :^)
>>74470980
No because my mum is polish.
>>74470763
>one tradition is kazakhastan is when the son wants to marry he picks a girl and the family kidnaps her and forces the girl to marry him
You literally confuse Kazakhs with Chechens and other Caucasus monkeys.
Also, modern day Kazakhs are 90% secular
>>74471051
to norway chikar mikoni?
>>74471149
kurwa:DD
>>74471338
Sorry, "došman" is the only Farsi word I know
>>74471518
its "farsi dari"
Iranians speak a different version of farsi
btw,if you were arguing with a farsi speaker just say "kose nanat" it'll resolve the situation peacfully
>>74470240
The Uzbek Gov't sounds based as fuck
>bans calls to prayer speakers
>closely monitors mosques
>kills terrorists
mfw Uzbekistan does more to end terrorism than the West.
They are all poor. Trust me, I grew up in one of them.
>>74450622
I'll tell you. These countries are governed by dictators who were in power since Soviet Union. Once they die off (in no more than 10 years), this whole region will be the new middle east, with lots of civil wars, humanitarian nightmare and islamists of all sorts. And we will be in a lot of shit because of that.
>>74460826
They're like 90% jungle so there's barely civilization around the coastline.
Bunch of niggers and people from weird places in oceania + some whites that manage the complicated stuff.
Their existence is a mystery, even though we are close neighbors you just don't hear anything about them.
>>74450622
Jews.
>>74472254
Will Tsar Putin use the instability as an excuse to reclaim the old territory of the Russian Empire?
>>74473633
I bet he will. The question is what to do with the locals, who are many, violent and tend to like islam. Our image is already too bad, so we can't just put them in a concentration camps or something like that.
>>74460379
His map of Asia is upside down.
>>74469604
Then fuckoff muhammad cocksucker
>>74470315
truly the best flag
I had horse meat in Tashkent a few years ago. Delicious. I think more locals knew Russian than Uzbek. Awesome black market for currency nearly doubles the worth of the dollar.
Other than that, who knows.
>>74474435
>Muhammad cocksucker
Why are you telling us your name here?
>>74450622
Horse archers waiting for Genghis Khan to return.
>>74474571
>>74474536
>I had horse meat in Tashkent a few years ago
How was it?Can you describe its taste?
>>74464185
Asian women are a direct competitor. White women can't handle competition from teenage Whites so how could they handle competition from women who directly ignite the White male desire to wear a cool hat and conquer their country?
>>74474762
We had hose meat in lasagne here for years
>>74474762
Very tender. Kind of like a milder beef. Not too gamey. Grey in colour.
>>74474938
Sounds like kidney.
>>74474883
>>74474938
The first time i saw someone eat horse meat was in a western movie,before that i didn't even knew horses are eatable
>>74465619
>polish intellectuals
>>74475385
The hose meat lasagne wasn't on purpose though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_meat_adulteration_scandal
JUST
>>74475385
Would you eat an Iranian flag?
>>74475385
When will Iran rid itself of Islam? I don't want to go to war with you bros.
>>74475385
Pretty much everything is edible mate. Some things are just tastier than others.
Horses have lots of flesh and mammal flesh is right up there in the high rankings of taste.
>>74474883
>>74475630
WTF why can't I spell horse
>>74450622
Nothing that matters
>>74475876
t. billybob from bumfuck nowhere flyover state
>>74475630
kek
>>74475641
No i rather drown myself in it
>>74475732
in 20 or 30 years ago we we'll be rid of it
>>74475872
I like hoes meat too
Sorry for replying hazy im a little sick an feel a little drowny
>>74451045
Turkmenistan has a complete wacko dictator but it isn't anything close to dprk
>>74463308
keep lying to yourself
>>74462600
God-tier taste in wine, anon-kun.
>>74463865
>Ugly old bitches shit talking about a girl who doesn't even know or care that they exist.
Makes my dick hard, f@m. Is there anything more pathetic than when a woman's jealousy becomes transparent?
>>74468088
Imagine how amazing it would be if we didn't hear about the world crumbling from any nation on earth. Every country just humming along nicely.
>>74473633
He will want to, probably. But Russians hate immigration from those countries, so it will be massive downfall of his popularity.
>>74475872
>[german desire for meat hose intensifies]
>>74451596
안녕하세요, 노란색 똥
>>74480619
stop pls
ASTANA WILL BE THE JUDEO WORLD ORDER MAIN CITY
>>74452500
>>74452500
WTF I've never even known this kind of place exists. I always thought kazakstan and all the other countrys around it are just mountains with ugly people and donkeys and some people just sometimes go there to make a document out of local lama breeders or something.
BUT this shit! That place looks like the conflux castle out of the HoMM3 fucking unreal. My mind is blown.
>>74476039
If an Iranian flag is drowning you, do you:
A - BTFO
B - accept fate
C - overpower Iranian flag
?
>>74480924
Can't get over that meat hose, eh Hans?
>>74469157
>>74452500
They are really chimping out with the Symbolism
>>74450622
cotton
>>74455411
Where's all the people?
>>74451596
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