>tfw you weren't invited to Ahmed Mohammed Mohhadinis birthday party in the Islamic State
What are the little pastry things? Is that a salad next to them or lollies?
>>74440934
Burek
>>74440789
Awwww they think he's people
>>74440934
>>74441058
That's not burek. It's meat pirozhki.
that food looks fucking awful
Even Isis has better birthdays than me ;_;
>>74440789
It's haram to celebrate birthdays. Also I think it's very very VERY haram to eat the seal of Mohammed (pbuh)
May the rightous Muslim freedom fighters of FSA defeat ISIS, shiite Assadist soldiers and kuffar hezbollat.
>>74440789
ISIS members have better birthday party than me.
>>74441642
it börek you doofus. I buy that shit for lunch 2 to 3 times a week.
cheap, filling, handmade,tasty.
>>74445692
actually no it is not. this is called Oozi
https://www.google.com.kw/search?q=%D8%A3%D9%88%D8%B2%D9%8A&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=643&site=webhp&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwin1umT-OXMAhWDMhoKHY3ACvoQsAQIGQ#tbm=isch&tbs=rimg%3ACc0ENlrirddYIjjdKMBAbq8j5DUYNQ3ch9_16RirVVXPRD_1Ve4GiOv2ddLPQqUkNmqay8y3Ml5ehFADR-4NBkxVk_1HyoSCd0owEBuryPkETHJtCPbT0FsKhIJNRg1DdyH3_1oRyL8wsB9izacqEglGKtVVc9EP9REmyWjVGBqp2ioSCV7gaI6_1Z10sETHJtCPbT0FsKhIJ9CpSQ2aprLwRDYWM5oGov-EqEgnLcyXl6EUANBE0PCmqGReenioSCX7g0GTFWT8fEf7avtb-JLcm&q=%D8%A3%D9%88%D8%B2%D9%8A
>>74440789
I see Russian salad and American bagels. Is this the joint effort Kerry and Lavrov were talking about? ?
>>74440789
Is this from someone's Instagram? Please give us a link OP
>>74440789
>no pringles
>no fizzy drinks or alcohol
>not even alcohol free alcohol
why the fuck would anyone even join
>>74445836
Nice link there, i thought he meant the round things in the middle. not the 4 litlle ones on the plate.
Worst thing about it, is the sitting on the floor. I fucking hate it.
>>74440789
>pepsi
They fucking love America and they won't admit it.
>>74445927
http://imgur.com/a/1gXxt
Some pictures Isis is trying to remove from the web, it's top kek.
>>74445958
Oozi is made from pastry dough. stuffed with cooked rice, meat, and other vegetable alongside roasted nuts and almonds and cashew. Very Tasty and Very Expensive and time consuming.
>tfw it's my birthday today
>tfw I don't have any friends
>tfw no one to eat watermelon slices with before morning prayer
>tfw no tasty cake praising almighty Allah (alayhi as-salām)
>tfw no purpose in life
Kill me desu.
>>74446030
They looking like a bunch of bros going on a fun camping trip, not trying to take over the world. Also Mfw no more kawaii birthday pics.
>>74446065
Sounds like the perfect muzzie food.
Sounds expensive, thats true.
Nuts are like the gold of foods.
>>74446198
Become a Muslim Deus you won't regret it
It's degeneracy free. You'll make heaps of friends and you'll get a qt waifu
>>74440789
is that kayne with a beard?
>>74446030
lol
>>74446198
Happy Birthday, fuccboi :^)
>>74440789
Looks tasty, would dine with them.
>>74446236
but man. nothing beats stuffed sweet bell pepper, stuffed zucchini and stuffed eggplant.
>>74445604
>table with a bunch of fruits, couple of pastries and a disgusting looking cake
Pretty funny to see in what a shithole they are lving
>>74446602
Kinda true. but hey they are having fun time. while my birthday is boring more boring than any normal day.
7/7/2007 worst birthday of my life
scope name?
>>74446496
Stuffed Zucchini, why didnt I think of that.
Thats grand. thanks.
Is it stuffed with the same kind of mixture? Because Id probably skip the nuts in that. dont know why but my trained chef sense tells me so.
I'm pretty sure eating those cakes/blocks of mud is haram.
Eating fruits at a party.
No wonder they are angry all yhe time
>>74446395
a bearded qt waifu
If they cut that ISIS flag wont that be insulting the prophet by destroying/eating his seal?
>>74446742
here have the recipe in Levantian way:
http://www.sbs.com.au/food/recipes/stuffed-zucchini-kousa-mahshi?cid=trending
No nuts are needed because it is made way more different than Oozi. we call it Kosa Mahshi or Mahashi
>>74446496
Kibbeh is the best
I'm sure it'll be a blast.
>>74440789
Bagels.
This is haram!
Whocouldbebehindthispicnic.jpeg
>>74446899
ay jew we should sometime eat all kind of kibbeh together. I love me Kibbeh with Yogurt.
>>74446684
>no trigger discipline
And that's why they're getting fucked.
>>74441349
>American
>Grammar
>>74446994
if it's not fried, then I'll take Beet Kibbeh.
I hope that the peace will come and I will visit Syria.
>>74446030
If there was a Christian version of this itd be such a blast
>>74446211
This
It's clear from the condition of their teeth and their general bone structures that they grew up in shitty conditions with poor education
Almost makes me feel bad for them ffs
>>74446030
Idk wtf the Balkans and Ruskies whine about Mudslimes. If you lined them up together I couldn't tell the difference for most of them.
>>74440789
>DEATH TO AMERICA
>EXCEPT PEPSI, PEPSI IS GUD AZ FUGG
>>74445871
Not bad, Pajeet. Not bad
>>74447305
You need to be true Levantine person and try the most expensive and the most delicious kind of Kibbeh. It is called Kibbeh Nayeh aka Raw Kibbeh. 80% Raw meat!
i hope to all the middle east live in peace. it is in war since man set foot in it.
>>74440789
Fucking Jew controlled wahabi pieces of shit.I hope this is their last birthday.
>>74440789
that's a lot of sugar
diabetes will finish what drones and air strikes started
>>74446030
Though they are morons and their deaths will come soon, it must be nice to feel close to brothers in arms, working towards a goal through war
We don't have that in the west. In it's place, in Australia, we have young men on the dole who post threads despairing of their future.
Both versions seem sad in their own way, but to be honest I would prefer to die young while running my hands through an opium field than while away the hours waiting for payday so I can buy the cheapest cigarettes available
>>74446677
>7/7/2007 worst birthday of my life
Why, anon? Care to share?
Damn, I just had a birthday. I don't get cake or food. I am in the US and the gov is fucking with me, and I don't even terrorist. Whatever. I refuse to be an "ISIS" or "Al KiKaider" or whatever, no matter how much cake they get.
Pls send cake and subway sandwiches. I am so alone.
>>74448460
i was born as 7th of july. and that day, month and year was supposed to be my very special day. In fact, it was the most hated day of my life. everything was against me. no one celebrated my birthday, no one gave me gifts or even called me calling to say happy birthday, my family was pissing me off and i got grounded and not allowed to go outside friends or play electronic games. failed at my school because teacher was a dick for me not knowing to write in Arabic and dont know the grammar very well and more bullshit i still cant remember.
>>74448740
bombs internally
>>74446198
>>74443847
It's not. It's fucking delicious.
>These sick fucks have more friends and are happier than me
>>74446395
Can an Islamocunt take four breaths without trying to convert someone to his necro cult?
>>74448740
happy late birthday, terrorist-kun
>>74445285
No it isn't. The seal is used as a decorative piece on all sorts of shit by ISIS. It has no real religious significance.
>>74440789
No but I'd like to be the one to bring their death day. Religion of piss.
>>74449113
tha.. thank you infidel-san
>tfw Abu Hajaar uninvited
>mfw Abu Hajaar shows up uninvited
>>74447599
Yo, what is that simple dish with like stewed tomatoes, okra, veggies and such served over rice?
>>74448740
Its ok, bro. Jesus loves you
>>74449560
Bamia
>>74449565
all prophets and messengers loves who follows them. but we are born too early to see jesus in life for now.
>>74449780
Thanks based bro. I had a ton of it in Iraq, usually with ghee-fried chicken and foot bread. And like, everyone knows what it is, and they're grandmothers made it all the time, but no one can remember the name.
>>74440789
>tfw no ISIS cake
>>74449991
you from iraq?
>>74450050
He might be an ex-soldier
>>74440789
>tfw even isis has better birthdays than I do
>>74450050
No, I spent a few years there earning college money. Worked closely with Iraqi soldiers, militias, and locals out in the countryside. We ate with villagers all the time, and sometimes we bought stuff at the market and the Iraqi Army guys cooked giant feasts for communal meals. They could make some amazing food with almost nothing to work with.
IS THAT SOME FUCKING OREO CAKE?
I FUCKING LOVE OREO CAKE
>>74445604
hahaha, you fucking loser.
>>74450386
have you tried mazgouf? im sure you must have tried it. dad always tells me about the fish and it is only eaten in iraq. even Kuwaitis here when they go to Iraqi Fish Restaurants they ask for this fish. not available then they leave and never come again.
>>74450587
at least say sorry....
>>74440789
thats kinda cute lol
>>74440789
>Dimes
>>74440789
Is the guy on the right pewdiepie?
>>74450896
No, we never had fish even tho we were along a major river. Mostly farmland stuff, goat, lamb, stews with potatoes and rice, Lots of flat bread cooked on outdoor clay ovens. I learned a little local Arabic, but never enough to find out the names of all the foods. But the people were always so generous. It's funny, but there is a saying in Iraq that is something like, I won't hurt the person I feed, so we even had meals with insurgent leaders and militia warlords when we were invited to "talks". If they invited you in for dinner, you knew that you would be safe from attack by their men for that meeting.
What does ISIS do for fun? Do they play cowadooty and stuff?
>>74451507
Iraqis are very loyal friends if you know them very well and get strong relationship with them. as long you respect yourself and respect them.
>>74451808
Can the friendship survive them trying to rape ones sister though?
>>74451808
Yes, we've felt very badly for how our interpreters were left behind without visas. Now some have even fled to Turkey and Germany because ISIS controls their home villages, and the US refuses to help those who helped us.
Working with them I learned that simply giving respect when due could make them into brave soldiers. They are shit in general because they constantly expect to be left out without help, but if you treat them with some respect and show you mean it, they can be very good.
LITTLE
WHITE
GUY
FOR
BIG
BLACK
SNIPER
>>74451949
in the entire middle east. fornicating with someone sister or any family member unlawfully would lead you to die violently. you dont want to see your body squeezed and make a pool of blood out of you. you dont want that right? Oh dont worry about the police they will run away and leave their weapons and cars behind them from what they will see.
>>74452162
if only saddam did not fuck up with kuwait........
>>74451119
yes it is. this explains that child pron they found on his computer thanks to windows 10
>>74440789
fuck, is that islamic pewdiepie?
>>74440789
fucking dimes juice man , erdogan is supplying isis with fruit juice now he must be desperate
>>74447453
Jesus Christ that shitposting
>>74452240
This is true. In Iraq, if a man rapes a woman he is not married to, her family is honor bound to avenge her. Unfortunately, among the rural tribes, she is as good as dead afterward, and ISIS used this to make female suicide bombers by raping women then letting them die as martyrs. But urban Iraqis and the rural tribes are very different, kind of like New Yorkers vs hillbillies from Alabama.
>>74450320
>you will never have 2 cakes in 1 birthday
>>74446018
>They fucking love America and they won't admit it.
Why do you think they're fighting?
They think they're saving America.
But in reality they're funded by the greatest ally and the bitch Clinton.
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/18328#efmADMAFf
>Clinton email: "Destroy Syria"
>In the email, released by Wikileaks, then Secretary of State Clinton says that the “best way to help Israel” is to “use force” in Syria to overthrow the government.
Either ISIS is a saudi rebellion, or the rebels are a saudi rebellion.
Either way, one thing is clear - only the Kurds and Assad have legitimacy.
>>74440789
>ywn surprisingly assassinate several isis terrorists while they are relaxing over a birthday celebration
>>74440789
>Switch positions of my legs when my knees start to hurt
>Accidentally jam toes into the roasted goat me and my buddies gangfucked earlier that morning
>Ahmed saw it so now they chop my foot off
Just another day in the desert
>>74445604
Belated happy birthday, I hope you have a nicer one this year!
>>74440789
> party without any alcohol
>>74440789
thats pretty fucking halal m8
>>74445929
>no fizzy drinks
are you blind?
alcohol is degenerate
>>74440789
>local t*rkish juice brand
Figures Erdokike is even shipping them juice.
>>74446677
rare!
>>74454114
probably a lot of hashish
>>74446198
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, anon.
You have Trump on your side, too.
>>74446602
It doesnt look that bad. You can say what you want but at least they arent cucks
>>74446030
Just change some clothes, beards, and background and we look the same happy fighting for President Trump.
They seem pretty happy
Also, how does it feel that all of those 3 guys are dead by now?
This pic was found in a cellphone of a dead isis fighter captured by kurds.
>>74456120
>Also, how does it feel that all of those 3 guys are dead by now?
Feels good.
Looking at these pics I can't help but think these people are having the time of their lives.
Whichever one is the dead guy whose phone they found these pics on, he probably died happily.
>>74456120
Muslims, so don't care lol.
>>74446875
thanks pal. i know whats for dinner on friday now.
best of luck to you
>>74447599
I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT!
We have a lebanese restaurant here that makes this. ambrosia
>>74446030
man i want a fucking wood AK
>>74456120
good riddance. at least they got some cake before.
fight war games, win stupid prizes.
>>74456120
>Also, how does it feel that all of those 3 guys are dead by now?
Like I'm in the most retarded age in human history.
>>74440789
>Birthday
that's haram, and considering how hardcore isis are I doubt they would celebrate it.
>>74440934
hey freak take that loli talk to /b/
>>74440789
>ISIS members have friends to celebrate their birthday with.
I'm broken...
>>74440789
today I learned ISIS prefer pepsi over coke
pretty cool desu
>>74440789
them cakes looks quite nice.
I wonder if Obama sent one and Cameron sent the other?!
>>74446030
holy shit, 1st and last pic of your link
this guy looks exactly like my drug dealer
doppleganger style
dude arrived in town a couple years ago with a tear tatooed under his eye
goddamnit
