Canada HATE thread.
Checking in.
Planning on living in the US and starting a business there.
Especially if Trump becomes president.
Fuck paying taxes to the Turdeau government.
I hate these fucking syrup-slurping snowniggers. Why can't we just annex them already?
>>74433431
Sure, I'll join in. Can you guys take control of this shitfest and end it all?
>>74433587
good, hurry up and leave
>>74433658
>I hate these people, lets make them part of our country
>>74433431
>shitty island inbred carnival, his continent resembles some sort of disney folk-land
JUST s-stop it. We don't deserve this type of treatment. Canadians contribute to the quality of this board every day, you'll be sorry when we're gone
>>74433431
A
FUCKING
MUSLIM MAYOR
>tfw Trump isn't going to make Canada great again too
>>74433431
Ree
I hope those muslim londoners go on a bombing spree. I wish we could send this dumb fort mac fire and burn London to the ground
>>74433876
>when we're gone
like when the fire engulfs all of canada?
>>74433431
Hey there Eurotrash, if anyone's going to be hating Canadians on this board, it's going to be me, so fuck off.
>>74433881
you mean Calgary
MUSLIM
LITERALLY GAY
MAYOR
or how about Ontario?
TRANNY
PREMIER
>>74433431
Go fuck yourself you Eternal Anglo limey fag.
Brexit is a failure and it won't pass.
u shag ur mum and ur nan every day in a threesome orgy CRICKEY M8EY
faggot
>>74433431
Where's the Stanley Cup right now?
>>74434026
>Gay
>Tranny
L I T E R A L L Y I N C O N S E Q E N T I A L
MUSLIMS ARE A DANGER TO SOCIETY
Oi ain't nothing wrong with saplings. They are America's slightly more polite cousin. Fite me
I'm almost certain that the most flagrant Canadian shitposters are either people using VPN or people shitposting to fit to the stereotype.
The surge of Canadian shitposting only came after people started calling Canada the new Australia. Mostly following the election of King Cuck.
>>74433943
when we rise up. you'll pay for your disdainful conduct
>>74434203
ok calgary's mayor is still muslim, that's in addition to being gay. the point is you can't say "MUSLIM MAYOR" when we've had 1 for years.
I wish USA would annex us, im sick of me and my wifes son getting stopped at the boarder
I feel a little dirty that my state borders it.
>>74434325
>Saplings
Hey that's cute!
>>74434026
>Calgary
WTF ARE YOU DOING CALGARY?? I TOUGHT ALBERTA WAS BASED
>>74433876
>>74433431
>this obsession
>>74433431
why are you mad at us mohammed your brothers will be here any day now maybe you can leave that rainy shithole and the brits with their fucked up teeth
>>74433431
> Canadians have infected this board
I'm going to bed and if I see this thread archived with 60 percent or more posts being made by Canadians, I will fucking dox the next Canadian I find in CSGO. I am so done with this shit. Goodbye you fucking faggots. I hate you all get a life.
This is now a BREXIT Leave thread.
Since the UK has now overttaken Canada and Australia as the shitposting king of /pol/, we Canadians need a new role. I have now become a #FarageBarrage
Why are Canadians such faggots?
What is wrong with your country?
Why is it full of such unlikable "people"?
Every Canadian I've ever known was a massive faggot who needed their face beat in with a shovel.
I think there's only like 5 Canadians I like out of the hundreds I've met in my lifetime.
>>74433431
I fucking hate my 'country'
>>74433431
>accept refugees for economic reasons / cheap labor force, and political points
>act morally superior like you're only doing it because it's the right thing to do
>>74435261
>elect black president
>reelect
>elected by whites
>60% white if you count "white" hispanics
>fewer than 50% of kids entering school are white
>predicted to be a white minority by 2040, a mere 19 years away
>will probably happen faster since they previously predicted 2050
>literally non white country with a non white government trying to lecture people about refugees
>>74433431
>mfw Canadian posters are some of the most hated, feared, envied, and respected posters on /pol/, nay, all of 4chan, because of our scintillating wit, indomitable arguments, glacier sharp logic, Australian tier banter, and numerous inventions, which, without sounding too arrogant, includes pretty much everything worth inventing.
>>74435536
xd nice post, friend :^) :^) :^)
Man, how did America go from being a joke to shitting on everyone else in the last decade?
Any way, I love the recent surge of Americanposting.
>>74435589
Thanks comrade
>not praising Lord Kek behind Tim Hortons at 9:11 sharp
>>74435536
>because of our scintillating wit, indomitable arguments, glacier sharp logic
>>74435647
Why is a boer in Kangzland?
Fight me in real life faggots im drunk off royal reserve whiskey and i'll fucking throw you in a crevice to hell.
>>74435714
Visiting parents
>mfw EgyptAir
Wishing there was a Cape-Cairo road right about now
>>74435055
>>74435746s
how much tax did you have to pay for that?
>>74436136
Idk it was $30. I'm not actually drinking it but my brother and a family friend were.
I feel like it was invented to make sure natives stay too drunk to rise up.
>>74435008
Shut up, FAGGOT!!!!!!!
>>74434940
Go fiddle with your sister more you dirty arab. Then go fuck your camels in your shitty village and listen to shitty middle eastern music and eat kebab and do whatever else you losers do.
>This thread
>>74437301
Chances are, I'll be one of the next people that's appointed to Canada's cabinet.
After all, we want a cabinet that "looks like Canada" ;)
>>74437325
>>74436250
$30 for a bottle of mediocre whiskey. merriturds pay $10 for that.
>>74437601
I thought you were going to bed.
What's wrong? Did you do all that arab stuff and get bored? Is your small brown dick hurting after you fiddled with your slutty sister that wears a hijab? Go kill yourself faggot.
>>74437787
Awww what are you gonna do little Canuck? Blog about it? lmao. Sad!
>>74437884
No. That's such a gay arab thing to say. You are the inferior specimen here, so you need to keep that in mind before you post.
>>74437932
>>74437884
>>74437787
You guys are in love now
I'm taking a huge shit in real life right now
>>74437932
This is the leader of your country
>>74433658
Why would you want 28 million hardcore progressive cuckolds?
>>74437932
This is who you voted for
>>74438140
KEKNADA BTFO
hahahahahahahaha
The leader of my country is a 14 year old girl in a suit
what went wrong?
>>74438055
Shut up you gay faggot. That sounds so gay.
>>74438024
>>74438140
>>74438207
I didn't vote. I thought that no option was appropriate but I still feel compelled to defend my nation and people in threads like these. Fuck you. How dare you show me pictures like that. I would insult you and your inferior arab existence more but I am getting tired now. Maybe I will have a coffee and shitpost for another hour or two, not sure yet.
>>74433431
Why would Britain hate Canada?
I don't know why Britain would hate anyone, least of all Canada.
What's your problem, Britain?
>>74438689
Good luck defending it when your leader cares more about me than you LMAO
>>74438689
Why are you calling everything gay, canacuck?
>>74438905
Shut up faggot.
>>74438830
Justin Trudeau claims he cares about everybody but I did not vote for him, faggot!!! He still has time to prove himself. /pol/ is anti-Canadian because /pol/ has always been stupid.
>tfw I could knock out any foreigner ITT and their dad
why did you have to ruin timbits before I even got to try one
just why
>>74433431
self-hating Canadians are the worst , if you don't like this country fucking move then pussy.
>>74439043
ya fuck off bud , talk is cheap. native Canadians are shit fighters .
>>74439184
You are both on the same side, FAGGOT!!!
There are a few Canadian cuck faggots that hate on themselves here so /pol/ will like them. What cuck FAGGOTS LMAO.
THEY ARE ALL SO GAY.
>>74439184
Who said I was native you dink. I'd kick the shit out of your dad too.
>>74439043
but anon
you ARE the foreigner
>>74439259
a hockey goof thinking he's raw , lmao you sound like a 1 punch rat
>>74439377
hockey players and oil wells are all your shithole has left, leafo
show some fucking respect
>>74439377
You'd be my bitch you wouldn't say shit on the street. I'll fuck your mother and you'll stay in your room faggot or I'll fuck you too
>>74439372
This is our thread get out
>>74439702
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>74439510
american thinking his country is great , guess what buddy NEWSFLASH clintons gonna win the election and you're country is going to become a third world feminist shithole
>>74439702
talk is talk , i'd knock your soft ass out before you even did anything fucking brain damaged hockey player.
>>74439702
>This is our thread get out
this is my website get out
>>74439747
>>74439891
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
>>74440025
u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
>>74439828
You don't sound very confident in that. You know I'd put you to sleep then fuck your mouth just like your dad does
>>74439891
fuck up cunt
>>74440025
>>74440116
oi yeah
nah
>>74440160
Go eat some vegemite you kangarooFAGGOT LMAO
>>74433431
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the memes
The only thing that's real
The cuckposting tears a hole
The old familiar (You)s
Try to shitpost it all away
But I make this thread everyday
>>74440315
looks like canada is turning up the heat lmao
>>74440680
People here are saying that Justin Trudeau has put out 99 percent of the fire. Apparently it stopped when he went over there, because he also fought it himself and it just miraculously went out almost completely.
Maybe he is the leader we deserve. Maybe he is the leader who will elevate us to the next level. I'm ready for Justin Trudeau.
>>74440961
I am now a #TrudeauStrudel
>>74440435
What has /pol/ become?
My sweetest anon
Every shit I post
Goes away with this thread
But you reply to it all
My empire of memes
I will bait you all
I will take your (yous)
>>74439247
I know right, Canadians talking shit about Canada to be popular are just the fucking worst.
Don't self-hate your own identity you cucks.
>>74433431
>>74433431
Canadian Death
3/3
>>74435055
>>74441684
>>74441667
>>74441627
Not sure what this is referencing, since Feminists lost the Gregory Allen case.
>>74441777
It's referencing that Canada is a country full of femishits.
>>74441887
Don't other countries have similar laws? I thought this was normal in the first world.
Please tell me this is normal among the first world nations...
>>74433431
If /pol/ hates Canada this means Canada has won.
>>74444142
>adventure
>cultural influence
>entrepreneurship
>Germany
righty-o
