KEK HAS RISEN FROM HIS HOME SOIL TO TAKE WHAT HE IS OWED, A PAYMENT IN BLOOD MUST BE MADE FOR MEME MAGIC TO CONTINUE.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/18/middleeast/egyptair-flight-disappears/index.html
LAST HEARD FROM ABOUT 4.5 HOURS AGO, 66 ABOARD.
Streams:
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)
You fuckers update fucking quick
Kek will protect
muslims?
Reminder that Kek is with us tonight, he's always with us
MH370 goes missing March 8, 2014 - exactly 804 days ago
EgyptAir #804 now missing.
KeK is Real
66 aboard. Satan is behind this. Fucking occultist's.
>>74429178
At least you can talk. Who are you?
>>74429113
wew lad wat happens now
>>74429171
>flying near the middle east
ever
C-AIRO
I-NTERNATIONAL
A-IRPORT
>>74429289
>Paris to Cairo
PRAISE LORD KEK
well, at least the leaf split the thread and made a cool heading..
>>74429289
No dubs thought.
>>74429366
who is this rare
who are you
identify yourself
cia pls leave
>>74429267
PRAISE KEK
>>74429366
RARE
>>74429289
Everyone knows large groups of people affect random number generators. I'm sure reality is no different.
>C AIRO
>I NTERNATIONAL
>A IRPORT
WAS MAKING MEME MAGIC HAPPEN PART OF YOUR PLAN?
fuels gone by now nothings happening
however if some sandniggers just stole a plane from paris, europe is fucked
Ive got a relative on holiday in africa atm
Hope his plane doesnt blow up on the way back desu
SNAKES ON A PLANE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>74429366
CIA LEAVE
kek is with us all
>holiday
>africa
pick1
>>74429289
but who is pepe?
>>74429366
Poor man's Spain.
>>74429113
Why celebrate this? Must be horrible for the people
>>74429454
whats happening egypt bro
POST YFW YOU FIND OUT YOUR FLIGHTS PLANE IS A SCAREBUS
>>74429113
>I'll just leave it here, pure coincidence I'm sure.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/israel-tests-ship-based-iron-203402924.html?nhp=1
>>74429366
I'm calling it a night after this thread, I just wanted to share my last dank kek.
Thank you Gibraltar for spicing up my past several threads with your rareness and banter, and now your dubs.
>>74429488
praise kek
>>74429348
Way to parrot what the other guy said in the last thread.
>>74429504
Nah
>>74429113
This will still amount to nothing.
Even if this plane crashes into the heart of Cairo.
>post yfw you realize MS804 went missing 804 days after MH370 went missing!
i'm in this read before it's actually just an engine problem and POL is blown out
Why does the rock have its own flag? Whats going on CIA? Tell your fellow Americans!
>>74429332
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
>BREAKING NEWS: A source has told CNN that Mustafa el-Sisi, youngest son of Egypt President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, was scheduled to be on Egyptair Flight MS804.
It will be a muslim pilot with an apparently clean past. Flight data recorder will have him saying "Allahu Ackbar" quietly, then setting the controls to descend.
KEK wills it.
>>74429549
>nigga.jpg
¿Qué?
I really hope it was muslims because then Trump is going to get a really big boost
>>74429519
what planet are you from?
>>74429409
>>74429420
>>74429474
Gibraltar
It's a British enclave in the south of Spain
>>74429438
>holiday
>3rd world shithole
>>74429289
Really
PROBABLY CRASHED INTO THE SEA.
I T S O V E R
>>74429598
wew
>>74429504
There is no celebration. They are martyrs.
>>74429366
Ah the better part of spain is here, evenin lad
>>74429438
North Africa or South Africa? The planes to South Africa are probably safer.
THREAD THEME FOR MEME MAGIC
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463635205970.webm
THEY DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>74429509
Just woke up and had an 8/8 breakfast.
On your side?
werk werk werk werk werk werk
>>74428579
>>74428579
>>74428579
>>74428579
>>74428579
praise kek ITT
>>74429549
>>74429649
kebab snackbarring kebab doesn't really count since no one gaf
>>74429562
> 2016
> "engine problems"
the plane will return with fierce vengeance in a few hours
i confirmed it
>>74429366
soldier 76?
>>74429519
Connect the dots for me plz
If people have to die for the world to take notice then so be it.
>>74429583
>ID
>WE88
We Heil Hitler now.
>>74429776
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
>>74429784
One single Frank on board is a cause for western anger.
>>74429721
what did you have? do you eat eggs and bacon m8?
>>74429755
Stop splitting the thread.
>>74429652
Matter of utmost secret :^)
>>74429860
BANE?!
>>74429113
>66 aboard
if someone gets 66 Kek will devour more planes this very week
if 666 he will devour mecca
>tfw the plane could land anywhere
>it could even land on YOU
>>74429776
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
This is the necessary sacrifice to restore order and free us from the increasing grips of the Deceiver.
PRAISE THE ONE TRUE KEK.
>>74429810
disappeared at 37k ft. no distress signals. too far away from coast for a glide. that thing blew up.
>>74429957
>implying
u havin a giggle m8?
>>74429860
If I pull that off will you die?
>>74429289
Let's checkem
>>74429804
>>74428804
>>74427804
>>74426804
>>74429873
kek I'm actually a South African in Cairo, so yes to both.
But desu beef bacon is GOAT.. I prefer it to pork bacon now.
Had 3 eggs, sausage, and buttered toast with coffee
>>74430000
Wasted
>>74429810
Israel testing Sea-Based Iron Dome in the Med sea, Egyptian plane goes missing in the same area.
REMINDER THE MINUTE WE CALLED GIBRALTO "CIA" THE PERSON VANISHED
CIA PLS GO
CIA IS MONITORRING THIS THREAD
EVERYONE HAS BEEN WARNED
PRAISE KEK
>>74430004
It would be extremely painful.
>>74429856
![iWoLa7T[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KHVYIjE.png "iWoLa7T[1].png")
CREW LIST
GOAT FUCKERS OF POL PLS TRANSLATE
>>74429978
is this pic "the deceiver.png" real?
pls respond me
>>74429949
Can't hurt
>>74430004
for you.
>>74430020
I'm let down.... Unless kek is saying the American democrats are behind this. Idk what the link is
It wasn't peaceful muslims that did it, nothing to see, here move along. Immigrants are good for us they enrich our nations.
>>74430070
>Alberto Barbosa
Holy shit meme magic is real
>>74430000
srsly
>>74429957
W-why was this post deleted?
>>74429810
>>74430053
look out your window. we're watching you fatso. The van is there...
It's obvious at this point that the plane has not crashed into a culturally significant location. This leaves us with two possible scenarios
1. Down in the sea. Search and rescue teams are looking 30-40 miles north of Egypt, in the Mediterranean Sea
2. Flown into a hidden bunker. We know that various websites have reported that the original flight was a Boeing aircraft, only to be switched to an Airbus 320 at the last minute. There were 3 security officers on board which is an unusually high number. This could indicate that the officers were placed there to ensure the attack goes through, or to make sure someone doesn't try to reveal the location of the hidden flight. It may also be reasonable to assume that the officers killed everyone on board after takeoff. We live in the year 2016, and given the aircraft tracking devices at play here, it seems odd that we do not know where this plane it. Someone, somewhere knows something and is keeping their mouth shut.
>>74430025
oh because pork is not halal?
>>74429956
>it could even land IN you
>>74430000
ayylmao ayylamo ayylamo ayylamo
remember on cinco de mayo when the shills did their shillary thing?
and I said there would be bad news involving an airplane because of it?
guess who was on the plane
>>74430074
It is just an image of dat boi.
An abhorrent abortion of meme magic sent to us as a means of corrupting Kek's meme magic.
>>74430070
> CAP
> F / O
> FAP
PIC RELATED, GOOGLE IS BEHIND IT
>>74430131
Because that kind of sick content isn't allowed here.
>>74430171
Who the fuck are you
>Gibraltar
>Gib
>>74430173
>current year
>canadian
Faggot
66 MISSING
OYVEY
>>74429664
>i only go on holiday to places with lots of mcdonalds and starbucks
Boring
>>74430070
Almqaaasr Alalalalala occupation children without Alvesa sequence'm not thefts breakage Lisa Taxi shoulder fired Alsultaksy ways Alsultvielm Csn families password basketball TB Contracting Sioux Saif everything Asalzlgsy Mr. Hamid clinical "No No No No No No No No No, not in the context of No No No No no no no for a no no no no no. but now the foundation aluminum "AAC No No s t a o's political basis Alasp" SANA front of the population wishes WRX Abdul sugar is
>>74430173
I have seen no reports of the plane being "swapped". The security personnel might be odd, but there are reports there could have been a dignitary on board, which could explain the higher security detail.
>>74429562
>i'm in this read before it's actually just an engine problem and POL is blown out
An A320 can fly on one engine easily.
>>74429711
South
>>74430181
Does Nibiru cometh?
>>74430212
l-lewd...
>>74430187
Yes exactly. But there's an "American club" close to where I live that we're members at where they serve pork ribs its bretty dam gud.
>>74430266
boom
there it is
Hey is this confirmed Terrorism yet or ??
>>74430070
most of them were born in cairo, one of them in giza and another in munufeya
wow it's fucking nothing
>>74430327
Yep they crashed the plane into the pyramids
>>74430025
I don't ever really post on pol because i don't have the superior intellect to accept the truth, but in your day to day life how do you feel living in that part of the world? Despite the fact that anywhere is just as likely to have such horrible incidents anymore, sad that it seems so risky to make a trip that way anymore. Best of luck based africa man
>>74429956
Pls no Donnie Darko
>>74430327
No confirmation.
>>74430131
"Israel Tests Ship-Based Iron Dome System"
>>74430070
does anyone itt speak french
>>74430255
>Who the fuck are yo
Bobby Matthews Jr. Want my phone # and a copy of passport too, out on 4 chan? Wait, let me get it for you and take a pic...
Most likely scenario.
>>74430390
Oui oui monsieur
>>74430338
EGYPTAIR SHILL DETECTED
>>74429113
What sort of defenses and countermeasures did this plane have on board? Does anyone know if it was able to use evasive maneuvers!?
>>74430327
yep, and the plane is heading to the fucking moon.
>>74430311
m8 how do you avoid the kebabs? you want to get blown up?
ALLAH AKBAR
>>74430418
holy shit is this gif real please respondd me
Can you fags with twatter accounts look for anything good? Just got another ban for reminding Richard Quest of his love for little boys and crystal meth...
>>74430357
day to day life ain't at all bad. I live in Maadi, which is pretty much the most western part of all of Egypt. Lots of foreigners, lots of small businesses etc.
It's not at all bad. If there was better internet and a lot more foreigners I wouldn't mind living here long term.
And best of luck to you freedombro
>>74430399
You're a big guy for doing that
56 people in a 145 people plane
3 security member
one saudi, some iraqi, egyptians, brits and french
So what nationality is the VIP ?
>>74430171
i wish bby i have my dragon dildo ready
>>74430505
confirmed 100%
Turkey shot it down, thought it was Russian.
>>74430505
Yes, but the events portrayed in it are fictional.
>>74430464
I believe they have simple passive systems, but certainly nothing that would prevent a quality weapon from taking it out. They also can perform evasive maneuvers, as we've seen in the past. Some of those pilots are beasts.
>>74430418
confirmed footage
>>74430388
Those cars make me so nostalgic. I remember those jean jackets.
>>74430255
It's a rock we've cucked the Spanish out of, it's basically the Falklands but in the med and not an island,
>>74430535
son of the Egyptian president
>>74430516
F O U R
O
U
R
>>74430535
We don't know. They are simply still rumors at this time.
did kebabs blow the plane up or what?
this is the kebabs fault right? it always is
>>74430505
Shopped, I can tell by the pixels
>>74429289
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>>74430388
>tfw the 90's are gone forever
>last contact 10 mins before disappearance
>good weather
>pilot had 6,500 flight hours
>no distress signal
![David-Bowie-space-ziggy-stardust-1973-alamay-billboard-650[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/josfnLO.jpg "David-Bowie-space-ziggy-stardust-1973-alamay-billboard-650[1].jpg")
Ground Control to Pilot Moham
Ground Control to Pilot Moham
Please avoid all pork and read the Holy Quran
Ground control to pilot Moham
Ground control to pilot Moham
Hijack 804 and kill all of the Jews
This is Allah to Pilot Moham
You’ve caused an escapade
And the papers want to know when you left the air
Do you have a virgin that you can spare?
This is Pilot Moham to Allah
I’m sorry for the chore
I caused a panic at the break of day
And yelled “Allahu Ackbar” in the midst of May
For here am I flying in a tin can
We’ll take over soon
The Mediterranean Sea is blue
And there’s nothing I can do
Though I’m up at 30,000 miles
We need more blood to spill
And my aircraft knows right where to go
I’m so jaded that this isn’t quite the thrill
Ground control to Pilot Moham
The sun is up it’s nearly dawn
Can you hear me Pilot Moham?
Can you hear me Pilot Moham?
Can you hear me Pilot Moham?
Can you hear me flying in my tin can
We’ll take over soon
The Mediterranean Sea is blue
And there’s nothing I can do
The Jews have shot down airliners before to kill someone they don't like. would not surprise me a bit.
if repeating integers it was muslims
>>74429113
>Paris to Cairo
Why did that plane had to crash? For once it was sandniggers leaving France legally, rather than entering illegally.
Can only be the work of the jew.
>plane disappears without even a mayday call or whatever
kebabs blew this out of the sky or ruskis or roaches
or kebabs rocketed this thing out of the sky curtesy of john mccain and etc delivering arms to kebabs
![xEYGA0e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RZgKReK.png "xEYGA0e[1].png")
typical bing
PASSENGER NATIONALITY LIST
likely all kebab
>>74430266
My point still stands - with current technology, why is it we cannot find a plane? Or why does it have to take 2+ years?
>>74430283
This was discussed on CNN by Ian Lee or David Soucie. Several websites reported discrepancies in the aircraft model making the journey. It could be possible that there was a dignitary on board. Perhaps a terrorist? CNN is currently reporting that this was the safest leg of the journey which could also be proof of someone trying to sneak this plane somewhere.
>>74429289
https://days.to/until/8-march-2014
>>74429803
No dubs. must be bullshit...
Praise KeK
the people on the networks are literally retarded. I could prop un Evalion wit a teleprompter and me writing and she'd do better.
>>74430505
Yes, 100% real...I was an eye-witness to this.
37,000 feet cruising altitude, sudden loss of communication.
Obviously a bomb, you can thank european multiculturalism for allowing thousands of terrorists disguised as refugees to infiltrate france.
>>74430787
No burger, This will now be dismissed.
>>74430740
Why would ruskis or roaches want to blow it up? It's probably the same group that blew up Russian plane over Egypt.
>>74430709
Top fucking kek
>>74430733
Just wanted to make sure they didn't come back.
>>74430327
No, but come on. What else would it be aside from alien abduction?
>>74430810
CURRENT YEAR
CURRENT YEAR
CURRENT YEAR
TECHNOLOGY
Last point of contact shared:
https://twitter.com/flightradar24/status/733167077255712768/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
Plane could literally be diverted anywhere.
>>74430787
>>74430785
>0 Americans
Confirmed not happening. Pack it up boys. Just the middle east being the middle east again. Don't want to culturally appropriate
>>74430884
Mistaken identity. Thought it was Korean or something.
>>74430785
>Chadians
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74430810
>My point still stands - with current technology, why is it we cannot find a plane? Or why does it have to take 2+ years?
Airlines don't want to spend the money, it cuts into executive profits. The military has had the technology on their planes for years to track their planes.
Fake
>>74430787
Good work Australian.
>>74429810
Turkroaches shot down another plane :^)
>>74430874
>Obviously a bomb
Or a pilot doing a nose dive, or catastrophic mechanical failure.
>>74430900
Lord Kek confirms
>>74430874
Why would they explode in the middle of the ocean where it can't be seen m8?
>>74430929
KEK
>>74430955
Kek thought the french flag was a russian one
>>74430974
>Or a pilot doing a nose dive, or catastrophic mechanical failure.
No, there would be emergency communications if that was the case.
I don't know if you guys saw, but that intellibro dude posted something.
"Enlil has risen
The scars of man burst open
This sequence of events from here on out
Forever brings upon the falsity of man
Men will change
The radio no longer transmit
The powers of man push forward the false awareness.
This will precipitate the furthering of the human agenda.
Seek the truth of citadels
We revile those false bearers of mankind's destiny
We act as reclamation of the human legacy
We alone shall rebuild the world you all lose
The incident is cloak and dagger
Do not seek the hands behind mankinds back
The revelation of the actions during such events will shake mountains and burn oceans
enlil lives"
And then this happens. All of this shit seems like some kind of deeper secret, especially with the 66 passengers on board.
merchant ship reported FLAME in sky.
sounds like a good ole bomb
Early reports of a merchant ship seeing "fire in the sky" in the Mediterranean sea.
>>74430884
idk why do your planes buzz us ships/us planes all the time you reckless fucks?
btw do you ever have summer over there?
>>74430874
why would they put a bomb on an Egyptian plane with mostly Egyptians? it was shot down for some reason
>>74429113
here's the replay of the flight radar.
https://www.flightradar24.com/data/flights/ms804#9c0b766
ISIS's going to crash it into:
The Pyramids
The Vatican
The Eiffel Tower
>In tel Aviv
Take a pick.
>1 fucking leaf
Not enough. It needs to be a trees worth.
>>74430787
>2 iraq
Nationalities of the Passagers on board:
There are 15 French, 30 Egyptian, one Briton, one Belgian, two Iraqis, one Kuwaiti, one Saudi, one Sudanese, one Chadian, one Portuguese, one Algerian and one Canadian.
>>74429531
He's the same guy you dip
Quest is on TV! Quest means business!!
"Not only did Quest have drugs, he also had a "rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot." That was so not in the NY Times' account. The Post also reported, "It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for" and that "the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of 'his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that... "I've got some meth in my pocket."'" Ha!"
>>74431009
You misunderstand. I'm saying the pilot said "I'm going to kill myself and take everyone with me!" and then just fly right into the ocean.
>>74431026
need thread link please
also EgyptAir has published a list of most of those on board by nationality:
30 Egyptian
15 French
2 Iraqi
1 British
1 Belgian
1 Sudanese
1 Chadian
1 Portuguese
1 Algerian
France will get really angry with ISIS now, they're gonna write them a mean ol' letter!
>>74430052
Hmmm...
>>74431113
conexion lost AT 37k
>>74431114
>2 Iraqi
i wonder who dun it
>>74430514
Rare
>>74431083
>No Americans
Why is this on the news then?
>>74431064
Kek pls Kangs Pyramids, Ayylmaos will come down and rebuild them anyways
>>74430658
this has happened before
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EgyptAir_Flight_990
tl;dr egyptair hires sucidcal islamists
>>74431114
>Chadian
/r9k/ terrorist confirmed.
>>74431083
They all walk into a bar...
>>74431114
isn't that short a couple of passengers...
>>74431113
and you would see it fall on the radar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAD3-6Sog_0
Listen to how Fucking professional the other pilots are when they can clearly see a plane going down, knowing they are basically goners. They just still keep professionally reporting and communicating with ATC.
>>74431149
Right, transponders don't always update instantly also you can turn them off.
Once turned off primary radar is used which takes a few minutes to get updates.
>>74431205
>and you would see it fall on the radar
Doesn't update instantly.
>>74429366
Gibraltar having dubs, wtf
WITNESSED
>>74431114
>French
>British
>Belgian
Any photos of these 'Europeans' yet?
>>74431189
Come one anon, keep up. It's been confirmed that the terrorist was uncomfortable with his male virginity.
>>74430709
LOL
>>74431213
this isn't always possible, especially if there's a cabin fire and the pilot turns off all the electronics
>>74431178
fucking kebabs. wtf another pilot just an heroing everyone on board for allah akbar
>>74431107
Wtf is this guy on about?
>>74429289
my dubs prove this
>>74431285
egads his tie is hanging over his pants, REEEEEEEE!!!
>>74430709
FLAWLESS COWBOY
>>74431277
Would be suprised if these guys were Hijackers tbqh.
>>74431046
this. can't followers of kek cross-reference air force planes in the craft's flightpath?
>>74431193
why would you fly from france to egypt?
>>74430785
>15 French
>French by paper, or leftist tourists
Any bad news here ?
>>74430709
>Passenger Nationalities
>yfw they didn't kill a single white man
>crisis actors
>>74429366
somehow I already have your flag saved
semi rare
>>74431228
This flight had more than a simple transponder. It was equipped with ADSB satellite tracking.
>>74431325
the "aircraft/business expert" from CNN-- Richard Quest-- is a faggot who got arrested with drugs and a young boy.
Still has his job. On CNN now.
>>74431310
the audio was never released, but here's a transcript:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8G08hwlDjQ
I straight up believe this is what happened here, though the egyptian government will blame it on ISIS.
"2 infants 1 child among the dead" - Fox news.
probably a slip of the tongue, but wtf why call them dead?
5 SKYKINGS, DO NOT ANSWER
5
5
5
5
>>74431394
Maybe the drugs belonged to the young boy
>>74431451
Nothing happened there yet, faggot.
>>74431285
I'm surprised that guy didn't kill himself. His life is probably ruined because he was mistaken for a killer for a few hours.
Competent brit summing up the facts on FOX right now.
>>74431323
Fuck I cant believe intellibro came back and no one participated in his thread.
you have dissapointed me pol
what are your thoughts on our Gibraltar poster so far?
>>74431394
Oooooh. Why the hell are you watching CNN for the news? Just stick to Twitter feeds and go do something else in the meantime.
Like shitpost
>>74431441
Everything is pointing to this thing being blown to smithereens.
