>guns
>castle doctrine and stand your ground
>no terrible frozen weather
>George Zimmerman
>qts everywhere
>Busch Gardens
>Publix
Why don't you live in Florida yet? Its literally /pol/ the state
Shitty humidity, swamp ass, niggers
>>74425580
Florida is beautiful. If it was more Dixie throughout and less Jewish New York Transplants it would be perfect.
t. Georgia
>>74425580
Florida is a meme state
Alaska is best state
>>74425580
>hurricanes
>old people
>blacks on blacks on blacks in most places
>sweating your ass off in 70 degrees or higher due to humidity
>weather is 70 degrees or higher most of the year
there are things I like about living here but it's not all sunshine
>>74426007
Alaska is much more a meme state than Florida but I'm planning on moving somewhere back up north within the next 10 years, Alaska wouldn't be bad
>>74425580
Just moved here. I love it but it's fucking impossible to get my adderall prescription filled out of state and I hear finding a new doc will be impossible. Fuck this noise.
>>74425580
Because hurricane Vladimir
>>74425580
cause i'd go broke at disney world
>>74425580
>cant buy land to shoot guns
>underwater
>swamp climate
>cubans
>state/national parks are 100% swamp
How much does a mansion coast in Miami?
>>74425580
>hurricanes
>Haitians
>>74425580
FL reporting
>>74425580
It has shit weather.
Best winter temperature high/low: 23f(-10c)/-4f(-20c)
Best summer temperature high/low:
59f(15c)/41f(5c)
Plus it's gonna be under water pretty soon.
>>74425580
I am currently in South Florida.
FUCK SOUTH FLORIDA!
There's nothing to do here except shitpost on /pol/ and get burnt alive by the sun.
Been going up to Daytona and St. Augustine though, those are pretty fucking places.
>>74425676
Only fatties are bothered by hot weather.
>>74425580
Moving to Miami in a few months. I never want to see snow ever again in my life, and I want to be surrounded by women who actually take care of their bodies.
>>74425580
>jews, coloreds, mexishits
>literally pol
pick only one.
I expected Miami to be massive after the movies my entire life. It's a tiny flat land and all the sky scrapers down there are shit teir.
Also beach is literal 1/10 teir.
Bitches are semi decent. Every single person doesn't seem to speak English.
>>74425580
>no terrible frozen weather
>Publix
But I like winter and Sheetz is better anyway.
>>74426325
23f = -5c my bad
>>74426110
>tfw as a diesel mechanic I make 110k a year
>tfw I pan about 2k a year in gold in the stream close to my house
>tfw see a nigger (white, black, native, nig culture in general) about every 3 days
>tfw don't have to lock doors
>tfw it's almost 9 and it's still sunny
>tfw I get 2k a year to live here
>tfw little degeneracy in general
>tfw king salmon start running soon
>tfw I still got deer meat from last year
>tfw the state pays me to home school my kids
>tfw my house is payed off
>tfw I have open carry
>>74426326
While we're on the subject, anybody living close to Hollywood FL wanna grab a beer with a Romanian?
>>74426335
Florida is Fun, FUN!
>Great weather
>Guns
>Cuties everywhere
>Theme Parks
>Friendly and kind people
>>74426576
Is your name constantine?
miami
>>74426638
Wrong number.
>>74425580
>Humidity
>Retards
>Morons
No thanks. I'll stick with Nevada.
>>74426576
Used to live at an apt complex in Hollywood last apartment was near the circle
>>74425580
not to mention, gator pussy as far as the eye can see
>>74426638
You go to world market?
>>74426326
I live in st. Augustine.
They should rename it to "comfy city" cause holy shit this place is awesome
>>74426728
The one that got torn down?
>>74426823
No not nig nog estates I saw it when it happened it was pretty cool though that publix suck
>>74426722
Nevada is the same shit minus the Humidity. At least Florida has sea access
>TFW at Disney today
>TFW there were more Spanish speakers than English speakers
J U S T
>>74426823
There's a seamstress in Hollywood that's Romanian close to presidente supermarket that's a qt
>>74427025
You're thinking of Vegas . I'm talking about the rest of the state.
>>74427096
>Spanish
Disney World is overrun with hue monkeys.
>>74426335
Mojave desert gets hot but humidity a shit
>>74425580
Lifelong resident. It's OK at times and sometimes I just say that I want to get out of here.
I like the winter here because it's nice and cool and not freezing.
Gun laws are awesome here.
I will be moving out of the state later this year though. Who knows, maybe I'll come back.
>>74427218
This
Pompano beach is brazil 2.0
>>74426808
I know, how's the job market there? If I ever move here I wanna live anywhere near the little historic part of town.
>>74426788
Never thought I'd have this many bros close by.
>>74426962
Parents used to live there. Looked awesome but was shabby as fuck, yeah.
Whole place is still boring as hell though.
The only good joint where you can actually enjoy a beer is the Polish PRL thing next to the pizza shop.
>>74427299
>more huge latin asses
seems good
>>74427263
I'm going to be slamming mojitos all day like Hemingway. Plus add the sea breeze and you don't even notice it.
>>74427322
>mfw Lucy the owner hates jews but is one.
Polish as fuck
I live in ak now, the real homeland
I like the pool hall there
The guy who runs it is some south African
>mfw I saw a real ass fight break out at the poo in the loo liquor store up US 1
>>74427218
Can confirm. When i went to Disney last year, you could hear almost everyone speaking in Portuguese, the Spanish speakers were either Argies or Puerto Ricans.
Clearwater Master Race reporting in
>>74426482
Snow is a natural barrier to the african American
>>74426823
So do you go to world's market or cafe europ a for your euro needs?
>Publix
I will never understand how other people can even exist without the glory that is Publix. All other grocery stores are just so shit compared to it.
>>74427586
>Lucy
Yeah I met her, we started chatting about the state of the world and such for a couple of hours. Most red-pilled woman I've ever met, Trump supporter too. We actually managed to red-pill a berniefag.
That's it, I'm not leaving this country before I get to drink with /pol/acks.
727
¯\_(ツ)
>>74427849
They're right next to each other and bot like to blast Russian music all day.
Their food is a hell of a lot tastier than most places.
Nice Bulgarian cheese and Hungarian sausages, cheap Romanian wine and imported beer, they all make me feel like I'm at home, which is not normal but hey.
Goddamn I miss human interaction...
>>74426335
Miami is the shittiest city in florida. Its fun to visit if you just wanna party on the beach and go to clubs but i dont know why the fuck anyone would want to live there. Its literally the major city in the USA with the least amount of white people.
>>74428093
>I'm a meth addict who has never heard of Wegman's
>>74428096
Dude she's cool as fuck the sjws she let's run the bar is stupid though, go to the fresh farmers mart up US 1 it's a Jewish store bit the family that runs it is legit. The owner looks like Blu to from Popeye the sailor, but they would always discount shit and the younger dude is pretty chill, wish I was there longer just to go have a beer with the guy and do some fishing.
Winter is the best season reeeeeeee
Also fuck your flat straight boring roads
>>74425580
>Haitians
>Cubans
>Jews
>carpetbaggers
>where Americans go to die
No thanks, cuck
You lost your Dixie status long ago
>>74428333
I know bro, but still man that's not home. Florida is a way point, don't stay. You'll die early. I'm so much happier away from there.
>home of baby boomers
>hope you like 80 degree weather CAUSE THATS THE ONLY FUCKING TEMPERATURE ALL GODDAMN YEAR
>thats not too bad you say? well get ready to sweat because the humidity is so fucking high u can swim through it
>nigs
>cost an arm and a leg to live anywhere here
>traffic is horrible
>nobody can fucking drive here what the fuck do you people have downs?
>1 week of winter if your lucky
>people here are fucking crazy
>>74428486
Shit I Just realized she's Jewish, and revealed my power level and started discussing the Jewish influences of Florida with this Indian dude after the fifth beer.
I'll check out the store though, seems cool.
What's it close to?
>>74428345
>if you just wanna party on the beach and go to clubs
That's the idea.
Living in a shitty redneck town gets old after a quarter of a century.
>>74428568
Cubans are a million times better than Mexicans. Haitians are the absolute worst type of nigger though. Take everything you hate about niggers and multiply it by 10 and you have a Haitian.
>>74428782
Can't stay anyway.
Going back to glorious Romanian hell hole in a few months. I'm either getting into politics or starting a cult, I don't care.
>>74428809
It's a green and white store can't miss it. Don't worry I showed my power level to her too she don't care. I feel for her husband tho seems he's really running the show but. For real bro get out of there. It's like a basket of cancer there.
>>74425580
live in Miami
fuck it was so humid yesterday i couldn't even step outside without sweating
then it just rained the whole day
It's horrible, don't move here.
We're too crowded, nobody comes here anymore.
>>74425580
It's hot and there's basically nothing to do except get eaten by niggers or work at Publix. There's nothing here unless you're in med school.
>>74428563
What a weird looking hand.
>>74426444
West Coast Best Coast
>>74428999
Or just go to Alaska where a costco manager makes 24 per hr
>>74429057
>get eaten by niggers
>dat Freudian slip
There's nothing to do but get eaten by gators.*
>>74428568
Most cubans are cool as fuck people
occasionally you get the toothless crazed old man, but most are cool and just want to have a smoke and eat le chon
>>74428948
So if niggers were gypsies then you have a Haitian
>>74428133
ayyy i'm fresh outta pinellas county jail
![[rabbit fucking intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/WLKAKUw.gif "[rabbit fucking intensifies].gif")
>>74425580
God damn it OP you're supposed to drive people AWAY from coming to, Florida not invite them in.
>>74428902
Going to clubs all the time gets old as fuck too. And the beaches in Miami are not that great. Also Miami is ridiculously expensive and most of it is a ghetto. Its an overpriced trashy city. If you want to live in a big city with lots to do anywhere in Florida is a horrible choice.
>>74425580
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE POWER OUTAGES EVERY DAY IN FLORIDA?
DO YOU NOT KNOW ITS DANGEROUS FOR DOGS AND SHIT TO BE IN AN INSULATED HOUSE IN 100 DEGREE WEATHER WHEN THE POWER GOES OUT FOR 5 HOURS?
ARE YOU ALL SUCH NIGGERS AND RETARDS THAT YOU CANNOT MUSTER A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE TO DO WHAT EVERY OTHER STATE IN THE UNION CAN? PORQUE, NO HABLO ENGLISH?! FUCK YOU!!
>>74425580
>old people
>fucking old people literally everywhere
>>74429037
we do :^)
>>74428999
Buy truck top rv
Be financially independent
Come home white man
>>74428345
Fort Lauderdale here, I never go down there
>>74429148
Naw, I don't wanna be like the fucking border jumpers and just stay here to drain the country dry.
I've actually come to kinda like this country. The white people are awesome and optimistic, Niggers are far, faaar easier to handle than gypsies, and the infrastructure is awesome.
All my relatives are here legally and I'm not going to be the family nigger.
I'll wait till I get a greencard somehow then I'll be working man till' I open up a business.
>>74429119
Your beaches have freezing cold water. If there is one thing florida gets right its the beaches.
>>no terrible frozen weather
I haven't lived there in about a year and a half, now. So, maybe, Global Warming has finally kicked in and ended hard freezes.
But, I don't think it has.
>>74429428
>I don't know what the fuck a window is
Never have a problem with daily outages but then again the local city-owned power company isn't shit, despite the complaints they get.
>>74429658
How does having a steady job bleed the country. The Asians are coming here. It's more your right to the jobs as any.
>tfw never once on /pol/ have you seen someone mention your shithole hometown
Homestead m-masterrace
FUCK YOU OP BUSCH GARDENS VA IS BEST
>>74425580
>brown people
>old people
>the coast
>the tropics
>Florida
>South
Need I say more? Not the worst state, but definitely bottom tier.
>>74429997
>>74429997
Mfw loch Ness monster is still fun
>>74429867
>How does having a steady job bleed the country.
No taxes if you're an illegal and i want the benefits that residency and citizenship can give me.
If I come here illegally I can't leave without getting a big fat ban on entering the country and having my 10 year tourist visa removed.
I want to own property, to start businesses and invest. I wanna use that money to travel to the Philippines and Thailand and get my dick wet for thousands of dollars.
Can't do all of that if I'm not good with the law.
>>74430200
Why u want Filipino broads when u have the best pool of unamerucanized eastern European women right at you fingertip
>>74430015
LOL this makes me think of #imwithher
If you guys only knew lol.
SO SIMILAR.
I am a transplant from Chicago. I admit Busch Gardens is better than Six Flags but Publix can't compete with Jewel
>>74429864
>a window
Oh my bad bro, I forgot to mention that im not a spic or haitian and cracking a window in West Palm when its 95 degrees with 95% humidity doesn't really no much for me.
And if you don't have outages, you don't live in Florida
too many mexicans
too hot
shit state, would not recommend
Fuck everything from your humid weather, old jews, disneyworld bullshit where I wait in line all day and ride three rides.
Your beaches are shit, fuck all the photos you see. It's full of trash and and bums.
Never in my life going back. I'm comfortable right here in east Tennessee.
>>74430343
While I may be fit for residing in a civilized country, my fetishes and attractions are certainly not.
That and also I don't want to work for a foursome that includes copious amounts of anal sex, bondage and pet play when I can just buy it for 50 dollars a night with a bottle of Jack included.
>>74425580
florida is literally nothing but spics, blacks, and elderly northerners.
publix is awesome tho
>>74430762
Yeah florida seems like a perfect fit for you
PASCO PRIDE STATE WIDE
Honorable mentions: Hernando, Hillsborough, Polk, Sumter
Absolute fucking trash tier GIVE BACK PASCO WATER: Pinellas
Hollywood fag reporting in. I love this state so much. Muh Everglades, muh guns
>>74425580
Its gonna be half flooded in the next few decades
>>74430894
t-thanks
>>74430950
>pic
no u live in a swamp
Your state is degenerate
I summon hurricane chan to wipe that shit hole off the map
>>74425580
Already do famalam, best state in the US.
>live in Naples
>literally 81 degrees at night every night last December
>86 degrees outside Christmas morning
just fucking kill me
>>74431152
ponyo loves haaaaaaaaaaaaaam
>>74431076
>implying hurricanes are a threat
gulf coast nigger. That shit only kills shitskins in miami barely ever hits near tampa. Even when it does we live in abject squalor every day. A pussy ass hurricane can't stop us.
Floridians are powerful through adversity, and because so many new yorkers invade every winter we are trained to be wary of the jew. Floridian natives are natural jew hunters
>>74431152
go to bed faggot, its 1:45
>>74426335
I can stand dry heat being born in cuckifornia where during summer we turn into an oven that loves catching fire. I don't like the feeling that Im swimming through fucking warm shower water every second I'm outside.
>>74430950
hello my fellow pascbro
what do you like to do around here
>>74431197
Yeah right you guys have so many jew dicks in your mouth you blink dreidals
>>74430600
It's not a daily occurrence for Lakeland Electric and when the power is out it's usually fixed in less than an hour or two, again because they're not shit. The last time I personally have had a problem was a brownout that wasn't even enough to shut my computer off which happened nearly a year ago.
>>74431152
There are options friendo
It's weird. I hardly ever think about florida at all.
For how large it is, you'd think it would have more influence.
>>74426335
>Miami
I would only recommend this if you like spics. No, you will not be able to get away from them no matter where you go.
>>74431403
I'm honestly tempted. thin blooded fags around here told me I was lucky to live in Florida and would hate the cold, but I spent a winter in Casper Wyoming and it was the most I've ever enjoyed the weather in my life.
sell me on Alaska brah
>>74431316
I live in New Port Richey. There's not really much to do. If I ever want to have fun I'm pretty much forced to drive to tampa
>>74431642
Look at my earlier posts I start with the fact that as a diesel mechanic I make over 100k a year
>>74431642
dude florida is a cess pit
>>74425580
Only State I've been to, fatties everywhere
>it's another "shit on Miami state"
Not only are we not cucks to Disney, we have several economies and industries thriving. Cubans are mostly white and work hard (Nicaraguans and Venezuelans on the other hand...) while the worst parts of town are segregated far off away from everywhere else.
I hate the humidity in NY, why the fuck would I want to live somewhere with even more humidity?
Now the desert, that's a climate I can get behind
>>74428133
Eyyy, nice to know there was someone in my area.
>>74432153
>Nicaraguans don't work but Cubans who get 10k a pop and file bankruptcy in years on average do work
Nicas are the only industrious Latinos I know Cubans are nig tier
>>74432448
Cubans who arrive now are nig-tier because they literally are nigs. My grandfather was a white man who came here, learned english and worked hard. My grandmother came from decent wealth. Every nation has it's trash, all the quality Cubans came a long time ago. Just take a drive through Coral Gables.
>>74426563
>tfw see a nigger (white, black, native, nig culture in general) about every 3 days
You obviously haven't been to Daytona Beach in the last 20 years.
>>74425580
It's the dirty version of California
>>74425580
Miami here
I just came to see all these butthurt Cletuses talk shit about us based Cubans
Highest aids/hiv rate in ameriga
>>74432575
Bitch I lived on miracle mile don't preach to me, you people are materialistic scum. Worst of the worst. Hold your nose in the air while you lease an ininity and lease a studio apartment and that all that means anything to u in the world your a cock a Rocha and will be that forever.
>>74432945
fuck off indio de mierda
>>74432575
>arrive now
The refes working at Montes de oca hame more humility than you fucks do. Your not white, you don't conduct yourself as white and you will never be white
>>74432987
No not Indio but had way better times with normal Hispanic than uppity shit Cubans that aren't white but claim they're better than everyone else.......but still all their women fucked some negro in the past year
>>74433310
lol this nigga got rejected by a Cuban girl
>>74426624
Florida is essentially puerto rico but slightly more civilized, of course you like it.
>>74433374
Yeah I wish most of your women folk have 3 kids with no daddy and are begging for a white knight. Don't take my word for it type 33101 in your zip code date finder and look at the leprosy that is florida
>>74433310
>>74432945
Why are you so mad nigga? It feels good to be white + Cuban, the best mix. I go out of state and no one thinks I'm a spic (no Miami fag accent either), but at home I can be as much of a spic as I wanna be.
I bet this nigga lives in Doral or Medley or something lmao
>>74433820
>>74433820
>>74433820
>I can be as much a spic as I want to be
Florida in a nutshell folks
Cancer tier
>>74433820
>is """"""""""""white""""""""""""" and unironically utilizes nigga.
You're not fooling anyone Alejandro.
>>74434146
Thank you great white island of the Antilles
>>74425580
Even though spring breakers made it hell on earth three months of the year, I actually kind of miss Florida.
>>74426563
Please tell me how to achieve all of that
>tfw 407
>tfw NEET
>if you're not into cars, Disney, or rap there's literally noone to talk to
Florida is cool if you actually live near the coast.
>>74434324
>get heavy diesel cert
>move here
That's it
>>74425580
>tfw Florida university
>tfw have to take special online courses that teach me how to not rape women because "muh Congolese rape statistics"
We're just as vulnerable to leftist insanity as the rest of the country is, fampai
>>74435001
>that teach me how to not rape women
What?
