why the fuck have you cucks not put this thing out yet?
>>74424250
too hot
our prime minister is too busy elbowing hoes and DUDE WEED LMAO
>>74424250
cause if you extinguish it, it wins
>my first order of business as PM is to turn Canada into the worlds biggest doobie
Berenstain universe I swear
420 blaze it all day errrr day
>>74424250
Trudeau will elbow it into extinction. We don't need other countries' water bombers
If you put out the fire, the fire wins,
If you put out the fire, it will win.
>>74424250
Trudeau's elbows are too busy putting down bitches to put out fires
>>74424250
>why the fuck have you cucks not put this thing out yet?
According to CNN this fire will possibly burn though the winter and still be burning in 2017. It is currently 0% contained.
They cannot bring any more water bombers in as the airspace is already too crowded.
>>74426592
i literally dont know what to say other than what the fuck
even iraq has a better emergency response than you
Trudeau is waiting until the wildfire ignites all the dank weed stashes there so he can fly in and huff it all up with his jewish nose.
>>74426802
Bulldozers built a 61km long fire barrier along the south side of the fire. it is simply too big and the area is too dry.
Because that fucking faggot weedman just sent more money to africa and refuses russias help with their water bomber, just fucking kill us already
>>74426592
>They cannot bring any more water bombers in as the airspace is already too crowded
What are they counting the birds?
>>74427259
As big as the area is, water bombers are limited in working along the fires edge. They are doing this in an area with next to no air traffic control. it is too dangerous to add more aircraft it in the area, and all the missions they have flown so far have accomplished fuck all.
>“All they can do right now is try and save the valuables, and keep flying ahead of the fire, and maybe clean up the fire’s edge,” said Marsh.
>“But really, there’s nothing they can do to stop it, and everything the planes are doing is just pissing into the wind — Mother Nature has to step in before this will end.”
>Blunt and brutal — but 65-year-old Marsh, of Ontario, knows what he’s talking about.
>For more than three decades, he was among that rare breed — one of Canada’s few airborne daredevils whose job it is to take a bomb bay full of water straight into the very thing most sane humans should be fleeing.
Running the water bombers has more to do with making a show that the government are trying to help, but they are not actually doing anything meaningful. This fire cannot be stopped with aircraft.
Because Turd-o is too busy with doing things that give liberals warm feelings.
>>74424250
We didn't start the fire,
It was always burnin,
Since the weedman was rulin,
We didn't start the fire,
No we didn't start it,
But we didn't fight it,
https://youtu.be/JNhZnfyaC3U
>>74424250
its almost like the government wants alberta to burn.... or do they?
>>74424250
The Canadians don't have the manpower to do it.
>>74427888
how is that diversity treating you
>>74428930
If Alberta is the oil producer of Canada, their economy is pretty much fucked, even if the oil fields aren't burned
>>74424250
we can see the fire now in Ontario at night I am getting scared
>>74429545
Canada burning, trump 2016
meme magic is real
neoliberalism dictates that there's never enough money for public services (fighting fires) but always plenty of money for leftism (refugees)
>>74429302
>how is that diversity treating you
This is the white part of canada. You must be thinking of that godless hellhole called Toronto.
My high school had one black student and we were the only school in the south part of the city that had a black kid. He was "the black kid".
We also had a single chinese kid. He was affectionately known as "moe" or "the gook".
This was a school of 1200 students.
>>74429762
Is the fire rising?
>>74424250
Because we are spending all our money on gibsmedats for refugees.
>>74429545
They would be happy for the oil to be fucked desu. And they would be happy to fuck Alberta even further
>>74429869
well then how did moe and the black kid integrate?
>>74424250
Did you not see the metrosexual episode of south park? Its kinda like that.
If you put out the fire, it wins you fucking cucks.
STOP SAYING KEK LIKE ITS AN INSULT YOU STUPID FAGGOTS
>>74424250
they gave all their water for foreign aid
>>74424250
If you kill the fire, it wins
>>74424250
it needs to grow to a size worthy of being put out. if super man beat up jaywalkers he would suck as a super hero.
knights dont get all dressed up in their tin cans to go stomp a turtle they do it to go slay a dragon
the canadian fire departments cant be bothered with such a piddly flame. its just a welp. its 100 years to soon for that fire to threaten any ones lives
>>74428762
A city burned down, the fire is still burning, but there's no need to request a C-130 water bomber. Jean tries in vain to argue with that cunt that we need water bombers, she accuses him of fear mongering, then Jean's house burns down. Can you imagine how rage inducing that is? That woman is alive because people in Fort Mac have insurance on their homes.
Why would you put it out? It has to at least reach Toronto, it just needs time to reach its final form in the prairies before we send it east
>>74429762
How many killed d00ds so far?
Week 1: Canada catches on fire
>wow holy shit canada is on fire
>this looks bad
Week 2: Canada is still on fire
>in today's news, there's a bake sale at the dealership
Week 3: Canada is still on fire
>donald trump still hasn't held another rally, so we'll just have dead air for the next hour
Maybe during week 4 they'll mention Canada is still a raging inferno.
>>74431028
Well last week everyone thought the fire was done, but then this week it's doubled in size and burnt down an oilfield work camp so now oil companies are in full panic mode
>>74431007
>How many killed d00ds so far?
No fatalities, not even injuries. The fire jumped the river and was on top of the city almost instantly and they got 80,000 people out.
Good evacuation video if you are curious how fast it spread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC2iPvXAggM
>>74426592
Did you guys let Putin help? The ruskis will fly In smoke
Watching the day-to-day spread of the fire as a big line moving slow across the land made me think of this gif
>>74431498
>Did you guys let Putin help? The ruskis will fly In smoke
More planes is just a goodwill gesture. 2000 more planes with infinite fuel and clear flies to fly in would help in some areas but even that wouldn't stop the fire.
Unless russia has a big rain making machine that could drench all of western Canada there really isn't much they could do to make a difference.
>>74424250
Give our Prime Minister a break, he needs some elbow room.
>>74430116
Kek
>>74431433
It's really pretty impressive how well this has been handled. There will doubtless be retrospectives documenting what went right, and probably also lots of crying women so you know it's all very emotional.
Normally it's like there's a bad storm somewhere one afternoon an national news obsesses about it.
>>74431544
EMBER RESTORED
>>74424250
lost the will to live
hopefully it reaches montreal so i can finally get out this ride
>>74431881
Considering how every green space burned in 1370 square miles around the city, they got everyone out and saved most of the buildings.
As bad as this was, it is a huge success story for the fire fighters.
>>74432132
Bonjour Islander. There is one silver lining in the cloud: hopefully it will turn more of this cucked country against Trudeau and the Liberals.
>>74432244
Fire fighters are probably GOAT first responders.
>>74432386
Here is a nice timeline from Nasa.
https://shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/nasa-fire-data_may6.gif
>>74432299
i miss him...
>>74424250
They repent this way for the sin of being socialists
>if you put the fire out, the fire wins
>>74432509
I still hope they come out with real satellite pics showing what the fire looks like from space at night.
Good way to hype up the space industry, too.
>>74424415
>>74424880
>>74425175
>>74429939
>>74431753
what is this elbow meme
>>74432549
please stop
i hate this fucking cunt so much you have no idea. i dont even follow canadian politics anymore because the very sight of this clown plunge me in a depression
>>74432534
Immigration soared to record levels under Harper, he's hardly a good guy.
The problem with this country is that it's fucking low T. We're like fucking Belgium or something, just a bunch of EU bureaucrat-tier leaders, people who have never even had actual jobs other than being politicians. A ruling class
We need a yuge change in this country.
We didn't start the fire it was always burning since the world was turning
>>74424250
Talk shit, get lit.
>>74432732
>I still hope they come out with real satellite pics showing what the fire looks like from space at night.
best I've got.
>>74432738
It's the next big thing in politics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02JF7UnPeRk
>>74424250
let canucks burn, it's only natural selection of the leftshits
>>74432738
>http://globalnews.ca/news/2710223/elbowgate-trudeaus-elbow-trends-on-twitter-creates-debate/
Basically Trudeau raped a woman in the public.
>>74432958
why is this news that is pathetic
i hope the fire wins
Saskatchewan is getting it next. The fire is still moving south east.
The area in red is about the size of Germany.
>>74432882
i know he wasnt great but trudeau makes me miss him.
Hopefully the 'trump story' will inspire a brave canadian to do something similar
>>74433180
Hitler is going to be so jealous.
btw if that thing jumps the border I bet you our national news is going to freak out.
>>74433171
i hope too. feel free to throw fuel at it
>>74429765
>Wicca is not real magic
>Thelema is
>I was le edgy fuck deviant so I magic nao
Get these fucking cancerous teenagers off my planet.
>>74424250
Russia offered to help but we are too proud to let them help.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/trudeau-was-right-to-refuse-russias-fort-mac-offer/article29973766
This country is going to shit
>>74424415
if you put the fire out, it wins.
- Justin Trudeau
>>74435091
This country is a fucking circus for the rest of the world. I'd rather be Russian tbqh.
>>74435330
Same here I hate what has happened to us.
I hope we can oust the liberals.
I will protest if wynne is elected again in Ontario.
>Weedman LITERALLY burning his country to the ground
it's honestly too fucking good. i cant wait for trump to stump this faggot on everything that comes out of his mouth.
>HE WONT EVEN PUT THE FIRE OUT FOLKS. HES TOTALLY INCOMPETENT. I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO PUT UP ANOTHER WALL OR ANNEX HIS COUNTRY. SAD!
>>74424250
>filename
>>74435330
>I'd rather be Russian
no you wouldn't
russia is a shithole, just a different kind of shithole than your weed palace
>>74428636
underrated
>>74426592
It's rather strange of weedman refusing foreign aid when it's not contained at all.
>>74435981
>fighting your enemies
>2016
ISHYGDDT
>>74432017
kek
The Jesuits want Canada to be economically useless in the coming HAPPENING so their burning our natural resources.
Didn't it pick back up again after slowing down a bit?
>>74431753
Your Prime Minister is a fucking joke.
>>74437815
>being literally too lazy to save your own country
you lot literally deserve this, if america was burning down like this we would actually ban together regardless of whatever retarded stupid shit onigger says and fix the mess.
unless its in commiefornia, cause fuck them, everyone else in america pretty much unanimously agree on this point.
>>74424415
>>74435249
Canada : -DDDDDDDDD FUGGGGG
WAT AR U DUIN
EVERYTHING NO MATTER
My buddy is a firefighter, says the real problem is that a lot of the fire is being spread from underground.
>>74424250
>leaves trying to put out a fire
>leaves
>fire
Well there's your problem.
