I have studied americans for many years, read books, watched documentaries about americans and even traveled to the USA to observe them in their natural habitat. If you want to know more about americans and the american way of life then this is your lucky day.
In this thread I will answer your questions about anything american and educate you with a series of fact sheets I have produced about the different types of americans currently known to man.
Ask away!
During my travels to the USA I probably encountered the cyborg variant the most.
>>74399505
Why does europe have such a football hooligan culture but america, despite their games (e.g. handegg) being a lot more brutal than feminine soccer, doesnt have any dedicated violent ultras gangs?
Just go back to posting photos of people shitting their pants. That was funnier.
Have you ever tasted semen before?
>>74400170
>Just go back to posting photos of people shitting their pants. That was funnier.
Ahh you are referring to the burger stains variant of american. I saw this interesting phenomenon personally during my stay in your country.
>>74400077
Soccer isn't feminine. The idea of masculinity changed to worship the negro.
FIFA also fucked the rules extensively.
>>74400307
>>74399657
>>74399505
Don't stop i am loving these Ahmed
>>74400077
We don't go to other cities to see their games. The crowd is pretty much all for the home team so there's no conflict.
>>74400077
Also American sport teams are so fucking inorganic. Some rich kike decides to buy a team and gives it an animal name. Wow, so inspiring.
>>74400077
we all have guns. The felons have knives.
Mutually assured destruction.
An armed society is a polite society.
>>74400077
>Why does europe have such a football hooligan culture but america, despite their games (e.g. handegg) being a lot more brutal than feminine soccer, doesnt have any dedicated violent ultras gangs?
That is a good question. America actually used to have more sport related violence before the introduction of fatty scooters. After the scooters became the main source of mobility in their country it became harder for hooligans and fans to carry out their fights so these days americans mainly resolve their disputes with loud words and passive aggressive staring.
>>74400713
Less talk more pictures, achmed
>>74399505
Why do the ameriscats defecate in their draws and let the faeces run and ooze down their thighs and legs?
Is this something enshrined in that fundamentalist "constitution" of theirs which they incessantly reference to rationalise brain-rot retardation...?
>>74400713
Post more rare trading cards
I have studied swedes for many years, read books, watched documentaries about americans and even traveled to the caliphate to observe them in their natural habitat. If you want to know more about swedes and the Swedish way of life then this is your lucky day.
In this thread I will answer your questions about anything Swedish and educate you with a series of fact sheets I have produced about the different types of americans currently known to man.
Ask away!
>>74400307
I am humbled by the authority in this pic
>>74399505
How did you leave your cuckshed to do all these wondrous things?
How do Americans handle atheists senpai???
>>74400781
>Why do the ameriscats defecate in their draws and let the faeces run and ooze down their thighs and legs?
Pooping in your pants is not required in american legislation but in american culture it is considered a sign of a hard worker and a patriot. Pooping in your pants show that you are too busy grabbing life by the horns and living the american dream to worry about silly loos.
Having a burgerstain on your pants is just like having a medal of honor on your chest for an american. This is deeply rooted in american culture and when an american with burger stained pants is walking down the street his fellow countrymen will nod and smile respectfully as they pass him by. They owe it to him for being a hard worker and a true patriot.
>>74401122
Well my personal experience battling degeneracy is this
>be me at dinner with family
>cousin says god isn't real
>open up pocket bible
>show him verse "The fool hath said in his heart 'There is no God'"
>cousin breaks down, visibly shaking
>has to leave dinner
>find out a week later he got baptized
btfo of that degenerate.
>>74399505
how much money do you pay your bull?
>>74401194
>>74401194
Top zozzle!
>>74401194
Dood nice
How do ameriscareds reconcile deep-throating phallic gun barrels and 'sausage slapping' cocks together in sports club showers blocks, while still maintaining overt homophobia?
>>74401186
Overanalyzed bruh they're too fat to wipe their own ass so they use clothing
The /pol/ variant. You do not have to travel to the USA to interact with this variant, but if you do be vary.
You might not see this variant in the open but if you would wander near his moms basement and be in shooting range you might be in big trouble.
>>74401194
Kekekk
>>74401194
Oh fuck nice bro
>>74401194
The hero we need not the one we deserve.
>>74401328
if you can't get naked, slap a dude on the ass while you say "good game bro" and not be gay, then i just feel sorry for ya straya
>>74401480
>not gay at all
>>74400986
That's creepy as fuck dude.
Saved
>>74401122
They tie them up and drag them down the streets with their mobility scooters just like the cowboys did with horse thieves.
>>74401186
Ahhh... Thank you for elucidating, Sven.
Another:
>How do ameripoors justify support for leaders, like Drumpf, when such self-confessed money junkies are the very reason that these clinical retardates are dirty-poor, uneducated, unskilled, inutile, trailer park, inbred, moonshine conceived trash....?
>>74399505
The nigger variant, the least likable one. Has many of the bad traits from several other variants but none of the good. Avoid.
>>74399505
This thread keeps me awake.
>>74400986
Why is the Swede so obsessed with documenting fat people shitting themselves?
>>74401724
Ah you see fluoride is put into our water which suppresses cuck behaviors like those exhibited in less advanced nations such as your hell hole desert filled with human eating abos
>>74399505
Hey, got anymore American Variants?
>>74400986
I just want to know the average they pay for a bull in Sweden. It's for my economics class. I tried asking OP but I guess he's too busy
>>74399505
cuck
>>74401953
It's called a scat fetish, swedes are obsessed with it. They modeled their immigration policies off of their scat fetishes, hence why they important millions of shitskins (key word shit) to pleasure their women
>>74401480
So, just to clarify:
>getting naked with rooms exclusively full of boys
>playing around with each others' genitals
>inordinate obsession with the penis / penis size
>viewing pornography where a female becomes incidental to the degradation directed at her and the copious cum she's covered in / cocks she's filled out with
>phallic worshipping of guns and their discharges load
...is all perfectly "hetero", as long as in the context of some male-dominated, competitive, aggressive, barbarism emulating "sport"...?
>>74401328
>How do ameriscareds reconcile deep-throating phallic gun barrels and 'sausage slapping' cocks together in sports club showers blocks, while still maintaining overt homophobia?
In american culture it is only considered gay if you are on the receiving end of anal sex. This has led to that many american men play with each others dick and suck each other off. Everybody does it and for somebody looking in through the window to american culture it can seem very puzzling.
>>74400307
Do other countries not shit their pants on occasion? I've already done it twice this month...
>>74399505
>t. Another foreigner obsessed with America
Haters gonna hate
This thread is pure cringe. Not even the Australians here can banter. later
hi im from Delaware. humiliate me
The social justice warrior variant. Something happens when americans receive higher education, they will slowly morph into the social justice warrior variant.
Easily avoided if you do not go to college.
>>74400307
>tfw I actually started this meme
I didn't even mean for it to go this far. It started off as a way for me to derail threads by randomly dumping a bunch of images of fat women shitting themselves in Walmart, and in most of the threads it spawned a huge discussion about fatties shitting themselves and it got out of control and took off from there. This was about the middle of last year. Ever since then I've seen people spreading this meme around using mostly my collection of pictures.
It's fine if you guys don't believe me, I know what I did.
I'm sorry, /pol/. I didn't know it would go this far.
>>74399505
>>74399657
>>74400307
>>74401349
>>74401888
>>74402408
trading card game when?
>>74402099
Bulls go at an average rate of $299 per cucking. But that's a run of the mill bull, a big black bull which are considered a rare in Sweden are extremely higher in value versus the common bull of being a Muhammad. Big black bulls also elevate status among swedes, including the men if they get fucked too. They run at about $1000. Some upper class swedes have been known to pay their entire years salary for one. However the massive influx of third world bulls is harming the market and prices are steadily falling at about 12% per month, worrying some Swedish intellectuals that the bull market will crash which the Swedish economy relies heavily upon.
>>74402284
I hope this is a joke.
>>74402284
>Do other countries not shit their pants on occasion? I've already done it twice this month...
I am afraid burger stains is an exclusively american phenomenon.
>>74402450
>tfw i want some attention
I've seen this meme off and on for years m80, you didn't start the fire.
>>74402480
>bull market
>crashing
>not turning into a bear market
This thread is enjoyable.
Having recently moved from the California coast to the South? Holy shit these are spot on for "real america"
>>74399505
That filename. Variant 24. There are at least 23 other images that this guy made. Imagine how many fat guy photos he sifted through. Imagine how much time he spent carefully analyzing each photo of soiled pants before deciding which one would upset us. OP isn't a shitposter, no. This guy is like a furry, but with Americans.
>>74401328
wut
>>74402334
>Another foreigner obsessed with America
This thread has an educational purpose. I am trying to teach here, step aside my burger friend. There is no reason to be butthurt, my goal is not to offend.
>>74402632
Truu it's an epicly truu maymay!!1!! xD
I want to go to america some day and learn their ways
>>74402480
Very interesting! But I want to know about the specifics also.
Where is the demand? Some sort of status symbol in how expensive your bull is?
Who supplies? And is there any government rules or regulations? I'm sure there must be taxes
>>74402237
>Everybody does it and for somebody looking in through the window to american culture it can seem very puzzling.
>puzzling
Yeah, puzzling because Swedish men are particularly known to be on the receiving end of Abdullah's dick. No wonder it's odd for you.
The eater. Many americans carry some of the eater variant in them.
>>74399505
How is this /pol/? Isn't there some other board for this shit?
>>74401194
>'Even the Devil can cite scripture.'
-Willy Shake
>>74400307
Please moar, idc if I'm American I see this everyday and I'm sick of it. These people turned America into a meme.
>>74401953
>Why is the Swede so obsessed with documenting fat people shitting themselves?
Scat fetish. You know Sweden is beyond salvation when they get a chubby from scat.
>>74399505
HIGH TEST
>>74402722
>meme
>>74401888
OP got trips. Confirmed america expert.
>>74402408
You're making me feel strangely patriotic Swedbro.
plz don't stop
>>74401328
Shit where did this become a thing. Ik there are too many fags over here but I've never seen this
>>74402237
You are mistaken my friend, here in America the man sucking another man's dick is gay, not both. It is very common for hetero men to run over gay men in their power scooters after they cum in the gay's throat.
>>74400441
fuckoff burgerbro... masculinity has nothing to do with ape culture
>>74402903
I am legitimately trying to help people out to understand your culture. It is not my meaning to offend, please stop it with the butthurt.
>>74402906
>vipe
You mean "vape"?
>>74402811
The demand has steadily increased over the years but started in Stockholm in the early 90s, the demand in Stockholm however is practically zero due to the demographic changes, you see third worlders may be savage animals but they aren't naturally faggots like the Swedes. Now the demand for bulls comes from the northern regions and to the south west since those are the areas natural swedes have yet to been replaced. A very nice black bull can elevate someone into an upper class due to its investment standpoint and sign of a high social status, if your bull kills you in your sleep you get burials with full honors as well leading some to believe poorer families do murder suicides and blame the bull to get full honor legacies. The bull market is heavily regulated but also loose in its nature. The government allows bulls to be traded only through a government sponsored visas and locations in Stockholm, places where swedes are allowed to travel. In some areas the bull must lead or theyll be punished and thrown in jail for racism and traveling without a bull. Very dangerous business doing that.
>>74402987
nah, we did that
>my family is from Texas/Arkansas
>grew up on "you look thin chahld"
>eat sum budda *spoonful of margarine*
>sports, work, play, etc kept me pretty thin anyway
But in the South (I'm from CA), that diet DOESN'T CHANGE. I started eating healthy in young adulthood, when I wasn't doing as much as when I was a kid. But in the south and I imagine the midwest, they just don't stop. They think "Eat Fried Stronkmeat, Grow Up Stronk" until the day they die.
Hence, fat midwesterners. But if you meet a younger one, chances are they look like pic related
>>74402615
>>74399505
Friendly reminder you are:
>On a website created by and for Americans
>On the internet created by and for Americans
>Speaking a language created by proto-americans
Please be respectful when directly addressing Americans or indirectly referring to Americans, American culture, or American politics.
Thanks.
>>74400441
>Soccer is neat guys. It's manly I promise.
Confirmed fag
>>74403685
>Friendly reminder you are:
>>On a website created by and for Americans
>>On the internet created by and for Americans
>>Speaking a language created by proto-americans
Well a Jap owns the site these days, no? Also I am not judging you I only mean to provide education and spread awareness of the american way of life.
>>74403525
Where did you get that bandit hat?
>>74403898
Whatever makes you feel better about your predicament abdullah
>>74399505
>COLLECT THEM ALL!
>>74400781
Its like they don't realize they shit themselves or don't care. Fuck man I've had squirts before but damn. You would know if this much shit was running down your leg.
>>74403898
>American way of life
fyfy
no amount of degeneracy will kill the true motivation of the American expirement. America will always signify the principals of the original intent, regardless of the degenerate hordes that, because of the freedom they have inherited, are allowed to survive
>>74403995
Why?
>>74403898
I agree with you Swede; we owe it to ourselves to learn from one another.
>>74399505
Would an american first shoot Hitler, Stalin or a black guy?
> inb4 too fat to holster gun
>>74404306
In america vegetables are often referred to as " the green terror ". Consuming vegetables will induce panic attacks and anguish as the american digestive system is only built to handle burgers and fatty foods.
>>74403685
Do you think America is deserving of respect right now if you look at the last decade or two? You right now have people in power with no respect towards America and that is something for Americans to worry about. Elect Trump and i will reconsider if America is deserving of respect.
>>74401965
>your hell hole desert filled with human eating abos
>>74403685
>proto-americans
>>74399505
>American expert
this is actually a thing over here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBKBhPqN3c
>>74402104
Fat people. That's all you've got?
>There's alot more wrong with America than fat people.
>But there's alot more wrong with sweden all around
>fuck capitalizing sweden, it's not a real place or a noun
Well... It's kinda of a catch all for cum.
>Sweden, the original SJW.
Step up your game swede cuck.
>>74404682
>Would an american first shoot Hitler, Stalin or a black guy?
They would not shoot the black guy because it would only result in riots and black lives matter protests. I think Stalin is the best bet, which is also a quite reasonable choice actually.
>>74404868
>Do you think America is deserving of respect right now if you look at the last decade or two?
I think they do and I also think Americans often get an undeserved bad rap in the world. That is why I try to be very clear with that the purpose of this thread is not to offend but to educate and spread awareness of americans and their culture.
>>74404801
>meme response
>implications
seriously, just come visit us faggot.
>>74404801
I fucking love brussle sprouts
>>74405161
>this is actually a thing over here.
Ahh yes Maarten van Rossem, I know of him. He is a pretty good america expert actually.
>>74401349
fucking top job sven
>>74402480
>underated post
>>74405203
Again, I am not trying to offend you ameribro there is no reason to be all defensive. This thread is a place of learning. Sit down in class please, you are talking to an america expert.
>>74405939
I'm not being defensive my sven demon.
I'm simply trying to educate you on swedish culture. Please sit down. I'm currently prepping a bull, take notes, I'm an expert in Swede.
>>74404169
Yoda would say "much butthurt in this thread I sense"
>>74406202
Are you a true scholar? How are you posting from within your chastity cage? I question your methods sir
>>74406202
>I'm not being defensive my sven demon.
I'm simply trying to educate you on swedish culture. Please sit down. I'm currently prepping a bull, take notes, I'm an expert in Swede.
You pretty much just repeated what I said like a student repeating after his teacher. Good, you are learning and know who is the head of class.
Which variant are you by the way?
>>74406414
I assure you, I'm a true scholar.
I've been let out of my chastity cage to prep said bull.
My knowledge is endless.
>>74404801
Wow, Sweden sure stirred the hornet's nest.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face before bedtime.
>>74406781
You're welcome.
>>74406781
>Denmark thinks they know about banter
can we please increase global warming?
Oh look!
Sweden is mad because his country is full of sand niggers so he makes a thread about fat Americans to vent his frustrations.
>>74406943
h-hey now don't be hasty buddy!
>>74399505
Fucking kek. Where's that from?
>>74400307
Fucking awesome. You made these?
>>74406943
>London, Stockholm, Berlin, and Brussels underwater
>Warsaw fine
I agree. It would be a noble sacrifice by Dutchbros to sink their country in order to eliminate Europe's tumors known as "world cities".
>>74401186
Hi Swede friend.
I too am an enthusiast of this fascinating species named Americans.Please keep in mind I only do amateur research, I'm by no means a pro like you.
In my short stay in their natural habitat I noticed Pooping in your pants is a sign of dominance and ritual to attract partners to intercourse.The main detail of attraction is 'stain size', it causes an approximation effect in them, and causes them to take a big whiff, they do to check how strong the pheromones released by the poo were. The bigger and the stronger always the better.
However, keep in mind this is just an hypothesis, I wish you luck in categorizing and cataloguing this fascinating species that are Americans, Good Luck!
>>74406943
got a link? seems like a fun thing to play with
>>74407186
It is an interesting theory, the pheromones in the poop could be a complement to the burger nest american males build when they want to attract a mate.
>>74400077
>usa doesn't have dedicated ultra violent gangs
Are you kidding nigger?
>>74407291
http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/
have fun, aussie funposter
>>74404896
>unionization rate only 10%
>weak bank regulation
I know this post is bait but I want Europeans to know this is 100% bullshit. It'd be a lot better if it were this way but we ditched capitalism a while ago.
>>74407186
>>74407070
>>74406997
>those proxies doe.
>>74407353
Fucking hell. Donut nest. Its getting late, thank you for taking part. I will show my other fact slides another day.
/ The america expert
This thread is 10/10
>>74399657
I always wonder why the hell these peopke don't just lose weight instead. Considering how fat they are, it's not even that difficult.
>>74407720
Is there a market for Latino bulls in Sweden?
>>74407622
No wait. I have a question. As an American I love guns, but I don't know why as everyone always seems to say guns r bad. Is there a reason for this?
>>74407852
they're less evolved.
>>74407852
As an expert on swedish culture I can answer that question for you.
Guns could be used to accidentally hurt bulls, diversity, minorities and the overpowering government.
That's why they're bad.
Plus they're loud and that's triggering.
OP!!! Pretty fucking funny stuff.
>>74400622
This is very true, you never know whose packing even in Jew York and Commiefornia
>>74407852
You really shouldn't give a shit what sweden says, they are a small country full of men who wear dresses and get raped daily by arabs. They are no threat to the glorious freedoms.
>>74402284
I'm scared because I can't tell if you're serious.
>>74407516
>can't handle a little banter
>p-proxy!
Grow a spine and go back to plebbit
>>74399657
>The Cyborg
>American
Go back to your shed.
>>74408375
Good to see you back sven.
>>74408375
>throw back some banter
>g-grow a spine
Get fucked you cuck.
>>74399505
Do americans really shit themselves in public as much as people say they do?
>>74400781
DESU I'd fuck the one girl in the shitty shorts. With the shitty shorts on.
>>74405066
>natives
Lol
>>74408859
I hate to admit that I have seen it once or twice. I live in the midwest as well
>>74400441
Soccer is the apehoop of Yuropeens. Lots of actors getting hit by nothing and claiming a foul.
>>74399505
Why the fuck would you move to cucked Sweden?
God, I for some reason strongly desire to fuck very obese women with most of their fat in their ass, hips and legs.
I think America is the place for me. What a time to be a fat fetishist.
>>74403685
>Speaking a language created by proto-americans
WE
>>74402906
Because fat? haha nice
your bantz are weak af sven
>>74408788
>>74408430
How's it feel to be pathetic? Do you need a safe place?
>>74410937
calm down buddy, sounds like the bantz are getting to you
>>74401349
Swordsman mane.
>>74403037
The Jews are fattening us up like pigs for slaughter
>>74411010
proxyposter from /int/ no doubt. you're not wanted here you unfunny amoeba-like mockery of a real human
Unfortunately the Swedish expert is gone for today.
I wished I had asked him about this phenomenon called American Tourists.
What makes it interesting, is that scientists from the Uppsala university, took subjects artificially raised in burguer chambers and showed them there are countries different from their natural habitat.
What followed was mental confusion that led the sample population experience great amounts of psychological confusion, almost touching generalized group psychosis.
I will write an extensive paper and submit it to the Swedish expert on a later occasion
>>74400307
lol
>>74413672
That nose in the background....
>>74399505
MOAR PLS
10/10 thread op
you're getting the natives all riled up
>>74403084
Nice samefag
>>74401194
>>74399505
Are americans allowed to poop their pants while visiting other countries? Are they protected as american citizens with the right to poop their pants, or are they expected to follow the pooping pants custom of the country they are currently in?
>>74403084
Also dump more variants i want to know the culture thourughly
Obesity isn't something I will ever understand.
I eat nothing but junk food and gain no appreciable weight.
>>74413672
why would anybody want to go on vacation to NYC? it is shit
>>74415200
is it really? I've always wanted to visit there. I've heard it was amazing.
>>74399657
thats a canadian though. you can tell because that's not a real country in the background
>>74413672
From my experience, in an environment that differentiates from an Americans natural habitat, they adopt a sort of herd mentality for protection, and become as loud and flamboyant as possible in order to confuse others around them and make it impossible to focus on a single individual.
Also, I wanted to ask this to the Swedish expert but now that he's gone I'd like to see if anybody else has a clue on this
How do Americans reproduce? Can a Cyborg breed with a Walker to form some kind of hybrid or is there no interbreeding?
>>74401349
thats the /k/ variant tho
>>74415577
If you think somewhere like NYC is cool, you might as well go out and go to some weeb city like Tokyo. There's neat stuff but nothing that impressive that other supercities don't have.
>>74415766
I guess the point of traveling is to see things unlike what you have where you live. Being from Canada, I'd like to see a supercity one day, and that's why NYC always appealed.
>>74416068
I guess one good thing about NYC is that nobody will treat you differently, whereas places like Tokyo you'll be seen as trash.
I live right next to Seattle, which although is famous really isn't a supercity, and there isn't a whole lot to do.
You could live somewhere like NYC for a year and still not have done everything, but of course it's fucking expensive
>>74403898
>>74414729
Hi Canadian friend,
Laws vary from country to country, currently in England for example, it's illegal to walk in the street with your American's ass unwiped after 7'o bong.
>>74414800
Hey Lithuanian friend,
Unfortunately the Swedish expert is gone, and I cannot send him my paper about football to be peer reviewed.
But by now, as a teaser I will tell you that around 300 million Americans perform this ritual every year, they basically drop everything they are doing to watch these male specimens perform this bizarre variation of normal football.
Apparently as you can see in the pic they eat burguers wildly while at it.Subject didn't even care about cleaning his mouth full of ketchup.
>>74416381
people from NYC are trash. except the Don of course.
>>74399505
Why do Americans feel the need to poop their pants whenever they feel like it? I've spoken to many Americans. Whenever I bring up the subject they just react with anger
>>74416508
Just wanted to correct you on a common misconception.
An odd part of the annual ""football"" ritual that we Americans participate in is that we actually develop a borderline lust for buffalo wings, differentiating from our usual diet of burgers.
Whether these buffalo wings or the "football" broadcast is the cause or effect of the other is anyone's guess.
>>74416853
This is actually a rather recent development in the American culture.
As the American worker has been slowly adopting a busier lifestyle, eventually the feeling of wasting a precious few minute overthrew the desire to be sanitary in public.
If you go up to an American and ask them why they shit their pants, rather than giving this simple explanation they will generally deny the obvious and subsequently attack you, verbally and/or physically.
>>74399505
Jesus dude, how much time did you spend making all these?
You're that same swedecuck who keeps posting those "USA is more cucked than sweden" threads aren't you? You're reaching the same levels of butthurt as that one turkroach who keeps posting pics of dead US soldiers...
>>74416853
>>74413911
I know this is just a meme but today I actually did shit my pants. I have never in my life shit my pants, at least not since I was a baby in diapers. I had to leave work early and my boss said "don't worry dude, it happens to everyone..."
I don't know it was just a freak occurrance or meme magic is really real.
>>74399505
Shutup Sweden. You have no business making fun of any other country given the sad state of affairs in your own.
You should be embarrassed to even be seen on this board.
>>74415651
>How do Americans reproduce?
cloning.
americans are so afraid of sex, they censor female nipples on tv! LOLOLOLOLOL
>>74417103
That's interesting, well observed.
If we consider this theory >>74407186
and this one consideration from the expert >>74407353
And that around the same time as the annual football ritual, the mating process skyrockets, we could infer that the buffalo wings accumulates with the overall consumption of burgers that were ate in the whole year, making the pheromones released in poo much more stronger. That explains why so many Americans mate in the same season as the football ritual, especially the Texan variant.This one wears helmets while it viciously devours buffalo wings, like in the pic I posted earlier on.
I just don't get the references to "fundamentalist" constitution.. I mean, it's the ONE country on earth who guarantees a secular state. No official religion. Literally the most important laws in the damn country are ; "no official religion" and "freedom of speech". Besides. I only ever shit my pants once in my life. Hour long school bus ride home, simply could not make it. With 5 minutes left, it happened. Blamed it on a 1st grader, and ran into the house full speed. Threw the pants away immediately and jumped in the shower. Where are all these people who shit themselves and walk around like that. In 30 some years I've never seen such a thing in person.
>>74401888
this dude actually lost hundreds of pounds, clearly not very patriotic
>>74401888
Is it an ugly man or an extremely ugly woman ?
>>74405549
This thing has more fat than like 50 burgers you retard. Stop confirming the foreigner's suspicions
Nice bants mate. I rate 7/8.
>>74399505
sven, i don't think you've actually been to america, and i don't think you're an expert on anything in life or you wouldn't post on a chinese cartoon imageboard. i think you just wanted an excuse to post the pictures you made, you can be honest with us.
