why do americans kill themselves so often? is it because they are so dumb?
>is it because they are so dumb?
...Or is it because they're so smart?
Congrats on becoming a citizen OP.
>>74380333
>jumping from a bridge to kill yourself
What am in some commie shithole?
I'll use a pistol, thank you very much.
>>74380466
how is it smart to offend god?
>>74380333
Only the mentally ill kill themselves
Good riddance
Yeah South Korea has the most suicides. They must also be stupid.
>>74380333
Croatia is literally like 0.5 percent behind the US in suicide rates, dude.
We're even higher, of course.
>>74380605
Jumping off a bridge (or a tall building, cliff, whatever) is a much more reliable method of suicide than shooting yourself
>>74380333
It probably has something to do with conservatives in America working around the clock to make sure the average American worker gets treated like shit.
The Chinese have better workplace conditions than us.
>>74382147
Wrong.
>>74382211
You'll never survive if you jump off a really fucking high place, but you might fuck up your shot trying to put a bullet in your brain
>>74380333
Japs and Koreans kill themselves more than we do.
So I guess the Japs are dumber than we are, by the logic you initially used.
Have another shot.
>>74382147
It's also a lot more scary and prolonged. If I wanted to, I could reach into my desk drawer right this second and kill myself almost instantly. Just have to know where to point the thing.
>>74382173
Wrong. While we don't have federally mandated pto, respectable companies do.
>>74382173
That's why they have suicide nets outside their factory windows. You haven't worked a day in your life.
>>74380333
No one wants to live in eastern Europe, Croat.
>>74382277
You might fuck up your jump, too and somehow end up bungee jumping.
>>74382147
[citation needed]
A .45 to the dome is absolutely more effective than jumping off a bridge.
>>74380333
>make the call
Should have added a phone.
>>74380710
God isn't real
>>74382402
>9 out 10 are former Socialist block
>7 of the 9 are major former USSR republics
>The only non-Commie one was one war away from becoming a "socialist paradise"
No but guys Communism is great and Soviet Union was a paradise, made everything better.
Reminder that suicide is for Orientals and Slavs.
>>74382173
t. 19 year old Bernout
>>74382788
Not a single country in the top ten is a Slavic one though.
In fact, there are only Slavic nations there are at 14, 18 and 23
>>74382788
Because in Eastern Religions suicide is thought of as the equivalent of pressing the reset button and rerolling a new character.
In the Abrahamic Religions suicide is an affront to the gift of life itself and results in suffering for all eternity.
>>74382788
>Guayana males
>70.8
jesus h fucking christ
>>74380333
I don't understand how the retards always try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water? It's not like you're hitting concrete. You can't kill yourselfs this way, dipshits!
>>74383963
>you can't kill yourselves this way you deep shits!
At some determinate height, which's measure I do not remember, it is similar to falling on a concrete wall.
>>74380333
Remove Croat, Remove Bosniak, Remove kebab turk.
Serbia bring back Yugoslavia and make this nigger your vassal
>>74380710
Are you saying that human beings have the ability to sway the emotions of an all powerful God?
I thought God only held power over God.
>>74382320
>>74382506
I dunno. People survive gun shot wounds to the head. Haven't you ever seen any of those people with like half their skull missing?
Jumping off something high seems much more likely to be fatal, especially if you land headfirst.
>>74383963
>It's not like you're hitting concrete
Except it is.
>>74380333
Because life here is utter shit. How goes it in France, Jacque?
I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die.
>>74382173
>The Chinese have better workplace conditions than us.
Funny, because I've never seen any suicide nets in the US like they have all over china.
>>74384428
Again, don't be retarded and know where the vital parts of the brain are. Hint: spinal cord is basically guaranteed.
1. Open mouth
2. Insert gun
3. Aim slightly up to make sure you hit the spinal column
4. ????
5. Profit!
>>74380333
>why do americans kill themselves so often?
How often depends if you're male or female.
>>74380333
America doesn't have a particularly high suicide rate.
That sign is a very famous suicide spot though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgVGQuxGFH4
They made a decent documentary on it. Shame they removed it from youtube though
>>74382788
>>74383858
>>74384041
yes at some certain velocity the surface tension of the water is the same as concrete
>>74380333
On average, we watch 5 hours of television a day. Have you seen our television? You'd kill yourself, too.
>>74382173
conservatives don't kill themselves lmao
>>74382173
Just because paid vacation days aren't federally mandated doesn't mean we don't get them from the companies themselves. I get more vacation days than most Euros.
>>74385218
>conservatives don't kill themselves lmao
not until they are exposed as gay or pedos.
no wait, even that isn't enough.
lol. conservatives are like cockroaches.
You'd think they'd at least but a hotline on there.
Its because we live in ground zero of the degeneration of the west.
Basically if you're born as a male who is non attractive/intelligent/wealthy you are better off dead. The best you can hope for is taking some normals with you on your way out as a flipping off to humanity.
>>74382147
People survive bridge jumps all the time (less frequent with buildings, but still happens), and many of them have said they regretted the decision as soon as they jumped.
>>74382173
You would know this graph is wrong if you actually had a job commie
>>74382147
And shooting yourself so that you fall off a tall bridge is more effective than both
I will do my part to make the German suicide rates go up!
Yeah, if i lived in Cali id kill myself too.
>>74385649
>You'd think they'd at least but a hotline on there.
there's a phone, but not in the pic
>>74380333
>do a flip faggot
>>74383963
It's not the fall that kills you, its the abrupt stop at the end.
>>74380333
because jews.
i've had to explain this so many times i just took a very shitty screencap of it.
this should be obvious, for the record.
>>74382147
Lol dipshit.
>survive fall
>shatter everything below the waist because at that velocity water might as well be concrete
>drown in agony flailing your broken limbs and spine
>>74386254
This is how a lot of them actually die if they land feet first. Land on your side or head first jumping from something like the Golden Gate will guarantee instant death though.
>>74381228
>I'm so edgy man, fuck suicidal pussys
You say that, until someone you care about kills themself. Would like to see how you feel then.
>>74380710
>Calls other people dumb
>Has imaginary friends as an adult
>>74382147
The only way you fail to kill yourself with a gun is by being a fucking moron.
Drive into the fucking countryside after leaving a suicide note conyaining your rough whereabouts and just fucking end it. Literally no way you'd live. Just don't be a fucking retard and shoot yourself through the neck or into your mouth. Straight to your fucking forehead.
>>74380710
>"Americans are so stupid! Isn't that right, Jesus?"
>>74382173
this is why I have been voting democrat since the 80s
>>74386816
>voting for the people who suck jew dick through a gloryhole instead of openly.
they both love kikes, there is no difference.
>>74383963
You know how I can tell you've never gone cliff jumping? Anything over 30m will hurt like hell if you don't stick the landing. Now imagine falling from 300m and hitting the water at ~200 km/h. You're fucking toast.
>>74380333
No more so than everyone else.
The documentary 'The Bridge' is intense though.
>>74380333
I guess Danes must be dumber then
>>74380333
because their country is full of niggers and spics
>>74387017
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/iceland/12165357/Meet-Icelands-first-Syrian-refugees-For-us-its-the-freezer.html
>>74380333
I believe most people kill themselves because they can no longer live with evil things they have done.
>>74380333
Croatia is 2 places under the USA for suicide rates per capita
>>74387051
>"HURR DURR! FEDORA! FEDORA ALERT! I HAVE NO ARGUMENT! FEDORA!"
Christfags really are infantile. Don't you have a date with Muhmoud somewhere today, Niguel?
>>74387444
i mean to be fair, you didn't exactly do much better.
>>74382402
Wow, it's almost like humans weren't meant to live in cold climates.
>>74382980
So for them life is a game that randomly and secretly picks the difficulty for you.
Once they figure out they are on insane difficulty, they go ahead and delete their game.
Only problem is they don't understand the nature of the game.
Noone told them that the game is in beta and you only get one attempt.
It's sad, desu.
>>74380333
must be because they cant handle the freedom they have since birth? must be due to german settler genetics?
i would swap with them anyday
>>74388124
Why don't you just move here?
>>74387595
This is a perfect representation of 99.9% christian vs atheist debates. Once a millennium, a chosen one from either group will bring a couple sentences of original logic that everyone ponders over for a couple seconds, then goes back to calling each other autistic fedoras. Both sides are guilty of stupidity, and the outcome is a wider and wider gap of understanding between both groups.
>>74380333
My cousin in CA tells me the vast majority of Jumpers off the Golden Gate are either drug addicts, deranged artists, or attention seeking teens.
>>74380466
kek'd and checked
>>74388353
first flag in ages, thanks m8
>>74380333
We don't have Serbians to kill us, so we do it ourselves.
>>74380333
can someone explain to me in scientific terms how jumping into water can result in death pls
>>74388353
Oh man, that's a rare flag
>>74380605
that bridge is in liberal paradise so good luck getting one
>>74382147
no
>>74380333
Our system is set up to give every possible advantage to employers and shit on employees. Mental health issues are extremely taboo so anybody who feels stressed or depressed just tries to suppress is instead of getting medical assistance so nobody will see them as weak or crazy. Also even if you want mental health help unless you make good money you're out of luck because it's very expensive and we have private insurance
