https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6iL_Rygoj8
absolute madman...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>74376245
when did Alex Jones lessen down on the conspiracy shit, get more mad, become more entertaining and more redpilled and be a living meme?
No joke I used to dislike this guy for years and dismiss him as everything, especially a loon.
But he's so based now. He's absolutely taking the piss.
>>74376473
He's taking Brain Force that's why. :^)
>>74376245
>forest bathing
>muh filters
>under the moon
Where were you when Alex took the warewolf pill?
also it looks like he's growing fur already
>>74376534
And you can get it on sale before the shopping cart elves drop the discount by Friday at Infowars.com / store.
That's infowars.com / store.
>>74376245
This is fucking bizarre
>>74376245
has he taken the ultimate red pill?
>>74376318
No globalists out there.
Alex is insane but I fucking love him.
>>74376603
its called nature u dipshit
>>74376245
does this bear also shit in the woods
>>74376595
>cue shameless battlefield theme ripoff
Thats the most redpilled video i've ever seen him do.
>>74376859
>nature, you dip in shit
So they're talking about something that plenty of people do all the time like it's some new-age healing technique?
>>74376603
yesss good goy.. stay inside!
outside is bad for your health!
WTF
>>74377027
Its what happens when you trust the filterman
he's right you know
Alex Jones is the prototypical dadbod
>>74376245
cant tell if hes fat or not its weird
is he strong? he looks strong
>>74376473
>living meme
You got that right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWozdT93-1U
>>74377186
hes powerful.
>>74376245
this dude is supposed to be 42 years old?
LMAO more like 55 years old
Getting out into nature is brilliant.
It depresses me that my local area is all farmland and no forest.
Pic related.
>>74376245
>No way Alex is in his forties, more like 52 or 53
>>74377186
Strongfat + dadbod = Battletoad mode.
>>74376245
>no way Alex is 40, he's at least 52
>Alex thought it was a compliment when he first started reading
>>74377186
hes strongfat
Does filterman not know about giardia?
>>74377326
that's because he's Bill Hicks
post your favorite alex rants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t3POfNbx6M
>>74377186
glasses on
>glasses off
glasses on
>glasses off
https://youtu.be/55Vc7ilp3wk
no way he's 42
>>74377326
watter filtters dontt woorrk
>>74377585
only weak, fluoridated children need to worry about such things
>>74377186
He looks very strong tbqh. Naturally solid frame. If he got into power lifting he'd be a monster.
>>74376473
tfw we are becoming loons
>>74377186
he was /fit/ as fuck when he was younger
but then he started getting older and didn't realize that means you have to watch what you eat, so he became Porky Pig for a bit
eventually he started working out again and turned into the fucking monster of a human you see today
>>74376245
>not bathing in rivers
wew
>>74377647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCHJoh9ywlM
>>74378008
I actually prefer rivers to lakes, because it's fun to play around with the stream
>>74377910
that's the real alex jones before he was replaced by bill hicks
the real alex jones had a thin sharp nose
>>74377655
holy shit that is just like a sam hyde video alex is that ridiculous lololol
>>74378209
Lakes are also warmer and more stale.
Warm water is bad for you and feels like shit to jump into.
>>74377718
I've been here for seven years
>>74376245
HOW
CAN
A
MAN
BE
SO
BASED
>>74376852
this
he's my guilty pleasure
>>74378227
it would explain how "goes against the globalists" but only got fat and old instead of getting killed
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUK8EMX25VI
>>74377186
His head and neck look less fit than the rest of him.
>alex jones films himself in a river
uwot
>>74377910
>monster of a human
Monster seems right. Still a fat fuck.
>>74378082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLDKpNZmgY
>>74377169
Dad bod is nu-male, low T, sexless, muscleless and often pear shaped. Alex looks like a linebacker that kept eating 3500 calories a day after high school football and got chunky.
>>74377657
Has he commented on this?
>>74378518
Also le weedman's wife in an ingame email
>>74378855
yeah. he totally admits it bro
The only thing that's been keeping me from going to the river and swimming is my gyno.
>>74378349
I hate this place
>>74378727
He is a bit chubby but he has that strong Neanderthal Germanic body build. Look at how wide his shoulders and pectorals are.
>>74378855
He commented on it in that OP video actually.
https://youtu.be/_6iL_Rygoj8?t=2m32s
>>74378959
It's the smell
Swimming in rivers is pretty fantastic in fairness. I used to go salmon fishing in Russia with my Dad and on really hot days we'd take off our waders and bathe in that beautiful glacier run off water. God I miss it.
>>74377910
Hey Alex
>>74378789
BASED AS FUCK.
>>74378727
>giving a shit about being ottermode while married and over forty
You'll learn one day kid.
>>74379061
nothing works here
>>74378789
holy fuck this is amazing.
He's a BEAST
>>74379034
When?
>>74376245
How do I get hairy chest gains like that?
>>74376245
That's one green river
>>74379477
Filter the estrogens in your water.
>jew wife
>jew producers for Infowars
>employs STRATFOR employees
nuff said
>>74379719
This. The REAL Alex Jones wasn't a shill, just look at him: https://youtu.be/wH9zZ2ef2uk
>>74379808
And just a year later:
https://youtu.be/FJFi9ky01D0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9JsRYV_FlM
ALPHA
>>74379808
>>74379985
is there any actual evidence other than that he gained weight and "looks" different?
>>74380097
He doesn't just look different, he sounds different with a slightly different accent with different enunciation, his build is different, and his facial profile is totally different.
>>74380310
I don't disagree, I just wish there were sources where someone made an in depth claim and supported it. I can't really make the decision he has replaced the original Alex Jones based on this little evidence. I'm surprised no one has really got to great lengths to prove this (unless people have and I just haven't seen it yet)
>>74378790
He's gonna sell a lot of infowars protein pills
>>74380644
all you would need is a water bottle that he throws away and any bill hicks family member DNA
>>74377403
>Taking 45 days to get sunburned and suck your gut in a bit
>>74380767
Lizards can change their DNA.
>>74376852
>>74379455
>>74379034
pls respond
ALEX NO!
>>74381096
go to 2:30, reading comments on the live feed
>>74377093
It looks like his boy needs a dose of super male.
>>74378877
>they knew his wife was a money-grubbing status-lover even back then
uncanny
>>74376245
Bro, How do you get Alex Jones mode?
>>74381296
Oh, I thought the cunt was referring to the "real" alex jones thing.
do you think you could beat Alex Jones in a fight?
>>74381435
>>74381571
He's a 4th degree black belt in crazy. It would be a slobberknocker.
>>74381571
I'd KO him with a roundhouse kick.
>>74377072
It was a joke
>>74376534
Has anyone tried any of the info wars store stuff?
>>74381632
>100% Vegan
You let me down Alex.
Shit should be made with bull's blood or something.
>>74381923
>bull's blood
But who preps the bull?
>>74378227
damn. that makes perfect sense
Alex Jones is literally the DSP of alternative media. No one is sure if he's legit, trolling,or retarded.
His tiny nipples confuse and upset me.
>>74382433
His facts check out, so as long as he keeps getting at least that right I could care less how he acts on camera
>>74381075
is that saliva on the bottom?
>>74382716
He's the crazy, screaming autist in the family. Watching him hurl just as much shit as he receives is the reason why I enjoy watching him.
>>74382716
his antics are half the fun
>>74382925
no my friend. its not
>>74383244
i-its not his, is it?
>>74383341
i would think its not
>>74376245
Everything he said in this video is true desu senpai.
You faggots need to get out more and go innawoods.
>>74377186
LOW ENERGY GLOBALISTS PLS GO
>>74376473
He got a divorce from his jewish wife I heard
>>74376245
I AM BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!!!!
