>Herbert Chansey, 34, of Edinburgh is a simple man with a simple question: whether Adolf Hitler or Josef Stalin is more attractive.
>To test this, he selected colourized photographs of each man, erased their iconic mustaches, and gave them profiles on ten different dating sites
>Where prompted, the Fuhrer became Dolph Hiller, professional artist. Meanwhile, Mister Stalin became Joseph Halting, professional economist.
>The results speak for themselves: Hiller received sixteen responses from interested women over a three month period. Halting received seventy-seven.
>It seems that the Aryans are not the master race after all.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36304721
>>74370780
All of Stalins pictures are shopped anyway, to hide his scars.
>>74370780
>implying it wasn't a matter of rich economist vs starving artist
>>74371259
Sexy med right there
>>74371406
This guy gets it
>>74371406
This. He should have been a professor in theology.
>>74371406
This right fucking here. My first thought
>>74372974
Also the link you have provided is for an articla about muh populism against immigration and your greentext has no google results. Hurr pol never checks the sources.
No shit. This is Stalin when he was on his 20s.
Fucker is sexy. Hitler apparently had some form of autism and women didn't like him at all. He didn't have sex until his 30s.
>>74373346
>This is Stalin when he was on his 20s.
>Fucker is sexy.
he looks like your typical modern nu-male minus the glasses
>>74373346
Looks like a roach from the side
>>74373346
yeah nah stalin was a 5'4 manlet with a baby arm and pock marks
he hired models to recreate mug shots
>>74373346
Stalin looked like this.
That picture is from a Soviet textbook. Almost every picture of Stalin is edited to remove his small pox indents and shortness.
>>74373346
>herewegoagain.jpg
>>74373675
If I had to choose a man to marry my daughter out of FDR, Curchill and Stalin, I'd probably still pick Stalin.
I bet they left out the heights of both of them.
Stalin - 5'4
Hitler - 5'8
No woman would go near these manlets.
>>74373675
That is heavily retouched.
>>74373607
He also had a little bitch voice, when I listened to one of his speeches I was very, very, very let down.
>>74370780
Stalin was 5'4''. Hitler was 5'9''. Stalin was literally as short as Hitler's wife.
WILL THEY EVER LEARN?
>>74370780
Stalin was basically a model
Hitler looks like fucking Ricky Gervais, just less fat.
>>74374575
>A 5'4 manlet with one arm visibly shorter than the other and darkened holes in his skin from small pox
>Model
>>74374807
>but DUUUUUUDE have you seen the le young Stalin picture!? My grandma forwarded me this email with a picture of him when he was young and he was so hot like omg
All these idiots falling for the "Stalin was a hotty" meme demonstrate how someone like Stalin can rise to power. Fucking idiots will believe anything if they see it enough.
>>74374739
There's some meme potential here.
Gervais wasn't bad looking when he was going through his "I want to be David Bowie" phase.
>>74370780
>>the Fuhrer became Dolph Hiller, professional artist. Meanwhile, Mister Stalin became Joseph Halting, professional economist
Kek
Also
>Hitler
>Aryan
>>74370780
>Hello my name is Dolph Hiller
Before you read any further if you are Jewish a Slav or communist swipe left because you are subhuman and need to be genocided
Now that's out of the way let me tell you a bit about myself, I have on testicle, syphallis and a "micro penis".
My interests include my scat fetish and incest. If you like what you see please send me a message xoxo
>Hey girls I'm Jo
I'm a well off economist but I have a soft side, I love giving money to the poor and I'm a cuddler
Netflix and chill? ;)
>BBC
>>74373346
Shopped
>>74375072
Wow, holy fucking shit. He looks fantastic right there.
>>74370780
>Say one is artist
>Say other is professional economics
>Be surprised that women want the professional with money.
Too bad he didn't include that Stalin had a withered arm.
tho I think it would go differently had they met them in real life.
stalin was turk tier short. in fact he probably was a t*rk
>>74370780
link to pictures?
maybe people just recognized that the pictures were Hitler without the mustache?
>>74375731
This is a fair point, I just asked my gf if she knows who Stalin is (from a pic) and she said no
>>74370780
Hitler didn't even fit the description of an aryan. He's blacked haired with brown eyes.
Furthermore a professional economicist will attract gold diggers whereas some artist will not.
>>74375853
Hitler had blue eyes, just fyi.
>>74375944
This.
effay hitler
>>74370780
>link is nothing to do with thread
>googling provides no results
We've been rused
>>74375853
you are defining "Aryan" like your social studies professor taught you, not how the germans did.
>>74373346
>Hitler apparently had some form of autism and women didn't like him at all. He didn't have sex until his 30s.
>>74377745
ONE
OF
US
>>74377745
How does it feel to be on your way to becoming the next Hitler?
>>74375853
NORDIC, for fucks sake
>>74370780
Is it just me or was Hitler actually pretty good looking? He really isn't the short (for his time, anyhow) and ugly man they make him out to be. He certainly looked a lot better than Churchill or Stalin.
