“The NEET is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a degenerate and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
When will we implement the final solution to the NEET question? I will happily volunteer my time to herd them into the gas chambers.
The NEETs will inherit the Earth
>>74355789
force them to work, cause you know:
"the best social program is a job" ronald reagan
>>74355789
Typical NEET in pic related
>>74355839
NEETs confirmed for meek beta faggots. I can't wait to watch you all die screaming for your mommy.
>>74355839
Lies and slander.
The NEET Problem will be solved by Emperor Trump. And the degenerate wagekeks flipping burgers will be replaced by machines. The smart ones will survive, moving up in the company or finding actual work elsewhere.
Which group am I talking about when I say:
>No job
>No hope for future
>Too stupid to get a job, if they could muster up the courage to try
>Too stupid to do anything skilled
Who am I talking about? Neets, Niggers, or both?
You decide.
>>74355839
I'm NEET but that doesn't make me meek. Don't equate the two.
I would LIKE to be meek but I don't think I am.
>>74355917
That's how I picture the typical Canadian.
>get up at 2PM
>yaaaaawn
>look out the window
>its a beautiful day
>drink a coffee on the balcony and eat a croissant
>take a fat comfy ogre shit
>slowly fire up the vape
>start up some videogames
>play videogames while eating snacks
>after few Hours of playing I watch a movie
>watch a few episodes from a TV show while eating Lunch
>take a nap
>turn up the vape again
>browse 4chan for a bit while getting high as fuck
>go to bed
>sleep 12 hours
>repeat
aaah the NEET life is so beautiful, thank god I don't have to be one of these working idiots.
Working is for kucks.
>>74356217
First or second generation Turk?
>>74356217
>>get up at 2PM
>>yaaaaawn
>>look out the window
>>its a beautiful day
>>drink a coffee on the balcony and eat a croissant
>>take a fat comfy ogre shit
>>slowly fire up the vape
>>start up some videogames
>>play videogames while eating snacks
>>after few Hours of playing I watch a movie
>>watch a few episodes from a TV show while eating Lunch
>>take a nap
>>turn up the vape again
>>browse 4chan for a bit while getting high as fuck
>>go to bed
>>sleep 12 hours
>>repeat
>btw I am black
ok Tyrone
>>74356217
why are there even people left who vote for spd and linke? tell me, i have no fucking idea
>>74356269
>>74356263
I'm actually white as fuck, but I ain't working so niggers can chill, I rather chill myself.
>>74356323
>I'm white as fuck
>But I act EXACTLY the same as a nigger
ok Tyrone
>>74356294
I don't even know how voting works, never voted for anything (am 26) because I'm too lazy to go there and find out.
>>74356370
Shouldn't you be at your job wagekuk?
>>74356383
>I don't even know how voting works
Well of course, you're not allowed to vote with a criminal record, Tyrone.
>>74356407
Shitposting at work as we speak, Jamal.
I'm paid to sit here and do the exact same thing you are. Upset?
>>74356370
More like niggers acting like me.
I have been NEET since 2008 mane, never worked a day in my life and don't plan to start.
>>74356476
>I have been NEET since 2008 mane
Niggers have been niggers for longer than that, Tyrone.
im a cuck and its my fault
>>74356454
I always get these letters where they remind one to vote, I usually just throw it away because I don't care.
>>74356454
NEETs will never understand how one can be both productive and enjoy life by being efficient.
>>74355789
>tfw you will be living off neet-bux under a left-wing party
>tfw you will get to remove kebab under a right-wing party
Life is good.
>>74356524
don't care man, at least i'm comfy.
Gonna vape another load of fresh Mary Jane while wagecucks still have to slave away for 3/4 hours.
>>74356550
>I-i-i-i-i didn't want to v-v-vote anyway!
You should have thought of that before you stole that bike, Tyrone.
>>74355789
Just laughed out loud for a good 15 seconds. Quality post, OP. 9.5/10
>>74356654
I don't need a bike because I can just take my Mothers car whenever I want.
Walking and Bikes are for bydlos
>>74356217
>>get up at 2PM
What a waste of a human life.
>>74356734
>because I can just take my Mothers car whenever I want.
Stealing your own mothers car? Good grief, Tyrone.
>>74356751
I usually stay awake til 3 or 4AM so I need all that sleep.
>>74356881
>I usually stay awake til 3 or 4AM
Well yes, you can't steal cars and break into homes while people are awake, Tyrone.
>>74356840
What are you even talking about?
Jelly because of my comfy Life ahmet?
>>74356944
>What are you even talking about?
Sorry, I don't speak ebonics, Tyrone. Perhaps we could "rap" at each other?
>>74355789
"It far better to be NEET with pure waifu, than be big time cuck with 3dpd monkey fuck slut."
- Ancient Chinese Proverb
>>74356927
No I don't leave the House if I don't absolutely have to.
At night I usually get high, play vidya, browse /pol/ or jerk off.
Its fun when you don't have to go early to bed and every day is saturday.
I can sleep whenever I want, I can wake up whenever I want, I have zero stress in my Life.
I'm really really glad that I don't have go be a wageslave, sounds horrible to work 40 hours a week.
“. . . the discovery of the NEET virus is one of the greatest revolutions that has taken place in the world. The battle in which we are engaged today is of the same sort as the battle waged, during the last century, by Pasteur and Koch. How many diseases have their origin in the NEET virus! ... We shall regain our health only be eliminating the NEET.”
>>74357221
Why so butthurt?
Go and wageslave as much as you want, why do you want me to work?
I don't bother you.
>>74357093
>At night I usually get high
Yes yes Tyrone, I'm sure you smoke crack like a champion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
“The internal expurgation of the NEET spirit is not possible in any platonic way. For the NEET spirit is the product of the NEET person. Unless we expel the NEET people. Unless we expel the NEET people soon, they will have NEETized our people within a very short time.”
>tfw all day every day to improve myself
>spend my time listening to audiobooks, working out, go for long walks, staying up late and shitposting on a mongolian tapestry board
It's not too late to see the light my friends.
>>74357371
>>tfw all day every day to improve myself
Stealing cars, smoking crack and killing hookers is not "getting better", Tyrone.
>>74357371
pssscht don't tell em, we need the wageslaves to finance this comfy Lifestyle
>>74356217
“The German is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him ahmed and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>74357320
"bitch you's a mark" kek
>>74357418
You seem upset workdrone, did you get your 30 minutes of free time of the day yet?
>>74357508
Can you really blame me for not wanting to work?
My Taxes would go to refugee niggers or interracial porn anyway.
Might as well jump on the Leech train and take my fair share of gibsmedat.
>>74356751
Fellow NEET here, not a weed using degenerate however.
Counteracting your statement is as simple as
">get up at 5-8 AM"
What a waste of human life.
I implore you to begin thinking objectively and stop posting until you do.
been a neet for 7 strong years now
its depressing after 5 years, you skin starts to turn really pale, your balls will smell like you've just fapped, even if you took a shower and scrubbed, piss smells like strong coffee and marijuana
Its really not great, i'd love to know how to interact with people in real life.
>>74357583
I'm at work now m8.
You're here, doing the exact same thing I am, but you do it FOR FREE.
I officially finish my year of NEETdom in a couple of weeks.
Will be a wageslave again, feels good senpai.
>>74357624
You're just weak. I'm neet since 08 and i'm doing just fine. Every day is a good day.
>>74357696
the government and wageslave taxes are paying me to get high and chill 24/7.
>>74357734
Maybe its because I had a life full of sex and friends before I became one.
quitting heroin was the worst decision of my life.
I had a job, girl, friends, car, apartment. All to make my parents feel better, I gave up everything, moved in with them, and became a neet.
>>74357609
Do German girls mind when you say you have no intention of working?
>>74357807
I don't get it. Are you going to at least start a business?
>>74357350
1. One cannot fight the NEET by positive means. He is a negative, and this negative must be erased from the German system or he will forever corrupt it.
2. One cannot discuss the NEET question with the NEETs. One can hardly prove to a person that one has the duty to render him harmless.
3. One cannot allow the NEET the same means one would give an honest opponent, for he is no honorable opponent. He will use generosity and nobility only to trap his enemy.
4. The NEET has nothing to say about German questions. He is a foreigner, an alien, who only enjoys the rights of a guest, rights that he always abuses.
5. The so-called religious morality of the NEET is no morality at all, rather an encouragement to betrayal. Therefore, they have no claim to protection from the state.
6. The NEET is not smarter than we are, rather only cleverer and craftier. His system cannot be defeated economically — he follows entirely different moral principles than we do. It can only be broken through political means.
7. A NEET cannot insult a German. NEET slanders are but badges of honor for a German opponent of the NEET.
8. The more a German person or a German movement opposes the NEET, the more valuable it is. If someone is attacked by the NEETs, that is a sure sign of his virtue. He who is not persecuted by the NEETs, or who is praised by them, is useless and dangerous.
9. The NEET evaluates German questions from the NEET standpoint. As a result, the opposite of what he says must be true.
10. One must either affirm or reject anti-NEETism. He who defends the NEETs harms his own people. One can only be a NEET lackey or a NEET opponent. Opposing the NEETs is a matter of personal hygiene.
>>74355789
As a NEET I feel sorry for you guys. You've been so brainwashed by modern slavery that you think it's the only way for life to go, while the universe and nature tell us something completely different. We're the first animal or life form on Earth to slave it's life away, not for shelter, not for food, but all for things we don't need. To contribute and be part of a system we didn't get a say in, for the people who own the land, minerals, oil, wealth, and power on this planet that every human was born on. Most of us born destined to slave at least a third of our lives away (or more given the 'education', commuting, endless social and political affairs we must engross ourselves in to keep up the appearances in our fake little lives).
>>74355917
He looks more like a failed normie actually, probably involved with local clubs and tries hard to some education or employment endeavour, but he'll never be accepted because he's clearly a fat autist. I'm a genuine NEET and I'm slim (but not skinny, good muscle definition). I'm also always clean shaven and I keep a skin head and don't ever let it grow longer than about half an inch. Obviously that's just my personal appearance preference but it really isn't a NEET thing to have the slobby look the guy in that image has. He probably works at Walmart or 7/11 or some shit. With the hat and the glasses he's trying hard to integrate into being some perception or gaining some appearance or opinion of others, but is clearly or autistic or retarded because he also looks like a slob with that hair, triple chin, and pedo moustache. Anyway all the little things he's tryharding with (the ridiculous sunglasses and hat getup) would never happen with most NEETs, because we don't give a shit what other people think. I have excellent hygiene, great health, and great complexion. Not a single spot on my body that I know of.
You guys really fell for the negative memes about NEETs, truth is we're the most redpilled users of /pol/.
>>74356626
What happens if no one works? Btw NEET is code for white nigger. You're a nigger, how does it feel?
>>74358122
>he doesn't self-employ
>he doesn't know about working from home and taking breaks whenever you want
top shiggy mate
>>74357818
Time to start again I guess
>>74357840
what girls
lol
>>74357918
No I don't do shit, I just leech from the government and my family.
>>74358139
I hope they keep working because otherwise the system crashes with no survivors. And I just want to leech muh gibsmedat
Don't care if you call me a nigger, at least I don't have to work
>>74358234
>Thinking those things are any different.
Keep being a slave bro.
>>74358255
>what girls
The ones you rape, Tyrone.
>>74355789
NEETs almost always become cucks.
women like men who are passionate, masculine, and provide. NEETs are none of those.
they can argue all day that their life is easy and they are the actual "smart" ones for figuring this scam out. but in reality they do poorly with women. worthwhile and attractive women at least.
nobody likes to fucking work. it's slavery through wages. but don't people realize by opting out they are making that slavery a fraction more intense on everybody involved?
they contribute nothing.
reminds me of the stories I hear from vets a lot. the ones who were drafted. they say they didn't like the causes they were fighting for, they didn't like the elites. but they ended up fighting for their fellow soldiers and countrymen. the same goes for getting a job. I don't support corporatism. but I do support my fellow man. so I won't leave him out to dry for my gain.
>>74358270
>Totally dependent on the state for his existence
>Thinks he isn't a slave
Goebbels was right about you. This is a matter hygiene.
>>74358270
to myself?
>>74355789
>I will happily volunteer my time to herd them into the gas chambers.
You don't need to. Put some cheetos and a waifu pillow in there and they'll herd themselves desu
>>74358340
I got an onahole for that
>>74358366
>works for others
>not a cuck
>actually wanting a gf
lol
>>74358385
Not particularly, just taking advantage of its presence. Anything else would be retarded. I didn't ask for this system or this overpopulation, if it had been some parallel universe and Earth was sparsely populated and we were just hunter gatherers and farmers working the land for our personal lives, I would have fared fine. I just don't buy into this modern geopolitical economic game that's been thrust upon us all, all of it for the gain of others and screwing us over from our early years until our deaths.
>>74358400
To currency and money of the big economic simulation that tells you you have to spend all your time on it.
>>74357807
What is the tax for a single male in Germany?
>>74358687
6,000,000%
>neets
>white
select one
at least be self-employed, retards
>>74358590
I don't really disagree about consumerism and the fact that some people are truly wageslave that kill themselves working acquire meaningless material goods and status symbols.
I made good money in engineering, work only 40 hours a week, and am doing this until I have saved up enough buy land and a house with little to no debt at which point I will scale back on work and subsist. I don't have much love for modern society, but I'll be damned if I am going to leech off others.
>>74358255
Work isn't that bad. I really like my coworkers. I don't mind the work I do in and of itself. I make median income. I don't want for anything. I have a lot of goals I'm on track to reach. I understand where you're coming from. The work 40hr a week boogeyman was fucking hard to overcome for the first couple months. But after that it stopped bothering me at all
>>74358687
If you make around 2500€ you got to leave 866€ for the government :)
>>74358366
>NEETs almost always become cucks.
>women like men who are passionate, masculine, and provide. NEETs are none of those.
Being wageslave/provider for some woman is epitome of cuck
>>74358993
I don't want coworkers, I don't want to waste 10+ hours every day (commute etc) and I don't want doing something I hate.
Really i'm not interested in any kind of work, I just want to play vidya and vape weed til the day I croak
I was a NEET for 7 years until I found Gintama. I started working and participating in society 15 months ago because of this show.
I thought it was just a random comedy show but author thought me many life truths and lessons.
I highly suggest you stay away from it unless you want to stop being a NEET or a Hikikomori.
I wouldn't haven't to leech off society if you worthless normalfags would just euthanize me.
Seriously just help me die quickly and painlessly.
There is no reason for me to keep living. I am a burden.
>>74358940
At what point do we stop leeching off things that aren't connected to us? When the oxygen we breathe is out of the trees, it's ours? What about the sun? The gravity keeping us rooted down, the meat in the animals we eat, the public services and infrastructure we use, the people who pay your wages? Nothing in this universe is entirely self sufficient.
When the system collapses they die of hunger. Its a self solving problem.
>>74359356
So that means you are justified in sitting on your ass? Fuck off. You are going to die anyways, why not kill yourself now. You are only delaying the inevitable.
>>74359519
And going out and workslaving for a third of my life would make that any less inevitable?
>>74359472
>they will die
More like steal or kill to steal
25 years in school, 45 years of work, five years of retirement in a home, sounds like a great deal to me.
>muh job
>muh parasite
Anyone that isn't advancing science, technology, biology and computing is just as useless as the neets everyone likes to bitch about
Why make fun of someone for being jobless or a slave when there's a 98% chance they aren't doing shit themselves contributing for the advancement of humanity?
>>74355789
>2016
>not living of bank acount profits ,investsments and rents
So how is being a slave working for a company for the rest of your life?
>>74357508
Lol is this from The Eternal Jew?
>>74358590
But I don't spend all my time on it.
In fact, I enjoy being a freelance.
I can negotiate my own hours, and I get paid more and can buy quality things.
>>74357609
This. After i realized my 12 years of public education were useless multicultural brainwashing, i scammed the fuck out of the gibs system. Fuck these subhuman, meat puppet, Prussian serf, collectivist cucks claiming to be Americans.
