Not being able to vote for Trump is truly suffering, I hope you Americans feel proud that you can change your country in such a great way
>>74352031
> voting for a racist piece of shit
Thank fucking GOD I can vote for Bernie and cancel out some other fuckhead's Trump vote.
>>74352136
low effort troll, leave the shitposting to greater men fagburger
>>74352031
Not so fast auscuck. This is all part of his plan. He said outlandish things at the start of his campaign to get attention. Now he's going to be more moderate and "presidential". Sadly there won't be a wall or a muslim ban.
>>74352230
I wish Australia had a fucking wall
Just vote Liberal, they're cucks and weaklings but at least we're going to get a national referendum about poofer marriage and we'll get to debate about how they adopt children just so they can rape them.
http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2013/s3794616.htm
>>74352271
It's really only the north that is available to boat people. Shoot on sight orders for the navy would be cheaper and more effective than a wall.
>>74352271
I believe you have a moat, mate. Like an even better moat than England.
Are you not the only country that is an entire continent? Keep up the boat-stopping and we'll get it right.
>>74352136
>Thank fucking GOD I can vote for Bernie
"White people don't know what it's like to be poor." - Bernie Sanders
Congrats, you voted for a racist.
>>74352348
i want maoris out too tho
>>74352136
LOW ENERGY. GOBBLE DOWN SOME MORE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND KILL YOURSELF FASTER PLEASE
>>74352676
Too late. Now you've got the maoris, chinks, abos, lebs, snakes, spiders, crocs and whatever else to deal with.
>>74352136
God doesnt like socialists. Dont thank him.
>>74352853
OK, give it to me straight. Is New Zealand a secret Jew Base that took all the worst things on Earth and put them in Australia so that you could all just mill about and ride sheep and be left alone?
It seems pretty Zionist to me.
>>74353000
what I never understood is why Americans are scared of Australian animals when you guys have shit like wolves, cougars, alligators, moose, deers, and fucking bears.
Spiders and Snakes are easy, dont stick your hand in dark holes and watch where you walk. Bears are fucking terrifying
>>74353209
Because we tamed our wilderness before building cities in it. The most wild creature I'm liable to see in my yard is a squirrel or maybe an opossum / raccoon looking to root through my garbage bins.
We don't have to worry about dropbears descending on us, or giant arm-severing crabs with insta-kill spiders hiding in ever nook.
>>74353209
You're forgetting that we have guns. Lots of guns.
>>74352031
>Hey guys look at me I'm a le epic contrarian xD
neck yourself, cunt.
>>74353209
I guess we're all most afraid of the things we don't know. Bears, like wasps, generally don't want to make any trouble with you, so you just don't invite them in.
Can't very easily shoot a spider, though. That shit will crawl on you and bite you in your sleep. Fuck spiders, to be perfectly honest.
>>74352031
>Make
>America
>Great
>Again
>>74352031
I can not only vote for Trump
But I can vote for him twice.
Feels good man.
>>74352031
>>74352031
We've already voted an idiot into office 8 years ago. Too bad Obama can't serve 5-6 terms. Whites are cucks, forever and always
>>74352031
Im so confused, not sure if its Ozzie shitposting or Ozzie being himself
>>74353582
In complete honesty, its a bit of both.
it really looks like he would be good and im pretty interested to see what he would do
and on the other hand, its the Australian way to shitpost and stir shit up
>>74352031
>>74352031
I do feel great that I voted for him and I will feel amazing when he takes the White House.
>>74354091
!!!JEW ALERT!!!
>>74352230
If he doesn't make the wall he will be a 1 termer and go down in history as a lying faggot. His ego won't let that happen
>>74354206
well hello there goy :^)
>>74354318
mazel tav
>>74354401
>>74354504
>tfw your suit will never have four buttons at the wrist
>>74353209
I know how you feel, I live in Florida and we have a lot of the same shit, but I'm way more scared of wolves and niggers than I am of crocodiles.
>>74354297
Congress won't let wall happen.
>>74354842
>Republican Congress won't let it happen.
They will if they want to be reelected
Iktf
>>74352136
But illegals don't have the right to vote.
>>74354775
South Florida here, i grew up swimming in lakes with small gators in them, theyre not a threat really, then i moved to an urban area, the niggers are definitely a threat
>>74356914
Thats where you're wrong... In multiple states in America they do, it's quite fucked up
Who else wants Trump to win just to see the resulting backlash?
People are already this mad at whatever he does. Just imagine the reaction if he actually wins. There'd be enough shit to laugh at for multiple lifetimes.
>>74357232
Damn, you guys are more cucked by Mexicans than Sweden by Muslims.
>>74357409
5 or so states are, but at least they're christians
>>74352031
You can be proud of your support through meme magic
Trump will change America and become Emperor for 33 years
>>74352136
Good luck voting for him when he turns to dust like all other ancient artifacts do.
>>74352136
God won't allow it.
>>74352031
God I hope I can vote him in for a third term as an independent.
Would be glorious. -the butthurt that is lol.
>>74352031
Thank you Aus bro
>tfw you get trudeau
>tfw no trump
>>74352031
Thanks based 'stralia. Things will look up for you guys, too.
