hey /pol/ literal dole-degenerate from Australia.
>25
>no job
>cennalinkz fug yee
>degenerate to society
>Australia is going to shit
>hate myself for cennalinkz gibme
>don't want this.
My beautiful country is being ruined and part of the blame. how do i get job fast/easy? i have no qualifications or any that shit. what's a good industry to look for work?
tldr; help me become a true blue Australian
>>74342118
Actually start looking for a job and not waste time here?
join the army
>>74342304
i am looking you cunt head
applying for Gov jobs later on as i hear that's good. but legit dunno what i should be applying for, but telesales is probs my number 1 application
>>74342366
I've actually heard joining the army for IT sorta shits alroight. i'd be shit for a lot of their jobs tho desu.
>>74342448
Here's the thing. If you're 25 and have never held down a job and have no qualifications you are basically unemployable in the private sector.
Every interview you ever walk into the first thing you will be asked is 'why haven't you been working anon?'
Now there are ways arounds this. You can fabricate a fake CV and get friends/uncles/aunts to pretend to be references. But there's always a risk you get caught doing this and then not only are you beyond fucked but you will likely face prosecution.
The thing about the military is that they will just take you. Make no mistake, it is a shit job to start with. Military training for every single position, commissioned or not, is an absolute bitch. I'd say there is a 75% chance you'd just drop out because you can't handle the transition from NEET lifestyle to the non-compromising discipline of the military.
That said, your opportunities in the military are basically unlimited and you can get training in basically anything. Who knows, in 6 years you could come out as a satellites expert.
>>74342448
>i'd be shit for a lot of their jobs tho desu
what i'd say to you is go along for their YOU day.
you just register online and then go in on the day and do a very easy apittude/iq test and based on your results they tell you what you can apply for
>>74342379
>but telesales is probs my number 1 application
don't do it man, if you think you hate yourself for being a dolebludger wait until you spend your day pissing people off begging for money.
>>74342690
is it rare for guys in mid 20's to join?
>>74342118
This is fuckin bullshit min
>>74342118
TAFE, ADF, SEEK, SUICIDE
>>74342936
it's above average for general entry but not uncommon
if you want motivation read the autobiography by Mark Donaldson. His life was a complete fuck up and he joined the army in his mid 20's and was basically able to channel all his resentment into achieving something. He went on to join the SAS and was awarded VC.
Obviously his is just one story but its a good read nonetheless.
The military will not accept a 25 year old with no job experience.
>>74342936
fuck nah, cunt
had a 35 year old Paramedic join when i was going through
>>74342794
don't want to sound like a dumb cunt, but i'f i'm in the army for 6 years or whatever, how do i make sure my job involves me never getting shot?
oh also, i've held down jobs before.
>maccas
>IT support work at a uni
>Administration/assistant work in an office
>warehouse storeman
finding the biggest hurdle right now is fucken every cunt wants me to have a car and valid license for fucks sake. my legs work fine.
>>74342880
good point. don't really want to feel like a beggar, i'll leave that for the melbournians
>>74343111
They wont accept 18 year olds with no job experience
>>74343111
I'm joining as a RAAF Officer and I wouldn't be surprised if they did t b h.
The main thing they are looking for is how interested/motivated you are and how well informed about the role you are.
if you can turn up on assessment day and prove that I don't think it will really matter. I've basically just studied since I finished high school and only worked casually and they didn't push me on it too much and my standard for entry is far higher than general entry.
>>74342118
I have lived and worked at remote roadhouse on the Nullarbor and up in the NT for several years now.
Pros: they will hire literally anyone because nobody wants to live this remote. I get housed and fed by my boss on site. I have little to no competition for my job. Easy to save money. Easy to get backpacker pussy.
Cons: I am literally in the middle of nowhere. Shit phone reception and internet. No real forward momentum in career terms.
>>74343119
Your issue is a license and a car?
same here cunt.
did you lose yours over some shit or what?
>>74343229
yeah, lost it till next year. not saying what cause cunts will know instantly if they know me IRL
>>74343229
yeah lost it till next year, not saying what for tho cause cunts IRL that know me will know instantly who i am
>>74343119
>how do i make sure my job involves me never getting shot
Honestly the only guys who are regularly in danger are the Special Forces guys and they're absolute madmen, it's very rare for infantrymen to get wounded. There's plenty of non-combat roles as well look up defence.gov.au but you'll have to learn to shoot a rifle, no way around it because no matter what job you join in whether it be pilot or cook you are first trained as a soldier
>i've held down jobs before.
then you'll have no issues whatsoever
>>74343301
>>74343334
there was no point to that revision mate
you crash it through a roundabout or something?
>>74343375
> you'll have to learn to shoot a rifle, no way around it
sounds good 90% likely ill sign up if theres no jobs comin my way
>>74343396
nah my fucken telstra is fucking my shit up. posts arent loading cause dodgy internet.
yeah but didn't lose it for the crash, lost it for being intoxicated and that's all i'm gonna say lol
stay on centerlink
listen to all these wagecucks talk about how youre completely unemployable
if theres not an immediate demand for labor why should you get off the dole fucking retarded
>>74343200
At 25? No chance. They need some kind of assurance your not going to drop out after basic training.
>>74343514
dont you have a town fire to put out, cunt?
fuck off back to your wank room, you fucking seppo.
>>74343536
this
how long did you work at those places, OP?
>>74343877
3 years is the longest i had one job.
i worked for about 5 years straight between 3 or 4 jobs
>>74343536
Yeah you're probably right.
>>74344059
you wont have an issue
>>74343536
what if I said soemthing like "in 4 months i wont even have a home so no where else to go"
>>74344245
telling any employer that you're about to be homeless is probably a bad idea. Just act normal, say you've done different kinds of work and are excited to start a career in the military.
>>74342118
If society refuses to give you a job, then society should pay for your welfare imo.
>>74344345
yes
>>74342118
You ring a labour hire mob like challenge recruitment. You offer yourself for work, give them resume fill out details. Ring them for work, you get work. Work hard enough, eventually you will get offered a permanate position at a job site.
It's how I am on 96k now in the same job for the past 12 years, took 3 years to go from casual laborhire to full time permanent of that company and being paid very well.
>>74344572
Nice one m8
What industry? Anything you had to study?
My pathway has been similar except that I doubt I'll ever pull +80k unless I leapfrog a few of my coworkers
>>74342118
I have the qualifications, I live near warehousing, yet I'm not employed, I've always thought my not having a lisence is a problem but it ain't that either.
Honestly mate, I don't think it's you if you live in a place like western sydney, we've got worse, if not much more worse higher rates then a few decades earlier. It's absolute shit. Doesn't help that these days it's easier to hire then train.
>>74345704
I think your written English skills are probably a big factor.
>we've got worse, if not much more worse higher rates then a few decades earlier
I'd probably throw out your resume, too.
I was like you. I used my free time on the dole to teach myself web dev. Now I make 16k a month running a porn piracy site.
You're on the internet faggot. You can literally make billions if you put some effort into it and have an IQ above 90
>>74342118
day labourer m8, just take a pack of winnie blues and a high vis shirt to the worksite and youre in the workforce
22 NEET here
They cut off my newstart for not attending an appointment and I'm shitting the bed
>>74345915
teach me your ways man
I've gotten like 4 different jobs in the last year. Finally in a permanent one, it's really not hard for me.
>>74346008
Codecademy.com
Wjunction.com
>>74342118
how the fuck do you get to age 25 with no job or qualifications? what work have you done before? maybe that will help with suggestions
>>74345704
And for a lot of people, being jobless is humiliating, it's also a straight ticket to becoming stir crazy. The funny thing is that it's a vicious cycle, I'd make a good bet the same people yelling at dole recipetents are the same managers throwing out resumes.
>>74346048
What's your appeal?
I bet you live in a good area or you've got references or some shit, not saying that in a bad way just being genuine. A lot of employers won't even bother if they see anything other then rich neighbourhoods.
>>74345871
I read over it, I can read and write well.
Besides my point is valid.
>>74346133
not him but I have social anxiety disorder and depression. I haven't really left the house in the past 4 years at all. I've tried applying for jobs and doing the shitty courses that the job services provide but none of them help.
>>74346136
Given you don't seem to understand the difference between a period and a comma, I doubt your resume reads well.
>>74346196
I also have very little desire to contribute to society due to being constantly shat on by the feminine education system and having a shit home life
Start your own business. Sell stuff on eBay and at weekend markets.
>>74345915
>porn piracy site.
how the fuck do you profit of piracy?
are you the admin of empornium?
>>74343080
ADF leads to suicide.
>>74346247
I'm guessing you are the same fella who was shitting on everyone in the last thread. I know why you decide to go around abusing others for not having jobs but I honestly just find you the epitomy of irony.
>>74346356
Don't even bother. Cushy upper middle class kid thinks he's entitled to an opinion because daddy got him a job.
>>74344572
How many hours do you work? Labourers do not make 95k
>>74346247
I honestly wouldn't be surprised in the least if I know you, do you look like a fat hipster?
>>74346306
step 1 is to stop blaming externalities on your problems
I get that this is easier said than done but it takes a revolution in your attitude and mentality to move forward.
Again, I totally understand it's easier said than done but unless this changes than your situation won't either. I've been in this situation when I was younger.
Find some books on motivation it will help you reevaulate your perspective
>>74342118
iPhone repair OP, its cheap together into and as soon as you get your first customers you can go into the repair business yourself. Also watch battery repair to add to that. Fuck getting a job, make a job!
>>74346498
Ok. But getting a job is like winning the lottery when you struggle to even leave the house.
>>74346356
I wasn't in the last thread. Just pointing out what that guy needs to work on. No use throwing a pity party about why you can't get a job when the reason is plainly obvious. English skills matter far more than people realise when it comes to job-hunting. A poorly written resume will get thrown out immediately, unless the employer is very desperate to fill the role.
>>74346136
>A lot of employers won't even bother if they see anything other then rich neighbourhoods.
uhh..I don't think employers care where you live as long as you can get to work.
Check out humans of Centrelink on Facebook for hints
>>74342690
>you will likely face prosecution.
A resume is not a legally binding contract. You can put anything on it with no repercussions. The worst that can happen to you for faking cc references and experience is you not getting the job.
Don't write about things you know nothing with certainty.
>>74344345
Shit mentality. I know the stats are bad and theres more unemployed people than there are jobs, but you cant look at it like that or you're fucked before you even start. You have to think about what you can do to make yourself attractive to employers. What value do you bring? What skills do you have? Look at it from the employers perspective, who you gonna hire: some cunt who thinks the world owes him a job, or the guy who is actively trying to better himself and demonstrate the value he brings to a business.
Its shitty to have to sell yourself to survive but thats life.
>>74342118
start working out and volunteering in your community then apply for the fire brigade intake for next year in february
>>74342936
Join the RAAF. Completely different environment to the army, better pay, better conditions, far less shitty exercises out field and you can get set up with a very lucrative trade.
>>74346074
thanks man, honestly. theres a lot of ways at least i think i can make a lot of money from this
>>74346630
getting a job is winning the lottery in general. Unfortunately the game is about who you know and not what you know.
When I said get some books I really mean just download them off torrents.
Your social anxiety and depression might just be feeding into itself and created by social isolation. Having friends and lots of social contact fixes this for the vast majority of people. I assume you've seen the doctor about this already and you've been given drugs. In some cases it's a biological problem but most of the time its a result of social isolation.
>>74346703
I'm no lawyer but that is literally fraud and just about every professional job I've ever applied for and advanced passed the initial screening has asked me to sign a document saying that everything that I have submitted is true and that IS a legally binding contract.
You will not get a job with a fake resume and not face legal consequences if caught.
>>74342690
You're mostly right but not on the army bit. The military is going to want the same fucking experience and skills that the private sector want.
OP, go door knocking on everything. Just keep trying anon
>>74346736
> or the guy who is actively trying to better himself and demonstrate the value he brings to a business.
Don't fucking kid yourself. People work for money. Not because they want to enter a higher echelon of productivity aside from some outliers. The way society portrays work as something other than a means to make is comical. It's a bullshit excuse and wishful thinking from a shit economy and an incompetent government.
>>74346630
Start watching motivational videos on youtube whenever you get the free time, read Elon Musk's autobiography, look into Steve Jobs' view on education and other things he's done (His interviews are great).
Please for the love of god find online communities full of people that aren't here. This place sucks you in and skullfucks you even further. You're a combination of the 5 people you spend the most time around, and if /pol/ is 4 of those you're getting fucked up.
Surround yourself with winners and you'll become a winner. I used to be in the situation you're in now, and everything changes once you look at life differently.
After you change your thinking, people with a similar attitude to you (Winners if you're actually open to winning, losers if you're not) will intrude into your life and begin surrounding you.
I understand you probably aren't taking my words with that much regard, but the first thing you need to do is change the way you think. Everything else follows.
>>74342118
Learn a trade. The fucks so hard about that? You're doing nothing anyway, just like most aussies. Though at least not everyone in your country is trying to become a pro sports player.
>>74346895
Unless your job involves security clearance or you fuck up in a way that loses the company money, I really doubt anyone is going to waste money or time when they could just fire you.
>>74346924
But thats what im talking about. Business is business, the sole purpose of it is to make money. If you can demonstrate that you are valuable to the company, you are worth more to them than someone who cannot.
>>74346924
>people work for money
No shit, and the more value you can bring to a business the more money they'll give in return.
It's why people go to University. They don't go for the learning, they go for the piece of paper that accompanies it.
>>74342118
https://youtu.be/ZeqSRHTYG58
Your whole life in one song.
>>74346936
If only you could have told this to the Jews in Auschwitz
>>74346654
My english isn't the problem, I've had interviews and most of them are the result of lying which is easily sniffed out. It leaves a simple but understandable reason for unemployment, people just don't want to train employees because it costs far less to just shove in one dude to fit multiple roles then train newbies. I'm not throwing a pity party, I just find it laughable when people spit at me for being unemployed when they're more then likely the reason I haven't got a job.
Besides that, I actually take effort to scrutinize and criticize my errors so I pick at my faults and improve. So you can't really say I haven't taken time to self-reflect, if there is anyone I look towards first it is myself.
My friend's brother is a complete autist who never had plans of working or moving out and was into his mid-20s before he finally got a job and within a year moved out and is happier than ever. Either study or go get a job. Just do something.
>>74346924
hey mate listen to this cunt;
>>74346936
he's absolutely fucking right. This online forum is basically a congregation of people in the same situation as you. It's going to only dig you deeper. I come in here mostly just to shitpost and troll but I have to disconnect once in awhile because this community is abso-fucking-lutely detached from the real world.
You need real world interaction. The best way of meeting people is taking up hobbies and then you'll come across people through that. Step 1 is getting off the internet
>>74347170
>I'm not throwing a pity party
>they're more then likely the reason I haven't got a job.
then train yourself dude, skill up.
>>74346895
We're talking about jobs here, not professional qualifications for positions of legal authority.
Unless you're dealing with the law, or enforcing government standards, no job will prosecute you for deceiving them. They'll just fire you.
Basically, write whatever you want on a resume If you're desperate for work.
>>74347240
>Implying
Doesn't make what I've said any less valid, there is an actual, statistical problem in western sydney. I'm right in the middle of an actual shit environment for employment.
I'm looking to do exactly that, I'd rather not be on the dole and if there were possibilities or oppurtunities I'd take them. It seems ridiculous that I can be ridiculed for this kind of shit when I'm actively looking to be employed.
>>74342118
A buncha ciggybutt brains you are, M8
>>74347188
I was mentally fucked up before I even had an internet connection in my house.
I come here because my real world experiences have led me to relate to people here more than I do with people on the outside.
I tried going to uni and I spent each class trying not to pass out. I go to the gym almost every day and go for a long walk on every other day. I'm in peak physical condition. I apply for shitty entry level jobs and never get a single reply. I have an IQ of 130 and have produced music that's been played on internet radio stations.
Don't give me the "motivation" shit. Yeah I really just need to get motivated so I can participate in some kind of monotonous task for a small amount of capital.
>>74347483
You're becoming defensive and throwing excuses everywhere. Do you want to get out of this situation or not?
>>74347170
I dont look down on you for being unemployed man I've been there myself. After only 3 months I lost all motivation and my ego was totally destroyed. I stopped looking after myself, I got fat, showered a couple times a week, the carpet of my room wasn't visible because of the amount of rubbish everywhere. I put myself into social isolation because I was too embarrassed. Once I got a job I changed very quickly into the better version of me. I've been you already.
You need to get off this community it is the septic tank of the internet, as bad as Reddit. Sign up to university to study a course and sign up for some hobbies. It will get you on your path to a qualification as well as meeting people. You're a ball of spikes right now and social interaction will wear them down and adjust you to become a normal person.
>>74347483
your attitude is pessimistic as fuck, you definitely have a motivational problem
>>74347558
I'm merely explaining my situation.
>>74347652
I'm not denying I have a motivational problem. Just that I have it for some real reasons that are harder to fix than watching some youtube videos and pulling myself up by my bootstraps.
I want to get better. It just frustrates me when people trivialize problems.
>>74347483
>I have an IQ of 130 and have produced music that's been played on internet radio stations
>>74347483
Where do you live mate?
>>74346692
It is a legitimate form of discrimination, don't forgot employers are human as well and tend to have bias, I don't blame them but I see why they'd deny some bloke live in shit area.
>>74347601
>I've been you
Mate, I've got a fine ego and I've got great motivation. I've done multiple courses in this year and I'm taking both a cert 4 and 3 if possible.
I'm not socially shy, infact I barely uhh or stutter, I look into people's eyes when I talk.
>Social interaction
Look, it might have helped you mate but I was raised in a single house, practically anyone who could have taught me trade is either dead or just absent from my life on their own white lies.
I know 4chan is shit, if not the whole internet is shit. I don't project that other people are the problem. I'm just making statements that my obstacles could easily be out of my control.
>>74342366
>join the army
This, i'm 20 in a similar position as you, i made the decision that if i don't have a job at the end of the year i'm going to join the military.
>>74342118
Do you have any facial hair, op? Shave that shit off. You won't get hired if you do.
Op if I were you I'd join the ADF, probably the navy since it's the best choice. Lie on your application about your work experience etc if you have to. It'll change your life. It's practically your best shot out of your situation.
>>74347823
>Just that I have it for some real reasons that are harder to fix than watching some youtube videos and pulling myself up by my bootstraps.
I nearly killed myself on pills at 12, only got stopped from jumping off a building at 14 because some random guy wanted me to help him lift something up an elevator, and I was hospitalized at 15 after jumping in front of a truck doing 75 km/h. I thought the exact fucking same, but all of that changed once I actually listened to people who have been huge successes.
You don't trust me sure, you believe that I'm full of bullshit and my life has been easy sure, but my advice will change your life if you actually take it.
I can't make you do it, but it's the damn best thing you could do at this moment in time.
>>74347868
As cringe as it seems my point is that there are probably (I have no idea) A lot of people like me on centrelink that aren't complete deadbeats that sit around drinking VB and smoking all day but have actually faced some pretty adverse life experiences and are legitimately trying just to gain some semblance of a normal life, but constantly get lumped in and shat on for being losers that just don't try as hard as they could. It's a dynamic and complex situation.
>all these people think joining the ADF is as simple as just joining
This isn't America. The ADF is EXTREMELY strict with who they take on FULL-TIME. You will get rejected for lack of life experience. This isn't the American military where they want as many goys as possible to put through the meat grinder.
If you're a NEET with no job experience or life experience you WILL get denied for full-time employment in the military.
>>74348212
The dole is goddamned awful, it is actually more of a problem in my life then a positive, it's a safety net but goddamned, I've done more for myself then any service provider or government program has done for me. I wish to be off the shit as soon as I can because christ, even though I'm a happy man centrelink is like a cancer lump.
>>74348301
Depends. I got in at 19 with no work experience. Granted this was just before the GFC. Depends what job you're going for. I met some real retards during my time in the ADF.
>>74348301
This is exactly right, the military is very, very picky.
Besides, it's actually more glorified then war because everyone praises it as this thing which changes you into a man. It does the exact opposite and there is an actual statistic that most PTSD suffers are a result of bootcamp rather then war. It isn't because they are sissies, it's because the army practically breaks you down and spits on you, and unless you want to suck big daddy government's dick you will hate it like hell.
>>74344572
This
Getting labour hire jobs is ridiculously easy and they pay alright. I'm so sick of faggots I know complaining about not being able to find work when they're really just too picky and don't wanna get their hands dirty.
Bad thing about labouring jobs is how unreliable they are though. You can work for a solid month with no worries and then they'll just stop calling you one day and you'll be back in the market again.
>>74343180
Yeah they like you to have a bit of life experience. Get a job, work for 6 months or so and come back and you'll be good.
>>74346903
>The military is going to want the same fucking experience and skills that the private sector want.
Not unless you're applying for a graduate role. I have zero experience with management positions and at my YOU session they still strongly encouraged I go for commissioned.
>>74348001
I'm going in next year after I finish my degree.
Spent 3.5 years doing a Bachelor of Arts with a major in Writing. Waste of fucking time but it's been a good learning experience and now I know who I want to be and who I don't want to be.
Either going into the army or navy as a rifleman or boatswain's mate. Good luck man, we're all gonna make Australia great again.
>people are unironically suggesting the military
YES! GOOD GOY!
@ OP
You can always do what I am doing. Goto Uni. You're 25+, which means you're mature age. You can get full-neet payments for attending university full time. You can even do it online.
I've got full study-bux guaranteed until November 2018 so long as I keep attending full time and passing my classes. Getting the same I use to get on NEET bux.
>>74348504
Do you know anyone who's actually in the army? I've got heaps of mates who went in and they all absolutely love it.
>>74348613
Bad idea goy. Go in as an officer if you have a degree. Also don't join the army, especially as a rifleman. It's awful. Go in as officer if you can, if not pick a job in the Air Force or navy. Do a LOT of research about what the job is actually like. Lots of them are shit and it's virtually impossible to transfer.
>>74348613
There's always that one faggot who comes into a thread of people saying they're dedicated and willing to do exactly what this >>74348212 fella was talking about.
>>74348811
My partner, besides that they've practically got a sheet saying if you're outspoken they'll essentially persecute you. You and your friends might be completely different people.
>>74342118
become a rent boy
>Over here some cunt talking about his nephew who just finished school and is making $70/h being a concreter/brickie
>>74342118
>how do i get job fast/easy?
Meth motherfucker. Oh right, I forgot you faggots have even made everything precursor and guns completely illegal. Carry on , at least try to stay white
>>74349071
Canada you can't even shitpost properly, we're not britian, guns are legal.
>>74348894
Are you a girl? If no, are you saying you have a girlfriend who's in the army?
Mate these labour hire places will take literally any cunt. If you'd seen some of the people I've worked with you'd understand. All you gotta do is turn up on time and do your job, it's not like they expect much from you.
>>74349138
>guns are legal.
Yeah, but you need character references from respected members of the community. You also need to go through a billion hoops and loops, and even then you're limited to what kind of guns you can actually own.
>>74349138
>we're not britian, guns are legal.
How many rounds can you fire off in a minute? Yeah, thats called nogunz and the kangaroo already killed you
>>74349215
>>74349237
No guns would be britian, they've literally got laws against knives now, australia has state-based laws and weapons restrictions differ to the states.
I'm not sure where you live, we've got more then a few gun clubs.
>>74349184
Are you retarded?
I'm willing and dedicated, being a workr isn't the problem. Not having a job is, I'd love to know where you live where jobs appear out of the ass. Not even being sarcastic there
>>74349364
Have you been on seek.com?
>>74349467
Yes. I'm frequently applying.
You still haven't answered my question, geography is a big matter in employment.
>>74342118
leave then somehow immigrate back in claiming to be a Syrian refugee
>>74349572
I'm from Canberra.
Granted, its probably easier to get a job in Canberra that west Sydney, but what I said about my friends from here complaining still applies.
>>74345922
can people legit do this?
I've heard about it but surely its bollocks
>>74349184
>Mate these labour hire places will take literally any cunt.
Yeah I've done that before, easy as fuck.
Can't do it any more because my arm is disfigured from a car accident
>>74349694
It is, labour hire don't give a fuck as they make money off you
>>74342118
Tradies Laborer. Cash in hand. Hard fucking work.
Good tradie will give you $1k for 5 days a week.
>>74349364
>I'm not sure where you live
Well I'm in Ontario (the gayest provence by far), and yeah we have to jump a fuckload of paperwork to get a handgun, but it's no worse than trying to get a driver's licence. That said it is still fucking retared and basically a gov tax/fee grab. If you want a nigger remover though, all you need to do is just pull up to the local canadiantire or wallymart and have 150$ on you.
>>74342118
c'mon cunt, the government has literally just released the budget which helps people like you and i. get a job at coles or Kmart mate, and work your way up. dont be stingy cunt and bludge because you arent getting some top white collar job. get off your fucking ass you lazy fuck
>>74349681
Well, at least you're honest.
If it were plausible I'd more then definitely move.
>>74349788
If you are speaking genuinely, then yes in comparison to canada we'd be noguns. But in comparison to the majority of europe we're pretty set.
>>74346692
In Adelaide the old-boys club is very, very real. You'll be asked about your schooling until you're in a nursing home.
>>74349884
...i should probably move then
>>74349812
Are you illiterate?
People this whole thread have been saying they'd take anything. It'd be ridiculous to even say people are being stingy or bludging.
>>74349996
tell that to the media and employers
>true blue aussie youth get demonized as dole bludgers
>migrants are praised as highly trained and cheep
...no matter, cronulla 2.0 soon.
>>74349996
If you've been on the dole you know how much it sucks, I was on it for 9 months.
>have to go to job centre every two weeks
>fill out paperwork, show them your 20 applications a month
>they do fuck all to help you find work
Only reason I was on the dole was because I can't do labouring due to injury (screwed up arm as previous post).
>>74343210
Tell me more.
quick question fellas
its not a good idea to put down your job experience on your resume where the job you've worked at is completely different in regards to the current job you're currently applying for, right?
ie. putting down retail experience on your resume when applying for a labour job
>>74349867
>If you are speaking genuinely,
They just ask for your gov issued photo ID, even for ammo (and BB's and pellets ffs). But as long as it is hunting season (almost always for something) Basically as long as you are not a criminal you're good to go
I'm 22. I worked full time from 17 to nearly 22. I haven't worked for about a year now. I had a mental breakdown and had to stop. Now I've gotten over it, I just don't seem to have the energy to start looking for a new job.
>>74350260
try being a young bloke with fuck all experience
>all these fucking minorities just GETTING work
i'm sure as fucking shit not the only one that's had enough, people are getting fucking pissed off.
if the 1% don't fix this shit quick we're gonna have riots
I've worked for 5 years as a professional in my field I have an honours degree in. It's petering out. There are no more jobs. Gen Y needs to stand up.
>>74342118
at least you're not 33 in the same position
>fml
This book changed my life.
>>74350497
>Gen Y needs to stand up.
OI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EY7lYRneHc
>>74350484
>if the 1% don't fix this shit quick we're gonna have riots
Now I see why you're unemployed
>taking socialist propaganda seriously
>>74350518
dumb frogposter
>>74350260
That is exactly why I dislike it.
I've done more for myself then them, it's really fucking ironic, the system is goddamned stupid. It is supposed to be a security net, instead it's used like a pay toll.
I hate the shit, I really don't like the dole.
Just wish I had some references or networks, today it's all about that. My situation is entirely shit when it comes to that.
>>74350416
If you're talking about stuff like .308 that's completely legal here as well, practically the same way of jumping through hoops.
>>74350408
Actually work ethic is good, they just don't want you to write an essay, just keep it short and simple.
>>74350518
That is fucked, m8
I'm glad I'm still a youngun
>>74342448
Join the airforce senpai, its fuckn easy
source: Cpl of 12 years working in stores
pretty comfy senpai
Bit of a meme but very useful. I've made purchases for retail cheaper than competitors were offering because of it.
>>74350439
what work did you do?
For the business minded.
>>74350570
kek, but canada's suffering from a lot of the problems Australia is
>>74350577
mate migrants and robots are taking all the fucking jobs
and the jews have done nothing to even try and fix the job market, they are just like LOL FUG IT LETS JUST MAKE IT WORSE IF WE GIBS DEM MONEY THEY BE HAPPY SALL GUD
>>74350677
I like his book on how to be happy. It more or less says stop worrying about the problems of the lower class and have your man-servant run you a bath
>>74350691
>commonwealth
we're all cucked by Britain
>and Britain is cucked by eu
if brexit doesn't go through we need to reconsider that union jack
>>74350643
Stocked shelves at Coles for a year and worked in a hospital doing admin work for the rest. Have also done part of a cert 2 in electrotechnology.
Requesting image of Aussie shitposter wishing for 9/11
I was on centrelink from 17-19. Literally best time of my life. Got money for going to uni, but never went. Clubbing every weekend, drinking with my boys any night of the week night just doing whatever the fuck we wanted.
House parties, drugs, random trips to the next city over just to go out.
During the day we would lift weights, cruise around, talk to girls on facebook and gather coins for cigarettes.
Literally will remember those days forever
>>74351070
I'd say something bad, but I think you've probably done enough damage to yourself.
>>74350691
>canada's suffering from a lot of the problems Australia is
Yup, and our version of chopper would be sitting in milhaven (max jail) just for making a video like that. We have all kinda freedoms, unitl some cunt complains. ei. my neighbour is a huge stormfag, flys a NAZI battle flag etc, but he's a nice guy, so nobody has sic'ed the SJW or gov on him, and he justs does his shit
>>74350408
If you've been working in retail for the past two years, put it down, otherwise the person reading your resume will assume you spent the time masturbating and watching anime. However, if you're 25, nobody gives a fuck about the time you stacked shelves when you were 15. As a general rule, put down your past three jobs or past three years of work history, whichever is longer. Keep it under three pages, two if it doesn't look shit.
Take this with a grain of salt, because I've only hired for white collar STEM positions.
>>74350518
me 2 bro
shit sucks
Off topic: Who is Sarah Hanson-Young?
>>74349715
>my arm is disfigured from a car accident
how badly?
>>74351853
Is she the chick who got done up the choof in the toilets at uni bar?
>>74351990
student politics are ruthless brah, anything to get ahead
>>74350952
Ever since I left my hospital job, it's been hard. It's more the mental side effects than anything. I was an admin, but when you work on the emergency front desk you see everything. I had two patients in the 4 years just die on me mid way through signing hospital papers. I ain't gonna elaborate any further.
>>74351853
The wife of a cuck.
>>74349884
I know people in Sydney like that who are mid-20s and their entire personality and life is based around the private school they graduated. Saddest cunts around desu.
>>74342118
I was on jobseekers for 8 months and the jobcentre was going to get me to work in poundland for nothing. So I applied for a fucking apprenticeship as a school caretaker because fuck slave labour I want to be paid at least. It's shit pay (only double jobseekers), near enough slavery, and the people there are cunts, but it's easy work and I'm no longer doledossing scum.
>>74352171
Lmao. Like you're a healthcare worker and not some scrub pushing papers. Don't pretend to have seen all this horrible shit and your jobs taking this big toll on you like you're an ambo or something. Really you're just a paper pusher.
>>74342118
>Be me
>17 wtf do I do with my life???..
...
>Join Navy @ 17 as an Electronics Technician
>6 years pass
>Cert IV Electrical Engineering
>Cert IV Leadership Development
>Certh IV Frontline Managment
>Cert III Electronics Engineering
>Electronics tradesman certificate.
Ask away cunts... its easy...
>>74352672
how many gallons of sump oil did they fit up your arse?
>>74350634
>>74350677
just read these
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/129784168866/the-persuasion-reading-list
aus/pol/ btfo
>>74353636
I agree, fuck the working class, noblesse oblige is a lie, let's all exploit fungible labour as hard as we possibly can.
Thanks, leftism, you've shown us all a better way.
>>74353636
>cheap ass company that wants to save money by hiring literal slave workers makes me shit
well sorry i live in a country with non 3rd world living standards lmoa
>>74344572
This scunt gets it. Started stores work over a decade ago, took opportunities to climb the ladder when they arose, jumped into sales and got headhunter for another role and pulled down $102k before tax last year.
Not hard to rise to the top, all your competition will be numpty fucking bogans and feelthy shitskins.
>>74353636
We're not really doing politics tonight retard, we're doing self improvement. You should look into it.
>>74353636
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-18/election-2016-peter-dutton-comments-illiterate-refugees/7425642
>>74348301
This, I was rejected for lack of life experience when I tried to join at 17 because I had a pony tail.
Now 5 years and a useless degree later I'm going to try again for officer entry. Ask me anything about my shitty experience which truly was horrible. They treated me unfairly as fuck on purpose because of how I looked.
>>74354215
Just give us the greentext
>>74354215
Given that they shave your head on entry, you should have expected that.
>>74352672
Mate I tried to get your exact gig, was a dumb fuck and revealed i had a kidney stone at 16. Had passed all the tests and was pretty much ready for the bus out of Aulbury only to get told that I was medically unfit for service for life.
>>74343200
>RAAF officer
you mean office bitch?
>>74354633
>working in an office is worsen than crawling in the mud
grunt logic
>>74352672
>Get cucked by a 21 year old with any degree
>>74352672
Hard work hardly works, there's a whole army of unemployed waiting outside the door that are willing to do your job for less pay.
>17 to 20 NEET scum
>at 20 joined the navy as a avaition tech
>got medically discharged half way through training due to stress fractures
>got a job at a pizza store delivering pizzas for the next 2 years
>quit that job and worked at Ayers rock for 6 months
>got sick of the fucking desert and moved to Brisabane to do shitty secuirty work for 2 years
>Just started a career in corrections in Melbourne
>exciting job with good pay and career advancement
>i have plans on joining the AFP someday
There was a time there where I didn't think i would have any form of career or future but things now seem to be falling into place, chin up anon keep trying, you will get there.
Although im still a 26 year old hkv
>>74354317
>>74354390
>17
>Want to fight in war
>Put down infantry as my first choice
>Show up for assessment
>Was the first person there for my time slot
>Wait hours to see the doctor for my medical
>Medical goes easy doctor passes me on everything says I'm fit as fuck
>Wait more hours to see the psyche
>Psyche comes out
>She's some old lady in her 50s or some shit
>The guy at the front desk goes off at her saying I've been waiting all day and I still have to see the recruitment officer and she's taking too long to see me
>I'm the last person to see the psyche
>They fucked up my application said I was going for reserves when I wasn't
>Had to go see some guy he fixes up my application
>He starts saying I should have cut my hair for the interview
>Tell him I'd cut it if I get in they give me a haircut anyway and I spent 2 years growing it out I'm not going to cut it just for an interview with no guarntee I'll get in
>He goes off at me for talking back
>Go off at him back because I'm not in the military yet and he can't give me orders or yell at me about my hair without paying me first
>Get sent back to the psyche angry as fuck about that guy
>She starts giving me shit about how I don't play football or do team sports
>Tell her no but that I've done boxing and kickboxing for years
>She says some shit about guys farting in barracks and if I'd be ok with that
>What the fuck cunt
>I ask her how any of this shit is relevant
>She says I need to be extroverted and introverts aren't allowed in the military
>Tell her that's total bullshit
>We start arguing and she says I'd end up in military prison for insubordination
>Calls me hostile, aggressive and a smart ass
>Not enough life experience come back later
>As I walk out there's a 4'11 bimbo flirting with one of the soldiers there
>Mfw she probably got in but I didn't
>>74345915
>Now I make 16k a month running a porn piracy site.
That's interesting
[spoiler]I'm a programmer and want in. What info can you reveal about yourself that wouldn't compromise you?[/spoiler]
>>74348212
With being a bitch or kill yourself. I say this with love. Don't give me the "troubled past" shit, or at least don't factor it into decisions. Do what you can, and if you fail, you can keep your dignity. Dignity, unlike honor and money, can't be taken away form you. It's something you loose.
>>74348677
It is a good economic choice depending on the job, gets you fit, and can give you a trade in 18 months. People will join anyway, so why not benefit from it? It's not like the kikes will be manipulating our military int he near future. I doubt our government is even that kike infested.
>>74353636
Or maybe they undercut the value of that labor, which is literally the only problem, and why most poeple don't have a job with skilled immigration.
Literally every comedian that tries to speak out on social issues is really fucking wrong, all the time. They think they are fucking clever as well. Comedy is a fucking liberal circlejerk nowadays. Jim Jefferies for example, will blatantly say something, without spin, that the liberals agree with,add an accent, a swear, and they piss themselves.
>>74352672
I truly value not letting employers exploit the fuck out of people by making them feel they have to volunteer for shit they aren't getting payed for.
>>74355511
Exactly what I'm saying. This is exactly the kind off bullshit shilling for employers that should fuck off. I'm proud to be an entitled cunt.
>>74357452
>It's not like the kikes will be manipulating our military int he near future. I doubt our government is even that kike infested.
Holy shit, you're right! It's probably nothing
>>74358212
>what do you mean you wont come in to work for 2 hours just because its Sunday?
>I gave you an hours notice!
>Well I guess I can get Omar to cover your shift
>HE'S always available when we need him and he doesn't cost us as much as you
>>74357643
That and they tend to blow up.
Good the more tax dollars you're sponging, the less they can give to shitskins with 10 kids.
