>show vagina
>if people don't consider it art, call them sexist
>>74340093
If I whip out my dick and start jacking it with a jaded look on my face is it sexual harassment or a sexual post-post-modernistic ironic social commentary about my rights as a privileged man
Perfectly positioned for a hearty kick.
Fuck women.
>>74340182
Only one way to find out, anon.
>>74340093
> mfw after showing vagina there almost nothing left to show
>>74340461
HOW CAN HUMANS EVEN COMPETE?
>>74340093
Is that what they look like?
Fucking disgusting desu senpai
>>74340093
At least make pube art
That would pass in my book if your pube shave art looked good
But instead she thinks a failure of a social statement counts as art. Which it isn't.
>>74340329
I was thinking a paintball marker. Imagine that, the crack of CO2 being expelled from the barrel followed by her screams as she claws at her paint-covered and bleeding clitoris.
Call it art.
>>74340461
are those condoms on dildos?
>>74340093
Never break eye contact.
>>74340637
you have to keep them clean
>>74340093
Modern art is a joke
>>74340093
Well, it's fucking lazy, that's for sure, but I guess modern art is beyond effort, skills, standards and shit.
>>74340701
They're dildos, just wash them surely
>>74340655
you again? Top kek.
>>74340093
>>74340093
holy fuck OP, is this a bit too cerebral for you.
god /pol/ if full of lowbrow dullards who don't understand the artistic statement
>>74340093
That's how I came to despise/disregard 90% of artistic media that aren't based almost entirely on technical skill alone
>>74340182
profound
Where are the muslims when we need them?
>>74340771
>it's your dick just wash it surely
>>74340838
>>74340655
>>74340461
>>74340461
thank you merchant
>>74340093
>Hating on modern art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sfr0sW3hLU
>plebs
The world 'art' has become so corrupted it has lost all meaning.
The word 'art' has become so corrupted it has lost all meaning.
>>74341060
Based Cr1tikal
>>74340655
>>74340461
How do you post these without getting banned! I post a couple of victorian era gay porn pictures and I'm banned for a week
>>74340771
Depending on the material they are made of (basically, any dildo not made of glass, but especially the flexible, rubberish kind), the dildo acts as a spunge for all manner of filth.
Just washing them only goes so far.
>>74340629
Never change New Z. Never change.
>>74340811
Here's your (You).
>>74341359
faggot
>>74341485
I got asked to I only like straight stuff
>>74340093
>climb freeway overpass
>wave cock at oncoming traffic
>if people don't consider it art, call them sexist
>>74341975
Modern art documentary here we come!
>>74341359
> How do you post these without getting banned!
because he is jewish
>>74342162
>come down from there jerry
>no
>jerry please
>go away i'm doing art
Sheela na gig.
Nothing is new.
>>74340093
No talent, no skill, only pussy privilege.
>>74340182
really makes you think....
>>74342501
Hahah some high energy art
>>74342501
kek'd.
>>74344053
dear semite, stop posting degenerate media.
>>74340838
True art.....
>>74340182
>>74344053
>that fucking merchant watermark
top kek
>>74344623
>tfw didn't notice it until pointed out
And it's even on all 4 of them.
>>74344053
I'm interested, post some of the best stuff you got, so I can look it up for some professional review purposes.
>>74341567
Typical leaf excuse
>>74340093
>>74341359
It has everything to do with context. Post Simply porn without trying to discuss topic/politics in general and its against the rules.
/pol/ is nsfw board so porn as it self isn't against the rules.
>>74345872
quite disturbing
>>74345999
You should hear it with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnbxO7P7Xnk
>>74345739
I don't think that is how you ride a bike
>>74345739
>watermark
>>74346045
Why are these "people" such freaks?
>>74346174
Melbourne
>>74340093
>sitting on floor
>the dirty, dirty floor
>bare feet
>bare ass
>on that dirty fucking floor
>full pube forest around her gaping cunt
>and she's probably a kike to boot
ew
>>74340093
She's hot. I love hairy vaginas.
>>74340182
>>74346264
I am sorry
>>74340093
That pussy is somehow more hairy than my ass and I'm a 20-something male.
>>74346174
>Why are these "people" such freaks?
https://u.teknik.io/cSXYi.webm
>>74346823
Link does not work
>>74340182
that's it, I am a #CruzMissile now
>>74340093
> whip out dick
> join for a surprise art collaboration performance
weird how you dont see men doing stuff like this
DUDE
ART
LMAO
>>74346978
Oy vey not the shower pls
>>74340093
this cant be hygenic
>>74345872
>>74346045
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
This is the first thing in years that has genuinely disturbed me.
>>74347088
she sculpture of man jacking off on his face is pretty impressive imo. It's not "crude", it very plastic and dramatic.
>>74340093
She is flashing it in front of 'the mouth of the world' a famous 19thC painting.
>>74345872
>this thing
Haha you got me before but not this time!
>>74344053
Fucking Jew
>>74345872
What the fuck, this is some biblical black magic shit.
>>74340811
The statement is related to the former-notoriety of 'The Origin of the World' behind her.
more generally
>do something pretentious
>if people don't consider it art, call them plebs/peasants
>>74340093
Wtf is Maud Lebowski doing? Your art is described as vaginal, we get it.
What aboot this performance art eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
>>74345872
Who the fuck sponsor this thing.
>>74340093
I'm not even going to read this fucking thread (quick reply and driving), I'll just take a wild guess and blame the jew. Someone prove me wrong
>>74340182
zing
>>74347940
You dont prove an axiom wrong
>>74347883
They're used by the local government to steal money. Art nowadays is a massive money laundering or Embezzlement scam
>>74348109
Hey I work for Amdocs. Pays me well. Should I up my skills and come to your place to work and would that give any chance to make hot Israeli gfs?
>>74348143
Are their not any right wingers in that place. My country has RSS which would have killed if someone made this degenerate art.
>>74340093
Yo, nasty tuna hoe, put on some pants.
I could almost smell that garlic fish aroma that could level to coma.
>>74348191
Why are indians always so thirsty?
>>74346045
If you were tripping holy shit
Bad news bears
>>74345739
>>74348109
Just acting, don't fall for goy tricks.
>>74340093
>mfw a woman literally didn't have to do or build anything to "create" "art"
>mfw all a woman had to do was be born in order to obtain validation
>>74348338
Because your fucking culture has made our women disgusting feminist. Its fucking top 10% men for them.
>>74348109
>We had nothing to do with this goyim
Thank You best jew, my next 9 hours serving you will be my pleasure
>>74340093
>>74340182
The video if anyone is interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u_VQVggXt4
>>74347088
TOP KEK
>>74340093
whip it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVtph48Fqc
>>74340093
I would bring my putter in there and try to sink one.
>>74347088
>The more autistic you are, the more your art sells.
PROVE ME WRONG
>>74340629
Thanks for the visual.
>>74348593
It's totally wrong.
The more famous you are and the best buyers you have, more cash you will have. Sometimes it happens that they simply want to find an unknown artist and buy shitton of money for something, but that's rare.
>picture related 82 million dollar painting
>>74348806
>>74348934
>>74348945
>>74340093
What is wrong with these people?
>>74340182
No, it's just Finland
>>74340762
>effort, skills, standards
Those are White, Patriarchal, systems of oppression.
>>74349034
They want to be first at something and being recognized as first at something in art can mean millions of dollars, but such unicorns are rare. How is she going to prove she was first at spreading vagina for art?
Join the /pol/ chat https://join.skype.com/zMpvirmynJGC
A home away from home
>>74349034
This is how women earn money
Do no work get money
Like anita sarkeesian
>>74349034
I guess she's trying to show us that a painting of a vagina can be displayed in a museum, but showing a real vagina is still taboo. Really makes you think!
>>74348450
Yes, our culture is what's causing them disgust
>>74345872
jesus christ what the fuck
>>74349014
It's funny that the support for the abstract nonsense art was part of a CIA program.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html
What's even more funny is that people will still defend it today with the marxist "art can be anything" relativist philosophy.
Like Scruton said: "A writer who says that there are no truths, or that all truth is 'merely relative,' is asking you not to believe him. So don't."
>>74341060
>type in "meat steamroller"
>second result is ultimate muscle roller legend
Whoa, that takes me back
>>74349253
Why did CIA support "ex" commie artists
>>74348806
>The more famous you are and the best buyers you have, more cash you will have. Sometimes it happens that they simply want to find an unknown artist and buy shitton of money for something, but that's rare.
Modern art was a CIA project, but contemporary art is just a scam, friendo.
The artists that "hit" do so because of the connections they get.
Investor finds artist, invests in artist, calls his art connections to hype artist, suddenly his investments are worth many times more, this is all based on speculation driven by a propaganda machine you can control if you're connected in the art world.
Perfect jewish scam.
>>74340093
this is really gross, she should just ride the bull and get it over with
>>74349400
same reason we recruited nazi scientists
to further our own goals and agendas
>>74349409
>Perfect jewish scam.
people only like Van Gogh to promote tourism, nobody actually likes that bullshit
>>74349409
This is at $25,883,750 currently, make sure you jump in on the deal if you don't want it to be sold to somebody else.
>>74349501
But did it not further commie agenda? Is this not the subversion of USA.
>>74349034
Cultural Marxism is a mental disorder
>>74348507
was it playing ave maria on the presentation? thats simbolical. I find it funny that everyone got pissed about that. Its just artist trolling in my oppinion.
It's not different to us shitposting all days and calling it magic
>>74342501
>where's my precious?
>>74340093
Private space, if the owners allowed her to do it tough luck.
>>74340182
Finland graduates banter.
>>74349630
same reason we are flooding you with 3rd worlders
to take in the best from europe as they flee
>>74345872
>>74349536
>people only like Van Gogh to promote tourism, nobody actually likes that bullshit
You're partly right actually.
But if you were trying to make some kind of point that contemporary art is consumer driven you're fucking delusional. Van Gogh is a name even plebs know. Contemporary artists aren't known outside the art circle and it's all the same bullshit no-talent ape smearings because talent is irrelevant to the money making scheme, and in fact a detriment.. since art with talent is something people feel they can judge and it takes time to produce as well.
Just smear some paint on a vagina and sit on paper. Presto! We got a million dollar masterpiece.
Pussy hair is the most disgusting thing after armpit hair and leg hair
i know, he is a jew. but he is the funniest jew on youtube,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7ez-gIt08I
MFW it was sold for : 10 mil.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/111913567870
>>74349630
huh? Read the article
basically it says goal was to present this "liberated and unrestrained" in an attempt to make commies look at their own art as being restrained and all propaganda.
So is she asking for it?
>>74340093
This is what happens when you horny faggots put the pussy on a pedestal
>>74349804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7Ge7Sogrk
>>74349901
liberated and unrestrained art* I meant to type
>>74340093
i don't see art.. i see a blank canvas waiting to feel the tickle of my brush. i would paint the shit out of that canvas.
>>74349957
>open video thinking its just going to be random splatters
>IT STARTS PAINTING A FUCKING ELEPHANT
>>74348934
>>74348945
These guys are jokes. Their entire Instagram feed is garbage art like this. There's nothing "epiphany" tier or on the brink of innovation about it. It's literally just 2 over-sexualized, horny twins replicating cocks getting sucked, tits, etc. I just don't get it
>>74348507
Et merde it's from my country. She's the origin, creator of sperm and she wants you to recognize her.
>>74340093
we've got bush
She should shave
>>74349804
So are people starting to acknowledge modern art is just a money laundering scheme
I mean it isn't personal collectors going to auctions and buying this shit. It's always banks, trusts, foundations, NGOs, etc.
>>74349957
that is fucking amazing
>>74349957
i usually don't reply to the same post twice but i really want to drive this home
i think this is the most incredible video I've ever seen
>>74340182
It actually makes sense.
>>74340329
You came out of one, and not too well from what i read
The merchant art dealers prefer shit because they have more power over its value and the artist has less power and the art has less inherent value so they are reliant on the dealer/critic to imbue it with value giving the dealer wealth and power.
It's a jew trick seriously, they did this on purpose.
>>74340093
if at least it was a nice pussy.
>>74340811
If the masses could understand it, it wouldn't be art, Reginald!
>>74349957
what the fuck
>>74350085
their trained but still impressive
>>74347813
The most excruciating part was waiting for her to get the fucking can open. Jesus Christ.
>>74350432
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/elephantpainting.asp
>>74349077
>This land will never be used to grow food again! Mua ha ha ha ha!
>>74349014
I actually think top right looks good here desu...
>>74349957
https://youtu.be/CIQp31Oyn70?t=2186
>Jews are most dangerous when permitted to meddle in a people's culture, religion, and art, and pronounce their insolent judgement on them.
>The concept of beauty of Nordic man is incomprehensible to the Jew by nature, and will always remain so.
>For the purity and neatness of the German concept of art, the Jew, without roots of his own, has no feeling.
>What he calls art must gratify his deteriorating nerves. The stench of disease must pervade it. It must be unnatural, grotesque, perverse, or pathological.
>These feverish fantasies of hopelessly sick minds were once extolled by Jewish art critics of German public life as high artistic expressions.
>Today it seems incredible that such pictures were once bought by nearly all our galleries, but Jewish art dealers and critic praised them as the only real modern art.
>German cultural life was niggerized and bastardized. Painting, architecture, literature, and music suffered as well.
>For more than a decade, Jews wielded their profane power. As art dealers, music publishers, editors and critics, they decided what would be called art and culture in Germany.
>>74350589
Elephants are closer to humans in terms of intelligence and behavior than any other animal, including chimps and pigs.
Check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glf-QLshHuM
>>74349957
>mfw an elephant does art better than you
>>74349957
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/why-making-an-elephant-paint-is-cruel-not-cute/
they are trained to paint dummy
>>74340093
Hitler tried to warn us.
>>74349014
I actually love post moderen art but Jackson pollock and others were funded by the CIA. There were so many young men after the baby boom the govt feared instability, so they channeled their energies into an interest in art and music. Supposedly the Kremlin was also funding ugly postmodern art too, to bring uglyness to western culture. Pretty interesting stuff.
>>74351342
Imagine if we had a parallel species of "human" like creatures evolved from elephants
>>74351037
I just think it's disgusting that Jackson Pollack got rich and famous for making paintings that literally ANYBODY could make, paintings that require zero skill or talent or technique.
I mean it's an old joke, "My kid could make that," but it's REALLY, REALLY true! A kid COULD paint a Jackson Pollack.
In fact, the only reason kids DON'T paint Jackson Pollacks is because their parents would yell at them for wasting paint and making a mess.
It honestly makes me ill, actually physically sick with anger and disgust. It's the elevation of the meaningless to the sublime. It's blasphemy. It's literally contagious mental illness.
>>74344053
What's wrong with her're nipples?
>>74340389
It's ironic isn't it
>Women become "free"
>Pussy becomes a surplus to insane levels
>Sex is the only thing women have to offer society since they can't properly function in really anything else
>Women start showing themselves off naked and fucking every duck they can get their hands on eliminating the only thing that gave them any kind of value
Like pottery
>>74351692
Absolutely untrue. Pollacks has a level of mastery that is clearly apparent. Ive never mistaken a copycat for a pollack in my life. You just dont know what you are looking at.
>>74342886
underrated
Question lads
When these degenerate talentless hacks sell their shit for millions, do they then pull their heads out of their asses and laugh all the way to the bank before turning back into a normal, sane human?
>>74351443
So are humans.
/pol/ discussing art is always good for a chuckle. it takes a special kind of smug arrogance to completely dismiss the creative output of someone, while having no related training or education or practice yourself. it's always strange with art - that unqualified people are always the most vocal about it. ironically, it's a very jewish trait.
>>74351468
That is just damning.
>>74340093
>>74349708
>we
Europe is the one that wanted Gadaffi dead, we just made the stipulation that we didn't care as long as we got the pull the trigger
Now fuck off and stop pretending europistan didn't do this to itself
>>74348450
Fucking hell India, women in your fucking country can't walk the streets without getting raped. Your country genuinely needs feminism to raise them from being second class citizens. Are they even allowed to leave the kitchen over there?
>>74350452
10/10 banter
>>74349957
>Tfw elephants can paint better than you even after you've had 4 years of art classes back in school
>>74348450
No you silly cunt it's your culture that means you can't get laid. Go and get married to a fucking fourteen year old you mudskin degenerate
>>74351502
It wasn't even about bringing ugliness to the West, ugliness has always existed everywhere, there's no need to export it or import it for that matter.
It was more. It was about devaluing beauty. Making beauty meaningless. Castigating the sublime and elevating mediocrity.
It was about literally turning the culture into cancer. A spreading tumor of degenerate cells who can only reproduce themselves endlessly, that's why all these modern artists' work is always so derivative of itself, every piece they create is another expansion on the same theme, a theme of psychosis, of profound mental disease and inability to interface with reality or anything that isn't purely subjective and, as their own term implies, "abstract."
As if anything that was truly abstract could or should be recreated as mere artistic expression.
Painting the abstract, the very concept of a human recreating an abstract idea, is basically a way of dethroning God and putting oneself in His place.
Abstract art is the most primal, sub-lingual expression of atheism. That's what it is, that's ALL it is, all it ever was, and all it will ever be.
>>74349409
THE ARTISTS MATTER AS MUCH AS KANYE WEST
THE ART DEALERS MATTER, LIKE THE PRODUCERS
>>74340093
Id tell her that her art is trash, and that I've seen better.
>>74348450
>Someone else's culture is the reason everyone finds curry manlets gross
lmao
>>74340093
>>74347053
Under appreciated bant.
>>74351852
I can tell the difference between static on one channel and static on another, that doesn't make the static on either channel "art."
I know what I'm looking at, it's static. And you don't impress me much by claiming to see a hidden, deeper meaning in the chaotic randomness.
>I've never mistaken a copycat for a pollack in my life.
I've never mistaken a Pollack for talent in my life. Get on my level.
Did you use the term "mastery" to describe his fucking paint dripping technique? He drizzles the paint masterfully? You actually said this?
Lolzercats @ that shit.
>>74351037
Why? It's literally paint gook in camo
>>74348450
Why can't Indians ever take responsibility for themselves?
>>74340093
>tfw i'm going to art school this september
>tfw i have to deal with fucks like this
>im looking forward to making lefty heads explode in humanities classes
inb4: useless degree, or whetever
>>74352757
I totally disagree. Exploring abstract ideas is different than taking credit for them. Seeking perfection is not claiming perfection. In fact the futility of trying only helps to bring one closer to god. Abstract art can be quite beautiful or quite ugly but its never perfect. If anything it is nothing but a perfect refutation of atheism.
Jesus, buddha and the gnostic religions all urge one to strive towards god. Im gonna hafta side with those guys on this issue.
>>74340182
>>74340182
...deep
>>74345739
>No brakes
That's just irresponsible.
>>74340182
first pussy best pussy
>>74351766
>like pottery
>>74353891
You know, I just want to say one more thing and then I'll fuck off:
I don't have a problem with Jackson Pollack. I don't care if he spills lakes of paint on acres of canvas, it's his paint, his canvas, his floor, he can do what he wants.
Nor do I have a problem with anybody who really enjoys looking at it for whatever reason. It's your life, waste it looking at whatever you want.
The only problem I have is that Pollack paintings sell for ungodly amounts of money (usually taxpayer's money, no less) while artists who have more talent and skill and vision labor in obscurity and poverty.
It's like this, I'm not against the Special Olympics. I'm not even necessarily against letting Special Olympians compete in the real Olympics.
But when the retard comes in last place and you still give them the gold medal, and say they've completely redefined running, that to me is nothing short of blaspheme.
>>74340093
>modern """"""art""""""
not even once
>>74340093
hmm,if modern ”art” sucks so much,what does /pol/ think of brancusi?
pic related
I love art too
>>74354294
>Exploring abstract ideas is different than taking credit for them.
I give you all the credit in the world. That's a really good argument.
All the way up until he puts his signature on the bottom corner of the painting.
Your post is real art, and it's better than any possible configuration of paint splatters.
>>74340182
My Jesus, will you ejaculate on her art exhibit when it's time?
>>74347748
Only in Perth
>A lil bit of the nasty nasty jouice
>>74355029
>>74347790
ze marmot believes in nussing
>>74340093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhImZbroIg
>>74354970
muh dick
>>74340728
Can it really even be called art at this point?
>make art
>it's worthless
>some guy makes the same art you did
>gets 100K for it
At least I like vaginas.
>>74354970
How the fuck can heteros enjoy this thing?
>this is art
>>74355394
>>74355394
>>74355467
>>74340182
>>74355469
me on the left
>>74355467
>>74355469
>mfw
>>74355394
That bitch is retarded. Slips don't go under pants.
>>74355385
As a hetro i dont know either
t virgin hemito
>no spaghetti-Os
Not art
>>74354936
Fabrication is not sculpture.
>>74341060
>modern art
>art
>>74354486
First poo best poo
>>74340093
>Adrian
>>74355385
it's like a hole you can put your dick in and baby comes out instead of shit and aids
>>74355688
>>74347088
I finally understand.
>>74340182
Modern Art has got to be the biggest money making and laundering scam ever invented
>>74351468
God damn Hitler was a great artist.
>>74355766
But it looks like an open wound, literally like a wound that for some reason didn't close.
>shit
enemas exist since ancient egypt
>aids
don't be a degenerate slut
>>74340093
Id just walk up and say really loud, "NICE PUSSY"
and just be a general pig about it.
>>74345872
>anus detaches and walks freely at the end
Holyshit
Guys please rate my modern art
>>74348507
Interior Semiotics was a lot more original and entertaining.
>>74340093
If the musseum is privatized with no governmental funding. If it's locked away behind a prohibition for minors. If it aren't advertized in schools as one of these degenerate art programs and if it aren't in the public commercial space, then by all means go flap around your traitorous pulled pork vagina. Sadly I just know it just doesn't live up to any of these demands.
