>almost 300 years
>usa still hasn't won a war against canada
lol fucking fags
Why would we fight the 51st state?
>>74321565
The 51st state is mexico, we want nothing to do with hipster traitors.
Are you so eager to be destroyed, leaf?
But Canda lost two wars to muzzies and chinks
>>74321479
If we fight you, you win.
>Canada
Who?
Nobody cares.
mfw
>>74321608
Wrong, 51st state is Liberia, 52nd is Puerto Rico, and Ontario is the 53rd. The rest of Canada is independent, but only because Momma Britain let you
all this yankee butthurt, keep crying bitch niggers
>>74321479
Has Canada won any wars, at all? Fuckers are leeching off of us in NATO. /thread
>>74321479
We never fought with canada, we fought britain in 1812. Fuck off leaf, youll never shitpost like australia.
>>74321479
you can't beat us. if you kill us, we win
>>74321479
>>74321479
Why kick a bed full of sugar ants?
literally what
you bend over for whatever we want. we don't need a war.
>>74321749
>51st state is Liberia
Pls no
>>74321749
>>74321825
>>74321888
http://mentalfloss.com/article/60380/4-times-us-invaded-canada
>>74321479
Why would we attack one of the greatest countries on the planet? Real-fucking-talk, we Americans and Canadians can measure dicks all we want at the end of the day we should be getting eachothers backs.
That's because Canada is a US colony, along with EU.
>>74321871
>people still think he actually said this
>>74321663
TOP KEK
>>74322201
Fuck that, rejoin the empire or die faggot.
>>74321479
Because it's not fair to beat up the retarded kid.
Friendly reminder
Just like the US did not win the French Indian war you did not burn down the white house
>>74322598
>canada was part of the british empire until 1986
>americans still convince themselves we didn't rape their ass
>>74322062
>Mental floss
Literally John Green's attempt at Buzzfeed. Try harder, kiddo. Maybe come up with a legitimate source and not one that's liberal, pseudo-intellectual trivia bullshit.
>>74321479
Maplelol
all you ever did was take a fucking hill in WW1, then it got taken back. meme country.
>>74321479
there hasnt been one canada vs usa
>>74321479
>Burned down York
>Every maplenigger in the city died begging for their lives before being skewered on American bayonets
>Canadian militias slaughtered left and right
>British show up and win some minor battles, burn down an abandoned city, get hit by a tornado midway through
>Get slaughtered like dogs by Andrew Jackson
I want you to remember that every person who died screaming and crying in York went unavenged. We butchered a city full of your countrymen like pigs, and not only did you never win a single battle against us without the British doing the fighting, you never even got the proxy-revenge of seeing them butcher a city in return.
We slaughtered you like animals. There are still Canadian scrotums that were made into tobacco pouches on display in some museums. We butchered you. You got nothing in return. Your people died in the thousands so that the English could press-gang half a dozen sailors. Great work, syrupcoon.
>>74321663
underrated post
>>74322776
>America was part of the british empire until 1776
>France still convince themselves that we didn't rape their ass
>>74322598
The primary battlefields were upper and lower Canada, I didn't but my ancestors did irregardless Americans don't understand the commonwealth shares a common history
>>74321565
This
>>74322241
oh he didn't? us americans need to get smarter
>>74323201
>commonwealth shares a common history
By that logic then the Romans fought in WW2. Just face it you niggers where not around in 1812
>>74321479
It's better to lose to a maple leaf than the sandniggers
>>74323201
I'm no grammar Nazi but
>irregardless
You always apologise and send syrup. Why do we need to "win"?
>>74321663
kek
ITT: people falling for kindergarten level bait
check yourselves.
>>74321663
Lol syrup/10
>>74321479
>almost 300 years
>his country still takes credit of the British soldiers
>He likes to claim Canada beat America as in its current 50 states form
>>74322598
you didn't win your war of independence either, that was the french
>>74323005
>massacre
>citation needed.
>>74321479
I swear to god every low-quality brain dead motherfucking shitpost is vomited out by a goddamn leaf.
I know not all of you faggots are that bad but fuggin hell
>>74321479
Warring with your vassal state im confused.
>>74322598
>implying Upper Canada and Lower Canada never existed
>>74323005
>he thinks I care about toronto
>>74321479
burgerclaps on suicide watch
>>74323623
Never seen american posters deny that without the french we would have no chance of gaining Independence
>>74323043
>Canadian brand beer on desktop
triggered. I've never heard of anyone drinking that garbage except for literal homeless alcoholics
>>74321479
Hey wow now, remember you're a shit tier country
>>74323718
Ya and battles in 1812 were fought on British soil aswell it does not change that fact that all of that was French or British soil during the war,
>>74321479
Any time you feel like it leaf.
>>74323990
>"you're a shit tier country"
>guatemala
>>74321479
you guys don't have anything we want
>>74322062
>confusing Canada the geographical region with Canada the """"""""""""""""""""""independent"""" """""country"""""
>>74324152
Tell that to california. North america is a pile of capitalism shit
>>74324126
Goes to show how shitty Canada is that even Guatemala feels like they can banter you.
>>74324337
Meh could be worse at least we have our guns
>>74324337
>a steaming pile of shit calling others a pile of shit
kek
>>74324337
You're part of North America you Banana Recucklic guttersnipe.
Daily reminder the Canadian Forces tweeted this today:
https://twitter.com/CanadianForces/status/732639050318925824
>>74322598
>America didn't exist until July 1776
>Claims to have been fighting the British since 1775
>>74323990
>>74324337
>the bantz
>>74324562
case closed
>>74324337
>Guatemala
>Not even relevant
No one cares about your opinion third world shit hole
>>74324562
For fuck sake Canada stop it, my Dad spoke really highly of the Canadian forces when he served alongside them
>As competent and well mannered as British troops
>But with top-tier US equipment
>>74324152
>don't have anything we want
>have as much oil as the arab countries who you helped create ISIS
>>74321479
Fuck you and your expensive bagged milk. When was the last time you fags even took part in a war? The only thing you've fought is the northern abos off your land.
>>74321479
Cuck me senpi
>being this assblasted
it's ok guys, we will let you win eventually.
>>74324726
Canadians are very polite, but they're weak. PC cucks and faggots.
And our equipment is terrible. We buy bad used and surplus from other countries- not the top tier stuff.
Our military is a joke. The tweet is the thousandth example of that.
>>74321479
How's it feel to be losing the war against degeneracy, OP?
just have to drop a lit match on the other side of the border and we'll win
>>74321479
Here: (You)
Will you go away now?
>>74325017
look in the mirror and ask yourself
>choice between 2 jews and a woman this election
choose wisely.
>>74325061
#roasted
>>74321749
Do you see more than 50 stars on this flag?
>>74324887
>not the top tier stuff
Bear in mind my Dad was saddled with the piece of shit SA80 and a radio system that was constantly fucked. He once in Kosovo was forced to almost shoot some nutter with a knife but luckily the guy calmed down and came quietly. It was only after my Dad realised somehow the SA80 had become jammed so if this guy tried to go at my Dad then things would have got hairy pretty quickly.
I like to imagine if we have our soldiers some proper equipment we'd have one of the most professional armies in the world like we did pre-1945
>>74324584
DESU it didn't senpai. No unified culture, states formed by different colonial powers. Not too much in common commercially. Only unifying think was that the bongs were worse than anyone else.
Canada is like 100 people
we wouldn't waste time winning a war against you moose man
>>74325155
Better a man playing the Jews game, than a pot smoking, closet, homosexual
>>74323931
Must be the best selling beer in Fort McMurry then
>>74321608
>>74321479
The US has also never fought a war against Canada. The French and Indian War involved British soldiers that were stationed in Canada.
>>74323640
>>74321479
Why fight our syrup bros?
You guys can come and hang out here with some beers and burgers anytime. I like Victoria and you have some pretty scenery too.
Also, most of your blacks actually act like human beings, which is a nice.
>>74321479
>After 1815, Canada was such a gay shithole, why bother?
>>74321802
>1812
>WW1
>WW2
>Korea
>american president left his wife to face the british hordes alone
>nobody raped her because she was so ugly
>she saved the silver wear and the constitution
>president needed god to send tornado to help him because he was such a cuck
>>74321479
>almost 16 days
>Canada still hasn't put out that fire
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_military_victories
>>74321479
Familiar with the Battle of Saratoga?
Guess where Burgoyne started his invasion?
It was literally the turning point of the war due to Canadian incompetence (as long as we're going to call it Canada for 300 years).
BTW - it was a pure American victory, no "the French won the war for you." Saratoga is why they joined up with us, and then won the war for us.
Stupid canucks - don't know history, and can't win the Stanley Cup anymore.
>>74326547
>french allie with usa
>usa steals all their land
thanks for proving the point, traitors going to trait.
>>74326697
We bought it off 'em fair and square.
>>74321479
>because you literally have nothing worth taking
>maybe a laser-beam tornado will help you again
lmfao, fucking gaylords.
>>74326878
Well, they have allotta buncha oil.
>>74321479
If you fight United States of America, they win
