Go here: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/
>Increase sea level to MAXIMUM (+60m)
>Review the map
>Literally nothing of value lost
>LITERALLY
>NOTHING
>OF ANY VALUE
>LOST
>>74313817
I'd live like 10 minutes from the beach. Works for me.
>>74314169
Check out the middle east and northern Europe.
So many problems solved at once
>>74313817
>I'd live a few blocks from the beach
>America gets another great lake where Sacramento used to be
>New York, San Fransisco, and most of LA are underwater
I think we should make 60m a goal
>>74314698
Florida pretty much gone entirely
>AT LEAST 60m
>>74313817
>Check NZ
>Mfw Auckland and Hamilton gets fucking drowned
>>74313817
>max out sea level
>water stops a two streets from my apartment
>>74313817
>australia gets a giant lake
what would you name it?
>>74314958
Check out Bangladesh
>>74315326
>lake wicked pisser
>>74315425
It's like christmas
>tfw my house and my parents house, literally become beachfront property.
it would irreversibly fuck up everything about australia except the parts where the abbos live
>resorting to justifying an extreme rise of sea level instead of denying it's going to happen
>>74313817
Looks like Im getting beach front property
>>74314698
>tfw my shitty valley property becomes beachfront
Seriously why would you even start this thread?
Everyone with any knowledge knows the sea level has been rising for over the last 10k years.
If there has been an increase its only because of better monitoring systems.
>continent wide hurricanes ensue because of reduction of salinity in oceans.
No this is a great idea.
>>74316040
>hurricanes
>because of salt
Explain.
>>74316040
we'll just take the salt from bernie voters and put it in the ocean
>>74313817
Why would an isolated lake's water level rise?
>>74316294
ayyyyyy
wew lad
Not like It'll fucking matter, rising sea levels are a very slow process
We'll build canals and funnel them into inland lakes
>2100
>Developing world is drowning
>Australia has inland oceans and is terraforming the outback
Get fucked 3rd world shitskins
>>74313817
>Ocala underwater, but just barely
>Gainesville becomes beachfront property
Fug
>>74315326
Lake Eire maybe because you know, that's already its name
>>74313817
>the majority of habitable Australia is underwater
Crikey.
>All of South Jersey is gone
Why
If it rises 60 meters I'll be sitting on a pristine piece of ocean front property.
>>74316467
how the fuck are you going to funnel enough of the ocean into the outback to prevent this?
Oceanfront property?
Fucking hippies in Seattle and Portland living in homeless camps they circle jerk around so much?
Locally I'm happy. At the rest of the world...I would feel sorrow for the British Isles but I'm okay with it all. So many of the world's problems fixed.
It might have some logistical problems, what with harbors being fucked but I'd be okay with that trade.
>>74315744
>>74316040
>>74316812
I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied: Learn to swim
>mfw alaska
>>74317070
With the sharks, jellyfish, stingrays and crocodiles? Our waters are a fucking death trap.
>>74313817
>Texas coastline
Eh, not too bad. I'd just have to move a county over.
[Kvetching intensifies]
>>74317022
Modern engineering technology
She'll be right mate
One day our Government will get it shit together and ramp up the infrastructure spending and get started on massive canal and irrigation infrastructure
I'm sure there's enough space for us to dump all the water somewhere
>>74313817
That's because the shittiest human beings live on the coast.
>change level to just +1m
>everywhere seems fine
>some corner of Kazakhstan gets flooded
>no big deal
>scroll across to Europe
>The Netherlands blown the fuck out
On a serious note, would the Dutch be able to stave this off by just building a shitload of coastal barriers?
>>74317824
Yes, their country is already mostly under sea level
>>74313817
>montreal is gone
Im good with this.
>>74313817
I'll be 15 miles away from the beach instead of 45 miles
>doesn't destroy memphis
well I guess it's back to plan b of letting that dump destroy itself
>>74313817
>tfw live in Illinois
It'd be pretty sweet if basically every world capital worth a damn sunk and only the people inland got to live.
This could be the best thing to ever happen to the US
>houston, NAWLINS YALL, florida, baltimore, dc, san fran and la btfo
By coasties... good riddance to bad rubbish
My home back in CT will become lakefront property while simultaneously wiping out nigger and Rican territory. 60m would be a good thing.
you do realize the gummiment will have the foresight and competence to evacuate most of everybody?
(can't say the same for the ME or Bangladesh though lol)
>>74318610
Sssh. Let us have our moment to dream.
>+20 m
>I now own california bayfront property.
Yeah not trippin
>>74316396
>what is groundwater
>what is precipitation
>american education
>>74313817
At least my uni is saved, the view would be awesome.
>>74313817
>every coastal reserve on the Pacific underwater
>>74313817
>tfw grew up in san francisco
>tfw family's house is still above water
>tfw going to inherit beach house
>mfw
fuck off Id have to move.
>ny drenched but Broadway is saved
Feels good
okay but what is special about +60m? why is that chosen as the top value?
>>74317291
It's a line from a Tool song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8
It's a pretty goodun, give it a peep.
>>74313817
>+40
>my house is still safe
lel
>Washington is almost completely unchanged
Feels good.
>>74320143
>Dubai
>Abu Dhabi
>London
>Stockholm
>Malmo
>Glasgo
>Calais
Too bad about St Petersburg, but at least the Aral Sea will be big again and all the shitskins will be fucked. Kinda worried about Le Havre though, there's a fuckton of nuclear waste stored there.
>>74313817
>Half my country drowns
>Netherlands is fucking underwater.
Kek.
>>74313817
Please Lord Kek grant us this wish
I don't even know what to say.
I am safe.
JUST
>>74313817
>israel not completely submerged
well that rules out drowning the jews.
>doesn't work at Finland's height
Shit map, but still.
>Whole coast of Finland submerged
>Majority of populace displaced
>Small landbridge to Russia
>Estonia is now an island
>>74313817
The problem is coastal niggers will be displaced to non-nigger areas, thus niggerfying them.
>>74320379
Is it me or is everyone from San Francisco a complete cunt?
>>74313817
>mfw it would only go up about 4 feet if the poles melted
>LITERALLY less than 2 meters
>mfw there's still liberals who believed in the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"
>>74324741
POO
>water stops at backyard
shiet, prime real estate
>>74313817
So what do we need to do to get to 60m?
suddenly it all makes sense
>>74313817
>My home is completely unchanged
>No beachfront property
>>74314348
>An even bigger wave of Refugees come in.
>Everything is solved.
What?
>>74325349
>Literally solve all Problems in the region
gotta start burning that coal lads.
>Live in upstate NY
>NYC is now New Londo
>>74315850
this. I move to Sonora and the crackhouse I buy becomes a million dollar rental
>>74316467
>now we have sharks, stingrays, and jellyfish INSIDE the country
>>74313817
>Nothing of value lost
Bangkok how will I get laid
>>74313817
Where do you think all of those shit skins are going to go when their land is flooded? We need to keep them there so they don't spoil our lands
I'll live 10 minutes from the beach so I'm cool with it.
>>74313817
>every major city in Australia is underwater. Inshallah, allahu akbar desu.
>>74317824
>2300
>the dutch have given up trying to stop the ocean
>instead they construct a massive underwater city
>safe from hurricanes
>sets up sea mining and scrapping operations
>the world burns while dutchmen are comfy and dry underwater
CAN'T TOUCH THE DUTCH
>>74313817
>60 meter rise
>10 meters of coast lost
yeah, that's accurate
>>74313817
So, is this the way of God telling us something about the great flood?
>>74313817
*ahem*
>>74326232
You're a fucking moron.
>>74313817
>Sea level rises 60m
>parents house now on a small island
pretty cozy desu
>>74313817
>60+ m
>look for my house
>beach front property
Neat
Why do they hate us so?
>>74313817
>Denmark and Stockholm under water.
>>74325861
They're coming anyway.
Yeah, i'm flooded
>>74319989
Concordia pleb?
>>74325989
>tfw now beach-side property
SUCK IT CUNTS
>>74317291
You bring Steve Irwin shame
How the fuck does Providence, RI stay untouched?
>>74327382
Polytechnique master race.
>>74313817
I am dead
>>74318569
Lol is your house in trumbull?
>>74325317
Import Ice
>flyover state/10
Ha ha faggots. You laughed at me for years. YEARS! Who's laughing now?
>>74315936
>Everyone with any knowledge knows the sea level has been rising for over the last 10k years.
>If there has been an increase its only because of better monitoring systems.
It's annoying to hear libs talk about sea-level increasing when it was like 7m high 500 years ago. So everyone crying a tear for 3 tiny islands in the Pacific disappearing. Those people couldn't even lived on those islands 500.
>>74313817
>ctrl-f
>China
Why is no one saying anything about that massive land lost in the most populated center on earth
>>74327678
RIP Colgate
>>74313817
you are assuming that the people who make those places shit would stay there to be drowned
like it or not, by mid-century there will be mass migration due to climate change
the scale of this migration will be like nothing before witnessed in human history, and it will re-shape and destroy nations
>>74314698
The ocean literally stops across the street from where i live.
maybe there would be side effects
And then you realize that all the people from the flooded areas will simply relocate and make other places more crowded. And it will be paid by your taxes.
>>74317345
Wow looks like we will be paying for alot of relocation and damages.
>>74328507
you might have to install a second bunk in your cuckshed
>only like 3% of my home state underwater
shame that curitiba won't get hit though
>>74313817
im dead op, rip long islands
I'd be swimming with alligators here in Louisiana at just 13 feet.
>>74320707
bump for this
>>74318241
Fucking hell. It's a slow rot though. Fucking earthquake needs to happen so this shithole can sink into the aquifers already.
>>74316040
>>continent wide hurricanes ensue because of reduction of salinity in oceans.
>No this is a great idea.
1) You're dumb.
2) Peer-reviewed research shows no change in frequency, intensity or duration of tropical cyclones for decades. That's failed alarmist prediction number 10,000 or whatever, at this point.
>>74316682
Why the fuck would you name it Lake Eire?
>>74324939
>>74325786
>not turning the entire middle of the country into a fucking wildlife free for all
>Kangaroos fighting sharks
>Abos wrestling alligators
>Stingrays whacking spiders
I'd be the greatest show on earth.
>>74325396
All the people who would vote to let them in would also be underwater.
>whole state of Florida gone
I can get behind this.
>>74313817
>live on a hill in LA a mile in from shore
>House would literally become an island at 60m
YEEEEEEEEEEES
Well, shit.
Time to build an ark.
>>74313817
Yeah Houston is shit, I know I live here.
>>74313817
>My city is so underwater we envolve into axolotls.
Shit.
>>74315314
This.
It's a good feel tbqh
>>74313817
Not very accurate.
It shows my house would be under water, and i live on the top of a fucking hill
>London, Paris and Berin rekt
>Tijuana gets away with only 2 sunk avenues
ElKeko.jpg
>majority of the Taiwanese population is gone
>no easy yellow pussy for the future generations
Stop global warming
>>74327678
We'll just build more dikes.
On side note, all the other Europeans will try to get in our country.
It will become D-Day 2.0 guys
>>74316264
Salinity fucks with the evaporation point and vapor pressure of water, in this case seawater. Salinity also fucks with how currents form.
A drastic drop in salinity would cause the rewiring of our oceans and my prediction: would cause a Snowball Earth after runaway snowfall and polar ice freezing during a few winters.
t. A guy who works in a paleocimate stable isotope lab
>Destroying the Netherlands
OP IS A SHILL TRYING TO PREVENT THE INEVITABLE GEERT WORLD ORDER
DO NOT REPLY
We're gonna need a bigger dyke
>>74328145
because frick China
>>74338887
Don't say that about your homeland.
>>74313817
B-but I like South Padre Island :'(
>>74313817
Aall the refugees
are they gonna live in your house
?
>>74322726
Imagine living in a world where spilling your drink kills thousands of your countrymen.
>>74313817
My entire state is gone you dick.
t. Louisiana fag
>>74313817
Fuck me my house will be submerged! Better get those diving lessons in eh lads?
>>74327678
Let it come faggot, i'm safe down south here. Beachproperty here i come
>>74313817
>Put to 60 meter
>look at iraq.
>All those dead durkas
>bueno
>>74313817
We'll still have the USA.
>mfw my house is a mile away from the ocean at maximum
Feels good living outside of Sacramento
>>74341924
The only place I'd miss is probably St. Petersburg, I couldn't care less about anything else.
>>74341924
>>74342259
Ignore the reply, it wasn't directed specifically for you.
>mfw I'm okay and become an island
>>74313817
>60 meters
the most it is going to rise in the next 100 years is 9 meters, even if global warming is real...
there is only so much ice locked up on the poles.
>mfw eastern china is submerged
payback for the housing bubble you chinks
Map doesn't show sea level rise north of Helsinki
>>74342494
>there is only so much ice locked up on the poles.
You don't know that, if the methane below the ice gets released it could trigger a chain reaction.
>>74317022
The same way we funnel crude oil thousands of kilometers to the ocean.
Pipes.
>>74324784
You stupid nigger bitch fuck you
>>74313817
My city would be flooded :(.
And Mt Athos would still be above sea level.
>>74313817
>israel is underwater
>>74342770
>Jewgle
>>74313817
I'm at 100 my of the beach... Beautiful. Also jihadi capital of Europe is drowned along with the EU hypocrites... What's not to love?
My yard is partially underwater at 1 meter and completely submerged at 5 meters.
>>74313817
>tfw my house would sink if sea level rose by 13 meters
At 9m though my house will be exactly by the sea which is what I always wanted
Go on, based global warming
>>74342507
>living in housing bubble also
>all the properties here the chinks are buying are submerged
>my shitty apartment is fine
>so is where i work
top kek
my house is gone.as well as my whole city.
fuck living on the coast.
>>74313817
>Netherlands gone
>Leaves south belgium
Faggot.
>>74313817
Australia gets a nice lake
>im OK with this.
>Turku isn't underwater
Does it simply stop measuring at that point?
Any one else /dead/ here?
>>74342969
20 Meter here and the house is a few meters away exactly from standing underwater haha.
>>74343451
right here, senpai
>tfw Sacramento
>>74313817
>already below sea level
Fucking pleb countries who drown when the sea is higher then them
Oh no, wah wah the sea is so high. There is literally no way to survive this abloobloo
>>74313817
Sea levels aren't rising anyway.
Worthless thread.
>Leastern Suburbs completely wiped out
>Muscular North Shore mostly survives
I'm okay with this
>>74313817
Londonistan drowns, Balkans are practically unaffected... Brb burning forests/buying gas guzzlers.
>>74313817
>80% of Paris under water.
>Not where I live, nor work
it's ok.
Jock aside, it would be chaos.
>>74344477
>Jock aside, it would be chaos.
and it also wouldn't happen overnight
>everyone suddenly hires Dutch water management companies (countries like Indonesia already do this)
>we get rich
I see a opportunity
>>74328587
Of course, after all it was the goyim who caused the watercaust.
I'm dead with just +7 meters
>>74313817
>http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/
That's actually kind of cool, where I live will become an area of Islands
>>74316682
It's spelled Eyre you ignorant cunt.
Orange county wiped out
>>74313817
Austailia looks like a mitten now instead of a bird
>>74343569
I just Barely scrape the border at folsom
>>74313817
Something of value will be lost when all the people start migrating to other cities and countries you stupid nigger
sweet I live in placentia california and if the sea level raised 60m I'd be a block from the ocean and my property value would sky rocket.
wut
>>74313817
B-but Niederlande :^(
>>74348284
Hey Hans
Want to buy some dykes
>rising sea level is actually a fantastic thing
wasn't expecting that redpill today
>Arizona no longer landlocked
neat
>Be in Seattle
>Entire city is segmented hills
>Niggers and spics fill the valleys
>mfw nigs and spics drown
>mfw my neighborhood is now an island with 360 ocean views
but muh outer banks ;_;
its nice here, dont make leave.
> no more tokyo-chan
>>74313817
Anyone who prays for sea level rise and doesn't have an arsenal of weapons is a fucking retard. Millions of feral dindus will be fleeing inland.
Helsinki underwater. How can we make this happen faster?
>>74319074
>the polar icecaps melting somehow effects isolated central asian lakes far from any ocean
>>74349324
>what is rain
at 40 meters my homecity would be coastal and at 60 meters i would have to move 20 kilometers inland. not thaaat bad
>>74349136
>that navel hair
>>74337386
>more dykes
I think western nations have enough of those fucking things up, anon.
>>74350130
>tfw we will use dykes as dykefilling
They will finally have a purpose
>>74348098
doubting the power of the prophet
m8
>>74342770
>MANY cities
>such as DENVER
??? why did they specifically mention Denver of all places???
>>74315326
Lake Emu to honor the Braves Emu's that fought the Australian tyranny
>>74350278
because Denver has alot of survivalists and underground bunkers??
>first step
>+1 meter
>netherlands gone
feels edgy
>>74350278
What is best eyepatch girl doing on /pol/
>>74313817
>http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/
Vancouver under water.
All my dreams are coming true.
>>74350374
>zeroth step
>half of the Netherlands is gone already
It doesn't bother me in the slightest
>>74317345
Gaza underwater.
>>74313817
>mfw I'm dry and cozy regardless
Bring on the new beachfront property.
>>74316467
>terraforming the outback
>with saltwater
get off the white man's computer abo, back to your petrol
>>74313817
fuck that gave me a semi.
I've never cared about global warming but now I actually want it to accelerate.
looks kinda sweet.
>tfw floridian
>no more pesticide weed or pub subs when the sea level rises 20+
>>74342770
Wtf is it with Denver and all the shit with that city spooky shit
I would literally not notice a difference.
>>74350732
ah yes, the fabled Diamond Mountain Landlock in central florida, it will protect our precious city of gainesville well.
>>74313817
>Tokyo under water
>Nothing of value lost
Nope. That's where most of my Chinese cartoons are made. Shut it down.
>>74315314
This kek
Almost entire city drowns except mi neighborhood
>>74314698
>live in Folsom
>get shore access to brand new lake that doubles as a watery grave for the all inner city riff raff
i can dream
>>74350868
Perhaps you'd like to challenge the water and protect Japan with your katana.
>>74317022
The same way you funnel weed and poutine into your body, ingenuity and persistence.
>>74350992
>B-BAKANA! ITS FAST!
well fuck you too
>>74343569
>>74346532
I am Carmichael. We are perfect up until about 100 FT, then we have to head over to Folsom. If it just stops at 90 FT the beach is about 400 ft from my house.
>i get to live on an island all by my lonesome
neato
>tfw Bermondsey
feelswetman
>>74313817
>Literally live less then a minute from the beach and lose all my neighbours.
PLEASE
Unless it happen very fast, sea level rising would create huge immigrant flows, destroying the rest of the civilization.
>>74351304
>tfw ill hide with the pigs at surrey docks farm
>>74351361
Wir schaffen das! (as long as they're not white)
>>74313817
What is going on here?
Is it the government?
Aliens?
>>74331221
Fuck you
>>74351380
lel
>>74313817
>lakes increase too
kek
>>74351457
>tfw every time i come back home at night with the 381 in bermondsey its full of ethnic youths causing ruckus at the local doner kebab
where my country gone
this won't happen til in 500 years or so, but we can fasten it up, go guys, get your nukes let's melt the ice
>>74348284
You called?
>>74313817
My city is up in the mountains, I would not give a single fuck tbqh
>>74351490
Hell lad. Best just to move to the countryside, Combria would be nice imo. Or I might just move to America, there's no point trying to salvage this shitheap other than to vote to exit the EU, there's nothing we can do really.
close call
I might need a rubber boat to get out of the house to my car though
>>74316467
>Logan island
>>74327678
Dw there's still a bit left, you guys can just become Luxembourg 2
>>74313817
I live in Sacramento and it says half the city would be underwater at +2m. I don't think that's how it works.
>>74330529
>Lake Eyre
named after first european explorer to see it, edward john eyre, in 1840
>>74324939
seems accurate
[Merchanting intensifies]
This will be a golden age for us swampjews
>>74313817
Lmfao, at +60 meters I am literally about 30 seconds from the beach.
>>74330529
He didn't. Someone else did
>tfw live on the ocean
Please don't flood my house
Fuck yes I will survive.
>>74317070
FUCKING THIS. underrated
>>74327578
Best schoolshooting yet. Except for det Korean kid.
>>74313817
>Florence and Parme gone
>Bordeaux gone
Can't live in this world senpai
>>74351250
yo fellow perthian hows your wednesday night goin
>>74314698
>New York, San Fransisco, and most of LA are underwater
>>74351929
Oh wait the A29 is RIP
Goddamn it
>>74313817
>see rises 60m
>lake eyre actually gets water in it
I'm in