Jesus Christ, what were those Anglos thinking, just trying to walk across no-man's land acting like the German Army doesn't exist
Why my giddy aunt is there a yank in my trench
Outdated doctrines and tactics. British officers were the worst offenders.
>>74309484
I'm with the French Volunteers
Decided to sign up for a little adventure, and ended up stuck in the shithole that is Verdun
>>74309341
>mfw me belgium are neutral
>krauts attack my belgium bro
>cant do shit but watch
>anglo come to rescue my bro
Ich hab Kein Idea my very dear komrad,by the way,hab du heard about dein communism yet? It Is really Goy-Good,I hear.
>>74309736
Fuck off red scum
We aren't russia
I'm going to ride a boat to Switzerland and then live in a mountain cabin with my wife and watch her and my unborn child die on the operating table.
(((anyone get the reference?)))
We've got to stop this goddamn Chinamen from coming and taking our jobs.
Hey you guys, I just figured out that liberty cabbage goes pretty good on Salisbury steak sandwiches and hot dogs!
>>74309341
REMOVE NIP (From Taiwan)
REMOVE KRAUT (From Qingdao)
REMOVE ANGLO (From Hong Kong)
REMOVE BARBOSA (From Macau)
REMOVE IVAN (From Tuvan)
RECONQUER KOREA AND MONGOLIA. REVOKE FOREIGN CONCESSIONS.
孙中山万岁万岁万万岁!
Blyad'!
>>74309341
>tfw doing business and feeling comfy
>>74309484
>Austrians start war in order to curbstomp Serbia
>Russians join to curbstomp Austria
>Germans join to curbstomp Russia
>French join because they're afraid of Germany
>German army gets lost, invades Belgium instead of France
>Brits join war to defend wafflestan because autism
>Italians backstab Germany because that's what those dirty fucking Romeniggers do
meanwhile
>America still neutral as fuck
>mfw President Wilson will never get Americans involved in the fuckfest
>mfw 600,000 British casualties at the Somme
Why haven't you come to America yet, Anglos?
Well done Germans you have destroyed Europe once again
Why do the eternal Kraus always do this
>>74309903
What the fuck kind of flag are you? Singapore isn't a country, it's a British colony. Are you using a proxy telegraph?
>>74310074
>tfw when on 2 occasions the President of the US has said "EUROPE IS NOT OUR FIGHT" before getting involved in both world wars.
>tfw we believed him the second time too
I mean wtf
>>74310358
Yes Gwailo white man, I've been using this proxy telegraph machine given to me by the nationalist revolutionaries. I have been donating my wages as being a dockhand to the nationalists since Celestial Year 4895
>>74310640
Reported to British authorities
>>74311022
B...but Woodrow Wilson's 11 points of self-determination
>>74311493
What? It's 1916, Wilson won't announce his 14 points for two more years.
>>74311750
>>74311493
What the hell are you boys talking about?
>>74311750
Sigh...back to making bombs
*Continues smoking opium*
ITT "Write an instagram post from the trenches": The Thread: The movie
>>74311901
>>74311997
>>74311750
>>74311022
Shut up you piss pots I'm trying to take a shite here
>>74309341
Ha! Literally who are you? Didn't you just BTFO yourself like 60 years ago for niggers?
Get out of my trench you doughy fuck
>>74309627
How can you unironically say this?
Belgium was trying to latinize Flandern and England was gassing the Boers and we tried to prevent that,
>>74310074
>French join because they're afraid of Germany
American education
>>74309341
>People think tanks are anything other than a meme invention
Lol watch them become useless in 5 years.
>>74309341
FEELS GOOD BEING BLACK AND FIGHTING GERMANS
BRING IT ON, I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK MALE WHO DOES NOT NEED THE WHITE MEN TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
LET'S SAVE EUROPE GUYS, WE ALL KNOW THAT THEY CAN'T WIN ANYTHING BY THEMSELVES
OI YOU CUNTS INNNNCCOMMING GASSS
>>74312339
This. How could a sluggish-ass metal box full of men at high temperatures ever be useful on the battlefield? Next you'll tell me that we won't need more than one bomb to flatten a city.
>>74312503
>nigger
>fighting Germans
America isn't even in the war yet, you dumb nigger. Go back to picking cotton or making cars.
The only reason I'm even here is because I volunteered for the French
>>74309484
Rule Britania
>>74312527
>Aussies are totally douches
Figures, why did Britain even invite these criminals to fight?
>>74312527
Masks on Maties!!
>>74309341
pls free us from alberto barbosa
t. goa
Just had to spend 24 hours in no-mans land with a dead German lads, my boot went through his chest when I tried to climb out, hope my cut doesn't get infected!
Anyway how did the big offensive go? Just back back in!
The new tinkertoy is pretty cool.
Sweden plz don't attack russia and kill finns.
I sure would sleep a tad bit more jolly if the yanks were around.
>>74312660
Because we get shit done now put your mask on before you go blind.
>>74312723
60,000 dead in a day and you bongs still can't relieve pressure from Verdun
Jesus Christ, that offensive was a failure
>>74312736
Sorry friend, we don't want to be directly involved. But we'll send you some guns, perhaps on a cruise-liner
>>74312593
SHIEET SON DON'T BE RACIST, YOU JUST JEALOUS THAT THA BROTHA AND THEM WOMEN RIDING ON THA HORSE BE BETTER AT KILLING KRAUTZ THAN YOUR WHITE AZZ
Ahh, it's a lovely harvest again. We're certainly well on our way to build up this colony properly. I just hope the indigenous folk won't learn about that new-fangled communism thing the chancellor warned us about, it sounds menacing.
Oh well, at least we'll still have Africa's breadbasket.
>>74312901
Thanks for the weapons, yank! We're departing soon!
>Manchildren role playing World War 1 on a Chinese cartoon website
Fuck this I am leaving forever.
>>74309341
>2016
>crossing no-mans land
>>74312937
Tyrone, aren't there Jim Crow laws keeping you from getting this uppity?
>>74312996
See you tomorrow :^)
Gentlemen I have gotten word from a friend that works in an intelligence gathering agency that's saying a group of merchants are trying to involve America in the ongoing war in Europe, they say acquiring a plot of land in Palestine is their aim for doing so.
>>74312996
Can't leave your prison m8
>>74313005
What in lord's name is this?
It's a photo with colors and a pair of arms holding a gun?
>>74309341
>tfw stuck in trench for third straight week
>tfw just ate horse for the first time
>tfw it was just a horse
>just a horse
>just a horse
>not John
>just a horse
@England I take Germany's pacific territories yes? :^)
I heard comrade lenin succeeded. Hope the revolution comes soon
>>74312991
Good luck! Watch out for those dastardly huns!
>>74312996
Yes, just like how your ancestors left mine.
How's Russia doing?
That communist meme can't be right..
>>74313137
JAPAN SHOULD TAKE THE ISLANDS
>>74313221
There's no way the Tsar would ever let that happen
That meme tier ideology will be dead within the year
Tell me, Sahib. Do I have to take prisoners? Killing them is much easier on my mind.
>>74313161
DAI VIET, PAY TRIBUTE TO CHINA
>>74313032
NIGGA I JUST KILL LIKE 6 GERMANS WITH DA BLING BLING GERMAN GLOCK WHILE YOU TRYIN' TO TAKE DA BROTHER DOWN A NOTCH
I HOPE MY PEOPLE WILL STOP YOURS FROM SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT IN THE FUTURE AND PAINT MY WAR EFFORTS ACCURATELY IN THEM MOVING PICTURES N SHIEET
>>74309826
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartacus_League
>>74313634
Will be gone soon, don't ask how I know, uh, pure predictions...
Bally good luck Sir Ernest Shackleton. Bring them back alive, old chap.
>>74313241
BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
>>74309838
Mousilinni?
>>74313241
Which they wanted to do anyway
Guy I've known since we were in diapers had his head split open by a sniper today. The good news? He had almost twenty smokes in his rucksack, so almost makes up for me being alone out here now.
>>74312671
cough cough cough oh sh-
>>74313531
You are a cook. You dont fight Germans
morning, boys! think we'll have good weather toda-
*unzips bayonet*
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c20-fm_WNew
>>74313295
OP, congrats on being a special snowflake who needs a "name."
Ever since le-reddit_le_donald came here, they checked the old memes and gave themselves a pol sounding name.
Now when some shithead from here eventually pulls a shooting, someone dumps CP, whatever, then there can be a nice screenshot with their cute little "name" right next to it all over the press.
Esp like the ones "Nevada-forTrump," etc.. That will look great on "the guardian" website when something happens.
They don't "Get it" bc do used to basing their self-esteem on having le reddit points-- here none of us take personal "credit" for anything, and so no one takes blame when shit hits the fan.
Wait for it to happen, you can bet your ass, law of averages, it will.
>>74312329
It was meant to be a swift attack in order to take out France before the Russians could mobilise right? You Krauts never get the job done.
>>74314664
just filter and ignore all name fags
>>74309736
Lenin is so cucked by Germany.
Communism is a German plot to destabilize the god emperor of Russia. Don't fall for it.
i got a letter from my wife! can't wait to read it. i bet all sorts of intere---
OH SHIT IT'S A-
Only oldfags will remember this
>tfw on this board since 1914
>>74314960
ha ha keep ducking plebs
>>74315041
That happening thread was intense
I got more than 30000 telegrams that day
>>74314951
>MUH proletariat
>into the gulag it goes
Top kek, Marxouts literally on suicide watch literally.
>>74315146
Periscope rifle master race
>>74315041
sarajevo was a false flag, senpai
>>74309341
This war sure is terrible but at least we can sleep soundly knowing that we will never have a negro for a president.
>mfw I faked injuries to dodge the draft
>mfw cucking all you draft fags while you get trench foot
thanks for leaving all the women to me you losers
>be New Zealander
>Brit Gens can't tell our accent from Aussies
>they think Australians are subhuman
>"I say you Aussie bastard, why aren't you at your post? Not going to have to send you over the top for desertion, are we?"
>tfw get put on latrine guard with the Australians
>tfw been on the shitpost for 6 months
>Notice that Australians almost seem to take pride in it
>Canadian infantry arrive, too weak to contribute positively to the war
>they intentionally volunteer for latrine guard
>everyone gets mad, even the Brits tell them Australians are the best shitposters
>Hate for Australians turns into appreciation
Muh Bismarck
Man, this Newfoundland Regiment is actually pretty nice. I'm heading up to this place called "Beaumont Hamel" tomorrow. Som(m)e big battle is taking place in the area soon.
I have a bad feeling about this. Don't know why.
no more advances. too much carnage. j'refuse
and eef zat faggot captain tries to make me, i ave a grenade wiz hees name on eet
>>74316027
>tfw been on the shitpost for 6 months
Subtle
>1916
>tfw not listening to air raids in 24bit 192khz FLAC
why live?
>The rest of the world nations are digging trenches and artillery bombing the shit out of each other.
>We are killing each other over political infighting
>again
>be french canadian
>get shelled
>>74316675
(in english)
>>74316423
>Z 40
Nice touch.
Rip Z3
> Eurocucks pretend trench warfare is an endless stalemate
> literally one Tennessee Hillbilly BTFOs 100 Germans
> their commander says that they'll surrender if he just "stops killing people"
>>74314657
>"Tell me kid, did you come here to die?
>nah m8, I came 'ere yesterdai
>>74316786
Oh, I forgot
> York was a pacifist
>>74316423
At least you got pancho villa
we a country yet?
>>74317043
Non, Desolee.
>be in pal's battalion
>big offensive
>lose leg
>both brothers killed
>best friend killed
>neighbour boy killed, was only 15
>get home, army gave me decent prosthetic, can walk almost with my stick
>walking around town one day
>only men around are under 16 or over 40
>stump starts to ache
>sit down at cafe
>gaggle of women come over to me
>oh boy lads with no men in this town looks like I might actually catch a break
>give me a white feather and call me a coward for not serving
>fuck off to their suffragette meeting to complain about how hard it is to be a woman
>Bill, Tom, Elliot, John, Geoffrey and Samuel died for this
>spotter aircraft in your area
>artillery bombardment imminent
Did you guys hear about what the Krauts are doing? They're arming negros! How absurd!
>>74317552
>the USA
>ever being in danger
wew lad
>>74316222
No Zim, we arent going to attack the USA, we are too busy killing each other right now
>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>be me
>British soldier fighting for the empire
>storm a trench one day
>find Austrian kid and decide to spare his life
>no harm in sparing one guy right
20 years later
>sitting in Britain and see paper that we are at war with Germany
>see German leader name in paper
>ohhshit.jpeg
>kid I saved became German ruler
>dark things come up during war
>mfw I spared someone and he turned caused another World War.
>>74316745
you want a funny joke ?
for the commemoration the the 100th anniversary of verdun, it was a fucking nigger who was supposed to sing his shitty gangsta rap while being payed by the taxpayers..
hoppefully some ballzy politicians were able to cancel the simian spectacle dishonoring our ancestrors.
our cryptojewish female minister of 'culture' became made about it like it's the come back of the dark hours, the noise of the boots etc..
http://www.lemonde.fr/musiques/article/2016/05/14/concert-de-black-m-annule-la-decision-du-maire-de-verdun-agite-la-classe-politique_4919724_1654986.html
>the krauts fear the leaf
>>74309341
>be in french volunteer battalion
>one day, hear rumors about an upcoming German offensive at this place called Verdun
>I'm excited, have never seen much action outside of light shelling
>First day comes
>Sitting in trench in the morning when the Huns start shelling the hell out of us
>This lasts 10 hours
>65/100 guys in my unit are dead
>See German troops coming across no mans land, looks like they have flamethrowers
>Start shooting, kill a few
>Germans storm our trenches, taking lots of ground
>Over the next few days, brutal fighting for the lost land occurs
>Kill a German who looks my age in hand to hand combat
>Shoot another German who was in no mans land
>My brother is killed by a shell
>Best friend is shot by Hun sniper
>Get out 2 days later
>mfw I go back in a month
I just joined the US armed forces. Not like we are going overseas XD.
>>74315596
Uncivilized.
>>74309838
I wish I had 1/10th the Dick this man had.
Original high test.
Based uncle Hemingway
Remember that thing we did 2 years ago where we had a truce during christmas?
God... I miss that...
>This triggers the huns
#trenchfoot
>>74319351
shop trumps head on this guy
but do a good job
>>74319902
helb guize
austrians bad
Sure feels good living in downtown Detroit making 5 bucks a day while you Eurocucks blow each other up.
I just nailed my gf in my new model T after catching a Chaplin flick at the movie house. Shit was so cash
>eurokeks will never know this feeling
>>74318922
every country should have one of these
>>74317043
Just wait till vimy! Those big countries will recognize us for sure
>>74320673
Thanks a lot Asshole
>>74315709
>the lords year of 1916
>not perishing for your country
>engaging in this high degree of cuckoldry
>>74309341
Wow, these fucking idiot Europeans are busy killing each other on a scale the world has never seen before!
What a great business opportunity!
>>74309736
>have you heard about your communism yet
wat
>>74315709
You dropped this you cuck.
>>74316786
>Tennessee Hillbilly BTFOs 100 Germans
>Goes home
>Given a farm
>Falls into massive debt.
>>74318323
>You're welcome France.
