Is Serbia the best country for a regular person to live in today?
>no niggers
>no SJWs
>no faggots
>no immigrants
>no leftists
>no liberals
>traditional society
>christianity
>low living standard makes everything cheap, but if you've got enough money you'll live a great life (middle class in US is upper class here)
>police is very easy to bribe (e.g. you drive over the speed limit, just give him around 10 dollars and he'll let you go)
>nobody cares if you don't pay taxes
>nobody cares if you owe the government money
>people are friendly
>crime rates very low despite the low living standard
>small population
Why haven't you moved here yet?
>>74290736
Why didn't you removed kebab?
>>74291047
We tried, and in northern parts of Serbia there are no muslims at all.
>>74290736
>>Nobody cares if you don't pay taxes
>>Nobody cares if you owe the government money
So how is your country gonna pay for the next kebab removal, Grigor?
>no niggers
Apart from Serbs and Gypsies sure
>no SJWs
True
>no faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xKeYFkB9Pw
>no immigrants
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/08/25/serbia-overrun-with-23000-immigrants-en-route-to-western-europe/
>no leftists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandar_Vu%C4%8Di%C4%87
>traditional society
Sure
>christianity
The kek version
>>low living standard makes everything cheap, but if you've got enough money you'll live a great life (middle class in US is upper class here)
Man that's some bullshit right there. Half the country is poor just like a good amount of this shithole, low living standard does not equal everything being easily affordable you dolt
>>police is very easy to bribe (e.g. you drive over the speed limit, just give him around 10 dollars and he'll let you go)
Nice corruption. Also bullshit
>nobody cares if you don't pay taxes
Bullshit you just made up
>nobody cares if you owe the government money
Bullshit you just made up
>people are friendly
http://www.jutarnji.hr/sport/sport-mix/pokusaj-ubojstva-u-srbiji-napadnut-hrvatski-kanuist/2117898/
>crime rates very low despite the low living standard
Yeah right, that's why your country has one of the highest rate of organized crime right?
>small population
Relative to who, Americans?
>Why haven't you moved here yet?
Because I'm in a much better version
>>74291174
How hard is to remove kebab?
Do you have kebab removal simulators?
>>74290736
But, what about jobs?
>>74290736
>>people are friendly
s-sure
>>74290736
>>nobody cares if you don't pay taxes
>>nobody cares if you owe the government money
Truly something to admire
>>74291187
it doesnt need to, the public just come forth and do their part free of charge.
>>74290736
Because we have the same shit and it sucks
>>74290736
>Christianity
Serb women are the greatest whores in these lands.
Ej kad smo već kod toga Šta ćemo Anastasiji kupiti?
>>74290736
>low living standard makes everything cheap, but if you've got enough money you'll live a great life (middle class in US is upper class here)
Standard of living is low because everyone their is poor. Things are cheaper for the same reason. This also means that there is almost no way to achieve a middle class (by american standards) income there.
Also corrupt cops and the government being unable to enforce laws aren't good things. Also serbs are sub humans.
Yeah everything you said is nice
>if you have enough money
There's the catch. Nobody has money. My parents, both with jobs, have been trying to make ends meet for 30 years now. Life like that gets to you.
>>74291691
RARE
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>>no niggers
>Apart from Serbs and Gypsies sure
They're not like african niggers for sure.
>no faggots
>Milan Stankovic
Just because he looks like a fag doesn't mean he is a fag. Also, nice gay approval ratings there Franjo.
>no immigrants
>http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/08/25/serbia-overrun-with-23000-immigrants-en-route-to-western-europe/
They're just passing through, none are staying.
>>no leftists
>Aleksandar Vucic
Just a corrupt politician, nothing to do with leftist ideology
>>low living standard makes everything cheap, but if you've got enough money you'll live a great life (middle class in US is upper class here)
>Man that's some bullshit right there. Half the country is poor just like a good amount of this shithole, low living standard does not equal everything being easily affordable you dolt
I'm saying for a foreigner it would be great.
>>police is very easy to bribe (e.g. you drive over the speed limit, just give him around 10 dollars and he'll let you go)
>Nice corruption. Also bullshit
Again, corruption at the small level is good for foreigners.
>Bullshit you just made up
>Bullshit you just made up
Literally nobody pays the taxes here, I'm pretty sure you can find some articles on it.
>people are friendly
>http://www.jutarnji.hr/sport/sport-mix/pokusaj-ubojstva-u-srbiji-napadnut-hrvatski-kanuist/2117898/
Well not if you're an ustasha.
>crime rates very low despite the low living standard
>Yeah right, that's why your country has one of the highest rate of organized crime right?
How does organized crime affect the average citizen? Especially a foreigner?
>small population
>Relative to who, Americans?
7.5 million people really isn't a lot
>Why haven't you moved here yet?
>Because I'm in a much better version
wew lad
>>74291865
mama ti anastasija
>>74290736
>christianity
orthodox
no jobs
>>74291412
>>74292094
This was meant for you.
>>74292104
I'm saying if you bring your small western wealth to Serbia you can easily make it much bigger and get a job easily
Ne stvarno ko sa /pol/ ide kod Anastasije na rođendan?
Jel Trump pozvan?
>>74291568
>>74291646
>>74291936
I'm saying it would be easy for a foreigner who has a higher living standard to come here and live like a god.
>>74292265
jebala te anastasija
zašto bosanci uvijek šitpostaju
>>74292265
Ajd odjebi s tim retardiradnim fejsbuk mimovima.
>>74290736
its actually the worst
ur country is a place for castrated sheep and homosexuals with no balls
>>74291539
baszodj meg
>>74292441
>fejsbuk meme
>ona je bukvalno novi Tito
Ja ne znam koji je tvoj problem
>>74292425
Ime Anastasija počinje sa A, isto kao i Alah. Slučajnost? Ćisto sumljam
>>74293114
>sumljam
>sumLJam
Koliko si nepismen rodjace
>>74293631
Neznam, jeli to nešto ne tačno?
>>74291412
I knew this post was from a Croat before I even saw the flag DESU senpai.
da budem iskren familijo Zagreb>Beograd
prijatniji su ljudi jebote
>>74292261
>job
Standard of living is low in serbia because there are very few good paying jobs is what everyone else is saying.
>if youre a foreigner
My foreign money won't last forever unless I'm basically independently wealthy already. Why would I want to vacation in a developing eastern European shit hole?
>>74290736
For you no, do not come here we do not want you faggots ruining our country like you did to yours, fuck off and stay in your imperialist shithole.
>>74290736
Because I'm a leftist liberal happy with my life in the little sjw island that Prague is.
>tfw called croat girl an ustasha after I fucked her
>she liked it, and called me a chetnik, proceeded to suck my cock
I'm a hispanic originally from Ecuador. I met a really qt Serbian girl who lived in Belgrade and wanted me to come visit, so I did. I was walking around one night with her when a group of Serbs started harassing us, calling me Turkish because of my darker skin tone. They were drinking in the street and started getting rowdy and threw bottles at me, called my girl a slut, etc. Later the same night we came back to our car and one of the hooligans slashes the tires. The police didn't help us at all, just wrote some stuff down and left, no investigation no nothing. They wanted to detain me, in fact, cus they thought I did it. Country is a shit hole. I convinced my girlfriend to move with me in the states in New Jersey which is shockingly better, and everyone knows NJ is a shit hole. Serbia is beautiful but the Serbs themselves are no better than dindus. Don't go there even if you're white, because people there do not act white at all.
>>74294042
>Studirao 10 g. u bgu
>Prijatniji zagreb.
sounds like a corrupt shithole
>>74294667
>what is the Balkans
>>74294144
just saw OP is from my homeland so sorry for insulting you bro. However the rest stands for foreigners, fuck off if you're not orthodox and/or come from these countries: russia,greece,romania,montenegro,china,japan, and slavic countries except croatia. everyone else is a stab target.
>>74290736
you seem to have forgotten the obvious reason why people flee
>no jobs
otherwise ok. Got an old friend of them senpai, actually worked with my father his entire working career(he started at 16).
Kinda cute/weird he moved home since retired, lived here since the 70ies, but he went home to yugoslavia.... not serbia but yugoslavia..
He comes here some times though so I hope I meet him again. One of the nicest old men I know, and I think I am actually named after him. (norse version of serb/balto-bjarne name)
>you still at like 80-85% unemployment or something?
>>74292089
Uncommon at best
>>74290736
You should travel a bit, because then you wont have to ask that question.
>>74292407
>inviting western cucks
>>74294568
You need to be with locals in those countries.
Ofc you are fucking provoking to them, shit sucks there, women spread their legs to foreigners to flee the country.
>What would you do if your country turned shit, the ones who bombed you to shit later come and take traitor women with them?
I know in kosovo you need some cash in your pocket and a local and you get to do whatever without any trouble. I would not reccomend going these places alone unless you got skills dealing with this shit. Poor people do stupid shit for shekels. Expect to have to buy off cops etc.
>>74294568
Stop stealing white women Pedro.
>>74290736
Sorry Serbia. I will rather go to Lviv Ukraine. I can live like a kang there
>>74290736
this is just a shill, not even serbs want to live in this shithole, go to italy or something instead
>>74290736
there is literally no diffrence from serbians to sandniggers here in germany. Serbians are part of the niggers in germany. Whereever they are there is crime. Not to mention that muslims literally conquered part of their territory.
>>74290736
How are your gun laws?
How hard is it to become a citizen?
>>74290736
country smells like shit ( not even kidding)
>>74294568
we do not like you coming here bashing your money in our face when we are piss poor because of you pieces of shit that bombed us and ruined everything we ever made. And good you took the slut with you, money grabbing whores are better off leaving. Never come here again faggot.
>>74296143
fuck off slobodan
>>74291633
A Croat in Serbia is much more safe than a Serb in Croatia. Travel statistics indicate that Croatians often visit Serbia but not the other way around.
>>74290736
>Why haven't you moved here yet?
No sea. Shit gloomy weather. God damn devastating floods lately. Ekavica sounds so gay.
Also Serbia is armed to the teeth, that's a plus I guess. Everybody and their unborn child owns that one Yugo variation of AK-47.
>>74290736
All you said is probably as true about Romania.
>>74296210
suck my dick traitor.
>>74296271
Moje leto
>>74296459
inb4 albanian shill trying to make people think less of serbia
>>74290736
from far away serbia's flag looks like a pokeball
>>74296143
No, your country is poor because you do not want to work with your neighbors, your managers don't wanna hire people who are certain ethnicities, and because it's ingrained in your schools and churches that you are the best and you don't need any help from anyone, that serbs did nothing wrong in the wars. Literally Balkan juche. And fuck you too by the way, my girl has family in Belgrade and I visit them with her once a year. They are wonderful people and the reason I became orthodox. So fuck off nationalist cancer
>>74295938
Your whole country is being conquered by muslims, feels bad I bet.
>>74291412
>serbia-overrun-with-23000-immigrants-en-route-to-western-europe/
Well yeah, the ones moving through it. The route is closed now.
>The kek version
>says the cuckholic
>pope kissing literal nigger feet
>pope who supports the immigration
Neka Stipe, ne brukaj se.
>>74290736
Why the fuck do you have a crown on your flag when you're a republic?
>>74296618
no you idiot why do you care what other ppl think about our country? I dont give a flying fuck who hates me or my country i love it here and want it torr remain ours. Fuck the foreigners specially western ones who are the blame for eeverything wrong in this country today. If you love them so much fuck off to murrica.
>>74297132
'Cause it's fancy as fuck, seMpai.
>>74296725
We are the best and we did nothing wrong, we were defending against terrorists, separatist scum and you fucking assholes along with entire NATO. Next time we take the fight to your land shitlord, i thank God everyday for Russia's rebirth you fags had it coming for a long time now,
>>74297838
is there a people more delusional than the serbs?
You are the best shit disturbers in the region, thats for sure.
>>74290736
>why haven't you move here yet?
Because I'd rather stay in Canada and fix this country then go to Serbia and live there
>>74298408
Dont care what you think little colony.
>>74294568
Fucking disgusting spic, get out of my country you 3rd world scum
>>74298408
Shut up you maple syrup chugging faggot
>>74291412
dont worry Hrvatska, u will be infested with niggers, somalians, muslims, immigrations, third world people in less than 15 years.
Zagreb will look like Mocambique. By entering the EU your politicans sold your countries soul to the devil.
Enjoy little Palestine aka Hrvatska.
Sincerely Yous
/Sweden
>>74290736
Pretty much.
With you would conquer us. Can't stand how cucked Croatia has become. Greater Serbia when?
>Is Serbia the best country for a regular person to live in today?
You high son?
>>74291412
>SISA
I'll be in Serbia with my Serbian girlfriend in a month, gonna be in Belgrado for 2 weeks, if it's as white and traditionalist as OP says I might move there for good, fuck Western Europe and the EU.
>>74294826
>and slavic countries except croatia. everyone else is a stab target
>stab target
fucking love Srbija already. "Stab target"
Just fucking love u guys.
Cheers from Orthodox brother in Macedonia.
If ever need cheap service for your Donkey, I will let you know when im in Bitola. We have excellent Donkey and Horse service, very cheap price and 12 months warranty!
Ajde Brateeeee
>>74296725
A westerner would never ever understand how it is to live in war or in former Yugoslavia. You will never understand the true balkan or slav mentality even if u live there for 100 years. U should stay in the west.
>>74299992
how i hate your kind... You have the nerve to come here after everything your countries did to us? Your officials said we are savages and you are soooo civilized so stay where you are shithead. We dont want you here! God i cant wait for ww3 it's really long overdue.
>no money
>corruption everywhere
Poorfags.
>>74300438
why u heff to be mad?
>>74300438
I'm coming over anyway, I made my Serbian girlfriend turn to atheism and Germanic Paganism just like me from Christianity.
I dont give a shit about your country believing in any religion because I'm not going to be following it anyway.
I'm also going to keep on leeching off of my government's money every month living far above the average income level of any Serb around.
I admit my country should've let you freely remove kebab though but I dont give a shit what my country did.
>>74300843
>>74300530
because i had to hide in holes and shelters for a part of my childhood since bombs were flying over my head. Because they destroyed everything my great grandfathers DIED to help create. Because m country is still not free after everything we've been through and now they come here spending their money having a great time acting like nothing happened. Fuck them and fuck the west! Maybe some serbs can forget, but i will never forget. I will never happily greet these fuckers and spit on my anscesstors graves i'd rather die in war then live watching them walk around my beautiful country.
>>74290736
I've got some houses to rent, lets say with 800 euro per month, can I rent a small house in Serbia and live a comfy life while sitting on my ass all day?
>>74300843
i'll be praying to God to grant me the chance to kill you in battle. Better learn how to use a gun bitch boy i dont want to kill unarmmed pussies.
>>74301159
Lmao, stop drinking Dragan, see you in a month.
>>74301313
yes, electrical bills are around 35e for a family of 4
>>74301159
this is a true fucking patriot.
when europe will be full of mudslimes, Srbija will stay white and the same, and in a way, win
>>74301420
Good luck praying to a dead jew on a stick, I'm sure he'll spend his busy time listening to an angry Turk slave, because that's the only time your country has ever been relevant.
>>74301159
Went through the same, tho you can't blame all ordonary western people for western politics in general - most people just don't care
>>74301433
Someone is gonna end up fucking your girlfriend, tho. It's almost guaranteed.
>>74301675
What?
Seriously? Here it's like 100 euro/1 month for a familly of 4.
What are the prices for renting a lets say 2 bedroom appartment in Serbia? Also, how is night life in Serbia? I was really considering doing this in Bulgaria, but Serbia sounds like a good alternative, I always liked your country
Thanks in advance Orthodoxbro
>>74301159
i was born in germany as the son of serbian parents.
Both came here 10 years before the war started.
Am i allowed to come back, or am I a """fucking traitor"""
Serbs are filthy, lazy faggots. Coming to Germany, bagging for social benefits, which of course no one wants to give them. So they're stealing and raping around.
Even the turks are more productive.
Btw. I've fucked a serbian girl once, pulled of the condom in the dark and pumped her up with my semen. I dumped her at a nearby park. Would fuck again.
>>74290736
Diasporafag from the Srpska here.
>Is Serbia the best country for a regular person to live in today?
According to my folks living there it's passable as long as you get your pension from Germany.
Other than that I'd say in it's current state only people who would want to live in Serbia are Kosovo Serbs and others who want to escape Albanian predation.
>>no niggers
We have gypsies down there. Though I will admit that they are far more tolerable than the chocolate men.
>>no SJWs
With our new generation of kids that is being indoctrinated I find that assessment to be doubtful.
>>no faggots
We have them too. We're just not giving them special snowflake status. Yet.
>>no immigrants
I think there is a reason for that. And that has nothing to do with the kebab removal meme.
>>no leftists
>>no liberals
What is "Druga Srbija"? Who are Nataša Kandić, Sonja Biserko, Čedomir Kokainović etc.?
>>traditional society
Which is being eroded to make room for "European values". It's the current year after all!
>>christianity
And yet hardly anyone I met even read the Bible.
>>low living standard makes everything cheap, but if you've got enough money you'll live a great life (middle class in US is upper class here)
See my first answer.
>>police is very easy to bribe (e.g. you drive over the speed limit, just give him around 10 dollars and he'll let you go)
>>nobody cares if you don't pay taxes
>>nobody cares if you owe the government money
Some of the reasons the country is in the shitter.
>>people are friendly
I'll give you that. But then again the Germans were always friendly to me too. Or maybe it's just me having such a positive effect on people.
>>crime rates very low despite the low living standard
Depends what crimes we're talking about.
>>small population
It's small in relation to China.
>Why haven't you moved here yet?
Because as much of a cuckshed Merkel has turned Germany into, it's still a better option than going back.
Yes you can my friend, though if you are planning to come to any city you will hadly find a house to rent only appartments. Greeks are always welcome here.
>>74301313
>>74301944
Nightlife depends on taste. Most tourists say it's great. And considering you're Greek, you'll be welcomed here.
>>74301944
>What are the prices for renting a lets say 2 bedroom appartment in Serbia?
Depends heavily on the location, the price range is quite huge.
>Also, how is night life in Serbia?
The best in Balkans, tourists say.
>>74301944
>What are the prices for renting a lets say 2 bedroom appartment in Serbia
Center of Belgrade would be around 300 euros per month, anywhere else would be cheaper
>>74301944
food is the same as the eu, bills are a lot cheaper, water and electricity are afrika tier cheap, but hey are good with no blackdowns, and Belgrade flat would cost you around 150-200, nis and novi sad 150 without bills
>>74302008
>Worse than Turks
Yeah you almost had me here. Sup turkroach
>>74290736
Don't promote it you faggot, Serbia should stay for the Serb only.
>>74301932
Yeah its me, using slavic girls for what they are made, to produce Aryan offspring.
Or in Serbian's case, being Kebab slaves and carry their offspring.
>>74302008
I...hmm...
So you killed her?
>>74302325
>toothpaste
>Aryan
Kek, you almost had me, roach.
>>74302266
Macedonian orthodox here.
Considering visiting Beograd in the summer as Im traveling around Balkans anyway.
Westerns will never understand Yugos/Slavs.
God bless.
>>74302139
>The best in Balkans, tourists say.
I went to Novi Sad last year, while doing a road trip through the balkans. Had more fun in Romania, but it was OK. The girls are nice, just those silly guys with their handbags. I was laughing my ass off all the time.
>>74302527
Fuck u. Without proper gold chain with orthodox cross and manbag with knife or small 9mm gun, u are not a fucking man, fuck u, Schwaba.
Would I pass as a local in Serbia?
I own several online shops and make around $10,000 a month by the way
>>74302527
>Novi Sad
Check out Belgrade, pleb. Novi Sad is shit-tier.
>>74301973
ofc you can come to your homeland, its not your fault your parents left the country. Every serb is welcome if they love and respect the country.
>>74302065
>>74302069
>>74302139
>>74302260
>>74302266
Thanks Orthodoxbros, I'm really considering getting out of Greece, since this place will soon blow up (extreme poverty, high as fuck taxes, no jobs, millions of radical muslim "refugees", corrupt as fuck polliticians, SJW madness) is what consists of Greece nowdays. There is no savior for this place.
Serbia will be my top in the list. And I always thought your country was beautiful.
Thanks again
>>74302797
Slavbro, what kind of gun do u prefer to have in your manbag? There are fucking nice small yugo pistols perfect to carry there.
>>74302779
I wouldn't question your ethnicity.
>>74301159
Your grandparents can rest in piss and your shit hole country deserves every bomb and depleted uranium round we dropped. Too bad you werent a casualty either. Your country will never be relevant and most Americans can't even point to it on a map. Stay in your cave, worm.
>>74302384
>So you killed her?
No! Didn't had any reason for this. She was drunk/drugged and I didn't wanted to have her at my place. Told her we're getting some food, drove to the next park and dumped her in the bushes. Maybe some bums had a good time with her afterwards.
>>74296810
nothing is conquered here. The vast majority of germans ure utterly unaffected by whats happening. I've never even sen a "refugee"
>>74302779
A nice orthodox gold chain, walk like a fucking yugo and imagine you are on testosterone boosters, and walk around looking bad at everyone, and you will fit in perfectly.
>>74302960
Dude, you described Serbia too, minus the rapefugees because they just pass by on their way to Germany. Hell, we even have roots of SJW-ism firmly established.
>>74302505
>Dutch
>Not Indo-European -> Germanic
>Implying centuries of untouched Germanic culture and pure breeding hasnt made us more Aryan than Germans
Come on Dragan, even Hitler admitted this.
Atleast my great great grandmother wasnt fucked by 20 turks every night to produce your ancestors, you're barely even Slavic at this point.
Why did your beloved god let your people be cannonfodder and cumdumpsters forever I wonder.
>>74302779
kek not as a local but romanians are cool, never did us harm, you will be greeted nicely.
>>74303147
You need to remove kebab and remove liberals.
>>74303007
>amerifat pointing out how stupid and uneducated the average american is thinking its a good thing
What a time to be alive
>>74302283
i dont know about serbs in serbia but in Germany they are worse than the turks.
Moved to Belgrade two months ago from Scotland. One of the best moves I've made. Got an great apartment in the centre of town, huge, large roof terrace, cheap bills. Qt Serbian 3D waifu and generally living the life.
Thanks Serbian bros, it's been great so far.
>>74302672
lel
Why so mad?
>>74303178
>roachposting loudly
Holy crap, you mad you got called out on being a shitskin?
>>74303242
Thanks bro :) romanians have a positive view of serbians as well
>>74303007
see you soon faggot, cant wait for the day to push an ak 47 in your mouth and blow your brains to kingdom come.
>>74291412
>>74291633
>>74292095
>>74299603
>>74303312
>but in Germany they are worse than the turks.
That's a fact.
Not my fault.
>>74303633
Yeah unfortunately most of the people in Germany are the people who were living in really shitty parts of Bosnia and grew up to be who they are. What are albanians like?
>>74303321
eh scots are cool i guess, had to endure shit pushed in by imperialist faggots of england. Kinda reminds me of us and our history, always had some faggot trying to conquer us. Enjoy life m8 and dont forget to pay taxes kek
Which serbs here live in Zarkovo in Belgrade? Should I move there, is it nice?
>>74303359
I think you have to prove it more than me, your ancestors being forced to get dicked by them and all.
>>74303446
Keep living in fantasy land kid. Your Zastava probably has some DU in it from when we bombed that factory, so brush up alongside it tonight and sleep with it so your birthrate falls even lower and your kid ends up retarded. Would be an improvement really. I can't believe you think your shitty rifles with Russian cum still on them can threaten someone from America, gun capital of the world.
>>74304038
I bet you're a vet who is now a fat neck beard sitting on his computer and shooting guns all day.
>>74303852
People are wary of me until I mention I'm a Scot then I'm treated very well. Helps that I'm learning Serbian and have many Serb friends I guess. So far 9/10. Just got back from Budapest today, which is just another cucked Western clone city (pretty though). Belgrade feels like home already. Looking for property in the south and hoping for citizenship.
Apparently we both have Celtic roots also. Based Serbia. 9/10 will continue to live in.
>>74304038
lol... i'm not even gonna argue with you, go suck a nigger dick and look after your wife's child you pathetic turd.
>>74303793
>What are albanians like?
Equally bad, if not even worse. But I just encountered Albanians twice or so, can't tell for sure.
Unfortunately 90%+ of Serbs I met here are primitive idiots. Sorry about this. Despite the handbags and ridiculous clothing style (man and woman) people where OK when I visited Serbia.
>>74304204
Atleast he makes enough to look after anything turkslave, how's Kosovo doing when we're on the subject of cuckholding.
>>74304018
we dont care if we're white by your standards you insignificant rape child. The only thing that matters is that you import all the muslims, get raped by them daily, your women become muslim whores and your country ends in ruins. Dont worry we aint gonna stop them when they pass through, we actually help them come to you faster. Enjoy sharia law bitch.
>>74304499
lol. We're importing Muslims for 60+ years now. Still no Sharia anywhere.
>>74304499
Im not gonna enjoy Muslims, Im moving to Belgrado and live on Dutch money coming in every month and not help the Serbian economy in any shape or form.
Atheist too, religion is for dumb people.
>>74290736
Who are trying to kid Dragan?
It's decent country by world stadards, but a shithole by western ones.
>>74304485
yes defend your masters bitch boy, suck his dick more maybe he'll send you some help for your retardation. Kosovo is fine, mostly albanian now, they are starving and dying while our minority there is fine and dandy with the help we send them. Soon the albanians will die out and we will be free of their sorry existence. Oh and many of them are actually coming to you now since you gave them visa liberalisation hahahahaha, enjoy!
>>74304791
kek you wont be living in Belgrade trust me. pro tip: if someone asks you were are you from dont answer, i will be looking for you now cunt.
>>74290736
>Why haven't you moved here yet?
We tried.
>>74304921
>Coming to me
>I'll be in Belgrado with my loyal Serbian woman
Might defecate a church just to piss off some /pol/ serbs too, your orthodox autism is pathetic.
>>74303322
meh not mad desu, just combination of overreaction and trolling and tired.
dont worry bro.
alles gut
>mfw we used to be in the same country with them but they were too shit so we quit
>>74305316
I wanna see you do that. It will be funny when you get beat up.
>>74305316
you actually think you are making me mad son? I dont care what you say on the internet i swear to you i will be looking for dutch people on my streets now. Hope i find you soon, you need to be tought to keep your mouth shut and not act tough around people much stronger and better than you.
>>74305470
And look where that got you.
>>74305470
lets see who will be too shitty when Ljublana will look like little mocambique. You think NATO will help for free without ANY agenda in mind? You are a living in a dream.
>>74305316
Just stop your fucking childish trolling behavior. Go to Belgrade and do that and GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!
>>74293718
>i wuz just pretending to be retarded he he
yвaтиш мe зa пpaвocлaвни кypaц
>>74305470
hi slovenian bro, too bad you left we had nice times. Ofc its always the croats fault for everything, fuckers cant coexist with anyone, watch them destroy the EU next.
>>74305551
That settles it greece, will be there next week and do it then post it here for laughs sake.
>>74305555
>Better
>200 eu income
Yeah right Dragan, stop acting like a Slavic chimp, dont you have some turkish food to prepare and claim your own.
remove kebab THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eB9WgR_N4h4
karadzicu vodi srbi svojjeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>74295938
>Muslims conquered part of their territory
That's because Kikeler gave weapons and training to kebab Bosniaks and Albos, who proceeded to massacre the Serbs in Kosovo. Serbia could've defended themselves, but they were simultaneously under assault from Germany, Croatia, Bosnia and Albania. It's you fault that kebab is the majority in Kosovo, eternal kraut.
>>74305316
oh yes one more thing, girls who go with foreigners do it for the money or to leave Serbia, so you coming here expect her to cheat her entire life or leave you for someone else. Nice job m8 keep fucking yourself up hahaha
>>74305709
Sure why not swede, you guys better enjoy it though.
>>74290736
I'd definitely visit Serbia if I had the money, but I don't know if I could live there cuz no work. Plus I'd be probably be really out of my element culturally, the learning curve would be really steep and you guys probably hate Americans anyway. I have mad respect for you guys though. You don't take shit from anybody and seem to take real, genuine pride in your country and your heritage. I think most countries would do well to take after that in some respect.
>>74306204
>Do it for the money
We're both EU citizens
>>74296106
go to a course, get a license and get a gun. You can keep it at home for self-protection, but you need a good reason to carry it (i.e. going somewhere where you might get killed).
I don't think it's hard to become a citizen. Just marry a qt here, and you're fine in a couple of years. It's a lot easier for German or Swede than for example Romanian to gain a citizenship (you get the point)
>>74306010
>valueing a person by material goods
see, you just proved how inferior you are. Absolutely pathetic, but what else to expect from a failed human.
Croatia looks better from what I know
>Adriatic Sea
>Catholicism
>best of both east and west
I'd rather move there
>>74306906
they are with eu and will be nigger and muslim infested in no-time
>>74306542
>failed human
>Inherited a company I dont even need to work in to live well
And here you are living like a hobo compared to my standards, hating the west because of fox and the grapes.
What year is your PC from, can you even afford a TV or do you have to beg with the Romanian gypsies in your not so homogeneous country, any education at all?
If she leaves me I can fuck another Slavic whore the next day, dont worry about me Dragan.
>>74306377
we dont blindly hate people for no reason. If you act like a respectable person, not like a cocky douchebag and respect our laws, traditions and people no one will hate you. Act like an arrogant monkey like this dutch faggot and expect getting a knife in the kidney. If you are willing to live and die for this country you can stay, if you want to only come to spend your money, party and have fun that's a reason for getting beat up because its provocation. We dont like westerners acting like they can come disrespect us like that and leave after everything thry've done.
>>74305640
I think, nay, I'm certain you are projecting pretty hard there, Sven.
>>74296353
Yeah, but...my stepmother is Romanian, and man, you're so infested and crossbred with gypsies that it's sad.
Glad that she's the blonde hair, green eyes phenotype so my step sister looks aryan too
>>74307045
dude, are you on your period or you're just going through the puberty? chill the fuck out,
>>74307035
funny how you picked a "slavic whore with inferior genes" as your mate. Whats the problem i thought you need to be pure lol? Seems to me like you have an inferiority complex and need to fix it by getting in our gene pool , i feel sorry for you. I have 3 tvs,, computer, tablet, nice car and earn 1500 euros a month thank you for worrying. Sorry to burst your bubble not everyone in Serbia is poor. Would risk going to jail and loosing it all though just to end your miserable life because honor and pride is more important then material possetions.
>>74307524
i cant chill out i'm sick and tired of these fuckers wanting to come here now that their countries are going to shit. Fuck them they deserve everything happening to them.
>>74307587
You believe post-nazi propaganda mate, plus Slavs make fine and easy women.
>M-muh Christian values
Funny how you bitch about other groups telling your country what to do but when its about Christianity you honorary Turks dont mind.
Cuckholding right there.
>>74292961
csicskavagy
>>74290736
>no coastline
>retarded Russian alphabet
>make films about drugged up pornstars fucking children.
Sure, Serbia.
>>74290736
I'm Albanian. Would I be killed if I come and live in your country without acting like a nationalist retard?
>>74308339
nice fedora tiping n8. Why the hate for Christianity so much? Mom didnt hug you enough? I have more respect for filthy muslims then idiots like you, at least they fight for something other then themselves. You spit on your family, country and everything else by spiting on Christianity like that, i have no respect for spineless, self hating cowards like you.
>inviting western cucks into serbia
>>74309226
he's an idiot, dont know why he started this stupid thread.
>>74309061
you would be fine, but most of the serbs are sceptical about albanians, including me
>>74309203
Christianity is a cancer replacing the true European culture of Paganism, I have no sympathy for dumb people like you worshipping a traitorous religion.
Then ofcourse your kind had to pray to allah for a long time so I get it.
>>74309061
you will be ok if you dont act like this:
>be me walking around with two friends having fun.
>dude aproaches us says he's from turkey
>asks if us he can get girls here and how to get them to fuck.
> we beat the shit out of him for insulting us like that
if you want a girl dont come disrespecting them like that asking random serbs how to fuck serbian women, specially when you come from a country we dislike.
>>74310157
you are an idiot, orthodox christianity has many slavic pagan values and ttaditions still firmly emdeded in itself. We saw christianity as an improvement on current beliefs at that time not a replacement. But your idiot mind cannot comprehend that
>Serbs
>white
>Croatia
is this a fucking /int/ post? look at all these flags
Just like stop lmao your shilling serbia so hard stoo being such a cuck braging about that shit hole of a country
