Why does Rand enjoy fast food so much?
CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>74289247
is that the kids meal?
kek little rand
trump should make him head of the food and drug admin
Rand's adorable, I love him.
I can't wait until he follows up Trump in 2024.
>>74289326
Looks healthy to me, beans, salad, potatoes what else do you need
>>74289247
Because Rand has the body of a 9 year old boy.
>little man big appetite
Rand has three sons, so who are these two girls?
>>74289611
>making his wife sit at the other table
ALPHA AS FUCK
>>74289247
Fast Food is one of the pinnacles of the modern Free Market.
Rand loves the Free Market.
Coincidence?
[spoiler]I think not.[/spoiler]
So once the election is over, who will be /pol/'s go to politician?
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG
Rand knows he had to endorse Trump or else Hillary would force everything to be Halal at his favorite restaurants if she won.
He doesnt. He only makes sure he takes photos when he occasionally does in order to show voters he is one of them. Typical politician.
>>74289643
>girls
Because hes healthy enough that he can eat whatever he wants. He ran marathons and so did his dad.
He's a real American
>>74289611
god fucking DAMN look at that chop
There is literally nothing wrong with drinking apple juice.
>>74289772
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>>74289909
Did he piss himself?
Oh Randy Randy what have you done bad boy
Jeez dude these filenames are brutal
>>74289791
>tfw when you haven't eaten in burger in 4 hours
>>74289247
Gotta eat big when you fight for the constitution everyday
>>74289791
>when your human suit starts to fall apart
>>74290435
This
>>74290476
Shouldn't you be voting for a Brexit or something
>>74289247
>>74289281
>>74289326
I wud fuck him in the ass no homo. So cute.
>>74290571
23rd of June
>>74289909
Are those things even human?
>>74289909
How can we even say these two things are the same species
>>74289247
>Why does Rand enjoy fast food so much?
Because FREEDOM, asshole!
>>74290720
u have a grandpa fetish lmao
>Rand got a wife shorter than him
Good move.
Kasich vs Paul, Eating Competition. Who wins?
>>74291489
And hot too
>>74289611
Holy fuck!
>>74291495
I would rather like a "Rand & Kasich - Eating around the campaign trail" show.
>>74289247
Lil' Rand
Has Rand apologised to the Donald yet?
>>74291877
>Has Rand apologised to the Donald yet?
Is Trump the Eternal Pussy offended again? :^)
>>74291942
No, he doesn't get offended.
>>74291942
>Germany
>calling someone a pussy
>>74291942
Trump wasn't offended, I don't want to start liking Rand again until he has sworn allegiance to the God Emperor.
TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT
>>74289247
He's an American.
>>74292012
>>74292028
>>74292058
"Waaah, waaah, they said mean things about me, waaaaaah!"
>not offended
lmao
>>74289643
>Libertarian
Probably a Pedo.
>>74289452
>those portion sizes
yeah no
>>74289909
they look like little Indians
>>74292161
Noone here is Donald Trump Ahmed!
...yet
>>74292161
>mfw the AFD aren't even close to Jeb Bush's politics and they're considered ebil nazis
Don't know.
>>74292315
This means something :^)
>>74289247
The toy in his happy meal.
>>74289909
If I ever here someosomeone say Mexicans are white again Imma punch em.
>>74292161
No, Rand needs to beg for forgiveness.
>>74292651
But not because Trump is offended. I get it. Trump is never offended and takes everything thrown at him like a real man :^)
>>74292742
Germany just stop you can't shitpost properly.
>>74292809
This is a lie. Apologize at once, asshole.
>>74289247
He wants to be a BIG BOY!
>>74292058
>Wanting a conservative minarchist to grovel at the feet of an authoritarian
why tho
>>74292987
UUUU
>>74289247
>McDouble
The wise man. Selecting the best nutrution/buck industrial food can offer. Avoiding Coca-CornSyrup and starchy fries. See, America, you can eat fast food and stay slim.
>Why does Rand enjoy fast food so much?
It's the only thing he can afford after paying for all his roads.
>>74289247
it's the only thing he can afford
>>74293411
This is why you are all fat on your continent.
Fruit juice is basically all sugar.