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2016-05-17 16:13:43 Post No. 74269502
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2016-05-17 16:13:43
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> be born in America
> mom takes a loan of 100.000.000$ to pay for the hospital bill
> drive your cart across the long journey from the praerie to home
> you're finally home, just in time for your 15th birthday
> "Happy birthday Josh Michael jr. Senior!"
> mom has a pressent
>it's your 5th gun
>"Thx mom, I'm in love with it!"
> get sued by McDonald
> accumulate a debt of 10.000.000.000$ by the age of 15
>sirens begin to cry
>the Burger King is invading
>hurry down to the bunker
>mom couldn't afford the "Ultra Deluxe Mustang Mega Bunker XXXXXXXXXL 2.0"
>only have the "Normal Size Bunker XXXXL"
>only enough space for one of you or all of your heads
>morale dilemma.exe
>mom suggests you go in there alone and pray that they'll all survive
>suddenly mega church cops appear
>mom is charged with 100 acts of incitement of praying in non-tax-exempt-mega-church
>death penalty
>as they drag mom away you yell "FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY!"
>get sued by Burger King
>run down into the bunker
>you can barely fit,
>it's like this bunker was built for fucking out-starved size M Europeans!!!
>what. the. fuck, MOM!?!?!
>suddenly the sound of diabetes dims down
>no more sounds
>go outside of the bunker
>the oxygen license bill lies at the front of the bunker
>[UNPAID] OXYGEN LICENSE HAS BEEN ANNULLED
>not enough money to pay the oxygen company
>get sued
>the USM offers to pay your oxygen bills if you join the army
>accept
>get stationed in Vietnam
>get HIV by a prostitute
>become a heroin addict
>get Herpes by sharing the same heroin needles
>decide to look outside of the base
>get shot in the leg by Viet Chong
>get sent home
>can't afford hospital bill
>have to walk around with an open leg wound
Fucking shit commienust free-healthcare Denmark, your country only works in THEORY!
