>Walking around campus
>Some groid is literally talking about WE WUZ KANGZ AN SHIT
>He's ooga booga'ing about how WE DUN BILT DA PYRAMIDS AND SHIT
>I stop to watch and laugh
>I'm standing there laughing at him like an autistic retard in front of a shiny object
>Apparently my laughter triggers the ape and he starts giving me shit
>AYE YO RAYSIS CRACKA EDOMITE CAVEMAN PECKERWOOD, WE DONE BILT DA PYRAMIDS AN SHIT
>Not sure what to say so I just reply
>"Spell pyramid"
>Dindu stops and looks utterly confused
>AYE WUT?!
>"Spell Pyramid" I repeat
>Dindu sucks his teeth and scowls
"CHU TALKIN BOUT, CRAKA?
>"You built the pyramids" I say "Spell pyramid for me"
>Long pause
>P....I....R
>I start howling laughing and clutching my sides
>MAN FUCK YOU HWITE BOI CRACKA ASS CRACKA MUHFUGGA
I thought of a million better things to say after that fact, of course, but that was as good as I could do off the top of my head.
Did....did I do good, anons?
>>74264877
This didn't happen, you should kill yourself for trying this hard
KANGZ
Gods work anon, Gods work.
If that actually happened, you're brave as fuck. You a big guy, or maybe small enough he'd feel stupid fighting you? I'm over 6 feet so I'd be expected to fight him and I can't fight worth shit.
>filed under -T- for -Things that didn't happen-
>>74264877
>>P....I....R
>fake and gay
A real nigger would have chimped out and stabbed you
>>74264877
That's silly, the ayy lmaos built the pyramids
>>74265154
Hola Fidel!
>>74264877
Cool story bro
>>74265282
sup senpai
>>74264877
>Walking around campus
The worst part of this story is that this nigger who can't even spell elementary-school vocabulary words was admitted into college.
Fuck, I hate our broken educational system.
>>74265135
Not all small guys fear taller guys. Tall just means tall, it doesn't mean you can fight.
This stupid meme has to end.
>>74265135
It was 10:30 in the morning and there were tons of people walking around. I dont think Tyrone wanted to lose his free ride
>>74265337
Association with communism is punishable by death by US government. I'm a CIA agent operating in Vietnam. I demand that you identify yourself with time-stamped proofs
>>74264877
ITT: Made up shit.
>>74265002
This
>>74265337
Proxy what? Please tell me Castros dead. I also want to believe that
>>74265683
Are you even communist anymore? I heard you guys sold yourselves for the shekels
>>74264877
>>P....I....R
Fucking niggers. Good job, brother.
This is the greatest and best race in the world
...
abos
Long time ago me and my pic related here,
we was taking advantage of
Some shitty left wing Government
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny kike
in the middle
of the welfare line
And he said:
"Make the worst post in the world,
or I'll cut your gibs." (giiibs)
so me and Walabuljalab
we looked at each other,
and we each said
"Give us a durry cunt"
And we typed the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The worst post in the World
it was the worst post in the World.
Look into my pants and it's easy to see
That that big black cock
it was meant for thee
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand posts you see,
When the girls doth dykes and the men doth NEETS
White man can't compeeeete...
Needless to say, the kike was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whoopy tail,
And the kike was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you honkeys?"
And we said, "Nay.
We Wuz but Kangz."
Didgeredoo!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The greatest post in the World, no.
This is just Australia
>>74265726
Fidel is quite sick, he's gonna die soon. Raul is training new guys to take over
>>74265618
>not all small guys fear taller guys
You will once you get into a fight with a tall guy, manlet. The height advantage is big even if you don't know how to fight.
>>74265845
Once a commie, always a dirty commie, citizen.
I repeat. I am a CIA operative in Vietnam. Association with communism is punishable by death by the US government. I request that you identify yourself, citizen. Who are you and what are you doing in Cuba?
>>74265916
Cuban government doesn't block 4chan?
>>74265916
Yeah I can't wait to celebrate. But what do you think will happen with the next generation? Everyone must know communism is shit. Will someone try to change things?
Gave me a proper chuckle
>>74266054
I'm about to Make Cuba Great Again. Glory in 30 minutes, turn on CNN
>>74266054
If it really were punishable by death, why are there so many commies on college campuses and in the government? There was a Sanders rally at my university and there were literal commies walking around.
Also stop shitposting ChingChing DogChow.
>niggers
>randomly chimping
As someone who has observed niggers in the wild from afar, niggers are typically slovenly sloth-like creatures who spend most of their day lounging. Only when challenged or spying opportunity (such as an unattended bicycle) will their true nature activate, typically until apprehended by police or shot.
>>74266054
Lame bait, Nguyen Viet! Get to work, rice nigger.
>>74265864
Not bad
>>74266112
I don't think they know about 4chan
>>74266166
Actually most people don't mind, life is pretty comfy. It's a lot less restrictive than you think I would say, as you see I'm posting on 4chan whatever I want, (only problem is internet goes down quite a lot)
>>74266054
CIA got nothing better to do than shitpost on a weebshit image board instead of usurping commies.
>>74264877
read this on JewTube yesterday. Meme Magic is real
>>74266409
BUILD
>>74266220
>>74266540
Fair enough. So how are you about to Make Cuba Great Again anon?
>>74264877
I can believe it. I've met plenty of dindu's who had the literacy rate of a 2nd grader. I remember last year 50 cent bet floyd mayweather 1 million if he could read one page off a harry potter book.He didn't take the bet.
>>74265337
ADDED TO COLLECTION
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>>74266259
I do not have the authority to disclose that kind of information. Just be reassured that when the time comes, glorious CIA agents such as myself will come for them. Picture is not related but is used to illustrate my point.
>>74266409
>>74266572
Insulting a US government official is a serious crime. Your IPs have been logged and forwarded to HQ.
>>74266585
>White skin = leprosy
>White skin = unpure
Wew lass
>>74264877
>dear internet today i stood up to blacks
no you didnt you cuckold sissy
EVERYONE can tell youre lying
>>74266540
Proof Cuban friend
I want to believe
>>74266774
fascist death squads
>>74265154
holy shit they got some internet
>>74267030
jealous.. maybe someday..
>>74265864
>Didgeredoo!
Got me there
>>74265618
A tall person who knows how to fight will beat a short person who knwos how to fight. A tall person who doesnt will beat a short person who doesnt. But theres no point, since you will never learn
>>74266540
Is Cuba cucked by tourism yet?
I want to get down there before you get your first Starbucks.
>>74266945
really? how can you tell?
>>74265154
>filed under -Rh- for - Rare(holofoil)
>>74267030
Really. If La Republica de Cuba doesn't know about 4chan then where are you going to hit there hermano?
>>74265135
You know there is such a thing as Manley blacks don't you? I'm 5'9 and I see ones who stand 5'6 all the time.
>>74267030
Filthy enemy, I am on an classified operation relating to collecting diplomacy information between communist axis.
I demand your cooperation. Tell me, how do your fellow filthy commies see your commie brethren in Vietnam? Do you or your fellow countrymen know what is going on in Vietnam? How warm is the relationship between your leaders?
>>74267707
Just stfu man. Literally nobody buys it or cares
>>74267030
What's your current occupation?
most blacks think the piramids were built 300 years ago
in 300 years they went from WE WUZ to slaves to present day
>>74265002
fpbp
>>74268280
Did I ask for your opinion? You bitch ass fat cuck? You are not rare. You are mediocre. No one wants to hear you talk even on 4chan. You stfu.
Let me talk to Cuban anon.
>>74265936
>>74267201
>t. weaklings
>>74265135
>>74264877
I can confirm this happened. I was there clapping.
>>74267201
holy fuck is this what you actually believe
>>74266402
This. Nigs are usually chilling... until they aren't.
