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>The Angry Birds Movie is both the equivalent of a screaming five-year-old and a regressive piece of American propaganda. Out of all the films I’ve seen this year, this is the one I least expected to have an anti-immigration and an eye for an eye message underneath it. But it’s actually happened. Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks.
>>74251592
Lmao so butthurt. I'm looking forward to seeing this movie in cinemas.
>>74251592
Can't wait to watch this movie
>>74251592
D-DONT LET YOUR CHILD WATCH THIS, GOY!
>>74251662
Kek, bretty good.
>30 million copies downloaded
>copies
This is a Jew that doesn't understand how anything works
I read and watched a couple of reviews of this movie and for some reason almost nobody mentions the obvious theme of the movie.
Some feminist reviewer philosoflik or something made ebin sarcastic review about it how it promotes male anger, but regular reviewers say how it has no substance, no message , nothing.
Is the movie too hard for normies to understand or do they avoid talking about the subject on purpose?
>>74252067
Read the last sentence in pic related >>74251662
I'll still download it on piratebay
Nice, still have 2 days left running in the cinemas here. Gotta go tommorow or the day after, these guys deserve every penny.
>>74251592
>What starts as a story about tempering your anger devolves into a revenge mission
hahaha this faggot is prolly disappointed when a violin case in a gangster movie doesn't have a violin in it.
>>74252067
They're definitely trying to avoid talking about the obvious parallels this film has with the refugee problem. They don't want the idea that people should be weary of mass importations of incompatible cultures to gain any ground.
>>74252067
>Some feminist reviewer philosoflik or something made ebin sarcastic review about it how it promotes male anger,
I think leftos have probably gotten it in their heads that anger is bad, period, rather than inappropriate or disproportionate hate/anger.
>>74252338
Yes sure but it seems so bizarre, like they all met together and decided to not talk about it.
I mean it wouldn't be surprising after gamergate, but still.
>>74251592
Fuck, now I actually want to see the movie.
>>74251592
I want to go see this now kek
>>74251592
REDPILLED
LONDON HAS FALLEN
“Go back to Fuckheadistan,” growls Neanderthal Secret Service agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) as he knifes a faceless goon about halfway through the grab bag of dog-whistles and dog-shit filmmaking that is London Has Fallen. One of the cheapest looking $100 million movies ever made, this sequel to the 2013 sort-of-hit Olympus Has Fallen ditches the original’s “Die Hard in the White House” premise in favor of sub-Death Wish 3 sadism and Red Dawn-esque survivalism, but without the notes of camp or jingoist pulp that could make either watchable. Instead, Swedish director Babak Najafi (Easy Money: Hard To Kill) has thrown together one of the worst action movies in recent memory, its signal achievement being a firefight that’s presented in a single take, but which still manages to be incomprehensible. Perhaps the movie’s politics—which range from tone deaf to irredeemable—would be more of an issue if it weren’t so inept.
London Has Fallen finds Banning and his best bro, President Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart), flying out to the British capital for a state funeral, soon revealed to be a set-up for a very poorly explained terrorist invasion. Indeterminably Arab evildoers appear to have infiltrated London’s police and emergency services in order to kill world leaders in ludicrous ways, like blowing up Westminster Abbey while the Italian prime minister is sightseeing or trying to shoot Marine One out of the air with a rocket launcher. (This may sound like the stuff of an over-the-top action movie, but London Has Fallen has a way of turning gonzo set pieces into listless patience-testers.) The bad guys’ motive: To avenge bystanders killed by a drone strike. At this point, the reader is invited to take some time to fully take in this dumpster of xenophobia, in which the bugaboo of immigrants “taking” jobs is explicitly conflated with terrorism, and brown people are scary enough to turn humanitarian issues into threats to international safety.
>>74251592
This shit is being SLIDDD
>>74253292
>>74252584
>>74252606
What if we're being jewed?
What if >>74251662 is not even part of the movie, therefore the plot is totally different.
The jews came here and made up how this movie is redpilled and such so you'll go see it. It'll turn out howewer that they lied to you. By then it will be too late though - their reasoning being that the cute pigs and birds live peacefully in the end as it turns out that the birds were just opressive, racist, and bigots, because #notallpigs are like the terrorist pigs will already have brainwashed you (at least that's what they hope for). If not even for you as a parent, it will work on your child.
We are being jewed, this is a false flag.
Look at you, you already decided to spend money and see this in a cinemax near you. You wouldn't download a car, after all, right, goyim?
>>74253292
pump-a-rum!
>>74252898
Just watched this.
>>74254019
Then I'll pirate it or get it from redbox
>>74251592
>>74252521
the thing is as soon as you start talking about this stuff as a public person, you will have right wing people praising you for that and left wing people (who are in power these days) scolding you for catering to "nazis"
>>74251909
lmao
>>74254112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU
From a review
>"Story? Egal! Der Stress mit den gierigen Schweinchen – eigentlich auch egal. „Angry Birds“ besteht letztlich aus einer Ansammlung von computeranimierten Slapstick-Einlagen in 3D, ziemliche witzig animiert und gesprochen von prominenten Deutschen Schauspielern wie etwas Christoph Maria Herbst als Red. Und das genügt völlig, für gute eineinhalb Stunden Spaß ohne Tiefgang – dafür mit ziemlich vielen Lachern."
>ohne tiefgang
>stress mit gierigen schweinchen - egal
Normies might really be blind to this issue. I mean germans nowadays aren't even familiar with the memes about jews.
>>74252898
>Go back to Fuckheadistan
holy fuck my sides
>>74254524
Übersetztung du fücking cuckenspieler
>>74254621
Bitte
>>74254462
It's actually Ironic, because the people who made this were illegally using the music from another source of media themselves without giving them their cut.
https://torrentfreak.com/rights-group-fined-for-not-paying-artist-for-anti-piracy-ad-120717/
>tfw every kid sees this
>tfw they all grow up redpilled since childhood
>/pol/ becomes the most active forum in the world
>more and more walls are built in every country
>>74254462
Kek
Should I pirate this, or should I go to cinema and pay for it?
Only fraction of ticket money will go to the people who made film
>>74254632
tl;dr
>Story? doesn't matter. The hassle with the greedy pigs - irrelevant.
>It's a funny movie without deeper meaning.
>>74251592
>Kikes disagree with message in film
Bad goy Bad goy!! Someone should answer for this. It's like annuda shoah.
>Zootopia, a movie with the message that grass eating animal's prejudice against carnivores for some reason is bad
It's just a movie goy!!! Why are you so upset goy? It's just a fucking Disney movie, Goy!!
>>74255263
the more popular it is the longer it will stay in cinemas and the more people will see it.
>>74252067
Same reason they hated the dark Knight rises. It made fun of the occupy fags
>>74255462
Gonna check ammount of jews behind this movie, and then I gonna go if I deem it acceptable
>>74255557
Lmao people hated batman v superman because it was """"too dark""""
>>74255733
Just remember: No movie will be completely Judenrein. Not even the politically incorrect or redpilled ones.
Take for example Twin Peaks by David Lynch who happens to hate political correctness. He especially hates "token Black" characters and he refuses to include any blacks in his movies besides those few he personally want, and they are VERY few.
Despite all this credits for Twin Peaks still reads "Produced by Feinberg" etc. But they let him get away with it because he's an auteur director.
>>74255413
>Oy vey meine freuendes, das story ist keine problem es ist just eine stupidity! Concentrihren on das cute pigsch und börds, keine search für eine mihningst!
t. Karl 'Give me your money you greedy asshole' Marx & Theodore 'Everything is subjective except for what I say' Adorno
>>74256068
>John Cohen
>Only 16% jewish
Wut
>>74256158
It probably means it contains one full Jew (John Cohen), 2 half-Jews (those two actors) and a whole lot of non-Jews (light gray section)
>>74256068
w-wtf is this site?
>>74251592
>But it’s actually happened. Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks
all this "education", and they still use the same playbook
>>74252898
>Swedish director Babak Najafi
>>74256455
j-dar.ca not spam damnit
>>74256455
It's j-dar.ca. I wonder what the most Jewish movie on that site is.
>>74255858
>Batman
>too dark
Even my own brother, who used to be a bigger batfan than me, said this
>>74256068
How is this even legal?
16%.. it's the holocaust all over again
>>74251662
holy lel
>>74256068
>>74256158
>>74256412
>>74256455
>>74256739
>>74256753
>>74257320
Reminder that this site is run by Jews and not to be trusted
>>74253292
That no pickle pee.
>>74253292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
Reminder that this is considered a "film critic".
>Maybe men shouldn't make movies...
>>74254914
>sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jaeger
>>74257133
Batman is supposed to be dark kek. The comics were edgy as shit
>>74251592
God dammit. Now I have to choose between subjecting myself to a shitty film, and contributing to something that pisses off leftists. I might compromise and buy a ticket but not go.
>>74258865
if the film is anti-muslim, it won't be shitty
>>74258468
maximum edgy
>>74258266
It's a good thing the entire entertainment industry doesn't mean jack shit.... like her opinion.
I don't think enough people will be red-pilled by this fellow /pol/acks, i'll have to openly shout the message of the movie to the people at my theater, all /pol/acks who are willing to fight for the survival of their race and ideology should do this.
>>74258266
>Movie based on a popular game called ANGRY birds
>Gets upset that it has to do with anger
>>74260640
>liberal """"logic""""
>>74254019
Is there anything that
>isnt
a false flag, you
>paranoid fuck?
>>74260825
why do you
>type
like
>this
?
>>74251592
Birds (planes) aimed at structures (WTC, etc.) built by pigs (corporation)
this game was enjoyable 4.5/5
>>74251662
holy shit
>>74251592
>>74251662
I had a 50+ year old math teacher from Germany who adored angry birds.
Really makes you think :^)
>>74254019
Seen it. The movie is redpilled as fuck.
SPOILER:
Pigs get BTFO when birds realize they've been cucked.
>>74260992
What
>the fuck
do you care?
"emphasis"
>giyf,
moron
>>74251592
I'm 28 years old and my wife keeps asking why I insist we go see this movie. I'll go see this during the late night showing when there are fewer kids at the theater.
>>74261835
>redpilled bird literally looks like a red pill
>invading pigs are green (the colour of Islam) and pigs (haram beast in Islam)
This is just marvellous.
>>74261835
Never thought I'd see the day when the fucking Angry Birds are overflowing with awareness
>>74262048
Just tell her the truth, it's more fun that way
>>74251592
kill yourself nazi retard I hate You and your corrupt pig father to the guts and I wish You have an horrible suicide like that retard cunt from France.
>>74252313
loled
>>74251592
>>74261560
Greentext is for quoting you fucking summer retard.
>>74263152
>when I was a little anon I got made fun for how I used greentext. I never forgot those days.
The
>Teasing
Humiliation
>I come back some times and make fun of other little anons for using
>greentext
>>74263957
>He has no Meme Magic
>He didn't lurk
>This anon is a super autist
>>74263060
>sandpiggers
>>74252067
The movies message is about naive trust being bad.
Nobody can really argue against that so what do you expect them to say?
They got their head up their ass and they will just keep pretending the issue doesnt exist.
>>74251592
I used to hate my young cousin for playing Angry Birds all fucking day.
Not anymore.
>clean shaved
>wearing a crown
>can't remember pigs using any kind of explosives
first time I saw the poster I thought it was resembling a salafi, most of saudis are fat and have that kind of beard
they're Muslim mashallah
>>74263152
Greentext is for whatever
>the fuck
I use it for,
>asshole
Blow me
>>74266838
>clean shaved
No, see pic.
>can't remember pigs using any kind of explosives
Their castles very often have TNT in them. See pic too.
>>74251662
Classic
>>74267055
I meant in-game afaik. I played it for less than 30mins max few years ago
>>74262048
Why does she always look so sick and tired?
Can someone here stream this?
>>74253292
this is illegal in the UK. Put it in prison.
>>74267674
A character would look as such if your mudnigger autist neighbor made her
