told my buddy I like to eat pussy and he called me a leftist cuck. Wtf?
>>74230579
salty coins
>>74230579
oral sex is degenerate
>>74230579
It was seen as the ultimate act of submission in ancient Rome. Today, it's basically a requirement if you DON'T want to get cheated on, lol.
>>74230579
Only if youre not getting your dick sucked at the same time.
Or at least farting in her mouth
>>74230579
>>74230670
Isn't this a joke from The Sopranos?
Does your friend sweat a lot and eat gabbagool, OP?
Your buddy is fucking moron when it comes to love making, some may not like it but generally from my conversations with women eating the pussy is how you get them nice and wet for a good pounding. Its not un-mannish to want them to feel damn fantastic, thats the most alpha fucking male thing you can do, its like there every desire.
>>74230637
you don't like getting blowjobs from your girlfriend/wife?
>>74230579
>not enjoying the delicious vagina taste
>>74230733
Also its surprising how many millennial guys suck at eating pussy. Either that or nobody my age knows where the clit is
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER
>>74230733
This. How is being proficient at fucking cuck shit? Your friend is a dickless moron.
>>74230579
I like pussy, so I dont see the problem with it
It puts a woman in a position of power over you.
It's cuck shit.
>>74230826
I wonder how people did it before porn was widely accessible
that shit is hard to find on. it's not as obvious as the >clit is a the female cock meme would have you believe
>sticking your tongue where other cocks have been
You may as well just suck a dick while you're at it. Eating pussy is ultimate cuck.
A man eating pussy is literally the second most heterosexual thing in the world, the first being fucking said pussy.
>>74230579
sounds like a nigger moving in on your girl
around blacks, never relax
not only do you eat that puss, you eat that butt and suck on toes/soles. and you put your cock in deep. penetrate that cervix and shes yours.
I don't see a problem with it, as long as she returns the favor.
>>74230982
No it doesn't, virgin boy. Pleasing a woman is among the most alpha things a man can do.
>>74230579
ITT: Complete and helpless virgins.
>>74230982
>woman trusting her most sensitive part in your mouth where you can bite it off if you so choose
>being in a position of power over you
kek
this shit is confusing, even this thread is split 50/50
>>74230611
holy fuck, never thought of this. It does taste like that!
Honestly, I enjoy eating a girl out so long as shes clean down there. I enjoy how the body moves and try to read how shes reacting. IMO if shes willing to suck a dick, I should be willing to suck a feminine dick. I-I mean pussy, haha, heh right guys? Right?
>>74230579
If you eat her pussy all the time even though you really don't like it and she never sucks your dick, then your buddy might have a point.
Otherwise, tell him to fuck off and get back to seeing how wet your girl can make your beard, bro.
>>74231023
That's true but even nowadays with porn a lot of guys just focus on pumping for 20 minutes and getting themselves off instead of engaging in foreplay and fugging for like 1-2hrs.
All my ex gfs might hate me but all of them would still admit I took fugging very seriously
>>74230579
eating pussy is literally the gayest thing anyone can do, youre putting your mouth where dicks go
All non-vaginal sex is degenerate.
>>74231154
Pretty much this
>>74230982
>licking pussy is the same thing as watching her fuck another guy
>>74231181
>>74231185
t. obese virgins
Take your beta faggotry back to /r9k/
It's not cuck but I hate it. Don't give a fuck if she feels good or not. I cum and she can gtfo my house.
>>74230579
I'd shove my tongue in her cooter for days
>>74230579
>>74230733
Yeah I'd say I don't enjoy doing it, but it's the act of making her feel good and that leading to her doing things for you. Gotta give and to take you know? And you can still retain dominance in the situation. If she's making you eat pussy without returning the favor and sucking you off, that's when it could be considered a problem though.
pennies and salty milk
Eating pussy is great and not submissive if you do it like a G like that stone guy on Ninja Scroll
>>74231100
>Pleasing a woman is among the most alpha things a man can do.
Man the flag makes this one tough. If US flag, b8. Torn between woman or recent migrant from reddit.
>>74231117
It's split between people with actual sexual experience and people with absolutely none.
>>74230579
Not an alpha per se: I take in consideration what my girlfriend says, don't push her like commodity or behave like a rude bloke. Otherwise fit, earn well - 2000€ a month, fun at parties and a leader in friends group. Eat pussy every time we shag, wake up here with kuni as often as I can.
I remember I was hanging out with my buddy one time and we were just walking around, and we came across his girlfriends ex-boyfriend. During the encounter he said
>You like eating her pussy bro? I shot so many loads in and all around it, it must taste great to you
Ever since then I thought eating pussy was the faggiest thing you could ever do, the only way it could be remotely ok is if she's a virgin
>>74230579
>told my buddy I like to eat pussy and he called me a leftist cuck
LOL. I call bullshit. How to you know this guy? /pol/ meetup? No normy is gonna say that.
Anyone that believes this is an idiot.
reported.
>Eat a girl out? Pssh, nothin personnel, but I only look out for my own pleasure, like a REAL alpha
>WOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT KEKED? THANKS JEWS
>>74230579
Anyone have that story of the dude who was cucked by a female?
It started with them trying to organize a three way and it went down hill from there.
But yeah no. Eating the pusspuss isn't cucky or leftist at all.
Watching your girlfriend get fucked is.
Bring her to orgasm yourself, is not.
Whether it's degenerate or not is a different story.
>>74231133
>IMO if shes willing to suck a dick, I should be willing to suck a feminine dick.
FAGGOT
I have one rule when it comes to pussy eating, I have to be in a close relationship with a girl for atleast two months.
I've been in several one night stand/FWB relationships, but I'll never go down on those kind of girls. So only in a committed relationship will I perform cunnilingus. I'm currently in a relationship with my girlfriend, it's been two years. We both go down on each other and I don't have a problem with it (I practice as much as I can and she seems to dig it). If that makes me a beta cuck, whatever. It's fun as long as it's with someone you're going steady with and love.
>>74231254
>it's the act of making her feel good and that leading to her doing things for you
You're a terrible person
>>74231268
Ninjas scroll, too, taught me the fine dining ways of eating pussy
I agree, pussy can be nasty as fuck. I prefer to get my throat fucked. I'm not gay tho
all of you suck dick at life.
>>74231513
The fuck for? THATS HOW LIFE WORKS DIPSHIT. You do things for people, they do things for you, it's called BEING A FUCKING HUMAN BEING.
>>74231472
I know right. /pol/ doesn't understand rational self-interest in the least.
>>74231472
Not OP, but I just find the inside of the pussy to be repulsive. Is pussy eating really necessary to keeping a gf?
>>74231666
>>74231684
>inside of pussy is good enough for your penis
>not good enough for your tongue
wut
>>74230579
Unless you're married or in a serious relationship eating pussy is a cuck thing
>>74231046
>he thinks penetrating the cervix is a good thing
>>74230579
>Asking for sex advice on the largest virgin conglomerate on the web
>>74231736
This place is so messed up. I mean, that pic. Holy fuck
>>74231759
>asshole is good enough for your penis
>not good enough for your tongue
If I'm super horny I'll do it.
But then again I do all kinds of shit when I'm super horny.
>>74231777
Are you retarded? You have to go down on every girl you have sex with. It's a must. Don't be an insensitive wanker.
>>74231807
Chillin
>>74230579
>told my buddy I like to eat pussy and he called me a leftist cuck. Wtf?
His girl must stank like the dumpster behind red lobster. Pussy, in a clean, shaven/waxed state is a God tier delicacy. Anyone who tells you different is a faggot ass nigger
>>74231807
>not liking Snuff pepe
>>74230579
It's only cuck if you don't fuck her afterwards
Also,
>>>/r9k/
>>74231806
This isn't reddit anon
>>74231807
>>74231805
B-but muh doujins!
>>74231818
>implying I don't eat the anus
>>74230579
I have a small dick so pussy eating is my only skill lmao.
>>74231683
That's not why good people do things in life you narcissistic fuck. I enjoy eating my girl out because it makes her feel good. You said you don't enjoy it but you do it cause it you get shit in return
Literally 100% of the people in this thread are faggots.
Russian pussy
>>74230611
salty milk + coins.
>>74230670
Come on, if your woman cheats on you under any circumstances then you're a beta cuck
>>74231943
I hope the artist chooses to kill himself before trying to kill someone else
>>74230982
>brb unlocking Barbra from her cage
>>74230579
Not if you do it right, faggot. How are you the sub when she's gripping her thighs and her eyes are rolling back in her head?
I bet Trump dines on pussy like a champ.
>>74230579
Pussy juice and snot are basically the same thing, so if you eat pussy, you should also lick not out of your gf's nose. Why not?
>>74230579
Yes which is why I opt for rimjobs instead.
>>74232120
>>74230579
Seeking validation from a Polynesian Papyrus imageboard is.
If it's your gf/wife and she hasn't fucked another man then you'd be a genuine piece of shit not to do so, especially if you want to make her happy.
Otherwise literally who gives a fuck, if you eat out random bar sluts that is actually pretty lame.
Its one of many ways to lubricate your woman. If you are impatient and dont feel like carreaing her thighs and navel you can always tounge some snatch to get her nice and wet.
>>74230579
>pussy mucus = acidic (to kill sperm)
>cum = alkaline (prostate fluid, to protect from killer mucus)
evolutionist creationist, it's clear that females were never meant as the mates of males
>>74230579
It's unhygienic
>>74230579
SOMEONE POST THE ROMAN/GREEK OPINION ON EATING PUSSY COPYPASTA
>caring about how women feel
When will these meme end?
>>74231736
The poop is too much. I mean, that's just icky.
>>74230579
In my experience it's a lot easier to get a girl going just by fingering. Also a lot of girls don't have the best hygiene so the pussy can stank/taste off to the point where I just can't do it. Current gf isn't that way, but maybe it's because she's not a dumbfuck when it comes to sex either. Also if the girl can't suck dick I feel a lot less inclined to eat her out. If a girl won't give oral or cant be bothered to learn to do it correctly don't give her oral simple as that you reap what you sow.
>>74231818
So no oral is what you're saying?
>>74231100
>giving a FUCK about the woman's pleasure
Sex is for the man you fucking faggot
>>74230733
Have you ever fucked a girl after going down on her? It's the wettest, best feeling pussy.
if she won't swallow my cum then no
>>74232273
can't really compare modern hygiene pussy to ancient stank puss
If you're girlfriend makes you eat her pussy, but never sucks your dick. You're a cuck
Otherwise, nothing wrong with the ol' lickeroo.
>>74232333
I was about to say this. It's not about her.
>>74232273
>Giving a shit about what a fallen empire of homosexuals thought
Come on.
>>74231818
seriously you dont eat ass what are you a fucking faggot?
>>74231961
Uhm?? No. You can give her a quick oral just to cheer her up before her gym session or in a lunch break to make her feel good. Giving pleasure doesn't mean you have to get it back.
>>74232051
So you're saying you're a faggot.
>>74230579
only beta if
a) she's dirty down there and it's like a day old outdoor fish market
or
b) she won't return the favor and you are a huge cuck
Most of you are still awfully disgusting I see. I'll have you know your perversions are the norm nowadays. You jumped on the normie train /pol/. Please kill yourselves.
Da fuck. This board ain't no right wing society. It's full of virgin autists and hooker clients.
How is not watching and feeling her cum with just your mouth and fingers, not one of the greatest things ever?
Talking about it all the time is for sure degenerate. But just doing it, no way. Well...maybe a little. What is the true power of a for sure orgasm. These are the true mysterious
>>74232410
>>74232433
The tl;dr version is eating pussy is more emasculating than sucking dick or getting fucked in the ass.
Kind of true desu.
i'd eat out a girl if she was my girlfriend but thats about it
but I mean if its just a girl im banging there is literally no reason to
If I want to eat shitty roast beef I'll go to Arby's. At least they have curly fries.
>>74231154
This. I had a girl who tried this shit with me , tried to get me to eat her out and fuck her after as the routine and I was not having it, demanded she suck too. 69 is a good compromise
>>74230579
Knowing how to properly please your woman, and therefore attracting her to you, is not beta. Your fear of vagina is.
>>74232580
They are supercucks
Haven't you seen those posts where they praise the disgusting Indians because some of those approve of their great faggy New Yorker prez candidate, not realizing Indians only hate Muslims because Islam mandates its followers to take baths and wash hands
ITT: Degenerates... Anything other then missionary for procreation is degenerate.
>>74232049
No altruism is false.
Do you work for free too? Or do you demand to be paid? If you do, you've proven your own point wrong.
>>74232962
Oh Jesus it's an objectivist
Jump off the nearest cliff will ya
>wanting to pleasure a woman
Fucking retarded. If anything you should try to make it as painful as possible to show her what a slut she is.
>>74232603
>eating pussy is more emasculating than sucking dick
Europussy is an essence of a Western civilization, mate. All things proper blocks cherish came from "that" place. Show some respect to the eternity with your tongue.
>>74231046
>penetrate that cervix
jesus christ are you retarded?
damaging the uterus is not a good thing you idiot
>>74230733
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER, IT DOES WHAT I SAY. I SAY CUMBERLAND AND YOU CUMBERLAND BABY GRILL
to be honest, the only people that eat pussy are the kinds of people that can't get the job done with their dick
FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY POLITICS BOARD
>>74233176
You clearly haven't read enough hentai manga, newfag
>>74230579
>random sluts
yes
>longterm relationship
maybe
>you're her first and only in a traditional relationship
no
Eating her out gives out blowjobs in return.
>>74230826
Real women have their clit removed.
If I'm with someone and I know they're clean and not smelly (most young American girls smell. Foreigners and MILFs never have a problem, no idea why) I'd eat their mussy and ass until my tongue went numb.
>>74230579
going down on a woman probably implies you're beneath her
and it's also a one way ticket to HPV
No. No. No. No. All wrong. It's possibly jokingly submissive at first. But when you do it right, she's going all wet and limp really quick lol.
Millennialis should be gods at this. Even knowing the area really well, it's still always "pretty sure this is ...dere you are.
>>74230579
Eating a pussy is a cuck move.
>>74233250
literally muh dick argument.
>>74230687
Bruh wat
>>74233511
millenials suck at everything, i'm 29 and fuck random 22 year olds or whatever and quite frankly they cant suck a cock and they can barely ride a dick.
i fucking hate it physically but girls closer to my age know how to really please a man they're just a few pounds heaviler.
>>74233558
it's ok pal, just because you have a 2 incher shouldnt stop you :)
just dont think about all the dicks that have been in there before you and how youre now licking it up :))))
>>74230579
Always thought it was kinda nasty but porn is a reason why it's so popular and many men want to do it prove me wrong, even I have the temptation to do it because of porn, before porn such a thought was no where to be found. Personally I wouldn't do it especially if it's a virgin woman unless it's just kissing her outside skin as a romantic type of kissing not acually licking her holes and sticking tongue in there.
>>74233635
don't take your cuckold fantasies out on me just because you have a complex.
who cares, I fucking love eating pussy.
Why would I care what some other dude thinks? He's not the one making me cum.
>>74230796
He's using duh-generancy as a legitimate argument, so he's likely to be a basement permavirgin.
>>74230579
Yes, it is submissive and feminizes men.
Eating pussy is alpha and except she is into some domination cuck shit, you can always put yourself in control and then pound it as you wish.
>>74233562
>he's never farted into a girls mouth
I once dated a married Polish woman and her main complaint was her husband's lack of creativity in bed, including not giving her oral sex and not letting her lick his arse. I also remember seeing a lot of Slavs on boards such as Slavorum talking about how "demeaning" and "submissive" it is for a man to give oral sex to a woman. I'll let you judge from there.
>>74230733
Being a submissive bitch going down on a female is alpha? lol white boi no wonder you fuckers are dying out.
>>74233775
You should care even the very bible prevents men from having sex during a woman period, that alone says a lot about the women's vagina, it's filthy disgusting place that bleeds and sticking your to guess in there is asking for some serious disease or sickness in mouth, now if you just kiss her outer skin or top clot then no problem from that.
>>74233964
Got em
>>74230579
not eating pusy is nigger tier
>>74231818
>he doesn't eat ass
fucking queer
>>74230579
With the way sluts are turning their vaginas into mobile biohazards these days I refuse to eat any chick out.
>>74230579
I like to lick a sweet tastin puss. Gets bitches horny as fuck and do crazy things. I won't do it if it smells at all though. That shit is nasty.
>>74230579
In a heterosexual monogamous marriage it is completely acceptable
>Women are mega self-conscious of their vag
>It is the ultimate submission to a man to let him tongue punch her
>Complete sexual pleasure is Gods gift to married couples
>Don't be a faggot
Sure, mix the forces of destruction (mouth/saliva/digestion) with the sexual forces of creation! You'll pay a lil' price for that.
>>74231465
>not converting your normie friends with menes
aaand a shiggy a diggy, a kiggy diggy riggy
Eating pussy is unnatural and you run the risk of having an HPV infection in your throat causing throat cancer women dont have the same issue when sucking dick so long as the dick isnt STD infected.
also you are putting a woman's gratifcation before your own which is extremely beta. A true alpha male does whatever he wants to a woman and then falls asleep and if you are tall enough and muscular enough a woman will orgasm much harder from being treated that way than from receiving sloppy cunnilingus from a small beta-male.
Women can achieve orgasm extremely fast and multiple times when they are with a man they are genuinely attracted to. if it takes your woman longer than 10 minutes to cum after your dick goes in her without foreplay then you are not the ideal man and likely never will be.
>>74230733
People who eat vagina are beta cucks with no ambitions in life.
Get gassed losers.
>>74234595
This guy speaks the truth.
>>74234595
>you are putting a woman's gratifcation before your own
I eat pussy because I enjoy it, faggot
>>74234698
Eat my ass beta
>>74234595
Go on.
>>74230579
>Any man submissive enough to suck a clit would probably suck a dick given the right circumstances.
-Joey Diaz
>>74234799
I like Joey but he's also the same guy that used to pretend to be a fag in order to advertise blow jobs to gay guys in order to rob them. His opinion on the matter is a little irrelevant.
>>74234595
I can smell your virginity through my monitor
>>74231445
I hope you don't drink water, cause I've shot so many loads into the toilet, and we know it gets re filtered into drinking water...
>>74234595
>so long as the dick isnt STD infected.
According to your own bullshit, there is no problem eating a woman either "so long as" the gash isn't STD infected.
>>74234698
if you enjoy it then you receive pleasure from being subservient/submissive and thus you are a betamale.
so when are you gonna let her peg your tender little asshole with a strap-on cuckboi?
>>74232049
Jesus fucking christ you're such a retard. Altruism is fake, grow the fuck up. Stop acting like a lib telling people off on the internet how "bad" they are just because they are actually honest.
>>74233964
Niggers EAT ASS. That's the most submissive act you can do, maybe after getting peed on.
>>74234698
Ok Ahmed.
>>74230725
Man sometimes i fucking hated Tony and his gang.
They were worse than women, all that gossiping and lying and talking behind each other backs...
>>74230579
I eat my daughter's kitty all the time. It taste good and she's too small to take dick in there so it's just oral for now.
>>74233629
I believe you. It's just so weird to understand.
It's all about the information, or that's what I thought lol. Just being shy and nervous about not being entirely sure in yourself.
I remember getting a book about this stuff when I was in late high school. Early-mid 2000s. Now a 13 year old could be a fucking champ. I'm just swearing at the possibilities I could have had! What I could have known...they could know right fucking now. My god
>>74232162
>impyling I don't try to lick her nose every chance I get
She hates it but I find it so funny so I keep doing it
The clitoris is a vestigial penis. Women have them for the same reason men have nipples. In the womb the pre-sexually differentiated human embryo starts out with paths for both sexes.
Everything external to the actual vagina itself is pre-penis tissue. The clitoris is a pre-penis and the labia is a pre-scrotum.
The female orgasm is basically just a neat trick some high testosterone women can get themselves to do. Just like men can make their nipples lactate with enough effort.
Orgasm is a male thing.
>>74230579
eating pussy is so hot. I love doing it. How can getting your woman off possibly be considered cuck behavior? are your friends literal niggers?
>>74234777
Womens sexuality follows evolutionary biology. Have you ever wondered why women are so loyal and in love with abusive boyfriends and husbands that smack them around on a nightly basis? Women have evolved to be sexually aroused by Strong violent men because when a rival tribe slaughters all their men they have to be able to transition into being the slaves and breeders of the new males who conquered them.
Our civilization might not be like the caveman days but men and women still operate on the sexual imperatives of those cavemen and thus alpha fucks and beta sucks......pussy, dripping with alpha semen.
>>74231114
Does this mean getting a blowjob is putting her in a powerful position?
If I suck a black man's cock am I more alpha than him?
>>74234595
>so long as the dick isn't STD infected"
HPV is an STD as well m8. There's no risk in eating STD-free vag.
>>74235301
It depends on whose idea it was and who resists.
>>74234971
Most women have HPV its as common as chicken pox so you would be a retard to assume any gash is "clean"
>>74235198
THIS
OP, if you're fucking anyone other than an 18 year old, fully infibulated virgin, you are 100% homo. And you better be going in raw and cumming balls deep to get her pregnant or you're even more of a degenerate cuck.
>>74234939
>tripfaggot calling me a virgin
adorable
Someone just tell me if it is degenerate or not.
ITT smells like feminism and newfagotry
Bend your woman over and fuck her like a real man.
Make /pol/ great again.
>>74235499
If you don't put it in the pooper, you gay. Only Alpha males destroys assholes.
>>74235477
It's not. It can be very enjoyable for both members.
>>74235265
>Have you ever wondered why women are so loyal and in love with abusive boyfriends and husbands that smack them around on a nightly basis?
Never, because there's so many common sense explanations that are more consistent with observable reality. Because they fear for their safety if they tell the law, friends or family. Because they believe their children will be healthier growing up in a two parent household. Why do victims of family violence seek revenge against their abusers? Why do they bring seek justice?
God this board is retarded.
>>74235477
>being so mentally KEKED you need /pol/ to make your choices for you
listen here faggot, if you like it, if it makes you horny, just do it. If you own up to it and love it without shame, its not degenerate when its something as dumb as this.
Right wing men tend to be focused on breeding and passing on their DNA
That's why they focus on aggressive vaginal sex with fertile looking women
Leftists like weird effeminate sex acts with flat chested, short haired, androgynous chicks because they're closet homos
>>74235578
Some like it and some don't. Don't want to sound like a rapist here.
FUCKING STOP SPEWING THIS NONSENSE! Eating pussy is THE ONLY PROPER thing to do EVERY time you have sex with a lady. No matter who she is wife, girlfriend, fuckbuddy, hookup, one-night stand or a hooker. You just FUCKING DO IT. That's it.
>>74235477
it is not, my friend
>spanish men were ranked #1 best lovers in the last international poll
>amerifats were ranked #5 worst lovers
Not if you are aggressively pussy licking, then pulling her up the screwing position.
>>74235929
Going down on your knees is a beta move.
>>74235891
>one-night
Nah bro
>hooker
NAH BRO are you fucking stupid or something?
>>74230733
I've seen some gay shit but holy fuck man kill yourself
>>74235809
>he doesn't like pettankos
>>74236043
arguing with strangers on the internet is beta
>>74236075
Hooker is a safer option than a hook-up with a stranger. As long as it's in a part of the world where sex work is regulated
>>74230579
i have found that it just makes them more obsessed with you which in the end is a really bad thing
>>74235729
>Never, because there's so many common sense explanations that are more consistent with observable reality.
I can smell your fedora from here
dude learning how to make a girl cum is the fucking key to success with females. not cuck at all, more fucking alpha for making a girl feel good?
>>74235809
This guy gets it
>>74235375
I don't take advice from vegetarians who are afraid of cigarettes and vaginas.
>>74236240
Can you smell the past 8 months of my life spent doing placement in a community legal centre as well?
>>74236124
>he's gay
Enjoy your sickly weak children if you manage to have any
On the upside, chicks with small boobs are statistically easier to make horny
>>74236151
Regulated or not, eating a hooker is fucking dangerous, man.
>>74230579
>being a bitch
>>74230579
It's pretty fucking beta.
Face it, he's right. Only aggressive feminist types even care about getting eaten out, and they're getting off more on humiliating you than you pretending to eat spaghetti out of her crotch erotically.
maybe your buddy does it wrong. good oral can make a girl your slave.
>>74236321
>Smoking is an unhealthy habit for betas who cave to peer pressure
>eat large quantities of red meat often raw (because its healthier)
>Calling me a vaginaphobe because i would rather fuck one with my dick instead of French kissing it
>>74232333
t. man whos never had a girlfriend.
You know, when she's clean and hasn't fucked a lot of guys (check the ware and tare and tightness), i'd make her legs twitch. But the older I get the more a quote dawns in my head that some filthy shit-skin had said.
"Nah, it's fucking disgusting man. Would you suck on a dick, eat the bubbling old remains of another man's spunk? Think about how many guys pumped her full of their nut. Women always want that more than we do, they fucking beg for it. So think about it for a second. Nasty right? Straight women want us to lick their cunts? Straight women need to be less whores and keep themselves clean. I'll eat only a virgin out if she takes me to her pap test and the doctor can confirm that shit. Until then, she's only getting another cocklog rammed in her, and if she doesn't like it.. fuck that bitch, I don't really care what she wants"
tl:dr
Nasty old stale cum pussies are not good for the licking. I won't put my mouth against anything with mileage scarring.
What about fingering then
With such a high prevalence of HPV and other STD's, no way would I go down on a chick I wasn't in a committed relationship with.
Incidence of male throat cancer are increasing because of this shit. Guys are literally dying because they licked pussy.
i just want to smear my face with her piss nd that is the closest thing I can get
>>74236385
>On the upside, chicks with small boobs are statistically easier to make horny
This is the first statistical claim in this entire thread that sounds interesting, pls source, this would explain a lot.
>>74236436
Nah, man. At least in australia fs sex workers have some of the lowest rates of STIs out of the sexually active population. I'm pretty sure rhed and swop have statistics on it. By law they won't even suck your dick without a condom, unless you twist their arm somehow. Yet they usually let you eat them out without barrier protection, which is sometimes fun if it's a young girl.
>>74234939
I'm definitively not a virgin and I can confirm what he's saying
>>74230579
Oh my god OP.
How is being able to make a sexy woman orgasm over and over then pounding her out beta in ANY way?
God you fucking losers on this board disappoint me every goddamn day.
>>74236638
Long term relationship heading towards marriage. tested to confirm no STD's or HPV and the girl is properly subservient and treats you with respect. eating pussy without these conditions first being met is beta no matter how hard the weak faggots on this thread try to argue other wise.
>but if you dont suck my pussy i wont suck your dick
I dont need my dick sucked and if thats all you bring to the table then you are low value and easily replaceable.
>>74231133
Unnddrratteddd
>>74236557
>habit
>Boohoo I know if I tried it once I would be addicted
>eat large quantities of red meat often raw (because its healthier)
Still a known cause of throat cancer, so you better change your behavior to accommodate your fear.
>Calling me a vaginaphobe
Yep, you are the one that says they are all unclean and over 90% are STD infected and is afraid enough to have hard rules of behavior.
>>74236075
Even with a hooker. Professionals are safer than regular night club hookup. You want to fuck a lady? EAT HER OUT. Simple as that. If you have a mouth game, you guaranteed to be famous and popular among girls in your town. I love in the city of 50,000 fucked almost thousand chicks. Guys here consider licking pussy as sucking dick, so I'm a rare sex-guru in cunnilingus with my "perverted capital ways". There are downsides however as guys won't even shake my hand. Who cares.
>>74236865
You are the low energy disappointment in that relationship that only brings vaginal missionary position twice a week with the lights out to the table.
>>74230579
Yes and I'll tell you why.
Guys like soft wet holes so therefore should get blowjobs
Girls like long hard sticks so therefore should get fingered. Some people don't get this, but you can use more than one finger and can rub the clit with your thumb.
If you eat out a girl, especially from a position lower than her, you're acting as the submissive one and are therefore being a beta cuck. People will tell you you have to do it to get them wet, but if they aren't getting a girl wet unless they slobber all over her vag like a dog then the girl was never attracted to them in the first place.
>>74230579
I do it before we fuck if I want her to enjoy it more. Its good foreplay, it gets her wet, and apparently I'm good at it because it usually only takes me a minute to get her off. After that she cums easier because of all the lubrication and having been brought to climax already. She averages 3-4 to my 1, which makes her want to fuck more often. She comes to my job to fuck me during lunch sometimes because I make her cum harder than her toys, and I never even had to ask.
>Maybe your buddy is an autist, just maybe. Perhaps he's terrible at eating out women, or women don't find him sexually attractive, which makes it harder for them to orgasm. Either way, ask him if he would prefer eating a dick if pussy is so distasteful to him.
>>74230579
>>74231736
I never realized there is a portrait of "best-friends" in the back. lol
is it cuckoldry to fuck a single BLACKED mom?
Women have sex for different reasons than men. Men have sex because they are biologically wired with high sex drive and their ejaculation is rewarded with a simultaneous pleasurable feeling.
Women have sex for other reasons. Women have sex out of duty or to feel closer to a man.
Contrary to what you might have been fed by feminist media, women are not biologically "designed" to enjoy sex.
Sure their are things they can do to make it easier for them to get in touch with their masculine side and achieve male orgasm, such as take testosterone to enlarge their clitoris give their sex drive a kick. But that is deviant.
>>74236743
Well that's good to know then. If i ever go to straya that is, because things aren't like that here.
>>74235477
think for yourself fucker
>>74234970
jokes on you i only drink water with alcohol in it
have been for six years
>>74237237
Doesn't it just solve your dilemma if you hold her upside down and eat her out from a standing position?
>>74233424
wheres the fun in that
>>74235133
Er wha
>>74237340
This is the perfect picture to this thread
>>74237536
No that's still gay fuck off
>>74235405
By this logic you're a homo just from sex dumbass.
>>74237626
Bend her over an ottoman and eat her out from the couch while you watch UFC?
>>74230725
Yeah there was an episode on it.
>>74237204
Actually Im married with two children and My wife is very satisfied with me sexually.
>>74237605
It doesn't follow though, if you are saying their heteronormative values are inverted to ours, then cunnilingus would be the manliest thing one could do today.
>>74230733
>t. totally not a woman poster
>>74237894
That is what women who are looking out for their children always say, just try not to act surprised when they graduate college, get married, then she finally leaves you.
>>74237340
Well considering how alpha the romans were in their zenith and how much they skullfucked barbarians for a thousand years it kinda makes sense. women were viewed as chattel and fucking a woman was no greater an accomplishment that fucking a goat. would you lick a goats pussy? i think not.
>>74237553
She's only 6yo so of course I can't put my dick in her kitty yet but it's fun to eat her out. And she loves it. She makes the sweetest little moans and squeals.
>>74237340
lel
>>74237976
she would never leave me. Unlike you My relationships with women are build on strength and respect. I do not have to grovel to aquire love and sexual attention from females like you do.
sexually dominating your woman is about the most alpha thing there is
cunnilingus is just a tool in the toolbox. the true estimator of your alphaness is whether you're getting your dick sucked. if you're eating her out and she's not reciprocating, she's losing attraction for you.
oral sex is mate-retention behavior. if it's equal between you two, you both equally like each other:
http://toddkshackelford.com/downloads/2015/Sela-et-al-PAID.pdf
i cannot believe this fucking autistic thread. so many virgins.
>>74238107
>>74238234
So you are going to take the acting surprised route?
Maybe you will be in less denial as your strength fades equally proportionally to her looks and you don't mind so much that she never liked you since you got yours.
I love to eat women out
Don't give a fuck what you faggots think
>>74237751
Nah
>>74230579
/pol/ has no right on calling anything related to sex(except for cuckolding) Beta/Liberal/Cuck thing, since we never have any intercourse.
>>74230579
You are what you eat.
>>74230579
I don't personally enjoy eating pussy. I will do it from time to time, but it's not something I get excited about.
>>74238323
>some beta-male faggot on 4chan claims my wife will leave me
>must be true
>>74230579
It's not very masculine. But eh if you enjoy it why not, I'm sure the girl likes submitting you for a while, I love blowjobs so I can't complain.
I swear you idiots are all virgins.
It all depends on wether she is wet enough to be penetrated by your dick yet.
If she is then she is already horny enough, slick, wet and prime for penis insertion: just do it.
If she isn't ready and it feels slightly uncomfortable trying to stuff your dick against the friction: finger her or eat her out until the dick slides in.
If you make girls wet by looking at them you don't have to do foreplay or pussy eating. If you make girls dry up like a desert cuz you are an ugly beta then sorry, you're going to have to eat some box or go extinct. It isn't the end of the world, you just have more hurdles to jump and that struggle is what makes you a better man.
We all need to fix our nations together. The most important part about fucking a woman proper is planting redpills in her brain post orgasm. Even feminist SJWs will vote for Trump if the dick that makes them cum forces them to.
How the fuck did all these retard cuck genes reproduce without understanding sex?
>>74230826
fuck off jay
>>74238102
Yep, they sure knew what was what with all that lead in their diet. Makes you really want to take a big, hearty, alpha male meal of lead, right now, doesn't it?
Maybe the barbarians stayed away from them because they didn't want to be passed around the camp of Roman faggots if they were captured, and you would too (right?). Christianity ruined them because it said homosexuality made you burn in hell and thus they lost that faggot edge in battle.
>>74230579
Eating pussy is on the same level as giving her footrubs.
Do it if you really like it, but be prepared to get cheated on for being an obvious beta.