How do you cope with your meaningless existence and the fact that you'll most likely die alone?
by fucking your mother
I drink, gamble, and fuck a lot of prostitutes.
>>74230398
By clinging to something meaningful.
>>74230398
By pretending I'm going to do something tomorrow when I'm not actually gonna do something tomorrow
>>74230398
A lot of heroin.
>>74230398
By praying to God for meaning, and bettering myself physically and financially to find a spouse.
>>74230398
By pushing myself to do fun things and trying not to die alone.
Life is suffering, suffering is due to attachment, and attachment can be overcome. Therefore, I have detached from everyone.
>>74230553
how can you afford heroine and internet service?
>>74230674
It's a TimeWarner bundle
Everyone dies alone ya dufus
>>74230493
man after my own heart
>>74230790
Cheers.
>>74230398
>>74230727
>its a timewarner bundle
my sides
>>74230398
I hate my girlfriend, and because of that I fear dying together with her more than I fear dying alone.
>>74230398
i simply continue my pointless existance. if pushing uselessly forward is coping, then i guess there you go.
>>74231031
why do you hate her and how long have you been together?
>>74230398
by challenging myself and overcoming difficulties
>this is what life is about guys
>>74231196
been together 11 months. It's hard to explain why I hate her, but I can't stand anything she does and her presence annoys me. When she sleeps next to me, I have dreams wherein I'm screaming at her to get off me.
I'm no longer physically attracted to her, and the only way I can masturbate anymore is to search my area on dating sites and imagine a life with literally anyone else
>>74231401
just end it then, no reason to stay with her
i choose being alone every time vs settling for someone whos not worth it
>>74231401
she's hates everything about my political beliefs but wants to be with me forever, she wants to move in with me even though I barely ever talk to her, and in saying so, basically wants me to support her indefinitely since she can't get a fucking job.
one time she came to my apartment unannounced and made a weird scratching noise on my door while covering up the eye hole thing, (knowing I'm an afghanistan vet [frig off, jew memers]) and didn't seem to care that I was ready to shoot whoever was on the other side of the door.
>>74231401
Fuck you
>>74231644
how? She'd totally be the stalker type and might even kill me
>>74231727
y-you too
Witnessing the HAPPENING is the only thing I cling to anymore.
That and not having the balls to an hero.
I've been through three girlfriends in the last five months. It's more of a liability than the "finally a happy, meaningful life!" bullshit so many autists seem to think it is. There are perks to it, sure. I get guaranteed pussy on the regular, someone to discuss things with, and someone who cooks for me. But sometimes I'd much rather be alone, and when someone is there up my ass during those times, it makes for a pretty frustrating situation. I have no clue why so many people feel like they're missing out on something amazing and life-altering. It starts to become a meme, sooner or later, depending on who you're with.
I feel like this "no gf" thing has more to do with people whining about having no game/balls to just talk to a bitch with an ounce of confidence, than long-term happiness being unfairly denied from them. Do yourselves a favor: Man the fuck up, get a piece of ass for a while, and see how it goes. Unless you're fortunate enough to find someone you love enough to marry, you're going to get bored with each other and split up, and even if you do feel like marrying the bitch, don't. Do whatever you have to do to make sure you don't knock them up, as well.
From my experience, the bitch will always give you a reason to split, or she'll get one to leave you. They'll talk too much, criticize your habits, cheat, spend your money, involve friends in personal details about your relationship (and it doesn't matter if they're saying good or bad things - what matters is that it's between you and her, not you/her/society), etc. Personally, I do it for the perks, until the costs begin to outweigh the benefits. Not a big deal.
When you die, you die alone, married, girlfriend, or not. What the fuck do you think happens, someone accompanies you to the afterlife and leaves you at the pearly gates? Relax. You're making rocket science out of two-digit addition and subtraction. Not a big deal.
>>74231847
Not if you kill her first. Just a thought...
>>74231940
That's illegal here, you fucking nigger
>>74231847
tell her she needs to change and she doesnt make you happy anymore.. at least get her to do the shit you want by threatening to dump her if shes that attached
>>74230398
Trying to be a better meaningless existence than the ones around me. Works wonders.
Why do you need meaning? You watch a sunset, eat a roast beef sandwich, and masturbate to chinese cartoons, isn't that enough?
You could have been born a tapeworm, but you were born a man who can experience these things.
>>74231897
3 years away from wizardry. Don't even care about having sex anymore.
Should I just say fuck it and cling to my mana?
>>74231994
Illegal =/= impossible
Just kidding my negro. Dump the bitch and deal with it.
>>74230398
Screaming into my pillow as loud as I can.
>>74230398
>die
Oh shit, I just realized again I'm going to fucking not exist one day. I was going to bed but now I'm having a major fucking panic attack. Thanks OP.
>>74232317
>I'm going to fucking not exist one day.
it's not like you'll experience it or anything anon. The transitory moment might suck a bit, but you won't get to reflect on it.
Probably.
>>74232317
Implying dying is a bad thing. Why would you want to stay in this degenerate shithole. Only the dead can know peace from this evil.
when will realistic sex robots be affordable to the masses?
alcohol and painkillers tbhfam
>>74230790
i wish i had the money to do this
>>74232436
But I already have experienced it, before I was born.
Fuck everything
by doing drugs and denying i have a problem.
i just made some popppy seed tea and am coming up and feel lovely. non drug users BTFO
>>74230398
by ignoring it. worrying or even caring about it is a waste of time.
>>74232498
Well I don't live in smelly Argentina, for one.
>>74232503
Shortly after our sex drives shut down with age, anon.
>>74232631
I don't recall it being so bad in comparison to now
>>74232675
what the hell is poppy seed tea..
>>74230398
I don't. I revel in the suffering. Without suffering there can be no joy. Joy does not come easy or often to me, but I seek it out when I can. This is all I can do, so I will do it well.
>>74231897
This. Unless the girl is something REALLY special, the meme gets old quick. You'll begin to wish you had your time back.
>>74230459
They really don't understand our bantz eh?
>>74232729
theyll have boner pills as well... ill still buy one to make up for the sex ive been deprived of
>>74232742
its basically liquid morphine/opium made from poppy seeds you can buy at the bulk section from any major food supplier. feels good man
>>74232717
Well, you got me there.
Go buy some guns and shoot them for me son.
>>74230398
I am literally God and the only reason why I'm stuck in this body is because I need some amusement. You literally don't exist. I am the only real person in the universe. Don't worry anon, I'll grant you nonexistence the moment I die, because I love you so much
I asked the girl out and she said yes
By immersing myself into my studies and dreaming about future political goals
>>74232942
I asked the girl to please respond and she did
>>74232202
By all means, get some ass, but don't invest every part of yourself in her. Just your semen and enough money to feed her from time to time. Be kind to her, of course, and listen, and if you feel like talking, they listen back unless they're a self-absorbed cunt. It's really not as big a deal as /pol/lacks seem to make it out to be. I'm with some bitch right now, because I like redheads with big tits. She went out and brought me back El Taco, then dropped me off at my place before going to work. "Lol, so what if she didn't go to work and you're getting cucked?"
I don't necessarily give a fuck. It takes me all of two seconds to get over a bitch. I've been seeing her for two weeks, and I still have a hard time remembering if her name is Mindi or Mandy. Being cucked requires an emotional investment that would place her well-being over my own, and that just does not happen. If she's a whore, she's a whore who serves me food and lets me nut in her, and they're a dime a dozen. I stopped being hurt by that shit years ago when I discovered:
1. Most women are like that, anyway, so I'm at the point now where I just don't care enough for more than what I've described, and
2. There's a lot more enjoyment and peace of mind in it when you start off under a basic understanding that nothing lasts forever, and this skank batting her eyelashes at you will eventually not be in your life at some point. In which case, get another and move on.
But by all means, save your mana when you can. You'll need it to dupe the next bitch into a date and a lay.
>>74230398
I look at life differently you hopelessly depressing faggot
>>74233244
Checked.
>>74230727
This guy is on point. Exceptional.
>>74232845
Did I make a clone of myself?
>>74233515
I made you do it
>>74233570
>Implying I didn't make you do it
>>74232820
You roll the fucking dice with that shit. Just reading up on it now. I am glad i didn't know this shit in highschool.
>>74232845
>God is Bulgarian
No wonder everything is such shit. I'm a Zeusmissle now
>>74230398
We will all die alone anon. I hate to break it to you, but even if you surround yourself with other people 24/7 you're still alone. You don't share the mind of the person you're with. I know a lot of people that can't even spend an hour in their own company without becoming sad and desperate.
The best thing you can do for yourself in life is learning to enjoy being alone. That way you won't "need" anyone to be around you to feel good. This will also help you when you get older and people start dying left and right.
>>74231897
THIS, the guy pretty much said everything.
Shit, i should crop this motherfucker and read it from time to time.
>>74233651
>Zeusmissle
kek
>>74233830
I just calls em like I sees em, broseph.
>>74230398
Screwed up any chance of a relation ship with the perfect girl. Cute, intelligent, kind, and I act like Cosmo from the Fairly odd parents. In the end you have to find your own thing and go with it. And if you find one while doing it well that is just a bonus.
>>74231712
You should have totally gone Vietnam flashback all over her ass
>>74235446
should have, didn't occur to me at the time
>tfw missed out an opportunity to date a pretty cute girl because I was too afraid to ask her out.
Kill me, I no longer have any desire to live.
>>74232202
At this point, save your mana.
You'll regret losing it if you do.
Being a wizard is not a meme.
>>74232818
Why are leaves convinced they can banter properly? It's so forced and shit when you do it
