/pol/, are you left handed or right handed?
left
left
>>74229759
left handed.
left
Left handed but its all deformed so I use my right hand.
>>74229759
My left is stronger, I box southpaw, and I throw with my left.
I might write with my right because might makes right.
Left.. wierd.
>>74229759
both arms amputated
typing with foot keyboard
>>74229759
Right. Left-handed people have no soul.
But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth - Matthew 6:3
>>74230029
also I have a dick keyboard
I am pretty accurate
Your dominant hand doesn't matter to you unless you're left-handed
(I am left)
>all those lefts...
WTH? What is wrong with you you freaks?
I'm left handed
left
left handed degenerates,should be gassed DESU
>>74229759
Left hand master race
>>74229759
dumb sunni only sunnis are left handed
>>74229759
ambidexterous
why are there so many fucking lefties
>>74229759
Dunno if anyone else is serious but I'm a lefty
Clearly Up Handed.
>>74229759
Leaft
literally 1 in a million odds everyone here is telling the truth
>>74229759
giving your that much personal information
nice try SPLC
>>74229759
Right-handed
10% of the population is left-handed or ambidexterous. There is no way I believe everyone on /pol/ is left handed.
>tfw right hand but shoot left
can't hold a cheek weld for shit
>>74230217
feels good to be able to fap with either hand.
>>74230430
>tfw you develope a great rhytmic hand-switching fapping method that simultaenously pleasures the balls
single-hand fags will never know this feel
>>74230504
i can only fap left hand now, right hand is on mouse. no longer do i have to choose between new video or dick in hand
>>74230504
truly we are the master race
fuck these lying bastards there's no way all of you are left handed
I'm left handed as well. Why are there so many lefties in /pol/?
>>74230421
My father is the same way. For his birthday I got him a left handed Ruger Scout bolt action .308. He loves it
>>74229759
>tfw a leftie
Fake lefties gtfo reeeeeeeeee
>>74230757
We may as well call this board... leftypol
I shoot rifles with my left hand and pistols with my right hand, write with my left hand, mouse in right hand
masturbate with my left hand, right hand for everything else
>>74229759
Right handed
>>74229759
I'm ambidextrous but I was trained since childhood to use my right hand.
ambidexterous
Left
>tfw ambidextrous master race
>>74230842
a bunch of lefties on /k/ send their mosin bolts to some guy in either oregon or washington who bends them. great for lefties and for mounting scopes on mosins. ill be damned if i forgot the who the guy is
>>74231020
>tfw you have no face
Right, jack off with my left
I'm not a genetic failure so I'm right handed.
>>74229759
left handed, wait why the fuck is there so many left-handed people on /pol/?
Left-handed people are on average smarter than right handed people, hence why we can see through the bullshit and hang out on /pol/.
Right handed normies get out this is now a left handed thread
>>74231287
My little brother and cousin i live with are both lefties.
>>74230366
Who knows. It could be like those old MBTI threads on /b/ back in the day when 90% of people were intj, despite intjs being 2 or 3% of the general population.
Wow, I was not expecting this many lefties.
>lefty = besty
>>74231169
this
left
>>74229759
One hand feels normal, the other feels like someone else is jerking me off.
Left handed,
>>74231111
Because lefties are obviously superior
a lot of histories great minds were lefties you know.
>>74231287
Obama is left handed.
>>74229759
Leftie
The only reason it seems that there are so many lefties here is because right-handed people probably don't care where as lefties have to let others know.
South paw checking in
>>74229759
Left handed.
I think handedness is a strong predictor of normiehood.
Left handed 2bh
There's no way that practically everyone here is left handed.
>>74231892
No this is /pol/
As I was told while getting fingerprinted many years ago by th officer. All criminals are left handed
Left Handed = based
Right Handed = normie tier
Ambidextrous = godtier
>>74229759
Right, but I can only fap with left and only upside-down.
>>74232003
The policeman asked if you visit /pol/?
>>74229759
Left.
>>74230096
I donno man, its gotta be in the food down there.
right hand master race reporting in
side note:
if you haven't learned how to operate a mouse with your left hand while masturbating you are weak
>>74229759
left-handed
>>74230629
Agreed. Hell, i can throw darts with both hands. Slightly worse on the left hand but still reasonable, spent my time learning on my right.
>>74232079
No no but seem to have uncommunicated mutual understanding
>>74232243
>masturbating to porn
you can't get much weaker mate
>>74232042
Like this bro?
>>74232243
l'm a righty but I can mouse lefty, write lefty, throw and bat left. I'm so damn good
>>74232365
what else am i supposed to jerk it to? videos of nazi marching? sorry but that shit doesn't get me hard
>>74232481
i can do several things with my left as well
writing is iffy
Left, I have a deformed right hand
>Write left
>Shoot guns right
>Jerk off with both
Cross dominance master race.
left
>>74229759
Left.
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>>74232103
so many left handed bros
never felt more comfy before
fuck not writing upside down in fat, thick spiraled notebooks
>>74229759
lefty
wtf pol? are we all left handed?
>inb4 hurr durr lefties are more (x) than righties
>still believing this meme
Seriously? Why the fuck are we all left handed? Only 10% of the world is. This can't be a coincidence?
>>74232782
Autism bro, that's just how it works.>>74232782
>>74232782
apparently that 10% visits /pol/
rightyfag here
>>74232553
yeah, my handwriting with left is not pretty. And my left handed throw is funky....still functional
>>74232003
>>74232782
Don't think so...
Left handed master race reporting in
Holy fuck. left handed here.
Are lefties naturally more inclined to be red pilled? Jesus fuck. I have always felt strong connections to those who were left handed but this is just crazy
>>74232782
I've always figured our phychological differences were subtle compared to right handed people. But I didn't realize we really we all the same here. WTF. Freaks do tend to congregate, this is crazy.
Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handedness_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States
>>74232565
Mr Slippyfist?
>>74229759
>Born right handed.
>trained hard to mimic lefties in a fight. moderately successful in this.
>Lose right arm to injury.
>Very slowly regain use of right arm, over decades, still not fully there.
>Compensate by getting better with my left.
So yeah if you have to choose one or the other I'm a righty, but I'm a lot better with my left than most righties are.
>>74232660
>>74232998
>what did i tell you about masturbating?
This post is full of lefties because only lefties care about telling people which hand is dominant.
>Look at me I'm so special cause of this!
t. everyone posting lefty
>>74232998
>"Today, I will press random"
A god somewhere, probably
>>74232998
At least he has great pecs
>>74233102
It's always right handed people who point it out to me. I couldn't give less of a fuck about being left handed, it's you right handed fuckers who treat us like we're special.
>>74230029
foot masterrace
>>74229759
ambidextrous
>>74233129
kek
>>74233057
>>74232998
He must workout a lot.
who else writes with their left hand while they use the mouse with the right
>welcome to the master race
middle handed
>>74232998
>tfw no potatoes or carrots as fingers.
>>74230877
Carlos, are you here legally?
I don't want Trump to deport you, you make me laugh.
>>74233129
hahahaha
so sad
>>74233302
ugly handwriting
I find it hard to believe that there are actually this large a portion on left-handed people on /pol/ like this thread suggests. I am really left-handed though.
>>74233342
dat Old English 800
mah nigga
>>74233302
You write like a nigger.
I'm ambidestrous, but dominantly left handed.
This is fucking weird.
Are left handed people more likely to see conspiracies?
I know the following is true
>Most Presidents have been left-handed
>Higher Risk of Psychosis
>More likely to be artists
>Better at sports
>Get angrier
>More ambitious
We're here on /pol/ because we're just the more radical people. We're the paranoids, we're also the leaders, the artists, the ambitious people who might also tend to be more neurotic and sociopathic.
But at the same time, we know we're right.
This is strange. I too am left handed.
>>74233553
I am really left handed too. I'm not sure if we're being trolled but it would be interesting as hell to find that we're mostly left handed in pol.
Lefty here the oppressive rightriarchy forced me to use my right in school so now my writing looks like fucking garbage with both hands.
i am currently plotting to overrun the aussies with abos by 2023
those righty nigger monkey asians will never know otherwise
Left
>>74229759
Mixed-handed
>>74233342
Olde English 800 cause that's my brand
Take it in a bottle, 40, quart, or can
Drink it like a madman, yes I do
Fuck the police and a 502
Stepped in the party, I was drunk as hell
Three bitches already said, "Eric yo' breath smells!"
40 ounce in hand, that's what I got
"Yo man you see Eazy earlin in the parkin lot?"
Stepped on your foot, cold dissed yo' hoe
Asked her to dance and she said, "Hell no!"
Called her a bitch cause that's the rule
"Bitch, who you callin a bitch?!"
Boys in the hood tryin to keep me cool
You tell my homeboy you wanna kick my butt
I walked in your face and we get 'em up
I start droppin the dogs, and wathc you fold
Just dumb full of cum, got knocked out cold
"Made you look sick you snotty-nosed prick!
Now your fly bitch is all over his dick!"
Punk got dropped cause the title I'm holdin
Eazy-E's fucked up and got the 8 ball rollin
>>74231087
ur mums sittin on it so I thought it would be lewd to post a picture
>>74233677
>>74233553
Do your own research basipally lefties have different wiring in the brain that causes them to use the left side of it more, which allows them to abstract deeper (aka be more intelligent) . It does cause a higher likelihood of insanity though, and lefties are more likely to die in car accidents and shit because muh lefty living in a right handed world.. overall the results of this thread dont surprise me at all. even with all biases considered (only lefties replying to this thread because they identify with it) this is still quite incredible
TL;DR if you ever casually meet a leftie, chances are he is redpilled as fuck
>>74233806
484 RDG 4life
>>74233806
Daaaamn. That nigga is in the zone haha.
>>74233553
well left's see
http://www.strawpoll.me/10234686
>>74233855
>tfw unremembered firearms man is left handed
>>74234034
lel convenient typo
let's**
left
>>74233553
If people aren't trolling, this is ridiculous number of lefties.
>>74233855
also I feel like the internet is this awesome "invisible hand" grouping mechanism that naturally sorts people by their deep inner personality type. The summation of our life experiences, perceptions and pre-determined genetic makeup has brought us all here together, just as it has brought others to Tumblr, Erowid, obscure discussion boards and forums, etc
We're like magnets bros
I was told that I was a lefty when I was little, but I broke my arm when I was like 2~3 so during that time I guess I switched to right handed.
What am I?
left handed
there has to be a connection
>>74234271
Are you an intj as well?
OP IS ONTO US
ABANDON THREAD!!!
ABANDON THREAD!!!
ABANDON THREAD!!!
>>74229759
why would i be on /pol/ if i wasn't a righty lefties GTFO
>>74234382
i dont remember been forever since i did one of those bs tests
>>74234199
My mind is blown. It's because of shit like this that I don't want to see any of you do the 23andme genetic testing unless you lie your ass off on who you are. I believe all of this can be traced genetically and possibly make us targets. -Paranoid lefty
>>74229759
>Throw with left, south paw, playing snooker and darts with left
>Write with right, fap with right, eat with right
>Dominant foot is right (used to play football a lot before injury)
>After Injury left foot is stronger, all the flips, parkour tricks I used to do were pivoted by my left
>tfw not left handed, right handed or ambidextrous
>>74234491
how do you throw and write with different hands? I always thought those were linked
I throw, write, and fap lefty
But I bat/golf/other stick-swinging-sports righty
>>74234569
>>74234491
throw right
write left
consider myself a lefty though based on writing
>>74232243
>if you haven't learned how to operate a mouse with your left hand while masturbating you are weak
Masturbate with your left hand, retard.
>>74234569
Fuck me if I know.
Sometimes people change hands if they suffer an injury while young.
For instance if they break their dominant hand just before they start going to school and learning how to write. Got no recollection of that happening to me though.
Since I haven't shot real guns, I can't be certain, but 2 handed weapons are more comfy using the left and 1 handed feel better in my right
>tfw I don't belong anywhere
never been among THIS many rejects
>/pol/ complains that a politicized view on our gas - evetually turns into something unsustainable
>>74234810
Intredasting...
I remember at one point fapping right hand only, but at some point in time I switched.
I shoot pistols and rifles left-handed, which is a pain in the ass for semi-autos since it ejects hot brass right into your face
>>74229759
Little of column A, little of column B. Not ambitextrous, but close to it.
>>74229759
yes
>>74229759
Goodnight my fellow autodidact freaks.
>>74234854
dat pic
BIZARRE
>>74234905
Like I said, I don't have enough experience to be sure.
Da Vinci was left handed if I recall correctly, guy was the best to this day prolly.
>>74232243
Right is right while left is wrong. Finally another righty.
>TFW twin bro is left handed.
>if he writes with most pens he gets ink smeared on his hand
Deserves it 2behonest
There's a reason most of /pol/ is left handed.
I'm left handed too
>>74234810
You could be left eye dominant if you like to shoot left more.
This is creeping me something fierce.
>>74234432
i feel like if the government tapped into this they can harvest some serious info-mining
>>74230366
I think it's that whole left/right brained thing. Certain people are attracted to certain places. Lefties- outcasts, abnormals, "logicians" etc- go here.
Right handed here.
>inb4 it's a load of horse shit I know, I know, perceptions
>>74235255
>I'm a lefty but stupid as fuck
I don't understand why I am so slow. Not to mention I will always crack during times examinations.
Right, of course.
Of the country's last 14 presidents, seven have been either left handed or ambidextrous, making for 50%. Estimates for the number of right handed people in the world range from 75% to 90%. In either case, the number of presidents who were lefties does not match those statistics.
According to geneticist Amar Klar, Ph.D., at the National Cancer Institute who studied the issue, many Nobel Prize winners, artists, and writers are left handed, thereby indicating that lefties may indeed have a broader ability of thought. He also states that people who are either ambidextrous or left-handed are generally able to engage in more intense and complicated thought.
Left-Handed U.S. Presidents:
James A. Garfield 20th
Herbert Hoover 31st
Harry S. Truman 33rd
Gerald Ford 38th
Ronald Reagan 40th
George H.W. Bush 41st
Bill Clinton 42nd
Barack Obama 44th
Other lefties:
John McCain
Lindsey Graham
Rand Paul
Miscellaneous Left-Handers:
Joan of Arc French heroine
Tiberius Roman emperor
Alexander the Great
Charlemagne, Holy Roman emperor
Julius Caesar, Roman general
Napoléon Bonaparte French emperor
Josephine de Beauharnais
King Louis XVI of France
Queen Victoria of England
King George II of England
King George VI of England
Prince Charles of England
Prince William of England
Fidel Castro, Cuban leader
Benjamin Netanyahu, Israeli prime-minister
Henry Ford, automobile manufacturer
David Rockefeller, banker
Helen Keller, advocate for the blind
Edwin Buzz Aldrin, astronaut
David Letterman host
Jay Leno, host
Lenny Bruce, comedian
Boston Strangler (Albert Henry DeSalvo), serial killer
Jack-the-Ripper, serial killer
This is strange.... I'm left handed.
>>74229759
Right hand is dominate but I can write and do shit with both.
>>74229759
Left
Just got here, is this a new meme?
I'm a lefty as well, this is scary desu senpai
>>74235470
>lefty, fap mostly right
I Don't think /pol/ is lefty we're probably just seeing confirmation bias.
>>74236041
I have been either getting trolled or am pleasantly surprised by the findings in this thread. I need to go to bed but this is one of the more fascinating threads in a while.
>>74236041
I'm going to make a thread with a strawpoll on this tomorrow. These results can't be right.
>>74232660
I'm pretty sure they are lying, pham.
>>74236134
That's because they are left ;)
>>74236048
Are you blind, nigger? Look at this thread full of left handed people. We're 5-10% of the population and the thread is like 80% left handed. That's like how niggers ate 13% of the population and make up the majority in prisons.
>>74236048
Wonder if OP had been right, if we'd get more right in here. Makes you think, ausanon. Tbh I thought it'd be much more right with southpaws being ridiculed, like any minority.
>>74236188
:^)
>>74236048
Also shit hand writing but thats dyslexia. Had to dictate my exams.
Write and shoot left handed. Bat right handed.
>>74236345
Same. Golf/bat right handed, throw/write/shoot/masturbate left handed.
>>74236413
>>74236345
are you guys me?
>>74236495
This thread is bizarre. I'm going to have to make another one during peak hours...I must know if we really are mostly left handed here or if lefties are the most willing to discuss it. Maybe right handed people saw the post and didn't bother to click it.
>>74229759
Right handed, but was originally left handed. My parents "fixed it"
Left
>>74236673
Right handed people will probably skip it.
Left handed people will see that it has something to do about them so they are more likely to respond.
Right handed here.
>>74229759
Lefties confirmed for being better at memes.
>>74236731
Can you elaborate a bit on how that worked out for you?
>>74236949
Agreed, svenski.
>>74236949
I don't usually talk about it but I guess I am biased towards discussing it considering it's one of the rare unique qualities I possess. Still, very strange.
>>74229759
RH LE cross dominant
im right handed
why are all you left handed what the fug. lefties are like 10% of the population
>>74237213
We're the chosen ones
>>74237245
yeah well you ruin circle jerks
>>74237213
Because we're better
WE'RE LITERALLY GODS OK?
Fucking rightcuck
http://leftyfretz.com/25-facts-about-left-handed-people/
Lefty
>>74230757
Autism correlates with left handedness
>>74229759
Left. My politics match my handedness.
left
it has never helped me
Ctrl+F "Left"
>171
Ctrl+F "Right"
>77
Reminder that Lefties are statistically likely to die sooner than Righties.
>>74232660
They are trying to be special snowflakes
left handed as well. pretty interesting thread.
We should make these more often and take a collection of the ratios we see over the coming months to get a good polling.
>>74229759
left handed
>>74237954
can confirm. my mother died at 45. she was lefty
Left handed....
>>74229759
Depends what I'm doing. If I'm spinning my pencil in class or wanking it's left, everything else it's right.
>>74238471
son, that's called being right handed. I use the computer mouse with my right and everything else I do with my left.
>>74229759
Left handed represent
>computer game characters that are left-handed
>always the most based motherfuckers around
>can't be fucked with
>>74233342
Me, and that's why I'm shit at shooters
>>74230337
First time on /pol/?
I am left handed.I used to eat food with my left hand too but they kept pestering me about how it is a sin and Allah doesn't like it when people use left hand.
SO I eat with my right hand, wipe my ass with my right hand.
But still write with left hand.
>>74229759
Right hand master race here
My right arm broke when I was in high school and that made me learn to write in left
now I'm on both sides but I still write mostly in right hand
Ambidextrous special snowflake coming through.
this is absurd...
I am also left handed. no bullshit.
wtf, why do we all congregate here?
>>74229759
I'm cross dominant, slightly favoring left
>>74239560
This thread is hilarious. Are we being trolled? I'm also left handed... no bullshit.
ambisinister, slightly favouring right.
Left handed
I wonder who could be behind this thread
I'm a left handed writer but am right side dominant for throwing, shooting etc. I think it's because my kindergarten teacher taught pencil grip incorrectly, probably affecting thousands of people.
>>74240328
genocide of lefties incoming
Lefty here no troll,this many lefties us astounding.
Left-handed
>>74229759
Amputated my arms and legs and wearing a diaper rn tbqh
Using a keyboard powered by my breath
Left
>>74230225
because as a minority they're the only ones who pay attention to this thread and bother reporting.
it's just like how black people have to make a big deal about being black
I have a theory that schools not forcing lefties to use the right hand might have caused a rise in mental illness and degeneracy, and influences brain development negatively
>>74229759
right
>>74239560
4chan is a demonic place
>>74229759
Right handed, but I fight Southpaw. Being right footed, my footwork is a great deal better that way.
>>74242066
I'm a lefty (the only reason I even bothered with the thread, i really do think it's self-selecting and only catches the eyes of lefties in the first place). But I eat and brush teeth and overall use tools with my right (including computer mouse). My right hand got better at coordination (outside of writing) becuase I played piano from a young age
>tfw very right-handed but wear my watch on my right hand and carry some stuff like a leftie
I still can't write for shit with my left hand (not like it's very legible anyway) and I can barely use a spoon with it.
>>74241930
its exactly the reverse though, making left handed people use the right has been proven to fuck up the brain & psychology
then again, an american saying stupid shit is like rain in monsoon season HAROSH )))))))))
>>74242146
anything except pure left- or pure right-handedness is called cross-dominant. It's kind of a semantic difference, but it's good to know
>>74242200
right handed
>>74242298
I can't write at all with my right hand though. But my handwriting is shit even with my dominant hand
Left handed for everything except playing the guitar and my mouse.
left
Right handed but I'm both a south paw and jerk off with my left hand exclusively.
leftie
I am left handed
Left
Aren't most presidents left handed?
>>74242334
Yes, I know I am. I still find it weird that I just can't fathom wearing a watch on my left hand (like right-handed people are supposed to do). But other than that I saw somewhere that I'm supposedly holding two-handed stuff like axes wrong. When I was chopping firewood once someone told me I hold it like a lefty - left hand on the top, right on the bottom of the haft. I was extremely confused by this, because I actually use my right hand to exert force and it just seems very comfy. How are you supposed to hold a two-handed item?
>>74229759
I write, play guitar and jack it with my left, everything else with my right. No clue how that happened.
>>74232660
I dont understand. How are you allowed to be left handed? Schools here forbid you to
>>74242691
>Aren't most presidents left handed?
Sort of. But that isn't the worst of it
>Left Handed Presidents
>Obama
>George Bush Sr
>Bill Clinton
>Truman
>>74242725
Hold it like a lefty, it's comfier
and I wear a watch on my right hand too
>>74242809
Interesting. For supposedly 10% of the population we seem to be a majority here. We should take the stats of an equally hateful community: tumblr
>>74242783
What? And what's the problem with left handed?
>>74242958
It's a religious thing. Left hand path = path of Satan
>>74242909
honestly I worry I'm cursed or have no soul
I'm literally
>>half Jewish
>>left handed
>>Autistic
though I'm one of only two lefties in my whole family (including the pure kikes) and the only autist
>>74242909
yes and no though. Since this isn't an accurate poll of everyone who comes here. Left handed people are more likely to notice the thread in the first place and bother to respond becuase they're conscious of being a minority.
Same reason you get shit tons of faggots in pro/anti homosexuality threads
>>74242783
Bub, it's not the 70s anymore.
People haven't been forced to be right handed for over 30 years.
>>74243198
also
>>74240476
here's a relevant thread about the self-selecting nature of the internet that reflects on what happened in this thread.
I won't deny that 4chan has more left handed people than average but the 90+ % here is because of the "clique" effect Chesterton discusses in that quote
