When are you converting to Kekism?
>>74203086
Behold. It is I, Caliph Stefan ibn Molymeme, first Caliph of the AnCap paradise of Memeistan. The First of the rightly guided Caliphs. I, Stefan ibn Molymeme (no aggression be upon him), am the final messenger of Western philosophy.
There will be no philosopher after me.
I implore the faithful to follow the Five Pillars of Kekism. For these are mandatory to be offered entrance into Anarcho-Capitalist Jannah.
1. Shahada - your declaration of faith and trust in National Capitalism as an intemediary to AnCap Jannah. Public profession that I am the true and final Western philsopher.
2. Zakat - Daily viewing and reading of the Prophet available for free at FreeDomainRadio.com or Youtube.com/user/stefbot
3. Sala - mandatory charity of at least one dollar, payable at FreeDomainRadio.com/donate
4. Nahi Anil Munkar - Forbidding that what is evil (spanking children, virtue signaling, white-knighting, and especially making non arguments)
5. Tabarra - Expressing your disassociation and hatred towards Evil (Statism)
To you Libertarians and Objectivists, I grant 'People of the Book' status. You can still enter AnCap Jannah. However, to live in our Ummah you must pay jizya of two dollars.
As to you infidels: The Statists, the Liberals, the people that refute my message... The declaration of Jihad is yet to come.
I already have.
already did a long time ago.
I was born a Kekist.
Most Christians are Kekists as well without knowing it. Jesus was the first disciple of kek.
We've always been without knowing it
>>74203649
I hope this is real
When dat pepe finally shows up
Is this my home?
>>74203086
today, trying to cope with depression here, thoughts of Kek make me feel so comfy, Kek gives me hope.
>>74203839
久しぶり
All praise KEK. Applied Memetics will save us all.
dub digits and ill convert
You guys are using it wrong.
>>74204047
Kek's light shines upon you
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It's darker than we thought guys...
>>74203086
When are you converting to the only proper religious belief, worship of the One True Goddess?
>>74203298
This 2bh fram
Kek is the very holy spirit himself
God is a dream of a good goverment and good society
Through memes we can have god
