Why haven't you seen the most /pol/ movie this year?
because I dont watch children's movies.
>>74190355
ANGRY BIRDS LIBERAL REVIEW
http://archive.is/ocvAH
>The Angry Birds Movie is both the equivalent of a screaming five-year-old and a regressive piece of American propaganda. Out of all the films I’ve seen this year, this is the one I least expected to have an anti-immigration and an eye for an eye message underneath it. But it’s actually happened. Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks.
>>74190355
I already rated is 10/10 on imdb to spite that faggot.
>>74190355
But it doesn't come into the cinema for another week
Exemplifying the truth with the most liberal brand
>>74190355
I've just watch it online a couple of hours ago.
Pretty, extreme redpilled. Obviously it's still a cartoon movie for kids, so don't expect traitor's executions.
>>74190793
Don't forget to also give London has Fallen 10 stars.
>>74190355
It's pretty funny and the /pol/ message is very strong.
I though this movie was about accept the foreigner and multiculturalism, but no!. Feels good.
>>74190602
>Not going to the movie theater to see beautiful lolis
Pleb.
>>74191137
Is it full redpilled or is there a "not all muslims" message at the end?
>>74190664
Never seen someone so butthurt about a children's movie.
>>74191842
Full redpilled. All pigs in the movie are scum.
>>74190602
this
>>74190602
This.
I'm not a manchild, sorry.
>>74190355
This is old news.
>>74191137
Link?
>>74191137
>I've just watch it online a couple of hours ago
Got a link? All I can find is a Ruskie torrent
>>74193003
It's just that a huge portion /pol/ thought that this movie being against immigration is a bunch of delusional schizo memes.
I find it more baffling that there are people who didn't have the deductive skills to figure out that while the memes about all the details in the movie were pretty far-fetched, it's pretty difficult to see how the message could be anything else.
>>74193726
Whose right /pol/?
http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/05/16/review-the-angry-birds-movie-is-a-timely-parable-for-the-donald-trump-age/#3e3c2c1928a5
>The story is a pretty obvious parable for European colonialism and the horrors which it brought to indigenous peoples.
>>74194238
Well these colonists worked pretty well to enrich the native cultures, no?
>literally the only sane movie propaganda piece
>hurr durr I'm not a manchild xD
You don't have to watch it, but at least understand the value of this movie. If you have kids, go fucking watch it.
>>74194536
>tfw you were so much of a guilty "save the third world" liberal that you wrapped around to neo-colonialism
There's only so much "respect their culture" you can take while still holding remotely western values.
>>74193462
>>74193314
It is in latino spanish, I don't know if you want to watch it in that language...
>>74190602
FPBP
Honestly, I can't wait to go see it.
I don't even like kids movies, but this is gonna be /pol/'s zootopia
>>74192872
>>74192624
>>74190602
The idea is to take your kid, nephew, little brother etc to movies and show this to them.
Get a brain morans
>inb4 I have none of those
Then you can fuck off, for you're literally the problem
>>74195398
Bringing a kid to the theater to watch the movie yourself is degenerate
>>74195557
>not being a positive white male role model
And then you act surprised when they turn into Liberbal spergs and trannies.
>>74195665
Being a positive role model actually requires interacting with your kid, not bringing them to the giant TV down the street.
>>74195792
Oh fucking relax. Go to take your young ones to a movie like a normal person
>>74195792
>take your kid to movies once
>DEGENERATE
False flag or a genuine retard?
>>74195083
Do you know of a site where I can find other dubs of it?
>>74195952
>>74196055
t. Manchildren
>>74196266
t. Redditor neet
I thought it was just memes but so far I've seen three reviews here in Finland saying it's hostile towards migrants and that it's a "movie the Soldiers of Odin can show to their children"
I guess I have to buy tickets now
>>74196442
you're the one obsessed with forcing adult males watching a kids' movie
>>74196266
You can be a positive male role model in the traditional way AND bring your child to a positive movie.
Taking a kid to this movie doesn't hurt.
>>74190602
My dad watches 3D /co/, bonus points if sci-fi.
>>74190664
>ANGRY BIRDS LIBERAL REVIEW
Interesting, I'm looking forward to buy the DVD as a gift for my little nephews. The sooner they learn some basic redpill lessons the better.
How long will this shit be in theaters? I'm moving back to my hometown in July for a couple months before I move again, and I'd love to take my little cousins to see it.
I was really worried there would be some #NOTALLPIGS kind of message to this film, but now that this review has come out, I am really excited to bring my kids to see this movie.
>>74197953
You should be able to see it then. IF your town is like mine, we have a second-chance theater that shows movies after they leave the big cinemas. Tickets are just $2 for that cinema.
>>74190355
this movie was pretty based
fuck mudslimes
>>74198046
The town I'm from is upper-middle class, and the nearest second-chance theater is a bit of a drive. Maybe I'll just buy it for them and watch it at their house. I kind of want to buy it for all my little cousins. Their parents are all pretty red-pilled (and we're Christian Arabs so we hate muslims and jew brainwashing media by default) so I feel like if I just said the movie has a good message behind it they wouldn't even blink twice.
>>74198075
is it in any way like the actual phone game? like catapulting themselves into the pig cities?
>>74198479
There's also viooz(dot)ac
Any /pol/acks wanna see Angry Birds this weekend and cackle obnoxiously at the subtext while blocking the view of the 5-year-olds behind us?
>>74198527
I could torrent the thing in 10 seconds, but I want to actually buy it and leave a physical copy at their houses.
>>74196791
I smiled loudly when 20.30 news said that movie has clear anti-immigration subject
Looks like the guy who wrote it is a Harvard graduate non-jew. Good stuff.
>>74190664
>angry birds did 9/11
>>74190355
Is it actually /pol/ or just people being easily offended?
Honestly,you just need to look at the poster of the movie to see that the pigs resemble Muslims,I was walking down the street when I first saw the poster and holy shit I was surprised
>>74201876
Do your muslim countrymen get offended that not only are the villains caricatures of muslims, but also pigs?
>>74200198
LOL
They do fly into buildings and whatnot.
If we are talking about red pilled movies have you niggers seen BvS?
>Superman is Jesus
>Batman represents mankind and goyim
>Lex Luthor is the eternal Jew
>Doomsday is the Jew Golem
It fits perfectly.
>>74202416
I won't watch it because Superman is fucking gay.
![tumblr_lrd8pihrVL1qe3rrso1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/chn9QuO.jpg "tumblr_lrd8pihrVL1qe3rrso1_500[1].jpg")
>>74190664
>>74202448
Your comment didn't contribute positively to the thread, please consider shitposting under a Canadian proxy next time.
>>74190664
Dont you just love the feeling in your nipples when you sense liberal tears being shed?
>>74190602
Explain to me why it is a problem for you to watch a children's movie. This is pure beta behaviour.
when will somebody post the angry birds = germany image
>>74202869
>meninist
I want America to collapse more and more day by day.
>>74190664
So is she saying the pigs represent Muslims in this situation? Cuz that's ironic as fuck
>>74203191
>no I didn't
>stop
>you're retroactively mansplainin me
This is awesome
>>74190355
love it
i remember the threads about the symbolic of this movie
we all made a pact to shut up about it until they released it
now it's out - unchanged
glorious, i will watch it tomorrow
symolism:
pigs = rapefugees/niggers/etc
normal birds = normies ("we need more diversity")
leader birds = establishment ("we need more diversity, you racist! we throw you out of our colorful society if you don't agree!")
angry and outcast birds = us, the people who see what is happening
>>74198510
No, I genuinely don't understand why they thought an angry birds movie was necessary.
Not that I'm complaining.
>>74194238
So this movie could be about mass non white immigration or it could be about colonialism? It's almost like the two are similar!
I have seen it. The message is actually about tolerance. The main trio birds are very different(angry bird, ADHD bird, awkward bomb bird) but end up accepting their differences and become bros anyway. And none of these guys fit in their society because it's preventing all the birds from being themselves and showing their emotion. A lot like Japanese/Finnish society. In the end the birds accept that it's okay to be honest and not just pretend all the time. But it lacks the typical Hollywood style shoehorned messages so people think it's about racism.
>>74203360
Jesus Christ? The rabbit hole goes that deep? I just thought it was us vs them, I didn't realize it had stand ins for each group. That's amazing.
>>74202869
What a pussy
>>74203537
i don't know what the eagles stands for
i hope he will bring the change, because then
>eagle = trump
I'm so moved right now... I'm in tears, it's so beautiful
>>74190355
I watched 4 movies last year and they were all shit. I'm on my way to 0 movies this year.
>>74203809
Don't worry Hans, Eagle Trump will save you from Rat Merkle soon enough. We're coming, just hold out a little longer.
>>74203936
don't insult rats. these are pride creatures compared to fatima merkel
i really hope that trump will bring the change
>>74190355
Any decent torrents or streams? I don't care about the quality as much since that's not why I'm going to watch it
>>74204145
Which creature do I liken her to?
>>74202869
This shit is allowed on RT?
>A mediocre animated film is tolerable but subtly injecting reprehensible propaganda beneath all the deliberate noise marks a new low for Sony Pictures
It's not like that's been going on for ages, just directed towards the other end of the political spectrum, right? Or is it more to like if it is politically flattering propaganda?
>>74202869
How the fuck is that fucking review even allowed?
>>74198594
We need a /pol/ stream + chat
Could be pretty entertaining desu
>produced by
>cohen
Nine times out of ten, the producer of a given movie is a kike.
This is some great news! The only way it will be allowed in a country with no freedom of speech to criticise the system is using methaphors and talking animals to represent real issues.
>>74190664
>Out of all the films I’ve seen this year, this is the one I least expected to have an anti-immigration and an eye for an eye message underneath it. But it’s actually happened.
Oh my God I hope he didn't get triggered.
most negative comments on Rotten Tomatoes aren't even related to the redpill, even though the muslim pig is obvious as fuck. Have the right reached the subliminal penetration of the left?
>>74205260
Didn't know they were going to release it in North Korea.
>>74204676
>oh wow a movie producer is a jew
News at 11
>>74203134
Join the club
FUCKING FEMINISTS
REEEEEEEEE
>>74205516
Where do i get a golden pass?
>>74205436
Impling only north korea does censorship.
>>74202416
Mfw it came out on my birthday
>>74204145
>I really hope that trump will bring the change
We all do.
>>74205460
>lets just accept this and never question why
No wonder the HQ for the EU was shoved up your ass.
>Liberals throw bitchfit over Angry Birds
>They might throw bitchfit about Warcraft
>They might throw bitchfit about ID2
I-is this a trend?
>>74190355
angry muslim hating birds
>>74206648
>>74206648
Yea. Having tens of thousands of jobs at the expense of other states is bad. Really bad.
So bad that we should give the HQ to someone else.
>>74202869
>flick philosopher
>>74205433
>most negative comments on Rotten Tomatoes aren't even related to the redpill, even though the muslim pig is obvious as fuck. Have the right reached the subliminal penetration of the left?
We've harnessed meme magic. A power far greater than any manufactured propaganda. [Current Year] is legitimately being passed around Facebook and Twitter as we speak.
>>74207201
>letting the EU exist at all
You're cross-eyed.
>bitchfit over Warcraft
Horde is literally Dindu Nuffin: the Faction, and Thrall is kangz n sheeit where he's saved Azeroth more times than any white-ass cracka alliance
>>74207546
>almost non-white country
>literally owned by Chinks
>economy on the brink of bottomless downfall
>anti-white president
You guys seriously are not in the situation to criticize anyone.
DENIAL
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Anyway, enough of hating.
>>74206950
They're under increasing pressure since Trump has been doing well. Being left and anti establishment is hard to do in this day and age unless you're an anarcho-commie or something.
>>74207604
Explain. I dont kniw shit about warcraft and assumed it was a relic like Runescape or Neopets
>>74203809
Holy shit I need to see this movie
>>74207866
There was a campaign set after the orcs and humans had agreed not to kill each other (they fought a demonic legion that destroyed the human homeland). Orcs settle on mainland of new continent, humans settle on an isle off the coast. Evil racist human admiral starts killing orcs. Half ogre working for orcs kills him. Fast forward to some WoW questline and the orcs destroy the isle the racist admiral was trying to protect. I doubt anybody said the admiral was right all along in game though.
>>74198594
>>74204573
We need to get comfy(.)zone to stream it
>>74192136
The hullabaloo surrounding Frozen was pretty funny. One of the characters is supposed to be Sami. The Sami are an indigenous people of the "Jesus fuck it's cold" portions of Europe. The only people on Earth whiter than them are albinos.
That's literally all I know of the Sami people, I learned that after glancing at a Google search result. That's more research than the people who complained that Disney had 'whitewashed' that character put in. Because indigenous = people of color!
>>74203539
He's a moderate that finds this sinister but calls things like Arthur or Dragon Tales "emasculating".
Are there any clean torrents or is everything cellphone shit?
>>74203886
MIND = BLOWN
keked hard
watched the movie yesterday
>>74210393
>watched the movie yesterday
Is it as based as I want to believe it is?
>>74210435
It's just like this: >>74203886
I liked the movie, good to keep the kids redpilled
>>74190355
It's funny because people outside the feminist circle viewed it as being a parable to the pilgrims and the native americans.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_angry_birds_movie/
>>74210567
Welp, time to show the kids some good propaganda.
The incredible thing about this is Angry Birds is a fucking force of nature. It's about even with Minecraft but more portable and EVERY kid plays it and will flock to this movie. This is amazing.
>>74202554
Saved
>>74211355
*was
Angry Birds time has long gone
>>74190355
is this movie created by finns?
also, the movie gets a lot of t.v. advertisement here in my cunt.
>a message that isn’t appropriate for children or clear-minded adults
All this wrongthink, won't someone think of the children?
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2016/05/the-angry-birds-movie-movie-review-what-the-shell.html
>>74204439
>censoring my ideology
>literally Hitler
>censoring the opposite ideology
>fighting against hate speech
>propaganda from my ideology
>okay
>propaganda from the opposite ideology
>bad
don't try to understand lefties man
>>74203886
Pretty good subliminal redpilling.
>>74211865
So it’s downright audacious to see that the story that a rare all-male creative team chose to hang on that game is one that has been virtually taboo on the big screen: male anger (and not the sort of social condoned female anger you might expect). Yes, sometimes male anger is the butt of a movie’s joke — “Oh, look at that poor guy, his hormones are going crazy!” — and sometimes movies will (correctly) condemn out-of-control male rage, depicting it as a problem for our society, given how it inevitably leads to antisocial behavior, and bad for men, too, in how it is typically indicative of poor emotional health and low self-esteem. But that’s not what’s going on in Angry Birds: this movie supposes it is a vindication of male anger! Can you think of the last movie you saw — or even heard about! — that was about men who are angry and this is a positive thing?
I worry a bit for screenwriter Jon Vitti, whose credits are mostly in the TV realm, which we all know is a little friendlier to men than film is, and Clay Kaytis and Fergal Reilly, respectively an animator and a storyboard artist, making the leap to feature directors. (I wonder who they all had to sleep with to snag this gig!) They’ve marked themselves as niche meninist filmmakers with what is, apparently, meant to be a fun movie for kids, with political content that is frankly rather inappropriate; no one wants their children indoctrinated while watching a cartoon. I sure it will impact their ability to get future work, the dears.
>>74212115
>no one wants their children indoctrinated while watching a cartoon
the irony is denser than a neutron star
My sister and me anticipated that movie, hope it lives up to the expectations of being full redpill
>>74194238
Why not both?
>>74212115
>Can you think of the last movie you saw — or even heard about! — that was about men who are angry and this is a positive thing?
The Dark Knight Rises, because I watch movies by directors who aren't scared of penises.
Mad Max was a horror movie about moronic feminists pouring potable drinking water into a barren desert, and the Mad was more in reference to Max's deteriorating mental health than anything else.
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2016/05/the-angry-birds-movie-movie-review-what-the-shell.html
>He’s furious, in fact, that everyone else is being so nice and kind and welcoming to the pigs. In the real world, of course, Red would be seen as delusional, and the pigs would have no nefarious motives
>In the real world, of course, Red would be seen as delusional, and the pigs would have no nefarious motives
>the real world
>pigs would have no nefarious motives
This women has never seen the world outside her perfect little liberal hugbox, has she?
>like how when we say “women” that also includes the subset of “men”;
That is not how it works. That is not how it works at all.
Absolutely hilariously shitty review. Not even /pol/ makes up this much shit when trying to blame the jews for everything, but this strong independent womyn is absolutely obsessed with 'meninism' that she doesn't even get the political message of the movie.
She only sees a movie without a strong female lead and goes apeshit.
Truly amazing, the lengths to which these people will go to justify their insanity.
At least the comments on her own site are mostly
>Bitch, you crazy.
Any streaming?
>>74213240
>/pol/ makes up this much shit when trying to blame the jews
>>74195792
>Falling for the cinema jew
Closest thing to pol we're ever gonna see in theaters
>>74213240
>and the pigs would have no nefarious motives
jesus
>>74203134
Shut up sideways germany
>>74214768
Makes sense, even our 4CC manager was a jew
>>74203886
Pure kino/pol/
>>74214768
>maya rudolph is a jew
I'm sad inside
>>74190355
because it's not and they specifically advertised to furries
movie promotes multiculturalism
i'm fucking baked
I am going to take my two kids to this, it will be my kids first move in the theaters, ages 3 and 5.
>>74192872
you're posting this on 4chan of all places. did you seriously type that with a straight face?
>>74202416
More like
>Superman is an "illegal alien"
>Batman is a conservative cis-white male against illegal immigration
>Lex Luthor is an evil white beta male that tries to cause more division between the people and "alien"
>Batman and Superman realise that one another are not so bad an unite to fight against the evil beta white male
>>74212115
>no one wants their children indoctrinated while watching a cartoon. I sure it will impact their ability to get future work, the dears.
Was this written to Shlohmo Finklestein??
>>74190355
>peter dinklage
glad he's getting work outside of GoT
I'm just going pirate it and if it was worth my money I go by a ticket and give my money to the people that made it
Who /seeingitopeningnight/ here?
>>74190355
I read it has an anti colonization message, i.e. Whites are the pigs
>>74198510
They actually do catapult themselves into the pigs territory like in the game, this was shown in one of the trailers, I haven't actually seen the movie yet, maybe it was only a small gag and not their central means of invading the castle.
THE DIRECTOR OF THIS MOVIE IS JEWISH
>>74215748
Rn?
>>74190355
Its also getting record opening sales around the world right now. The children of the world are getting redpilled! Praise kek!
>>74213240
you pay to read shitty movie reviews?
>>74221984
EXCEPTIONS PROVE THE RULE
Seriously /pol/ needs to not repeat Hitler's mistake.
Though I think it might be that the jews want to put muslims in the same place the jews were in the 30s. Then the backlash will destroy muslims. Maybe.
>>74221984
>Jewish director
>movie's plot has an obvious Eurocentrist bent
>post ends in 1984
This cognitive dissonance is too much, man. I need to go outside.
>you will never go see this movie with a group of fellow /pol/acks
>>74224941
oh i will :^)
>>74205740
>tfw no QT feminist gently holds my cock in her hands and says,
>Maybe you shouldn't cum.
