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>life in the glorious USA
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>>74186625
>lolbertarians see nothing wrong with this
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>>74186767
I wonder if it's because they're forced to wear diapers at their jobs too...
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I love pooping my pants so I don't really see an issue. Pants pooping is our culture daddy England :3
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>>74186625
Those are all mexicans in that plant, guarantee it.
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>>74186625
Agriculture industry is notoriously terrible here.
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>>74187811

of course they are

if they complained or left their job immigration would deport their ass immediately
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>>74187811
>mexicans are not americans
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This is Bob Burgerstains, when Bob is taking a stroll and doing some shopping the fellow americans that pass him by nod respectfully towards him and smile and he responds in kind.

They do this to show him the respect he deserves, for pooping your pants is deeply rooted in american culture and is the sure sign of a patriot and hard worker.

Pooping your pants show that you live a busy american life style, Bob is too busy living the american dream and grabbing life by the horns to have time for the loo.

As the americans say, " if you gotta go you gotta go "
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Look at this man, how proudly and patriotic his stance is. This is the kind of stance that radiates a " Yes I am american, yes I pooped my pants, yes I am proud of it. Deal with it! " attitude.

When other americans see the burgerstains on his pants they will know he is a true american, too busy for silly loo's. He got his hands full living the american dream and he is not going to let a little bit of poop slow him down.
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I have plenty of American friends, and when I asked them about the pants pooping in american culture they suddenly became very defensive, claiming it is perfectly normal and acceptable to poop in your pants if you are too busy to find a loo at the moment, plus you can always clean up later. " If you gotta go you gotta go they said ".

I have had this discussion with at least 4 americans and they all find this socially acceptable.
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In America, pooping your pants is so common and naturalized that manufacturers have started to make adult diapers in " sexy models ".

The american on the picture shows a lot of class and intelligence by both pooping in her pants just like american culture dictates, but also saving her pants by wearing an adult diaper.

She even chose a sexy style adult diaper and makes sure to show it off to entice american males in the vicinity.

Very impressive.
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>>74186943
dab rite ib u godda go u godda go :D
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>>74188277
>hispanics may be any race

this is the worst fucking thing ever
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Look at this lady. She pretended to drop something just so she could bend over and proudly display her burgerstains.

Impressed fellow americans nearby will now know that she is a true patriot and american. She is empowered, her head held high and with poop in her pants.

She is a strong american woman and she does not have no time for silly loo's. She's got life by the horns and she is not letting go for anything.
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>Why exactly do americans shit in their pants?

To understand the answer to this question you need to first understand american culture. In american culture pooping your pants is a sure way to come off as somebody patriotic and hard working.

By pooping your pants you show that you are too busy living the american dream, too busy grabbing life by the horns to worry about silly loo's and poop.

They wear the burgerstain on their pants like a war veteran wears the medal on his chest, with great pride.
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The burgerstain epidemic needs to be discussed in order for us to put it in it's proper context in american culture. There are so many questions to answer.
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>>74188406
ahahahaahahaha

POO IN PANTALOONS
O
O

I
N

POO IN PANTALOONS
SNOOLATNAP NI OOP
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>>74188406
>>74188426
>>74188449
>>74188472
>>74188501
>>74188522
>>74188544
note to self: walmart is the best place where one can catch the norovirus.
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>>74188406
>>74188449
>>74188472
>>74188501
>>74188522
>>74188544

I heard a theory that the 'fat people shitting pants in wal-mart' epidemic was a side effect of people taking weight-loss medication but not eating less.

The uptake of fats/oils etc. is reduced but due to the diet these people have fatty, oily lubricant in their intestines letting the shit leak out.
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>>74188522
>he has pictures of people shitting themselves on his hard drive
You must be part German to be so obsessed with poop.
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>>74188406
>>74188426
>>74188449
>>74188472
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>>74188522

So much hostility Sweden. Why the hate?
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>>74188617

>POO IN PANTALOONS

Fugg nice one m8
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>>74188827
or it could be because all they eat is junk food, they have diabetes, and thus the nerve endings in their legs and ass have died.

subsequently, they "fart," but really "shart," and do not realize it because they cannot feel the shit running down their legs...
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>>74186625
No way they get away with this unless the workers are illegal spic slave labor who will be deported if they take a restroom break or demand more than 1 dollar an hour.
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>>74186625

APEX KEK, AMERILARDS.

P O O I N P A N T S
O
O

>i hope our indian friends are enjoying this
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>>74188953
you are very brave for coming out with your problem
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>>74186625
>weed just became legal everywhere in canada
> people will now smoke always on the job and children will try smuggling into their homes to smoke it cause its cool

please shut up your country has more faggotry then we do.
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>Amerikecks

pro-tip kecks is slang for trousers in England
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>denied bathroom breaks

I am pretty sure that's illegal.
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>>74189109
lol
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POO IN PANTALOONS
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Sounds shitty, but no one is forcing them to work there.
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>>74186625
>not enough bathrooms.

No employer would ever do this.
Fairly sure the story is bullshit.
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>>74188953

>people do this to themselves

Jesus.
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>>74186625
Why work for that place? Are these people too stupid to find another job and report this to the BBB?
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>>74189054
t. Pajeet Signh
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>>74189453

>too stupid
>illegals

Pick both.
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>>74188847
Because you have designated shitting pants.
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>>74186625
FYI in many states there are laws that require you to give your employees breaks. Many states don't allow breaks and thats really fucked. People working at these jobs really just need to quit and find something else. Its hard and at times unrealistic but how will any of these companies learn they need to stop being fucking idiots? Government regulation works I guess but good fucking luck trying to get anything passed.
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>>74186767
lolbertarian here
that is pretty bad desu
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>mfw it's been years since I pooped anywhere besides the same 3 toilets at my house. Feels good to be young and healthy and able to control my bowel movements.
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>>74186625
>quotes the jungle by upton sinclair

dropped

https://fee.org/articles/of-meat-and-myth/
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>>74189652
>tfw your fast metabolism makes you shit directly after you eat everytime
I wish I was like you
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>>74189160

>smoking weed is worse than shitting your pants
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>>74189611
>Bring the third world to the first world
>Now they cant even compete on labor prices

Why do you think this is happening? In Germany the immigrants dont have to be paid a minimum wage. Its to create second class citizens and slaves.
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>>74186625
POO
IN
PANTS
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>>74186625
>According to a report by Oxfam
Literal NWO Commies.

>The report cited unnamed workers from Tyson Foods Inc., Pilgrim’s Pride Corp., Perdue Farms Inc. and Sanderson Farms Inc. who said that supervisors mock them, ignore requests and threaten punishment or firing.
Sounds legit.

>“Regarding bathroom breaks, our associates receive two 30-minutes breaks during each eight-hour shift,” Perdue said. “If an associate is unable to wait for the scheduled break and needs to use the restroom, they are to be given permission to leave the line as soon as someone can cover for them.”
Only TWO half-hour breaks in an 8hr shift?! THOSE FUCKING SLAVE DRIVERS! THE WORKERS UNITED CANNOT BE DIVIDED! THE WORKERS UNITED CANNOT BE DIVIDED!
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>>74189652
You're not lucky or skillful, you're just a fatass with a slow metabolism.
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>>74189051
This. There's a huge Tyson plant just outside of town, and the people in management are the only ones who aren't fresh from the other side of the border.
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