WE
>>74177511
WUZ
CHHHHIIIIIIINNNNKKKSSSS
>>74177646
Samurai
>>74177511
MANLETS! They could've chosen a better white man. They cast the one white guy who's shorter than gooks.
KANGZ
>>74177511
But this guy right here was the last Samurai, not Tom Cruises character.
Am I allowed to like those movies?
They satisfied my 1800's boner.
>>74177511
Not the same, these were white guys going to other places. Not characters turned white for shitz.
>>74177903
You live in America
>implying you have to ask anyone permission to like something
AN SHEEIIIT
>>74177511
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Adams_%28sailor%29
Oh look, we actually wuz samurais and shit.
>>74178115
SHO' GUUUUNS
>>74178132
oy vey, irl cultural appropriation
The samurais ended up being killed with bolt-action rifles and a gatling gun, that white guy was lucky the fat Jap didn't kill him
>>74177837
I thought I was the only person who understood that. Glad someone else on this continent isn't a stupid faggot
MONGOLS
WE
>>74178197
they were black powder anon
We were Samurai and things. Golly gee!
The story is based on the true story of Jules Brunet
>I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
Don't forget WE WUZ JESUS N SHIET
>white people
>>74178281
It makes you wonder if people actually pay attention to the things going on in the film itself or if people just read the title, see the main actor and then drool their way through a series of moving pictures in a stupor.
Looks like you jumping monkeys don't know about the true Shinobi Clans
>>74178431
>Yellowface: The Human does not like Yellowface: The Movie
Now that's a good kek
>>74177511
POO
>>74178526
Steven Segal isn't white. He was given an honorary nonwhite status after playing in an all-black blues band in the 50's.
>Seagal was five-years-old when his family moved from Lansing, Michigan to Fullerton, California. But that doesn’t stop him from telling stories about impressing the local blues artists who travelled from all over the country to Detroit.
>“Little Milton hadn’t heard me play before. I was doing this Lightnin’ Hopkins thing. Milton looked at me and nodded, like he was trying to say, “This mutha ain’t white.”
>>74178431
>somewhere out there there is a universe where Steven Segal won an Oscar for his role as the Last Samurai.
>>74178092
Can I go to the bathroom?
>>74177511
t. guy who's never seen the film or even read the synposis
>>74179310
The synopsis is you have some 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he's straight or gay, I don't know. I don't care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn't speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him The Last Samurai.
>>74179425
he's not "The Last Samurai" you moron
>>74179520
Well, I'm sorry to hear that...
>>74177837
Same with The Last of the Mohicans. Chingachgook was the titular character, not Hawkeye.
>>74177646
He wasn't an injun, he just lived with them.
>>74177511
Why do people repeat this mistake? He's not pretending to be a Samurai, he's an American helping to train the Japanese troops but he ends up sympathizing with the LAST SAMURAI.
>>74179520
he actually technically is because the other ones die
>>74177837
People who complain about Tom Cruise in the Last Samurai probably haven't even seen it.
>>74177837
Except that he trained tom cruise to be a samurai. And then they all died except cruise. So cruise was the last samurai after the final battle.
>>74177794
lol
>dances with Wolves in Japan
>>74180239
>>74180516
>>74180780
A 5-FOOT-2-INCH LITTLE GUY
WHETHER HES STRAIGHT OR GAY I DONT KNOW
HE HAD NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
HE DOESNT KNOW JAPANESE
HE HAS NEVER HELD A SWORD
I cringed the whole movie
Are you telling me you didnt have a single asian actor in the 21st century murka?
For real?
>RE
>RUZ
>KEENGSU!!!
>>74180967
wtf are you on about?
the movie is about an american in Japan
of course he wasn't going to be asian
>>74177809
This one doesn't match, because many Egyptian rulers were Macedonian Greeks. (The majority were brown North Africans, and a tiny minority were Sub-Saharan African)
>>74178587
That's Fisher Stevens, so, technically speaking...
>JOO
>>74180967
dumb cunt can't appreciate a good movie
>>74178658
Blacks, browns and yellows are perfectly welcome to make their own movies
>>74178525
>Uchihas
>White
>>74181050
t. nobunaga
DAILY REMINDER FILM AND MOTION PICTURS IF A WHITE ARTFORM AND WE HAVE FULL RIGHT TO EXPRESS STORIES USING OUR ARTOFRM HOW WE PLEASE TO SAY FILM OR MOTION PICTURS IS TO WHITE IS TO SAY HIP HOP IS TOO BLACK OR KINTSUGI IS TOO ASIAN
THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHITE CULURE BEING ALL AROUND SHIT SKINS AND HAVING SUCH A EMOTIONAL IMPACT ONTHEM THEY FORGET AND FEEL THEY HAVE EQUAL HAND IN OUR ARTFORM.
>>74182309
pictures* is*
