Is this accurate?
Don't you have a pile to be burning in, leaf?
Sort of.
How the fuck does Bernie represent batman??
Trump should be Bane
>>74165222
Cause Batman is the good guy and this was clearly made by Reddit.
for you
>>74165083
Bernie should be the Penguin cos of dat dere huge kike nose.
>>74165255
Really he is closer to Bruce Wayne. The dark Knight is attacked by the establishment because he can take it.
>>74165222
If it's just the Adam West Batman it kinda makes sense.
>>74165275
Yes, It was made by reddit if batman is consider a good guy
>>74165083
Make Bernie Robin then yes.
>jewish socialist is the billionaire
swap bernie and trump
>>74165083
Bernie should be the riddler because he always asks questions that really make you think. Like: why isn't everybody in college RIGHT NOW?
>>74165083
no
![decom_TrumpBane_56ea0da7ad4a2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1bY3vzv.jpg "decom_TrumpBane_56ea0da7ad4a2[1].jpg")
>>74165083
>>74165255
>>74165466
>"When your campaign is in ashes... then you have my permission to die."
>>74165391
Robin haha got it now, good one.
>>74165255
>Bane
>Not Bernie
Did you miss the part where he told the poor to drag the rich out of their homes and steal all their shit?
>>74165083
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>>74165574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nz5YaURTg
>>74165083
no
>>74165083
>>74165442
You mean
Donald Trump Lies to Little Boy
https://archive.is/Kfnpe
>>74165584
>>74165391
Shit, I forgot I'm not on /b/ right now.
For that movie, Batman wasn't the Hero anyway. The Joker was. The Joker went around, killing corrupt cops, taking out the organized crime by robbing the bank they hold their money at, and trying to take out Batman who is being a vigilante, which that is the crime. So in short, Joker, by breaking crimes, and cleaned the streets of Gothem in the matter of a single movie.
So if Trump is The Joker, then he is the hero we need.
/thread.
no
>>74165670
>Lies
>>74165670
>>74165793
>>74165720
>>74165820
>feinberg
>>74165083
Jesus, Bernie fanart is so goddamn cringey.
>>74165083
>>74165222
It's accurate if you look at it as Senile Man Who Thinks He Can Save The Day.
>West Batman/Joker
>Nolan Two-Face
Donald Trump is a self-made billionaire who used his wealth to help clean up his city, and has consistently outwitted his opponents throughout the campaign season.
Trump is definitely Batman, and I'm fine with Clinton being Two-Face, but I'm kind of struggling to figure out who Bernie would be.
You guys forget that batman got cucked by harvey dent and cat women is a dominatrix therefore Bernie is batman.
>>74165083
Change Bernie and Trump. Bernie could afford one wheel on the batmobile.
trump should be batman, he's a billionaire and a fukkin hero
>>74165634
don don ru!
No, but this is
>>74165887
Is there a Batman version of Mysterio? Like a guy who is basically an innefectual lunatic with no super powers?
Bernie is more like penguin. Considering how he's a blowhard tryhard that never did and never will achieve anything he's Tux.
>>74165083
Someone please redo this with trump as bane
>>74165995
uncanny
>>74165820
>feinberg
>>74165997
Riddler?
>>74165083
>Is this accurate?
>>74165222
>How the fuck does Bernie represent batman??
Bernie is definitely Batman. But Trump is the Punisher!
>>74165436
this really makes u think
>>74165222
Bernie should be Mr. Freeze imo
>>74166615
Nah, Mr Freeze was smart
>>74165442
Also Don's parents ARE DEAD
>>74165222
Bernie watched his parents get murdered and grew up in a city filled with crime, taking it upon himself to be an arbiter of justice.
>>74165275
Trump represents Batman better. Bruce Wayne is a huge jackass playboy in public but as Batman he loves and protects Gotham the same way Trump wants with America.
>>74165222
The hero we deserve but not what we need right now.
>>74166517
Couldn't agree more
>>74166768
I like this take. It places that Trump and Bernie are both heros. Bernie the one we deserve but Trump the one we need.
>>74165083
>Image Search
fuck off, randy.
>>74166662
It's still better than him being batman lol
>>74165995
Pretty flawless.
Although comparing based Stannis with Ratman is a crime.
No. Bernie is more like a crazy homeless guy in Gotham City.
>Hillary wins every coin flip
>>74165083
>they work for the socialist, the disheveled man
>BANEIE?
>>74166983
High Sparrow is more like a mix between Bernie and Cruz anyway
>>74165716
Yeah, totally, just like that scene where he's threatening to blow up two boats with civilians and prisoners. MUH "bad guy is actually the good guy, SO DEEP" shit needs to stop.
>>74167734
High Sparrow is showfag non-canon cancer. So that's probably why it doesn't fit.
>>74167320
that's cause she works for the coin.
Can Trudeau be Calendar Man?
It is 2016 after all.
>>74165997
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Destiny#Arkham_Asylum
http://www.omgbeaupeep.com/comics/The_Sandman/006/
>the billionaire who is sick of standing idly by and watching the city he loves crumble
>is Bernie Sanders
?????????
>>74165083
No. Your batman is attached. (But otherwise good job!)
>>74165820
>feinberg
>>74165995
>reach Stark
Well, even if I dropped GoT a couple of seasons ago, I love this chart.
>>74167853
>High Sparrow is showfag non-canon
He is very much a canon character.
>>74165255
Bane?
>>74165083
This is pretty well-meme'd, of course it's simplistic.
>>74165083
Why couldn't Trump be Bane? He breaks the bat's back, is very educated and is one of batman's more dangerous and equal villains.
>>74167980
Kek
>>74168349
>Libertarians
>Relevant
>ubber rich capitalist bruce wayne is who socialists see as their saving hero.
Hillary Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsJ6PqgzkBY
>>74165083
I find it interesting that leftists almost always align their supported candidates with fictional stories, usually aimed at children, as if they intentionally boil everything down to "good" vs "evil". I've seen Bernie as Batman, a Jedi, and I think Superman as well.
>>74169307
Because it's inconceivable that anyone "good" doesn't think the same way as they do, that to be "good" you just need to know the "right things" and have the "right opinions." Check out:
>The Smug Style in American Liberalism by Emmett Rensin
It's long, and in Vox sadly, but it's a good read.
>>74169307
>implying we don't do the same shit
Have some perspective.
>>74168760
Because libtards think Trump is just a big joke
And to be quite honest his campaign kind of is. The amount of unprofessionalism he has brought to the political world is staggering to a lot of people.
Despite all his flaws he is still the best candidate. Our political system has cancer.
>>74165083
NO!
>>74168517
Yeah, in the books he's like 80 and has 4 lines.
>>74169614
Thanks anon, checking that out now.
>>74166517
wait, isn't Punisher Marvel?
>>74169768
>Cruz as the Penguin
It's perfect
>>74165083
Trump is obviously Batman... rich guy using his money to battle criminals
>>74165083
Bernie's Bane, he'd drag out all the rich out of their homes and redistribute to the poor, only difference is that Bane wasn't a statist.
Hillary would represent the Joker for obvious reasons, mental illness, a lust for chaos and power.
And of course, Trump would be the Batman, he's rich and is trying to help out the middle class by fighting the establishment, all on his own, with the occasional ally like Carson for example, who would represent Trump's Robin.
>>74165083
Swap bernie and trump around
>Batman, an arrogant billionaire who people think is a bit of a dick at times but ultimately he just wants what's best for he people
Trump
>Joker, an insane man who inspires teenagers with his edginess and believes in sending a message.
Bernie
>>74165083
Joker saved Gotham in the dark Knight and bats ran like a bitch and hid for eight years.
So yeah.
>>74170035
We're a bit past the last book now, could be he has more lines. His essential characterization seems the same though, an actual religious leader that re-established the armed wing of the faith because Cersei is bad at ruling.
>>74170193
Joker has a lust for power?
>>74168926
>>Relevant
>Using that word unironically. Here.
>From the back of the room comes laughter. It grows and grows, until it fills the room.All eyes turn:
>The Don. Well dressed in a professional crisp business suit with a confident smile walks into the room.
Trump: And I thought Jeb was low energy.
Jew Manipulator: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my goy here pull your head off.
>The Don pulls out a freshly deported mexican
Trump: How about a magic trick?
>The Don slams the mexican into the table, leaving it upright
Trump: I'm gonna make this mexican disappear.
>Jew nods. His nignog moves at the Don -who sidesteps-grips his head- slams it, face down, onto the table... and deports the mexican. Magic. The Joker bows. Grins at Gambol.
Trump: Ta-dah! It's, it's gone.
Trump: Oh, and by they way: the suit? It wasn't cheap. I ought to know, I bought it.
>Jew stands, furious. Paul stops him.
Payk: Sit. I want to hear proposition.
>The Joker nods his thanks. Rises.
JOKER: Lets wind the clocks back a decade or two. These Illegals would never dare to cross the border. What happened? Your balls drop off? You see a guy like me…
Jew: --a goy--
>Laughs. Which the Don tries to ignore.
>>74171191
Trump: Look. Listen. I know why you choose to hold your little, ahem, "group therapy sessions" in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Mexicans. See, The Mexicans have shown America your true colors, unfortunately.
Trudeu? He's just the beginning. And as for the rat’s so called plan? The Mexicans have no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeek! I know the squeekers when I see them and...
>The Don points at Cruz who scampers away…
Paul: What do you propose?
Trump: It's simple. We, uh, deport the Mexicans…
>Jeers. Laughter.
Bush: If it's so simple why haven't you done it already?
Trump: Because no matter how skilled you are you cannot do it alone.
Paul: How would you keep them out?
Trump: A wall.
Paul: Your crazy.
Trump: I'm not. No I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, uh, little Shlomo here won't be able to get a shekel for his grandma.
Jew: Enough from the goy!
>Jew gets up, moving at the Joker, who casually opens his coat, revealing banter wired to his chest. Jew stops.
Trump: Ah ta ta ta ta. Let's not "blow" this out of proportion.
>Jew stares at the Don. Hard.
Jew: You think you can steal the election from us and just walk away?
Trump: Yeah.
Jew: I'm putting the word out. Half a shekel for this clown dead. A whole one alive so I can teach him some multiculturism first.
Trump: All right, so listen. Why don't you give me a call when you wanna take things a little more seriously. Here's my card
>>74171304
Bump. It took me forever to make this.
>>74165887
Bane. Has an almost cult following of poor who want to steal from the rich.
>>74171529
And it was terrible.
>>74166697
Trips of truth
>>74172085
Well at least I got a review.
>>74165442
when did The Don say I am Batman?
>>74165083
Batman is a billionair.
>>74165367
This.
>>74165083
If any prez has ever been batman it is Trump.
Hes a genius billionaire playboy out to save the world.
Mr. Burns is more like Captain Commie
>>74170455
In the underworld, yes. In Hillary's case underworld = politics.
>>74166768
>america
>hero
>deserve
fucking lel, my friend
>>74170117
Yeah, but there are always cross overs like this.
batmans also had fun times with captain merka and spiderman, and the predeator from predator.
>>74165083
>billionaire philanthropist is the joker
>lousy senator with less than 300k in assets after working 30 years in the senate with a 174k salary is batmang
shit doesn't make sense
>batman wears glasses
>>74172486
A little boy asked him at the Iowa state fair during a helicopter ride.
>>74175509
>elected the worst possible dudeweedman globalist shill who didn't even make weed legal
how is bernie batman when he's poor?
Do your magic.
>>74166700
Oh yea now i see the resemblance
>>74176575
It must have been fun to burn that huge stack of paper on set
>>74165083
Bernie is more like the Penguin
>>74177749
>they fuck up the take
>need a whole new pile of fake money
>>74177749
Yeah, I wonder how much it was worth. I reckon the first layer was play money and the layers underneath must had been news papers or something.
>>74172405
I read it all, which I never do for posts that long, so that says something. 6/10.
>>74165083
bernie is more of an Alfred than Batman
Trump is Ras Al Ghul
>>74177978
>Trump is Ras Al Ghul
>implying Ivanka would have a bastard
