JAAAAAAAAAA VI ELSKER DETTE LANDET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES NORWAY TOMORROW . 17 MAY MOTHER FUCKER, YOU BETTER CELEBRATE WITH US NORWEGIANS
>>74164105
Norway is better than Sweden but please sell us Greenland please. We need more land.
Seems like the cucks are mad that we are our own country. FUCK THE KEKS
cyka blyat idi nahui
>>74164273
I remember when I was at school and they gave us free ice cream. Good days.
Let make fun of Sweden before 17 may
>>74164105
Long live King Harald V and the fatherland!
heh glad I still got 2-3 years left til I'm forced to go in marches again. So just gonna raise the banner of the master race, and go watch football after werkout!
>Pretty nice outside now, hope it holds
Heja norske torske.
>>74164441
>MFW Harald wont be waving his hand this 17 may
Fuck the prince. He is a fucking cuck.
>tfw russ
wat do lads
>>74164448
Fuck off Finn, we are making fun of Sweden
>>74164289
kek. hey the iceniggers aren't aussies though, can't compare.
Also Båhuslen, Herjedalen & jemtland should be included under the banner. Sheepniggers are missing, Greenland too.
Still 9/10 keked
>>74164105
You guys are cool. Let's invade Sweden together. some time.
>>74164572
You actually paid for that shit? Dude you just got scammed.
The best scenario is you get laid, the worst is that you get cuck by Chad
>>74164648
One day Finn, one fucking day.
Bare vent media kommer til å prove å triggere oss med niggerbarn og pedodyrkere.
>>74164267
You're hardly even using your current inland.
Besides, Greenland belongs to Denmark.
>>74164534
man I can't bare reading the nork news.
Sad though. But I disagree, Mette Marit is fucked (Actually know many people who knew her) and cucked, children in africa blabla.
But I think Håkon (which I've also met several times ofc) will make a great King.
>our pols... they must go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kZOL7wQjfc&feature=youtu.be&t=206
>>74164795
>mfw this guy watch NRK on 17 may
Dude go out and hang with fellow Norwegians.
>>74164648
plans are getting ready, here is the current draft
>You will be free soon northmen
BREDE SEIL
>>74164961
The only shop that is open atm is Joker, but it is expensive as shit. Well, fuck it. I'm buying Ice cream.
Hitler var snill. Vi må beskytte han sine onsker
>>74164944
I like this. Save Malmö and Stockholm as heavily guarded zoos, though.
Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG5rWRPOFXY&ab_channel=Laniala
>>74164846
>Besides, Greenland belongs to Denmark.
NO!
This is wrong, this is our clay by treaty.
Our shitty pols fucked us in the 30ies by being such utter useless shits, while the danes was good. The resettlement and occupation of austbygda was fucked by the pre UN kike shit.
>Iceland - norse, Harald V's clay
>Greenland - norse, Harald V's clay
>Foroyjar - norse, Harald V's clay
>Hjaltland - norse & mixed, Harald V's clay
>Orkeyjar - - norse & mixed, Harald V's clay
actually these too by an english treaty everything north and west of x was our clay.
>Markland
>Helluland
>Vinland
all under the bishop of greenland
>how convenient those sagas are "unreliable" and not history
You better man up there leaf, get rid of that PM or you will be included on previous posted map.
Yet our people there blended in with your natives, and the others came later like the rest of you.
>We're not going to be surrounded by swedes
>>74165388
GLORIOUS
ETT HUNDRE ÅR
Is this the day you celebrate killing Swedes?
fucking can't even remember one fucking dane that went to Greenland mentioned... ironically though a german(southman) they called turk was even with them to vinland
>>74165411
Sverdrup Islands is rightfully norwegian aswell
>>74164267
You can take the people, we'll keep the land.
>>74164944
>Gotland again ours
This, I like this.
>>74164289
The Norwegian wall against niggers seems to be malfunctioning.
DEATH TO FUCKING SWEDES
>>74165499
No but we should really celebrate that one.
We celebrate the day we got our constitution and broke free of the Danes after the napoleon wars in 1814.
>The swede just marched in and invaded us...
In 1905 we first got real independence since well the 1300ds
>when our .. sigh gay king .. killed off our lineage, was forced to get a child.. a daughter.. unions happened, empire fell apart
>also black death
>just as hit as you 2/3 of pop died out
>all ship traffic westwards stopped for ages..
deaded
>iceniggers thus never got the black death
But yes we should celebrate that maybe another reason for a mock invasion of civilian "rånere"/rednecks into our territories occupied by sweden like tradition is on easter
>>74165557
I forgot and ofc all the islands we got both in the north and in the south.
>>74165635
Was the goths under your rule?
>>74165585
Nah, I'd prefer to genocide the people once we got the land actually.
>>74165585
Dats our fish denmark!
>>74164105
I hate our flag so much. Ugliest color combo. I want to rise to power just to change it.
>>74164944
>tfw living in Malmö
I approve this map.
>>74166263
Nice proxy swede.
>>74166263
Better than Denmark's. And you have the right to Greenland. Fuck that tiny country under you.
>>74164944
Looks good. But our pact still needs an awesome name.
>>74166024
The greenlanders sadly like to genocide them selves...
But dat's our fish and clay murica
Same goes for that fucking gudbjornskjær/hanso denmark and leafs keeps fighting over.
IT BELONGS TO NONE OF YOU
Also correct name is gudbjornskjær, it was part of finding the lands to the west.
>Really the first discoverer of america
>named island after him as he discovered it first
>nobody know who this man even is
Tipped off Leif the happy, and from there on the works and building in vestheim/america started
>tfw no qt koselig jente
Enjoy celebrating in Oslo, which is just as fucked as Stockholm.
>>74166263
yes you want the rainbow colored swedish homoflag or a yellow and blue one in stead don't you party swede.
>soon
>>74166617
it's bad but not as bad as stockholm. I wont be in Oslo anyway.
>>74165388
>that little kid singing as loud as everyone else together
cute
>>74166617
> Oslo, which is just as fucked as Stockholm
that place should be fenced in or even glassed, it has already been kicked out of the county it belonged too
>It's time to isolate it or and temporarly demand visas for passing into norway
>total kebab removal
But as fucked as shitholm? no man... not yet.. at least.. fuck that once beautiful city on the skjærgård...
>>74166656
partysvenskar :DDDDD
http://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/de-blir-kallade-svenskjavel-pa-stan
>>74166802
will make a nice vacation resort in the future in the 2nd Norse Empire
>>74166820
omg you made me kek me almost pants without even a sneak stab while drunk pekka
Fucking saved.
Hey do you got them?
>numales
>often brings up feminism, racism etc and gets chased off
>that's right even by oslo people
>so they learned this by now I think
but
>dresses nice
>lives like roaches 16 people in one app, 4-5 in one room at skyrocketing prices... illegal
>swedes run these shits and rip their own off
>weird numale hair
>they just show up and joins the party
hehe
nah I ain't so much at parties in Oslonistan, but I worked there for many years.
Besides being sore pussies these days, they are ok, never break the law and rape and shit like that, the real swede is not a degenerate banting aside.
>>74166802
Yeah but in Stockholm, the muds live in ghettos far away from the inner-city. In Oslo, they live in Grönland and Grorud which parts of the central Oslo.
But yeah Stockholm is shit anyway because of cultural marxism. I hope that the rest of Norway doesn't end up like Oslo. It seems that Oslo people want their city to become like Malmö, Göteborg, Södertälje, Borlänge etc. They are really deluded.
Aren't normies in Norway aware that multiculti is a disaster? I mean, you only have to look at Oslo and your neighbour country.
>>74166682
svalbard or south or north pole?
>norfags
everywhere tomorrow all over the world where there is as much as a family of nords there will be marches to show you other non-nord subhumans your future leaders.
>You better flag sven! And I ain't talking about raising your litle sister or relative up on the pole like Emil in the leafmountains either
>>74167350
dis looks like either the westlands or western islands(orkneys,shetland)?
>>74167494
Finse
>>74165499
We killed a lot of swedes after the 17, but alas not enough
>>74167439
>I hope that the rest of Norway doesn't end up like Oslo
... they want to spread them now, to avoid shit like sweden... they say... so now we're going to have them everywhere..
>REVOLUTION NOW; ALL OUT
Also yeah it's containted in osloshitistan, just like junkies were earlier. It's a chock to everyone that comes visiting here, because once you step out the central staion you are in heroin,shitskin and niggerville. As you say greenland close by the same, high concentration of subhumans. The once old prosperous Greenland market....
Whole nice neighbourhoods have been destroyed, Manglerud,Furuseth,Stovner,Ammerud,Grorud,GrorudDalen...
Even as I hate oslo and want it to burn in hell, it's just tragic. But just read vg to check comments, people are pissed, pols piss their pants, time for revolution... But after celebrations ofc
>>74167708
ahh.. I wuz gonna say north norway.
Got some senpai up thar my self, but no jobs and such so most down here you know.
A bit further north, not that far away in north norfag terms kek.
>>74164105
Norweigians are the true master race and should rule the swedes finns and dannish
If you ask me dat's a I'm gonna fucking remove swedes and kebab look
Håkon will make a great king.
>>74168040
There shall always be three kings, but the swede must be occupied
>>74166014
For a very few years.
>>74167350
it may be nord-trondelag or rogaland/vest-agder
>>74168476
The goths aren't really swedes, they are an own group of nords just like well us, you and the swedes.
Own lang though ofc sim to all of our langs.
I part feel for all those people of native nord non swedish blood that has to suffer this tranny nightmare
>>74167933
Well send them to Bouvetoya
You have all the facts on the table in Norway about immigration. and I guess 50% of the norwegians saw that NRK reportage from Rinkeby/Husby where the tv-team were chased away by immigrants.
You just need a real movement that will take advantage of all the anger among the norwegians.
>>74164944
Fix stockholm, Malmö and göteborg and then clear out the rest of the kebab in some smaller cities and sweden would basically be clear
>>74168914
But it would still be lots of swedes there
>>74168858
The few that actually still watch TV after 68/SJW/jew hijack of our media prolly did yes.
Most young would see it on the interwebs, but yeah we're red pilled about you and have been for over a decade and maybe a half now.
>>74164105
Keep celebrating. Our conquest of your lands will soon be complete.
>>74166617
Stop fucking lying cuck. Oslo isn't as bad as fucking STOCKHOLM. Oslo is a fucking great city, with great people. OSLO HAS FUCKING LOW CRIMERATE COMPARED TO YOUR FUCKING KEK STOCKHOLM CITY
>>74169504
You mean your conquest to clean the my toilet seat will be done soon.
>>74170950
Shh, it's okay anon. I know you're scared. I know you don't want to be overtaken by muslims and go extinct as they breed you out of your own country, like they do in Sweden.
But don't worry. The brave Polish people will soon enough claim their minority rights and ensure that the extinction of your country's native population will not be followed by repopulation by shitskins. We will repopulate norway with nice white polish people. You can rest easy, norwaybro, we will ensure your country continued whiteness by sustaining it with our own.
>>74171396
Holy fuck. We only got 35 somalians!?!?!??! What the fuck. I honestly though that we had around 100k of them. WELP.
>MFW THERE IS AROUND 90K POLS IN MY COUNTRY
>>74164944
OST-TRONDELAG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvCD_8k7aaQ
>>74165585
Hey fuck you man
>>74164105
Ja vi elsker, #swedenisdeath
planer for i morgen?
>>74171951
holy fuck RAREFLAG
>>74172112
kjope iskrem, og drikke alkohol ute
skal ut på byen i trondheim i kveld
SNAKKES
JA VI ELSKER
>>74165411
All these fuckers taking our clay, trying their hardest to take our oil, and lately trying to take our people.
>>74166263
Fuck off muhammed
>>74171646
You should be glad you were chosen as a new Polish colony. Poles are based.
Once they get a hold of the government the doors to migration from outside of Europe will be closed. Thus ensuring only white Poles come in to marry your daughters and pass on your nordic genes, since your feminised manlet males seem to be incapable of doing so.
>>74171396
>26k germans
Wierd, i have never met one who wasnt a tourist
>>74164289
God tier, anon.
>>74172800
Probably because these germans don't look like what you're looking for.
They look like pic related.
>>74164944
That map is wrong, the kebab land is Southern Sweden, Malmö and shit down there up until like just above Gothenburg.
>>74169020
Better to have Swede's then Danes
>>74164105
What is happening Norway?
>>74171951
Finally. I collected Denmark, Faroe Island, and now Greenland. Any other Danish Kingdom flags that are collectable on /pol/?
>>74164105
How hard would it be for an Amerifat to become Norwegian? Is the immigration process strict? I'm polite, keep to myself and mind personal space, and I'm attempting to learn the language. Are there any jobs in high demand?
>>74173964
Pretty sure Norweigans move to other places to get jobs.
>>74173647
Just cuck yourself to sleep now. Nobody likes you.
>>74174097
Stay mad little sister
>>74173647
?
>>74174226
The swede's who live down there are the one's who had to live with the immigrants first, so they are the one's who started to vote for SD first, then more of Sweden tagged along.
Just a year ago it would have been extremely taboo to openly say "I will vote for SD" and you'd be branded a Racist. Now most young swede's don-t give a fuck and vote for SD to get the shitskins out.
>tfw everyone you know left to live in Norway
>tfw they get welfare a free home and Norwegian girls
>>74174476
>Syria
I hate you so fucking much, can't you just die already you fucking sub-human scum.
You literal piece of shit
>>74174628
What the hell is wrong with you, it's Europe's fault, you are the ones who want refugees, if you don't want them, don't take any!
>>74174801
Go die in a ditch you fucking baboon
>>74174970
Europeans love Syrians
>>74175102
Not all of us
>>74175258
Norwegians love them the most
>>74175102
You will never become something, you will always be a sub-human piece of shit, your country has never and will never be anything more than a shit stain on this earth, Russia should just bomb the shit out of you so that our planet becomes a better place. Hitler should have focused Muslims instead of Jews, at least Jews work and earn money (they may be greedy but still)
I hope you're country gets purged from the earth and that every fucking Syrian dies a horrible death and doesn't receive a funeral.
By every single human on this earth that isn't Syrian, Kill yourself.
Pic related, average looking syrian, just add a shitskin color
>>74164105
>mfw I'm here on vacation currently.
I'll be happy to watch you celebrate.
>>74175614
Where are you from?
>>74175351
Rapefugees are what is gonna be the final nail in the coffin for Europe. I will be laughing happily when I finally move out of this shithole, and to Asia.
>>74164105
>Loving this cucked shit-hole
>>74175581
>mfw I will end up with more money than you because of your generous welfare
Can't wait to rape some Swedish women
>>74175258
you consider yourself European? Shameful Norgebro....
>>74175897
>when I finally move out of this shithole, and to Asia.
oh no, someone that can never hope to reproduce will leave us
>>74175997
>Tfw you get hunted down by ooga-boogas for sketching their (imaginary) superior-being
>>74175844
I'm from Poland, travelling Lofoten since last week, but the weather is so shit I mostly browse /pol/ from hotel room. Yesterday I got drunk on blues festival with some Norwegians, cool people.
>>74175949
>>74175897
Traitors. Please die
>>74176279
>Pooland diaspora in Norway
I swear this shit writes itself. Fuckin' hell /pol/ is a shithole.
>>74176311
>Thinking there is any way to save this sinking ship
>>74176379
>diaspora
Suck me off dude. I'm on vacation.
>>74176279
have fun tomorrow polanon
>>74176386
Then you should go down with it. Not run away like a coward.
This is the best 17. May gift we could hope for
>>74176441
>Vacationing in NORWAY
>On a POLISH fucking salary
You'd have an easier time convincing me you were a Saudi Arabian oil sheik, you nigger.
>>74164294
Lmao you guys didn't even have to do anything. You just bitched and moaned until they gave into your whining.
You didn't even have to fight for your independence and you've never had to prove your military merit ever before.
Norway literally only exists out of the good will of people around it. Otherwise you guys would be absolutely crushed by even a small country like Germany, UK, or Denmark.
>>74164441
So you're 14-18? Those are typically the years you're old enough to stay home but young enough too have little to no national identity that would make you actually want to go in the parade.
Gå i det jævla toget, avskum.
>>74176441
>travelling Lofoten
>I'm from Poland
you're a fucking THIEF driving around stealing shit from cabins arent you
>>74176623
VIPER!
>>74172397
I'm fine with this. But i'm worried most poles move back to poland when they have kids. The muslims stay here so they can get gibs
>>74176679
holy shit looks at this mutt thinking he can talk to norwegians
>>74176623
Nah, I'm not trying to convince you to anything because I don't care. Besides I haven't met a single Pole in Vestvågoy yet.
>>74172397
>I'm fine with this. But i'm worried most poles move back to poland when they have kids. The muslims stay here so they can get gibs
>>74176910
>Fine with being a slav colony
Go to any Pole heavy area in the U.K. and see how fucking grand it is. Poles are basically the closest thing you'll ever get to a light skinned nigger.
>>74176851
>implying there is something worth stealing in cabins
No I am not. And seeing you find it so hard to believe is pretty amusing.
>>74176942
I didn't say anything about being white. Read the post again retard >>74176679
. I thought you Euros were supposed to be smart. Perhaps your government should revamp your English courses so you'll understand the language better.
>>74177171
If Poles don't come here for gibs, they come to steal. It's the sad reality with you people.
yeah lets celebrate a constitution that doesn't even matter anymore because EU overrides it.
>norwegians will cheer for this
>>74173964
Finding a job might be hard with the economy being kinda shit.
The cultural part might be the hardest, especially if you dont have friends or a spouse here.
>>74177315
Well most of them yes, but there are exceptions whether you like it or not.
yay for nothing
Tfw i want to go out and celebrate and scream out "heia Norge" tomorrow but i cant because i need to read for exams.
>>74177588
at least do it to keep nationalism alive. we cant become like the swedes
>>74177315
At least they don't rape or kill
and its not like I'm gonna paint that house myself
>>74177128
KEK
Enjoy getting raped by sand nigs and living under Sharia while we norwaybros get Poland qts and get a resurgence of Catholicism.
>>74177667
>we can't become like the Swedes
You're right, then you'd have to break apart from a group of whiny little bitches and your country would end up even tinier.
>>74177490
>The cultural part might be hard
How so? Our culture is completely americanized.
>>74177822
Why the hate ?
>>74177970
Americans in Norway find it hard to make friends, because they dont understand the social dynamic.
>>74178077
Explain the social dynamic
>>74178243
We work less,ergo its harder to make friends with coworkers.
We find the directness of Americans a little rude.
It`s rare in Norway to invite people you dont know to your home.
If you meet new people in Norway you do it drunk, and most likely wont contact them afterwards.
>we are autism incarnate
>>74177024
Stop lying. Everyone from poland is too poor to come here and take a vacation
>>74178481
And you have to take of your mother fucking shoes.
Fucking disrespected american whore. She kept on her shoes in my fucking apartment. I will never forget that fucking american whore. I hope that Alex is fucking death
>>74179015
You got the wrong impression then.
>>74175102
lol no
>>74179323
Why didn't you tell her to take her shoes off?
>>74179423
>MFW A POL TELLS ME THAT HIS COUNTRY ISN'T POOR
>>74179525
Because cucksven I wanted to get laid
If only Norway was a big Island connected to Iceland, instead of Swearabia
>>74179608
I never said Poland is not poor. But don't feel too special about yourself by thinking that nobody in Poland can afford vacation in Norway
>>74179634
So she fucked you with her shoes on?
>>74179323
>>74178481
Sounds like the right place for me
>>74179810
No, she took it off before She said yes to intercourse. God damn it. Have you guys never had sex?
>>74164267
Mate Norway doesent own Greenland
>>74164944
This seems like a nice Idea desu
>>74180043
Well it's been a while.
>>74175102
Youre just a weapon against the white race, youre nothing more, nothing. Without jews trying to destroy us you would be the most useless piece of shit ever
>>74179015
Kek'd
And happy pre-sjuttonde maj
I fucking love you Norway
(And denmark, Finland) my scandinavian brothers
>>74166263
>henging på torget når?
>>74171396
>all those thai "wife's"
>>74180752
Finland är skandinavien? Trams..
>>74180752
If a swedish person were to attack tomorrow I will kill everyone swedish cuck person make them cry
>>74171396
>Somalia second place
Jesus Christ could they have found a worse country, Negroid and muslim. Arabs and Pakis are bad enough but fucking Somalians
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
