So /pol/
Tell me the absolute 4 words needed to get laid in Europe.
Guaranteed.
_ __ _ _______!
>contractions need not apply
I come from Syria
>>74163269
I am a refugee
Me Mohammed, you oppressor
>>74163269
I am a refugee
>>74163269
I am a mudslime
>>74163269
I am an immigrant
>I have a sandwich
In Greek
>>74163269
refugees welcome, ficki ficki
>>74163269
In West europe: im am not white
In eastern Europe: im not a beta
ficki ficki allah akbar
me put penis vagina
I come from syria
I am an American
>>74163269
Fuck me or die.
Hasn't failed me yet.
>>74163269
GIB FICKI FICKI PLS
>>74163269
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
>>74163269
I'm a Russian liberator
>>74163269
Salam Allaykum
الله أكبر الله قدير
>>74163269
When I was there I barely had to do anything, girls would literally ogle me and all I had to do was introduce myself.
Maybe its because I am very tan and most of their men are pasty white.
>>74163642
Ooga booga ugg ugger
WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY
>>74163269
I'll pay five dollars.
>>74163269
>I'm a /pol/ faggot-bottom.
Works every time!
I am a refugee
>>74164051
>>74163269
Have a southern accent.
ASYLUM MONEY FICKI FICKI
>>74163922
Kek'd
>>74163269
if you are a brazilian, you dont even have to speak. pic related its my brother.
>>74164051
>WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY
*Smacks lips*
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOO
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
HOL UP
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIIIDDDEEEE SQUAD N SSSHHHEEEIIIIIIUTTT??
>>74163269
Make America Great Again
uncle joão cant get enough pussy!
>>74163574
go fuck yourself
in Germany - Anaconda
My balls, your face.
>>74163574
kek
>>74163269
ooga booga giga nigga
>>74163269
Are you kidding me?
>>74163574
kek'd to be honest
If you want to get laid in Australia, all you have to say is
>I shitpost on /pol/
>>74163574
oh shit a kangaroo roasted me
>>74163269
I'm a global citizen.
>>74163269
Peace be upon him
>>74163269
La ilah ila allah
>>74163269
voulez-vous coucher avec moi
>>74165850
>>74165771
>>74165139
Gyrofags getting butt fucking blasted
black dick is expensive
or
fiki fiki, fiki fiki
>>74165050
Is that pasta? If not then congrats anon
>>74163269
The actual words are "I like fucking guys". Try it out, success guaranteed.
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ooga booga white womyn?
You're ignorant and racist
"Please don't I surrender"
Sex garenteed.
"ficky ficky ficky ficky"
>>74165956
R A R E
A
R
E
>>74168158
I said no contractions faggot
>>74163269
Benis in bagina :D
