>wake up
>look outside
>see these two fighting on the street
what do
>>74156357
Jerk it
>>74156357
Throw peanuts
>>74156357
enjoy it. I'd help Jeb, but he's like twice as tall as rato, so he'll be fine.
>>74156357
Me and my fellow Jebheads will beat up Rato
>>74156357
take pictures and post it on /pol/
>>74156357
Start chanting trump and then Yeb pulls out his gun and kills himself.
>>74156357
Cheer for the American.
>>74156357
Clap.
WAKE ME UP
Shoot them
Go back to bed.
>>74156357
Place a bet on Jeb!
Turtle drags rat into water and drowns rat slow n steady.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odfyJJB7ixY
Buy a guac bowl made of butter and toss it between them to see what happens.
>it's sunday funday, ted! i need this more than you!
>fuck you! my daughters would love it!
>>74156357
worldstar
>>74156357
throw a bucket of cat piss on both of them
> (Yes. I do, indeed, keep a bucket of cat piss on hand just for such situations. Worth filling it up, every time.)
>>74156357
>lyin' ted goes loco
>yeb!s wife steps in to shoo ted away
>i go back inside and upload footage to /pol/
doubt it will happen on my street though
>>74156357
>>74156357
post on /pol/
>>74156665
Slow and steady
>>74156357
Help out Jeb.
Deep down inside we all know that he was the candidate who resembled the average 4chan user the most.