Redpill me on The Battle of Brisbane
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane
>The Battle of Brisbane was two nights of rioting between United States military personnel on one side and Australian servicemen and civilians on the other, in Brisbane, Queensland's capital city, on 26–27 November 1942, during which time the two nations were allies.
some kiwi asked about it on an anime board and nobody liked him
>>74150178
>US military personnel
>got BTFO by a bunch of aussies and a few reservemen
>>74150178
Seppos trying to undermine the fair dinkum way of life, resulting in a general uprising of all true blue blokes.
Seppos absolutely btfo and decided to actually go and fight the Japanese for a change since they were the less terrifying enemy.
>>74150178
I asked my grandfather about this (my family and i r from Briz)
apparently a bunch of beta locals got pissed off because their missos were fucking yank seamen n then made out to everyone else that all the other sluts were fucking them n then they just fought a bunch of times
straight up
Sounds like we won m8
>>74150387
This
>>74150387
>trying to undermine the fair dinkum way of life, resulting in a general uprising of all true blue blokes.
Turnbull should take notice of this moment in history
>>74150178
The redpill is that the amwericans were acting like the niggers they were. They were groping women, grabbing them in public and being general degenerates.
Aussies beat the shit out of them.
>tfw I live in brisbane
>>74150178
A couple of drunk Aussies tried to save a drunk Yank from the MP's, some seppos overreacted and shot a couple of poor bastards. What more do you need to know?
>But after that, it sort of settled down and you go into a pub and an Aussie would come and up and slap me on the back. "Oh, wasn't that a good ruckus we had the other night? And have a beer on me."
Lel, aussies are the best
>>74150761
Fuck off bill
>>74150178
>US wins Guadalcanal, saves Straya from being cut off
>US troops land in Straya and Aussie women drop their panties for victorious strong US soldiers
>Aussies don't take it like good cucks and start a citywide fist fight with US soldiers
>US soldiers quietly move from Australia to Pavuvu because Aussies can't keep their women from fucking American soldiers
It was pretty much Beta Uprising the Riot
>tfw when my American grandfather did nothing but fuck Australian girls for the entire war
>tfw when he was shipped to Japan after that and did the same thing here
>tfw when I'm the result of somebody cucking two countries in less than five years
Feels good
>>74151434
>I'm proud of my grandma being a whore
>>74151501
He probably fuck your grandma too
>>74151545
Jokes on him my grandma has syphillis
>>74151501
Easy there. We're probably related.
>>74151434
I shouldn't laugh but I did whereabouts in Japan do you live mate?
>>74151661
I ain't related to some zipperhead jap
Americans tried to culturally enrich aussies promotly got BTFO
>>74151832
>tried to
There was no tried to. Aussie women are sluts.
it all started at the fortitude valley pitcher house
bambi movie was showing 3pm
bambi was calling for mom after her death
AUS yells out she is out with a "septic tank"
fight brakes out
>>74150178
the yanks tried the same thing here while also being dicks to our maoris
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Manners_Street
>Of major concern was the fact that U.S. military pay was considerably higher than that of the Australian military[4] and U.S. military uniforms were seen as more appealing than those of the Australians. This resulted in U.S. servicemen not only enjoying greater success in their pursuit of the few available women but also led to many Americans marrying Australian women, facts greatly resented by the Australians. In mid-1942, a reporter walking along Queen Street counted 152 local women in company with 112 uniformed Americans, while only 31 women accompanied 60 Australian soldiers. That it was thought necessary for the media to report this situation indicates the effect of the American presence.
Hahahaha, poor cucked aussies.
>'Merica comes in
>Gets all the attention from Sheila
>Kangaroos butthurt that their victories are not glorified as much as the Burgers
>Nobody gave a flying fuck for Papa New Guinea or Singapore
>Aussies start having a slab a piece
>Start having a Barney with the Americans
>One of the smaller dicked Americans pulls out a shotgun
>Aussiess tries to fight it off them and one of them is killed
>the 'roos rightfully chimp out
>a bunch of Americans get their asses kicked
>Next day everyone sobers up, and buys more beer.
>>74150321
The opposite happened.
And they literally got cucked hard
>>74153669
>>74153669
>US servicemen paid more than Aussie
Oh how the tables have turned kek. We're instructed explicitly to not mention pay when deployed with Americans because we're paid so obscenely more than them.
>>74153804
>we're paid so obscenely more than them.
Your money is worthless so it doesn't matter how many ausbucks you get. Or did you forget about the Australia Tax?
>>74153669
First the emus, then the yanks, I'll be damned if it happens again.
I'll cut me eucalyptus off and mail them to Sweden before getting cucked again I swear to lizzie.
>>74150321
>>74150387
>Of major concern was the fact that U.S. military pay was considerably higher than that of the Australian military[4] and U.S. military uniforms were seen as more appealing than those of the Australians. This resulted in U.S. servicemen not only enjoying greater success in their pursuit of the few available women but also led to many Americans marrying Australian women, facts greatly resented by the Australians. In mid-1942, a reporter walking along Queen Street counted 152 local women in company with 112 uniformed Americans, while only 31 women accompanied 60 Australian soldiers. That it was thought necessary for the media to report this situation indicates the effect of the American presence.[2] (About 12,000 Australian women married American soldiers by the end of the war.[5]) "They're overpaid, oversexed, and over here" was a common phrase used by Australians around this time and is still an anecdote recognised by some in modern generations
Lmao Aussies bitter about being the original cucks 74 years later.
>>74153804
Like the Mexicans talking about getting 1000% more peso's than the Americans get in US Dollars.
>>74153669
Ya come around queens street to steal our women again, i'll wring your fucking neck, you burger fucking slut.
>>74153857
Stay mad burger
>>74153993
>Stay mad
Mad about what? That I don't have to spend $100 any time I want to buy a videogame?
>>74153804
>1 Australian Dollar equals
0.73 US Dollar
>>74150178
Australia got utterly cucked
>>74154066
I'll never understand this argument. Yes burgerboy we know the US dollar is worth more. No burgerboy that doesn't mean your wages are higher than Australia's.
>tfw went on a date with a gook, and it went so well, she was literally lusting after my dick at the end of the night
>turns out she's never fucked before, and really wants to screw like no tomorrow
>had to postpone till tuesday
>spend the weekend cleaning up my house and setting up certian stuff she wanted to do.
>monday night comes around, she cancels, saying shes not ready
>tfw i dont know what to do.
>>74154235
>setting up certain stuff she wanted to do.
Elaborate.
>>74153669
>"They're overpaid, oversexed, and over here"
My fucking sides
>>74154112
If I spend $60 for something you spend $100 for, your higher wage is meaningless, understand?
>>74154306
she wanted some really kinky shit, and im vanilla as fuck, but i am partial to hair pulling
she wanted shit like creampies and golden shower, "just out of curiosity"
would have indulged her, i'm really fucking lonely, and she wanted to be dominated.
fuck it, i was down.
she cancelled saying she wasnt ready to have her first screw.
>>74150178
The Yanks tried a similar thing over here and got smashed up.
>>74154359
Except that's not how it works m8
>muh video game economics
>>74154447
She sounds like she's a porn addict. No woman knows what a fucking creampie is unless she watches filthy porn. The only sex with virgins I've had has been terrible and boring so I think you've got a winner.
Nothing happened in the UK
Because we're not niggers
>>74154520
To be fair, im also a porn addict.
>>74150178
>James R. Stein
>Stein
We got fucking played.
Just a bit of bantz between bro's. Come save us from the current asian invasion going on here now.
>>74154520
>>74154603
doesnt really matter though, she cancelled and left me dangling in the wind.
i'd really like to pursue something nice there, but i dont know how to do that after she'd canceled tomorrow.
>im posting this shit here because i dont like /b/ or /r9k/
>>74154520
Median wealth doesn't have anything to do with military wage. Your cost of living is higher, so your higher military wage is irrelevant.
Although I will admit we really need to gas all of these fucking minorities and get our stats up.
>>74153669
>about 12000 Australian women married American soldiers, all the others were just whores
Holy Fuck. Our Grandfathers literally shitposted you bogans into existance.
>>74154739
It's her first time, take her on a second date. If she's already telling you that filthy shit it won't take long.
Or if she cancels again just drop her cold.
>>74154881
This is how the Aus shitposting epidemic came to be. There's probably twenty to a hundred thousand descendants of these alpha american soldiers, cross bred with these criminal women.
>>74154898
a dinner in the city, maybe?
i know some decent mexican places
>>74155184
>i know some decent mexican places
kek
A Lebonese immigrant telling a bogan rape baby where to take a slope for Mexican food.
Australia is truly a Multi-culti paradise!!
>>74155508
im Dutch, you uncultured swine.
>>74155508
>63% white
>>74155618
>im "Dutch"
Don't you dare pull your finger outta that Dyke!
>>74155825
>mfw i told that joke when i fucked a """"lesbian""""
