Is there any evidence that Australia lost a war to a bunch of birds? How did that happen?
Emus hit harder than planes into buildings.
Beware the Emu.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>74150184
why didnt you send steve irwin
>>74148959
They used advanced tactics on us: they didn't all rum the same way at the same time.
>>74150265
They sent him but the emus had drafted short-tail stingrays as their submarine forces and the stingrays torpedoed Steve Irwin to death
>>74148959
Its a bit like the holocaust mate. Touchy subject and all that, but its true. The feathered cunts pushed our shit in and had the audacity to not be wiped out due to number losses (there weren't any)
Not even the locals could get rid of them and they burned down entire ecosystems hundreds of years ago trying.
>>74150708
Why not ask us for help?
>>74148959
>Australian Navy
>Aircraft carriers
I wish.
>>74150517
Too right m8. The way their knees bend backwards meant nobody could tell which way any of the fucker was running
Shit's prehistoric
Australia lost because of one reason and one reason alone, and Aussies will try to cover it up with any excuse imaginable:
Emus are immune to bantz and shitposting. All Aussie verbal attacks and magic were useless. They could do nothing but panic and desperately try and fail to come up with a plan B as emus mowed down their forces, with even the most powerful and forbidden of Aussie bantz falling upon deaf ears. It's the ultimate shame of Australia.
>>74150940
Would've had the same result. Emus are crafty buggers.
