>tfw Australian
>tfw illegal immigrants on prison island
>tfw tiny Jewish population
>tfw don't get shot
>tfw gf doesn't get raped by migrants
>tfw Canada finds out what a bushfire feels like
>tfw no earthquakes
>tfw no terror attacks
>tfw right wing Liberal Party
>tfw you can call your boss a weird cunt and not get sacked
Just a reminder that Australia is the best place.
never forget the six gorillion that died in the Sydney Siege(tm)
>>74145262
>tfw illegal immigrants on prison island
isn't australia the prison island?
>>74145262
How much did you pay for milk at the store?
>>74145360
>tfw you can bash natives and they get thrown in jail
Can you take me in? I'm white and will assimilate.
>>74145380
>a gallon of milk ranges from 3.79 AUD ($2.76) to 7.57 AUD ($5.51)
>>74145262
And the guns?
>>74145440
>tfw you can bash black people and they get put in gaol
FTFY
>>74145440
>>74145526
>gallon
>>74145553
>be Australian, working in liquor store
>nobody has guns
>don't get shot
>be American
>get shot my Mexicans
>get shot by rednecks
>get shot by autists
>get shot by niggers
>get shot by nutjobs
>>74145440
last time you tried bashing the natives you got a five meter long emu schlong so far up your ass that even the swedes were impressed.
>>74145262
reminder that
>Australian accent is the result of drunks
>Australians put degenerate beetroot in hamburgers
>They have shitty TV
>Have everything that will try to kill you
>couldn't win a contest they arn't even part of
>still have to wait longer for stuff from asia than anyone else even though they're geographically nearer to japan than countries that get their stuff first
>Have terrible train system
>>74145652
>metric cucks
>>74145785
>things that never happened
>>74145850
i have visited the wikipedias. i read about the war.
>beef is avg $5.07 lb USD
wtf
>>74145820
>he actually likes his backward unit of measurement
my sides are kilometers away mate
>be australian
>have worlds 10 deadliest animals live there
>die by being touched by deadly ladybug
>>74146103
the fuck are you on about?
>>74146103
You know it's the tourists that die, right?
>>74145919
Beef is pretty vague m8. What sort of beef and what cut are we talking here.
>>74145262
>>tfw Canada finds out what a bushfire feels like
You are aware that the boreal forest burn like that every 5 years or so, right? The last one was twice as big as the McMurray fire, but no one ever talked about these fires, since they are in remote areas.
>tfw zero downsides to living here
Amerifats and Eurocucks on suicide watch
>>74145262
Studies have been show that this country is the most plutocratic country in the world
It really shows in dealings with local council and property developers
There is also a substansial problem with drugs, gambling and regional unemployment
>>74145262
pretty solid argument to be honest
which city is most based to live in?
>>74145919
It's good aye m8. Cheapest beef prices in the world I reckon, a filet steak will cost you less than $10 usd
>>74145807
Friendly reminder that
>British accent is the result of wanted to be seperate from the Americans
> British are against vegetables on your hamburgers.
>BBC is almost as """"progressive""" as MTV
>Wish they had cool animals that could kill you, so they import niggers to do it instead.
> Think coming second in a contest you arent a part of is worse than coming ????? In a contest you are a part of.
>Import so much shit from Asia they cant bear to wait a couple more days
> Think Australia has the same standards of railroads in every state or/ every state has bad railroads.
>>74146288
What are you after? Wollongong and Newcastle are good, Wollongong is abysmall for jobs
Tasmanian cities are appealing if you are after a certain lifestyle, avoid the capital cities with the exception of Hobart and Canberra
I really don't approve of the nanny-state censoring everything.
other than australia being a barren wasteland, I guess it's ok.
>>74145807
>be British
>get raped by a Pakistani
>the police do nothing
I think I'd rather deal with poor trains.
>>74145262
How does one move there?
>>74146506
Or get beaten by Polish Immigrants.
>>74145262
>tfw Australian
>tfw coward punched and die
>tfw most of the population wants to let in the muzzie hoards masquerading as refugees
>tfw you can be arrested for saying something racist publicly
>tfw government is determined to fuck with the internet and do shit like introduce data retention laws and censorship
>tfw politicians seem to idolise the UK and want to turn us into a police state like them
>tfw despite being a massive pest you can't go roo shooting, even if you eat what you kill
>tfw nanny state video game censorship makes us look like poof cunts
>tfw the rest of the world adds an Australia tax to everything, making everything twice as expensive here
>>74146497
>I really don't approve of the nanny-state censoring everything
This is a legitimate criticism of Straya
>>74145262
>be australian
>can't go outside
>spiders and snakes are waiting to kill me
>if they fail the dropbears will succeed
>try to escape by playing video games
>video game is twice the price as anywhere else
>get it anyway because I can't go outside
>game is so censored it only has 1 hours of gameplay
>get suicidal
>can't get gun
>attempt suicide by jumping off top of building
>only two stories
>so close to death I can taste it
>sweet relief here I come
>end up in hospital
>free healthcare
>ask them to let me die
>they refuse
>end up paralyzed from waist down
>get back home
>nothing better to do
>shitpost on /pol/ until I get banned
In a nutshell
>>74146598
>>tfw despite being a massive pest you can't go roo shooting, even if you eat what you kill
You can in QLD
>>74146743
You can kill as many as you want in the ACT when cull season comes around. Also there are parts of western NSW where Roos are periodically in open season for hunters.
>>74145652
kekekekekeke you guys seriously use metric lmaooooo even we don't use metric lmaolmao lmao
>>74145762
If you work in a liquor store in Canada you would literally make 40k a year
>>74145262
>Liberal Party
>Right wing
>>74146574
Link doesn't work. Any other source would be appreciated. Otherwise it's just some nice fanfic.
>>74147123
The only thing right wing in Australia is the right half of your bull
>>74146661
there are so many more terrible things about australia than the wildlife and the """"threat"""" it poses to people in every day life is laughable in comparison to the multitude of actual issues that make life here just that much more difficult than it ought to be.
sure we have a great quality of life and we are one of the best places to live in the world in terms of healthcare, education and development but we have absolutely retarded gun laws that hurt legal gun owners more than anyone else despite the absolute lack of correlation between (legal) guns and crime, which was admitted to by the NSW police commissioner i think, yet the hordes of insufferable inner-city leftist faggots who are so insulated from the real world they vote for all the bleeding heart shit with full intention of outright banning guns entirely or letting in rapefugees by the tens of thousands or making everything that might even remotely upset someone illegal.
i hope this helps you to make fun of australia in a educated and informed manner next time.
>>74147433
>there are so many more terrible things about Australia than the wild life
Yeah I can think of 23 million things
>>74146103
It's dumb American and Asian tourists who die, not us m8.
>>74146393
Top quality bantz m8
When will you throw the lobsterbacks off your flag though
>>74146272
>Studies have been show that this country is the most plutocratic country in the world
>It really shows in dealings with local council and property developers
I'm aware that there is a large concentration of power when it comes to Aus media (i.e. Murdoch), but what other areas does this extend to other than media and property development?
>>74147858
Emus own most of the land
>>74146393
>>Wish they had cool animals that could kill you, so they import niggers to do it instead.
noice
>>74145380
Milk is cheaper than bottled water here m8
>>74147519
Like what , shit cunt?
>>74147940
The joke
Your head
>>74146644
Then they move to NZ and complain about the weather
>>74146644
Underrated
>>74146644
Lost it at "only two stories"
>>74148035
Mmmm... i wouldn't be so sure
*whispers* g'day mate ....
>>74147519
id say youre wrong but realistically probably about 10 million or more of the total population are fucking retarded, then theres about 2 million gooks and shitskins which have their own problems, then the remainder that arent addicted to ice are decent, hard working, honest people.
>>74148167
Mmm whisper moe foe me oi luv hearin you speak yo dirty wods to me cawnt
*drips vegemite on you+
>>74148204
Yeah 10 million are retarded, the other 10 too young to shitpost yet
>>74145526
>gallon
Kill your yourself, impericuck
>>74148277
no, 10 million is about the number of people who vote greens or labor in federal elections
>>74148482
EY HOL IT ROIT HERE CAWNT
*drinks VB*
SO WUH YOU BE SAYIN IS
*smokes Winfield*
WUH YOU IS SAYIN
*drives 14 hours to the next town*
THET WE IS BEEN
*gets stabbed by an Abbo*
YOU SAYIN THET WE
*drinks vegemite*
THET WE IS
*waits an hour for 14kb image to load*
BOGANS
*hops in kangaroo pouch*
N SHEIT YA CAWNT
*dies of a tarantula bite*
>>74145262
buuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt it's a nanny state so it automatically scores 2/10
>>74148443
>using frog measurements and then calling someone else a cuck
used up all my download quota just to load this thread
>>74148509
>17:03:27
>17:03:59
oh, the fact you had that saved spmewhere to post quickly is pretty fucking pathetic even for a fucking leaf.
>>74148727
I didn't have it'd saved, I typed it up and then hit update hoping I had an Australian to reply to right away
>>74148509
If I laughed at this does that mean it worked?
>>74148727
Reply faster I have to go to bed soon
>>74148852
O_O I can't believe that made you laugh I was honestly not trying to be funny but wow I guess you found it funny wow holy shit that's really exciting :3 does that mean I'm an honorary Australian now please I hope so I always wanted to be from there I love their people omg they're so funny and I love the wildlife and I love the culture omgg lmao at the abos though lol they look like they skipped evolution lol haha seriously though thank you for not considering me as bad of a poster as the rest I know some Canadians can't be really fucking bad posters xD but not me I'm a good poster
>>74148932
Hahaha I'm retarded LOL XD
>>74148876
good night i hope you dream of free weed and ice hockey
>>74148233
>drips vegemite on you
>>74148932
It's pathetic how hard Canadians try to be Australian.
>>74145262
You wouldn't last a week in Florida.
>>74149040
Do you read my posts in a Canadian accent? Sometimes when I want to immerse myself into the 4chan culture I get drunk and start reading all the shitposts made by Australians in the best accent I can.
>>74149068
Explain, the telly says florida is full of old people
>>74149106
I assume all Canadians sound like Avril Lavigne
>>74149045
I hate weed
>>74149049
Unleash your vegemite load all over my body, show me that hot sticky stuff I want your blackness all over my body. I want it getting in my eyes.
>>74149067
Okay we existed before you guys so that means we shitpost longer than you, I mean since the end of 1812 we've insisted we burnt down the White House. This is a 204 year old shitpost that keeps on going.
>>74149186
>since the end of 1812 we've insisted we burnt down the White House
Sad!
>>74149131
Wrong it's full of old Canadians
>>74149160
If I sounded like a woman id be so happy
>>74149068
True, but why the flying fuck would I go to Florida? Full of Americans...
>>74149234
If we were Australians we would probably be celebrating the day they burnt down Toronto but we aren't Cucks
>>74149267
How the fuck do you have 10.41% less of a baby?
>>74149267
>less money
Poorstralia do you want me to donate you some money? Our dollars is worth $1.06 Australian that's okay right?
>>74149267
>united states of AIDs
>>74149382
They have a 100% more niggers than you but aids is only 66% less likely in Australia. Hmmm makes you think
>>74149360
no thanks mate, you'll need all you can get when your shitposting prime minister hands it all to the muzziecunts
>>74149267
Less money? The average Australian wage dominates the U.S
>>74149360
Has 10 million more people than Australia, Right above the U.S, dollar is still as shit as us an island in the middle of pacific. Just kill yourself desu.
>>74149360
Remind me again what Canada does other than being a far left version of America.
>>74149441
Goodnight
>>74149468
Thanks. Goodnight is there a way to post emoji? I want to post the sleeping ones
>>74149438
>>74149360
>>74145262
The shit posting aussie is back at it.
>tfw no terror attacks
Did you forget the 2014 Cydny terror attack?
>>74150046
Urgh, he was just a crazy insane deranged madman lone wolf who wasn't a registered card-carrying member of ISIS, you bigot!
Let's be clear, Islamic terrorism has absolutely nothing to do with Islam.
>>74145262
Tfw when 90% white population
Tfw uncucked media reports muzzie and black crime accurately
>>74150046
Wasn't really a terror attack. That guy had a serious mental problem like schizophrenia. People started sneaking out of the room he held them hostage because he started dozing off. Idiot lol.
Sydney looks like a comfy city but Australia is a death trap so fuck that
>>74150046
>be jew
>"Lindt cafe was a terrorist attack!"
>gets stabbed/rocketed/mortared by Palestinian teenager.
>"we got this! "
>>74150388
This, no murderous terrorist who wants to exterminate almost everybody in the world would ever have a mental problem!
>>74150388
>That guy had a serious mental problem
yes, like Islam
>>74146506
>>Police Do nothing
Wrong, my morbidly obese friend. In Britin, if you get raped by an "asian", you are sentenced to jail for being white during the rape, and thats racist. Also, if they find knifes, spoons, forks, Pots or dishes in your kitchen, you will be in for even longer, due to posession of illegal weaponry.
>>74147924
and how much ping do you have when playing any video game online?
>>74145262
Newcastle earthquake?
>>74147070
Is that all?
>>74150576
>German
>giving shit to bongs about being raped by immigrants.
...wat?
>>74147433
"Guns!" Awww - if this is the worst thing you can find about life in Oz, you are... out of touch.
And the cities are where most 'bad' shootings happen.
>>74145262
How do I immigrate to Aussie Island lads?
>>74150823
Are you white with a uni degree in something impressive?
>>74150512
You have a valid point, but Monis was not a 'terrorist' in the sense of Islamic (or do I mean extremist?) terrorism.
>>74145553
Antique Aboriginal firearms are widely used.
I never leave home without this baby.
>>74149468
The comparison is using averages, I think. But that is skewed by Wall Street salaries, for a start.
>>74145262
yeah , but spiders !and fires!
you have the cutest possums tho
>>74146246
Yeah but mate how many times a year do consecutive bushfires burn across multiple states for weeks at a time?
>>74145262
You forgot
>tfw it's cheaper to buy a plane ticket to the US and buy a game there, than it is to buy the same game in Australia
>>74150046
>implying one dickhead with a shotgun is a terrorist attack
>>74150512
>>74150561
That's not what I meant. Yes he was a mudslime but this attack wasn't orchestrated like the Paris attacks were. He took people hostage who then started sneaking out of the room throughout the day because he had no idea what he was doing. Then late at night he started to fall asleep and because he was the only one there half the hostages just walked out. This was a lone wolf attack like a school shooting in America by an angsty teen kid.
>>74150877
He converted to Sunni Islam, asked for an ISIS flag, held up an Islamic flag and then murdered somebody in the name of his religion. He's an Islamic terrorist, don't fucking kid yourself.
IS is full of degenerate criminals, drug dealers and crackpots.
>>74150977
Possums are cunts.
Keep me up nights with their fights with cats and just general fuckery on my roof.
>>74151099
>ISIS asks for lone wolf attacks
>Somebody does a lone wolf attack in the name of ISIS
DOESN'T COUNT :^)
>>74146263
God, uncircumcised cocks are gross and lack personality
In b4 >good goy
>>74145526
$1 for each liter my fat freind
>>74150871
Masters degree in applied economics friend.
>>74145262
>tfw no terror attacks
kek
>>74146393
If I move to Australia, will my bantz become as good as yours? Is it true I can verbally harass minorities and just say it's in good fun, and then get away with it?
>be bong
>save up for 2 years to travel straya
>get work visa but saved up enough money to not have to work
>go to all major cities, perth, adelaide, sydney etc
>tfw gorgeous weather
>tfw when great food and drink
>tfw friendly locals who love a bit of bantz
>stay there 4 months
>get real bummed when i come home
>be bong
>go to burgerland
>get shot
>>74151103
>be Swedish
>wake up in gutter because immigrants needed my house coz diversity and acceptance
>lost 9/10 Swedish babe to sandniggers harem, coz diversity and acceptance
>no job
>sandniggers hired coz diversity and acceptance
>try and outshitpost Australia
>realise that Australia is now white heaven
>drink bleach and cry
>>74145526
keked
fucking straya, stay mad
>>74146535
Anchor babies literally
>tiny Jewish population
Melbourne literally has the second highest Jewish population in one city in the world.
>be australian
>get raped by chingaling wang dong
>get skin cancer
>huge spider eats you
>pay $90 for a pack of cigs with pictures of infected lungs all over them
No thanks, I'll stay in beautiful UK.
>>74150930
DELETE THIS
>>74151524
This. We got swamped after WW2. There's a reason Melbourne is the way it is.
>>74151524
*35th highest
>>74151549
K.
>>74151549
>being such a soft cunt you get melanoma instead of tanning like a real aussie
>believing the spider meme
>smoking
i cant really decide whether or not the premise of being raped literally by paki scum is better or worse than being financially raped by chinks, but at least we are allowed to say something about it and not have the local constabulatory pay us a visit to confiscate our bicycle wheels and broom handles.
>>74145380
I pay $2 for 2 litres at the servo, it's cheaper at the shops
>>74151524
youre probably thinking of greeks because im pretty sure melbourne has the highest number of greeks outside of greece. i think sydney has a few jews though im not so sure.
>>74151524
Literally never seen a jew in Melbourne outside of the bagel belt.
>>74151350
You wont move to Australia and that guy wont banter with you like he does on the internet. Australians are crude and simple creatures who inhabit two types of social ineptness by either being dumb aggressive drunken apes or social awkward autists who mumble and smile as they pump out buzzword meme's like fuck off we're full.
Source: I am a Singaporean exchange student in Melbourne who has been living in Aus for two years.
>>74151944
>basing Australia off fucking Melbourne
>>74151944
Did you have any difficulty getting your fedora through customs?
>>74145262
so hows that apex situation? you like those kebab riots? and the UN said you dont get to keep them in the prison island if they are just refugees. something about crimes against humanity and what not
I wouldn't mind living there if it wasn't for the fact that its inhabited by low-IQ violent people.
>>74152043
>giving a shit about the UN
Come on Murka
>>74145472
If youre serious, look into 457 visas (assuming you have some kind of worthwhile skills). Ive worked with a bunch of french, british and murcans who moved out here on temp work visas and eventually got residency and then citizenship. Its definitely possible if you're not a useless dumb cunt, and white english speaking immigrants are always welcome as far as I'm concerned.
>>74152085
Your Chinese overlords probably wouldn't let you leave.
>>74151944
You sound like Elliot Rodger dude.
what's this apex gang i've been hearing of
dunno since i stopped following melbourne news since i moved to another city
Yeah but you can't have guns because of a poorly done false flag operation
>>74151549
>I'll stay in beautiful UK
If you find minarets and mosques beautiful, then maybe
>>74150977
And birds causing bushfires
>>74151389
>Adelaide
>major city
>>74152868
5006 here, where you at brew?
>>74153079
5158
>>74153234
Farkin' oath cunt that's miles away from everything
>>74152868
Adelaide is a fucking hole. Never again in my whole life.
>>74150930
Holy shit I used to have a stick gun too! I guess my 7 year old self was as intelligent as your average boonga
>>74153033
How horrifying...
>>74153313
Tried Canberra?
>pros: no boongs, cheap weed.
>cons: nothing ever happens.
My friend in Brisbane tells me Brisbane is the best city in Australia. He also says people from Perth are fucking pretentious cunts. Is he right?
>tfw finally gonna redpill my gf by getting her to watch this anti muslim somalian feminist on qanda tonight
>>74153571
He isn't, and he is, in that order.
Gonna jump the ditch. Fuck this place if we had a big earthquake or tsunami desu we'd be so fucked shit would turn third world real quick. Ill take occasional snakes and scary bugs, over risk of total destruction and nignog mob rule.
>>74153575
Oh shit I forgot we got Q&A tonight.
>>74153676
Is Brisbane at least p nice? Sydney and Melbourne seem too big and liberal
>>74153722
That depends... do you have a job lined up or a fair amount of money in the bank? If not, stay in NZ until you do have one of those things...
>>74145262
I've seen 2 maybe 3 jews in my lifetime and they all stuck out.
Also would a white man with a Master's in hydrology/water resource management be able to get into Australia?
>>74146005
Americans need to pay dues to their Queen by using her old measurement system. If they switch to metric the UK will nuke them.
>>74154128
We don't have any water
>>74153904
it's going to be shit
it's always going to be shit
>>74151249
neck yourself
>scar tissue on your cock is "personality"
>>74145262
>jews
>>74154767
>Jew FC
>>74151944
>Asian exchange student
How much are you guys paying for your essays these days?
>>74153571
Brisbane is nice if you want a simple life with simple plastic people.
>>74153948
Sydney is the business capital of Australia. Conversations range from property, property, and property, to hating muslims. Melbourne is, and they'll remind you of this constantly, the ""sports"" and cultural capital of Australia.
>>74154128
Yes, definitely. See if you can hook up with a big corporate that'll sponsor you. I'd imagine that you'd be better placed to score a government job, but you'd have to have your residency first, I imagine.
>>74146598
Where cant you eat and shoot roo?
Australia where the internet is measured in nanobits
>>74155705
unfortunately, this is true, I am often triggered by 3.96MB blurry phone photos on this site.
>>74151549
>smoking
Well, that explains the state of your teeth at least.
>>74151944
>Melbourne
>>74153571
Brisbane was awesome 20 years ago, now it's just congested and full of hipsters like every other city.
People from WA act snooty towards anyone from the east coast. I'm indifferent to this - I'm a cunt to anyone from south of the tropic.
>>74150694
Fuck never forget. #fknnewy
>>74156989
>be me
>work at bottle-o
>nathan lion delivery shows up
>30ish boxes to tape back together
>5 cases that're fucked from broken shit inside them
>fuck Tooheys
>>74150295
>>74145807
Fuck you tea nigger, beetroot is delicious
REMINDER:
Q&A is in a bit lads, there should be a thread popping up in the next 10-20 mins
>>74154507
>literally got a white liberal female wigger """hip-hop""" """"""""artist"""""""" from Englel on tonight
It's going to burn with badness
>>74146574
>boy wives to absorb their maleness
Explain why you aren't following abo culture /pol/?
>>74158162
>Jean-Christophe Rufin
>Julian Baggini
even the men on the panel have chick names.
>>74158326
Welcome to Q&A.
>>74145262
>>tfw Canada finds out what a bushfire feels like
the fire was too small, weak and low energy
>>74158443
That's a shame
>>74148509
>tarantula
dont even know if we have them, but fuck me thats a weak ass spider, it'll struggle to kill you
git gud spiders cunt
>>74158728
Yeah we've got tarantualas. They're harmless though.
>>74158728
they're still discovering new ones:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-05/new-tarantula-genus-discovered-in-australias-nt/6525552
>It was quite placid. We got it out and had a hold, and it was happy to roam around, and it wasn't aggressive," she said.
>But she was "not 100 per cent sure" what would have happened had it bitten her.
>"Generally, tarantulas related to this one will cause about six to eight hours' vomiting and nausea. If it bit a dog or a cat, we'd expect it to be fatal," she said.
>>74153473
im in canberra
how do you get weed?
can't just walk into a shop in fysho can i?
>>74158867
only vomit/nausea?
fuck me a possum bite is worse
I have an aunt living in South Brisbane. She moved there cause her husband (Irish) got an invitation to work there. She's now a sales manager at Vita Group and they have a 6-year old kiddo.
It looks nice.
>Be American
>Take first ever trip overseas - To Australia
>Still too early to check in at hotel, decide to go to airport bar
>Bar is surprisingly full
>Notice everyone drinking beer
>Beer, beer everywhere
>Large taps with beer flowing freely, men collecting it with giant glasses
>I knew Aussies liked beer but Jesus....
>All of a sudden, perhaps unsurprisingly, a big guy in khakis pukes violently all over the bar
>His friend who was laughing, quickly stops laughing and starts dry-heaving
>ohgodno.jpg
>The second guy vomits, which causes the guy next to him to start vomiting. The chain reaction eventually effects most of the guys in the bar until all you can hear is a cacophony of heaving, coughing, spluttering and splashing.
>I manage to drag myself away from the scene and decide to catch a taxi to my hotel
>Get out the front and it's pouring with rain
>Thunder cracks overhead and I almost lose my shit
>Cab bulls up and it's some Indian guy driving
>I lean in the window
>''Take me downtown?''
>He looks at me blanky
>Ask him politely if he speaks my language
>He just smiles and gives me a Vegemite Sandwich
>And he says:
>''I come from a land down under, where the beer does flow and the men chunder, can't you hear, can't you hear that thunder? You better run, you better take cover!''
>Australian accent is the result of drunks
this was debunked
>Australians put degenerate beetroot in hamburgers
beetroot is fantastic cunt
>have everything that will try to kill you
and we're tough bastards because of it
>couldn't win a contest they aren't even part of
this doesn't make any sense, regardless, when was the last time you cucks came even close to winning?
>still have to wait longer for stuff from asia
where are you hearing this? I get stuff from HK in less than a week sometimes
>have a terrible train system
it's so sad that we're all rich enough to have private transportation
Face it britcuck, you're the jealous sister in our relationship.
>>74145375
It's a prison island inception kind of deal.
>>74150800
he's right about all the fucking bleeding-heart lefties though. gas the cunts.
>>74159587
holy kek I'm in tears fampie that's a nice pasta
>>74147026
no open season in Vic, SA or NSW senpai. Any cunt telling you that there is in Western NSW is probably lying. Can shoot them if you have tags but iirc you're meant to shoot and drop. MFW here in Vic we pay pro shooters to kill roos by the thousands in national parks, yet recreational hunters are not allowed to touch them.
>>74150800
Well it is the tip of the fucking iceberg of our absolute nanny state that cucks want to make even more of a nanny state - saw today that in Vic we're going to have 80km/h speed limits on fuckin back roads in the country for fuck's sake.
>>74151249
>>74145785
>Denmark
>literally who
>>74145807
>t. Achmed
Feels good man.
>>74145262
>tfw you have a deadly spider and a deadly snake in every room in your house
Australia, not even once
>tfw no stern anti-muslim qt nubian goddess.
>>74164692
Mate you have no idea, we have gotten that good here we now have snakes inside our fish!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pk0or88AaQ
>>74158974
How are you unable to get it? There's basically someone on every Street selling it...
>>74164692
ooohh that...that's to help keep the giant mosquitos and biscuit stealing mice in check.
>>74165291
autism
cant just walk up to a bloke and say, "weed please my good man"
is there some sign a have to show, like a "west side" gang sign so he knows whats up?
>>74158974
There is a good place at the end of this really long wide road it feckin suss as,its like.. built half underground and shit you can just go up and ask at the desk for some. Me mate says to ask for the 'minister for buds' i think thats a nickname for the dealer just go and see em!
>>74165646
>tfw i had a mate who interned for the minister for buds and he never gave me mates rates
>>74165355
have at least one friend, I guess.
I'm in Adelaide and my autistic housemate is sitting on a pound in his room. I've got shut-in friends in Melbourne and Newcastle that are never without too.
>tfw starting to learn a trade this year so I can move to Ausland in 4 years
>>74148509
Hey bro why do you write with asterisks after each sentence?
>>74167471
>he doesn't concatenate and format
>>74145375
underrated post
>>74166692
Same... but only if things go horribly wrong this fall.
I hope ausland isn't full.
>>74169124
I really really hope Trump wins for you guys
>your jewish population
>tiny
Let's get this bad boy to 240!
Honestly Australia is really lucky to have such great allies. If we didn't have the US and UK we'd have been nip food, then chink food.
>>74154767
>https://www.jewishnews.net.au/reddam-match-marred-by-chants/52599
>He added: “It’s important to note that this is the first such incident at Reddam to have come to our attention. It is also shocking that seven of the 10 offenders are Jewish students.”
>>74172854
If there were no niggers in America you'd look like a third world country in comparison
>>74173381
>If there were no niggers
>If
too bad it isn't "when" desu
>>74173550
If you guys elect me Canada would make the third reich look like Melbourne
Australia beats the UK and US any fucking day.
I don't even understand how you britbongs and burgers dare to claim anything else.
>muh deadly animals and expensive beer
40% of the US population consists of deadly animals.
They have a fucking island from which they can deport any immigrant at any time whilst at the same time London elects a paki mayor.
Stop deceiving yourself faggots.
>inb4 Belgium
Belgium is shit but that's not the topic.
>>74145262
Would rather move to sheepfuck island desu. More moderate climate and less spooky poisonous things.
>>74174647
Yeah but Australia has more Australians than the UK or America
>>74174772
This, at least when kiwis shitpost they're cute about it Australians are just obnoxious their whole identity revolves around shitposting because they have no culture
>>74151944
>Singaporean exchange student in Melbourne who has been living in Aus for two years
If you don't like then fuck off you bubblegum slant eyed nigger.
>>74145820
Fatburger mocking someone because they have the advanced metric system...
>>74176015
Why do you use metric? You're not France... Why don't you use the German measurement system?
>Taking shit from someone living in a defacto Chink and Poo in loo colony
Australia is legitimately turning into China faster than America is turning into Mexico and that's fucking amazing in of itself.
>>74176222
Australians love gook pussy that's the only reason they went to Vietnam, that's why you never hear about anything they did there
>>74145262
>don't get shot
Kek, I was with you up until you said this
You've had several in the past 2 years cunt
>right wing liberal party
Yeah now I know you're full of shit, you have a feminist government full of leftists and your right leaning party are still leftist cunts
Will give ya a (you) because you guys just fucked 5 kebab in the ass for trying to join isis
>>74146644
> be American
> go outside
> get shot
>>74178239
>be Australian
>go swimming
>get stung by a platypus
>die
