>decide to go a mexican grill because all the people who make it will be on the wrong side of the wall soon
>Menu
>3/4ths in Spanish
>Ordered some sort of spic souvlaki
>It comes
>There are only 2 pieces if meat total, everything else us peppers and mushrooms
>Waited longer than ever before for a meal
>Peppers weren't good
Now I finally figured out why we need that wall. Looks like I'm no longer a #CruzMissle
Kek fucking amerifats always thinking in food no wonder why that shithole is doomed
>>74116848
How is the cartels treating you there mexifat? http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/3571988
>>74116848
We cant eat drywall or lawn clippings paco
Go to a fucking taco stand blasting salsa.
It's so much better.
>>74116848
Salty we"re sending your wife's son back, El Paco?
>>74116748
>needing a wall because you don't know how to order mexican food
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>>74117288
This americans are stupid pigs
>>74116748
Probably should've left the MAGA hat at home, senpai
>>74117371
1-800-MEXICAN-FOOD
>>74117371
quiet, beaner
>>74116748
>>74117661
That was one of the best parts of the debates.
They both started trying out rattle off Spanish better than the other and Trump didn't even need to provide a response.
>>74116748
Mexican food is shit easy unimaginative crap, but it's also delicious.
No matter the menu item, it always consists of the same ingedients.
> mexi-seasoned protein
> tortilla (could be corn, could be flour, who fucking cares)
>onion
The rest is condiments, lettuce, and cheese
You don't need Mexicans to enjoy their food. They aren't worth it anyway.
>>74116748
>peppers and mushrooms
> Mexican food
pick one
>>74116748
Tacos aren't Mexican food.
>>74120618
peppers
Did I get it right?
>mushrooms in mexican food
This is like me saying I went to a German "restaurant" and ordered some shitty pickled cabbage and a kebab then calling it "authentic german food".
Kill yourself, OP.
>>74116748
Lmao reminds me of the first """authentic""" Mexican food place I went to.
>grandma (pbuh) takes me and sister to this new place down the street
>"tacos are only a dollar there, you can each get two"
>we get the tacos and they're the size of a fucking half dollar coin (barely exaggerating)
>grandma tells the guy "I didn't think they were this small, these aren't even tacos"
>broken English: "what you esspect, something a bigger?"
>8 year old me: "we don't wanna hear what you said to your wife last night pal"
>go home and eat the """"""""tacos""""""" all pissed off because we could have went to del taco and got a shit ton of 39 cent tacos that would have tasted better
>>74116848
Underrated.
>>74121088
why go to "authentic" Mexican to eat tacos?
it's like going to America to eat McDonalds.
order a fucking bowl of menudo or something
>>74121088
>>8 year old me: "we don't wanna hear what you said to your wife last night pal"
lel I hope you really said this
>>74117371
Hola puta
