>Nationalism
>Homogenous population
>Degeneracy outlawed
>Refuse to succumb to globalism
>No niggers
>No spics
>No Muslims
>No feminists
>No SJWs
>Media and money free of kike influence
Where were you when you learned that "Best Korea" isn't just a meme? Don't be deceived by the lying Jews, juche is the ultimate red pill, and the DPRK is the world's last hope in the struggle against Jewish degeneracy. Long live the great leader, and may the grand marshal Kim Jong-Un lead the DPRK do prosperity!
>Tfw no North Korean waifu
The qts in the DPRK are intelligent, humble, and empowered, unlike the disgusting western whores.
>>74116633
I used to think North Korea just brainwashed its people into thinking the rest of the world was shit. But they were right. We're the true brainwashed society. I wish I lived in DPRK.
>>74117265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJoQOQHQ8oA
>>74116633
>no ability to travel to another city
>no ability change job
>no internet
>outdated tech
>poverty
>can't choose clothes or haircut
>99 percent of all books ever printed B&
>lunatic cult of personality
>no social mobility
sign me up
>>74117535
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/northkorea.asp
>>74116633
I heard about the camps recently, can you go there and sign up to be a guard? would be pretty comfy if i can bring my own music to listen too aswell
>>74117718
Some are right some are wrong.
You can travel to another city, but you're gunna eat the cost unless you get your rare vacation coverage.
Changing jobs is not something that really happens, so you're right there.
It's mostly intranet, internet is limited to bigcity stuff.
Poverty. Socialism. That's a big duh.
You can choose both your hair and clothes. So you're wrong there.
Their books and shit are limited to mostly NK stuff, true that.
Cult of personality true.
Minimal social mobility true.
yeah, it aint hot.
>>74116840
Korean women look like potatos without surgery
those women you see in the picture are specially selected and sent to china for surgery
look at non-propoganda pics of the regular female korean foot soldiers and they look like shit
>>74117718
Yes, look at that horrible poverty! Oh wait, that picture is from America. At least you won't get beaten by niggers in the shittier parts of the DPRK.
>>74118056
north and south koreans arent the same, you cant even do surgery in north korea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIt-MlNvx9k
>>74118056
>Implying you wouldn't
Top kek
>>74118336
Answer
>>74117890
>>74118234
But you will get beaten by soldiers in a "work camp" for 10+ years.
>>74118242
I wanna lick the sweat off her face
>>74118336
>you will never have a commie waifu
>>74118234
I'd probably take the life of a East Detroit redguard than the average rural nork.
>>74118234
youll just get beaten by government officials and sent to work camps
>>74118234
Still nicer than North Korea. I can own a gun and tell my leader he is a nigger legally
>>74118569
Don't break the law then you fucking faggot lol
>>74118595
Is Marx-chan getting mad?
>>74118683
Answer my question you fucking shill faggot
Nice try, Marx-Chan. North Korea is absolute shite, if you can't see or accept the truth of the shit, nigger-level society and living they have there, than go fucking live there yourself you commie pieces of shit.
>>74118242
>>74118336
Would pillage and rape
>>74118595
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisons_in_North_Korea
>>74116633
I some what agree with you OP.
South Korea is becoming a mirror image of Europe and America.
>Degenerate lifestyle being embraced.
>Birth rate is so low that without immigration the place is going to fall apart.
>Cant defend themselves and need Americans to help.
>>74116633
>Outlawed degeneracy
Isn't Meth a human right over there?
>>74118937
Commie fags btfo'd, they need to accept the truth
>>Believe in a conspiracy theory thinking that North Korea is actually prosperous
>>Travel to North Korea
>>Steal poster
Profit?
>>74116633
you had me at no spics
>>74119168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u02tycroA30
>>74119112
What the fuck is this? Where's the BBC?
>>74116633
You forgot
>legal weed
>>74119305
pic clearly says this isn't normal, idk what you expected
>>74116633
>>No niggers
>>No spics
>>No Muslims
>>No feminists
>>No SJWs
when there's absolutely nothing to begin with, this count is prettty easy to score
there's also no SJWs and niggers on the Moon, doesn't make it a better place to live on
>>74119168
That faggot deserves to suffer! Traveling to a foreign nation as a guest and breaking their laws is the ultimate sign of disrespect!
>>74119406
Hes used to bbc
>>74118242
Except there is surgery, including plastic/face stuff. Not nearly as much as SK at all, nor as skillful, but it is available for those wealthier folks in the big cities.
>>74117890
I don't know much about music players at camps. You can read some about them from the interview with Matthew Miller who went to one.
Otherwise keep in mind they actually ban degenerate music there, per their criminal code.
>>74118836
I don't think it's absolute shit. Just meh.
>>74119112
No. Meth is illegal, so is pot. Alcohol and ciggs are fine though.
>>74119355
Weed isn't legal in NK.
>>74119480
Faggot answer me, how to get a job as prison guard in north korea
>>74119562
>degenerate music
How degenerate, i thought kimmy liked hitler
>>74116633
JUCHE
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>>74119562
>No. Meth is illegal, so is pot. Alcohol and ciggs are fine though.
So where do all the "it's all legal" memes come from?
VICE faggots or what?
>>74119574
You'd need to petition their government to do anything more than vacation there anyway.
I don't know anything about getting a job as a prison guard though.
>>74119615
Basically anti-statist stuff. They're okay with a lot of foreign music, but it tends to be....classical, older, up to 1980'ish with some modern "poppy" things.
But so you can make your own conclusions, here is the actual article from the criminal code:
Article 193 (Import, Keeping and Distribution of Decadent Culture)
A person who, without authorization, imports, makes, distributes or illegally keeps music,
dance, drawings, photos, books, video recordings or electronic media that reflects decadent,
carnal or foul contents shall be punished by short-term labour for less than two years. In cases
where the person commits a grave offence, he or she shall be punished by reform through
labour for less than five years.
>>74119754
>A person who, without authorization, imports, makes, distributes or illegally keeps music,
>dance, drawings, photos, books, video recordings or electronic media that reflects decadent,
>carnal or foul contents shall be punished by short-term labour for less than two years. In cases
>where the person commits a grave offence, he or she shall be punished by reform through
>labour for less than five years.
That's interesting senpai, thanks for the info. You got an email address or anything where i can contact an official?
>>74119727
Kind of. So the pot one is the most prevalent one. It's because there is a "pot connoisseur" type who went to NK and claimed he smoked pot.
I doubt people care as in depth as I do, but I'll give you source stuff so you don't think I'm talking out of my ass.
So that guy's article became REALLY popular, and almost every news service ran around posting about how NK has legal pot - you can see the surge on google trends.
Anyway, that guy recanted, here: https://web.archive.org/web/20160120125239/http://www.thebohemianblog.com/2013/11/smoking-weed-in-north-korea-critical.html
For some more information on the topic, see: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/13/mythbusters-uncovering-the-truth-about-north-korea-cannabis-metro
The top pot article saying NK'eans smoke pot 24/7 every day though IS from Vice.
If you want the criminal code that meth/pot are prosecuted under, here's the text:
Article 216 (Illegal Cultivation of Opium and Manufacture of Drugs)
A person who grows opium poppies or manufactures drugs illegally shall be punished by
reform through labour for less than two years. In cases where the person commits a grave
offence, he or she shall be punished by reform through labour for more than two years and
less than five years.
Article 217 (Illegal Use of Drugs)
A person who uses drugs illegally shall be punished by short-term labour for less than two
years. In cases where the person commits a grave offence, he or she shall be punished by
reform through labour for less than five years.
>>74119925
the embassy bro ffs
it's a semi detatched in Ealing
>>74119925
Nah, they have emails for their 'ambassadors' who are in Sweden, Finland, etc. but they don't respond to shit. Your best bet is (and this is my personal opinion, please let me know if you find more) to vacation there, or contact NK offers THROUGH vacation agencies who have easy contacts within the country.
>>74117746
>snopes
>>74120048
Shiiite nigger, i just don't want to get thrown in there last minute kek
>>74120123
yeah they might have a torture chamber in the garage
>>74120076
thanks for the info senpai, you ever been on vacation there?
>>74120203
>>74120076
good god she's a work of art
>tfw no north korean gf
I can't sleep at night knowing these feels
>>74120102
You could just read the link's in the article and read the comments from the youtube fella'. That works too.
>>74120207
Nah, I've got a visit coming up, but some of my attempts at getting access to their courthouse/case-history material got fucked by the US citizen who stole stuff. THANKS GUY
And as much as visiting on its own is fun, I've got a specific agenda since I do legal work IRL.
Otherwise I'm in contact with some Norks, with lots of folks who go there (a handful who go at least once a year), people who do (did, due to new sanctions) business there, etc.
>>74116633
>no food
>>74120370
Thanks for all the info senpai
>>74119982
Nice, thanks anon.
What about their secret "Office 38 (or something like that)" that exports meth to China?
I read somewhere they kept the country afloat basically by pushing drugs to the rest of the gooks.
Is that shit even remotely real or just more bullshit?
>>74120522
Aint gotten any solid info on that yet at all.
I pretty much refuse to use SK sources on NK as much as I refuse to use NK sources on SK. You'll find nothing substantive from either in their opinions on each other, which makes information very difficult.
So I tend to err on not believing it until I get something solid.
So I can't speak to whether it's bullshit or not. I personally think it sounds like bullshit, but I just keep it in the "until evidence is found I don't believe it" box.
>>74116633
>no niggers
Rodman shows up and is proclaimed a god amongst the north koreans and begged to stay
>>74120499
Always my pleasure, lots of other folks have been nice and given me specialized info, least i can do is share info from mine <3
>>74120686
Yeah, smells like bullshit to me too, but still.
They do have a pretty shitty country, at least economically, so I wouldn't put anything past them.
>>74120719
I have to sleep now cause work tommorow, but ill bookmark the thread and check it out again senpai
>>74120834
Agreed. They have a horrible economic system, socialism sucks. They have been adding more capitalistic bits recently (kin to the way Lenin's new plans did), and they have been opening up - so I think they've made some good steps, but they clearly aren't there yet.
But while I think they are shitty, I don't think they are masterfully evil-genius-maniac tier, more-so just a poorer developing socialist country with a history of being a tributary state and thus a STRONG urge for independence over anything else (see: juche).
>>74120835
Cya later bongistanbro <3
>>74116633
Ignore the flag, i'm using a proxy, i live in NK and is wonderful here.
>>74116633
I admire them for the paradise they have built. However, I could never fit in there, that race is not for me.
I have to find a place for my own people.
>Degeneracy outlawed
>Epitomises state-wroshipping cultureless garbage
lol nice roll bred
Don't forget traffic cop qts
