ITT: Americans only.
-Bring your own burgers.
-Shoot all trespassers by replying to them with "pew pew". Do not say anything else to them.
>>74113683
I pledge allegiance to the flag if the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands. One nation under GOD indivisible with liberty and justice for all :^)
>>74113683
USA is actually a nice country.
Try and stop me FATSO
FATTY FAT FAT FAT
FATTY FAT FAT
>>74114008
*pew pew*
>>74113840
I do not worship the flag. You can suck my dick until it hurts and I still won't worship the flag.
>>74114008
I think its time for u to go
>>74113683
>burgerfags
The United States would be a better country if it wasn't for the fact that Texas exist. But for god sake, do something with your niggers shooting everyone, jesus christ
>>74114008
FUCK OFF LEAF.
>>74114084
Why don't you leave you faggot. You're brainwashed into hating your own flag by the self hating jews. Its one of the many ways they destroy society.
God bless America!
Land that I love!
Stand beside her!
And guide her!
With a light from above!
From the mountains!
To the prairies!
To the oceans white with foam!
God bless America!
My home, sweet, home!
God bless America!
My home, sweet, home!
>>74113683
USA USA USA
>>74113840
> to the flag if the United States
> if
>>74114166
pew pew
>>74114219
FUCKING
>>74114255
*pew pew*
>>74114219
FUCKING
And I'm proud to be an American!
Cause at least I know I'm free!
And I won't forget the men who died!
To defend this land for me!
AND I WILL STAND UP NEXT TO YOU
PREPARED TO DIE TODAY
CAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW
I LOVE THIS LAND!!!!!
GOD BLESS THE U S AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>>74114285
Sry its a typo but the patriotism is still tru in my heart these colors DO NOT run
>>74114255
pew pew
Reporting in
>No wall
We're still here.
>>74113683
>Make /pol/ great again
My denying there is Jew propaganda shit going on and being pedophile, pro racemixing shitposters?
>>74111971
>>74111971
>>74111971
This board would be so much better without you guys.
>>74114481
>>74114542
*pew pew*
>>74114542
PEW PEW
pls build wall. we will pay debnts on completion of wall.
>>74114481
Didn't you hear about Trump's new plan for an internet firewall? We're going to make the internet great again.
>>74114374
>>74114334
>>74114435
i'm an honorary american
>>74114603
PEW PEW.
You know I like my chicken fried
And cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well I was raised up beneath the shade of a Georgia Pine
And that's home you know
Sweet tea, pecan pie, and homemade wine
Where the peaches grow
And my house it's not much to talk about
But it's filled with love that's grown in southern ground
And a little bit of chicken fried
Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
I love to see the sun rise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love
It's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most
Not where you live, what you drive or the price tag on your clothes
There's no dollar sign on a peace of mind, this I've come to know
So if you agree, have a drink with me,
Raise your glasses for a toast
To a little bit of chicken fried
And cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
I love to see the sun rise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love
I thank god for my life
And for the stars and stripes
May freedom forever fly, let it ring.
Salute the ones who died
The ones that give their lives
So we don't have to sacrifice
All the things we love
Like our chicken fried
And cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
I love to see the sun rise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love
Get a little chicken fried
And cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
I love to see the sun rise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love
>having guns
Compensating for something Yankfriends?
>>74113683
Ayyo where da merican women at?
>>74114699
PEW
PE
PEW
PEW
PEW
DIE NOW
>>74114744
Pew pew, ahmed
>>74114744
*shank slice*
>>74114699
*PEW PEW*
>>74114744
Yeah, niggers.
They were singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I die
>>74114744
pew pew pew pew
merrica
Americucks are worse at securing this thread then they are at securing their own borders
>>74114982
PEW PEW PEW
>>74113683
My thread is better yet underrated.
>>/74114807<
>>74114780
>>74114982
pew pew syrups
>>74114780
The average American woman has her own gravitational pull.
C-can I be american? I have a gun and I don't know, I just want to make America great again
>>74114780
*pew pew pew pew pew*
Almost missed one. C'mon, guys.
>>74115069
If tomorrow all the things were gone
I’d worked for all my life,
And I had to start again
with just my children and my wife,
I’d thank my lucky stars
to be living here today,
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom
and they can’t take that away.
I’m proud to be an American
where at least I know I’m free,
And I won’t forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.
From the lakes of Minnesota
to the hills of Tennessee,
Across the plains of Texas
from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston
and New York to L.A.,
There’s pride in every American heart
and it’s time we stand and say:
I’m proud to be an American
where at least I know I’m free,
And I won’t forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.
>>74113683
>bring your own burgers
You're a terrible host. WHO WANTS A BURGER?!
Foreigners need not apply
>>74113683
American living in Poland here. Your not going to kick me out of the club right guys?
>>74115069
>>74114982
pew pew
>>74113683
MURICA FUCK YEAH
>>74115073
Only is you come here LEGALLY
BUT NOW YOU'RE TRESPASSING
*pew pew*
Post your guns fellow burgers.
>>74115241
GROSS
>>74115233
BRING HOME OUR BOYS
>>74113683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6vwXbQZvJo
>>74115304
I'm a fucking American you idiot
>>74115192
FUCK I forgot my grill
OK, who wants one?
>>74115233
Nice try Vladislav
pew pew
Let martial note in triumph float
And liberty extend its mighty hand
A flag appears ‘mid thunderous cheers,
The banner of the Western land.
The emblem of the brave and true
Its folds protect no tyrant crew;
The red and white and starry blue
Is freedom’s shield and hope.
Other nations may deem their flags the best
And cheer them with fervid elation
But the flag of the North and South and West
Is the flag of flags, the flag of Freedom’s nation.
Hurrah for the flag of the free!
May it wave as our standard forever,
The gem of the land and the sea,
The banner of the right.
Let despots remember the day
When our fathers with mighty endeavor
Proclaimed as they marched to the fray
That by their might and by their right
It waves forever.
Let eagle shriek from lofty peak
The never-ending watchword of our land;
Let summer breeze waft through the trees
The echo of the chorus grand.
Sing out for liberty and light,
Sing out for freedom and the right.
Sing out for Union and its might,
O patriotic sons.
Other nations may deem their flags the best
And cheer them with fervid elation,
But the flag of the North and South and West
Is the flag of flags, the flag of Freedom’s nation.
Hurrah for the flag of the free.
May it wave as our standard forever
The gem of the land and the sea,
The banner of the right.
Let despots remember the day
When our fathers with might endeavor
Proclaimed as they marched to the fray,
That by their might and by their right
It waves forever.
>>74115233
Prove it, commie
>>74115304
That was friendly fire im undercover
>>74115370
pew pew pole nigger.
>>74113683
Come too Ikea and buy some authentic Swedish meatballs or fish, we also sell furniture.
Only 2% percent chance of deadly homicide by neger.
Välkommen in!
>>74114982
Pew pew
Father and I went down to camp,
Along with Captain Gooding;
And there we saw the men and boys,
As thick as hasty pudding.
Yankee doodle, keep it up,
Yankee doodle dandy;
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.
There was Captain Washington
Upon a slapping stallion,
A-giving orders to his men,
I guess there was a million.
And then the feathers on his hat,
They looked so’ tarnal fin-a,
I wanted pockily to get
To give to my Jemima.
And then we saw a swamping gun,
Large as a log of maple;
Upon a deuced little cart,
A load for father’s cattle.
And every time they shoot it off,
It takes a horn of powder;
It makes a noise like father’s gun,
Only a nation louder.
I went as nigh to one myself,
As’ Siah’s underpinning;
And father went as nigh agin,
I thought the deuce was in him.
We saw a little barrel, too,
The heads were made of leather;
They knocked upon it with little clubs,
And called the folks together.
And there they’d fife away like fun,
And play on cornstalk fiddles,
And some had ribbons red as blood,
All bound around their middles.
The troopers, too, would gallop up
And fire right in our faces;
It scared me almost to death
To see them run such races.
Uncle Sam came there to change
Some pancakes and some onions,
For’ lasses cake to carry home
To give his wife and young ones.
But I can’t tell half I see
They kept up such a smother;
So I took my hat off, made a bow,
And scampered home to mother.
Cousin Simon grew so bold,
I thought he would have cocked it;
It scared me so I streaked it off,
And hung by father’s pocket.
And there I saw a pumpkin shell,
As big as mother’s basin;
And every time they touched it off,
They scampered like the nation.
Yankee doodle, keep it up,
Yankee doodle dandy;
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be handy.
I HATE CHINKS
being american is a state of mind, borders won't stop me
>>74115370
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW DIE POLISH SCUM!
>>74115464
PEW PEW
>>74113683
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>>74115461
Here is proof from when I was talking with someone saying im not american the other day
>>74114084
Pew pew
>>74115370
pew pew
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
122nd Airborne Awoos reporting in.
I'm 'Asian' American. Am I pew pew
Man it must suck living in a 3rd world shithole masquerading as a 1st world country.
>syrups and yurops and kangaroody poos will never wake up in the greatest country in the world
>>74113683
I LOVE THIS GREAT NATION
>>74114008
pew pew
>>74115725
Depends. Did you come here legally? If so, welcome aboard brother.
If you're illegal get the fuck out!
>>74115789
can someone post some mehmet my son comics
those get me every time
Oh, say can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
‘Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war’s desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav’n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: “In God is our trust.”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
>>74115377
>one
I'll take 8 please. What kind of commie fuck only eats one burger?
>>74113683
Pls let me join :(
>>74115370
>betraying The Beautiful by traveling
what, our 3.806 million square miles isn't enough for you? Do I need to convert that to metrics for you?
no sympathy desu family
>>74115716
Gonna love when Trump flip flops on gun rights again
>>74115725
Just remember you are an American first.
Went to Church, ate hamburgers made of Eland (giant antelope one of my fellow parishoners shot, killed, and processed the meat of), now browsing 4chan with my MAGA hat on.
I love America.
>>74115953
*pew pew*
>>74115574
*pew pew*
>>74115919
pew pew
>>74115937
Polish women I couldn't help my self
>>74115377
You got any cheese for 'em? Also, is somebody putting the same on anytime soon?
>>74115377
You got any cheese for 'em? Also, is somebody putting the game on anytime soon?
Hey lads, Just got my first gun. Should I take a class to learn the fundamentals or does getting good just come after tons of practice.
I shot a lot of trap with my dad growing up so I'm not like "going to shoot myself" new but shooting a rifle seems to be a lot harder than a shotgun with the widest choke.
>>74116061
You're alright Poke'ball. You're alright.
>>74115841
My dad was US Navy and did 'Nam. So I guess we're legal. We're also Republican
>>74115980
We still have same Flip family culture but outside that we're as American as a redneck
>>74115650
Today is May the 15th. Update time stamp
>>74116042
I'll remember you
>>74115919
Soon, hatbro, soon.
We will save you from Toronto and China and be the greatest empire the world has ever seen, praise Trump.
America is best country.
>>74116152
Phillipinos are the only non-white groups of immigrants that don't actually take more in welfare than they contribute.
>>74116176
Oh shit he's still movin'
*pew pew*
>>74116116
I'd go to your local range if you have one. The people there are pretty helpful usually. Do you have a stand/vice to sight it in?
>>74115762
You mean North Korea? I doubt anyone here ever will
>>74116168
My wife's asleep so I'm not going to turn on the light and wake her up
>>74113683
I HAVE INVADED. PEW PEW ALL OF YOU
>>74116061
Go to one of those boardwalk towns like Ocean City or Rehobeth. For some reason poles flock there
>>74116176
*pew pew*
>>74116251
Try the flame thrower. I hear leafs can't put out fires.
>>74116204
Which will be next, Mexico or Greenland?
>>74115888
You can only eat one at a time. If you can fit two in your mouth, then sure, I'll give you two at once
>>74116071
What kind of cheese, and how much?
American checking in
>>74116024
I am an american though
>>74116242
Dunno about that but I'm currently unemployed. My father rather give me money though than to receive government welfare. Something about our family culture.
>>74116387
>>74114744
Didn't you read the title? This is American only thread
Now you made me break the rules. Good job retard
>>74116086
Better throw on some bacon too.
>>74116430
nice try pace *pew pew*
>>74116414
Just put all 8 in one bun. Duh.
>>74116323
RATATATATATA TAT
Now make like your flag and leave
>>74116430
pew pew
>>74116469
>implying God didn't give us these inalienable rights.
COMMUNIST MILLENNIAL DETECTED
>>74116430
Pew pew you have to go back
>>74116463
pew pew
>>74116440
hnnnnng
>>74116502
I consider this a singe burger, but w/e brah, here ya go
>>74115515
is that actually yours? if so what brand/model 1911 is that? looks pretty nice, but I'm guessing it was fairly cheap or you wouldn't have fucked it up like that.
That is a pretty well-placed meme, I will admit
>>74116463
pew pew Ahmed, it's time to go prep the bull.
>>74116625
Delicious. I brought some beer.
GOD DAMN I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!
>>74114744
pew pew
>>74116541
I'm probably older than you, now respect your elders and bring me my burger and another beer.
>>74116750
Second this
>>74116646
Think it was some /k/ids gun.
Got it taken in as evidence by the police after shooting someone if Im not mistaken.
>>74116594
Speaking of guns has anyone bought one of those Ruger 10/22 takedown variants? If so does it still hold it's zero after it's been disassembled/reassembled?
MAGA 2016
>>74116801
>GOD-GIVEN
>INALIENABLE
>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>BARRACK IS NOT MY PRESIDENT
>>74116381
Fuck off stop your friendly Fire
fug
>>74113683
We were a mistake, look at what the "immigrants" are doing to us, look at what we've done to the world. Look at what we've done to Europe, look at what we've done to our damned selves!
>>74116440
It must be the murica in me but
I WANNA EAT THAT ASS
REKT
I love this country so much anons, we are better than the rest by far.
>>74116843
kek.
That's a good story, I hope it was used to kill a nigger.
>tfw American
>>74116412
Greenland soo we don't have to fix Mexico's problems.
>>74116463
Pew pew britfag
>>74116873
That's a Marlin burgerbro.
>>74116412
Greenland for sure. Can't let that nice new border wall go to waste.
>>74114008
pew pew
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
>>74116947
What we've done???
More like those damn commie liberals.
>>74116937
P U gyspy
pew pew
>>74116937
*pew pew*
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>>74117119
fucking mankids grow up
>>74114008
Pew Pew
>>74116744
What America's favorite beer?
Mine use to be Guinness until I found out it was made by a bunch dirty Irishmen
No I only drink Sam Adams
You can tell it's good because it's named after a great man who help form the greatest country
>>74113683
TOASTIN' IN A BURGER BREAD
I LOVE YOU SON. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. DONT SHOOT I'M LEAVING.
WHO LOVES FREEDOM HERE???
>>74117189
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>>74117173
>pew pew
OUT
OUT
GET EM OUT
>mfw naturalized this year
gonna feel good to be on the right side of the wall, familia
>>74117214
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>>74117191
ALL OF IT
>>74117094
Freedom boner right now is yuge
>>74117260
N-no
>>74117191
Generally I just go to the store and find some random craft beer that I haven't had yet
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
tfw i'm an murican in leaf land
>>74114008
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>>74117418
Pew pew
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>>74117418
double-barreled
pew pew
>>74114166
You're still pissed about Bautista getting btfo earlier today?
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>>74117418
PEW PEW
>>74117191
I'm a Miller High Life man myself. Genesee and Yuengling are dope as well. But I live too far west to get either of those. :(
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pew pew
>>74113683
>tfw not american
Pls don't shoot your dad.
>>74117414
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO FOUGHT AND GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR ME
>>74117189
Pew Pew
>>74117561
AND I'LL PROUDLY STAAAAAAAAAND
UP
>>74117452
Someone get this man a medal 20+ kills in two shots.
>the smell of burgers on the barbecue
>ice cold beer
>people singing pro-America songs
>the constant sound of rifles, shotguns, and pistols being shot at invading foreigners
>everybody having a good time
I wish this was real
>>74117488
>>74117452
Wtf nigger stop trying to kick me out of the club I have my membership card. Where is yours faggot?
>>74117561
ILL STAND UP NEXT TO YOU
AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY
>>74117528
>>74117560
Pew pew
>>74117561
why don't you blow them in the grave
>>74113683
I'm here. I got burgers
Hey guys based florida here. Chilling with my guns and I'm about to go watch the greyhound races. Suck a dicke PETA
I wasn't born American, God tests us in many ways.
>>74117789
I fucking hate you Florida.
>>74117561
You gonna forget about me? FUCK YOU -Jesus
>>74117483
>he watches boreball
typical shitskin texan trash, not even surpirse, also I'm not from Cucktario you prick
>>74117707
CAUSE AT LEAST I KNOW I LOVE THIS LAND
GOD
BLESS
THE
U
S
Ayyy lmao
AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE
>>74117673
The 4th is right around the corner! I've got my tannerite ready.
>>74117801
>>74117173
You must be here illegally. Get out or pew pew.
>>74113683
Hey son, you've been over in your room for a while. France is worried, please come back down.
I'm not mad about the tea, just please stop blocking us out. We love you, kid.
KILL ALL THE NIGGERS SPICS JEWS AND MICKS
>>74117865
>>74117528
>tfw pew pew
>>74117697
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IF YOURE AMERICAN????
>>74117801
Are you blind? You can take the burger out of the freedom but you can't take the freedom out of the burger
>>74117977
FIVE GUYS BACON CHEESEBURGER
>>74117736
it's a toby keith song nigger
>>74118046
This isn't a school.
>>74117977
Steak like a real American
>>74117231
I'll let you see yourself out. We already shot a bunch of you guys before and then you shot a bunch of other guys with us.
>>74117949
Fuck you Dad! You have a small carrier!
>>74117858
>>74117977
Spaghetti Bologna
>>74118006
I'm sorry burgerbro, how about I buy you a burger and a beer, your choice.
>>74118086
>>74117841
found the jew
>>74118112
And your place in history is small. America will be forgotten in 200 years. We definitely will not.
>>74117961
pew pew
Go bin the knife LADy
>>74118086
GET OUT OF MY SONS THREAD
*SPOON STAB SPOON STAB*
>>74117840
What's wrong with florida? Jealous because I spend my weekends snorkeling in coral reefs?
>>74118267
>>74118194
Your forgiven, I expect my burger and beer when I get back to the land of the free.
>>74117977
I got a bacon burger from based Nation's the other day. Smothered that meat with BBQ sauce.
>>74118230
Pew pew, back across the sea with you!
>>74118332
AND THE HOME... OF THE.... BRAVE!!!!!!
>>74114008
PEW PEW
>>74117560
>>74117961
>>74118332
pew pew
testing... am I American?
of course I am hehehehe
>>74118373
I'm staying.
>>74114208
I don't worship your mother but I sure don't hate her
>>74118332
I expect you'll be pretty hungry when you get back
>>74118267
But dad I am your son
> pew pew
>>74113683
OP is a faggot.
>>74113683
I'd like to become a legal immigrant then get citizenship status.
>inb4 pew pew
I got this very dangerous knife. Is that ok?
>>74113683
Why do other countries care so much about US politics?
>>74118438
BOOM BOOM
>>74118438
>>74118519
>>74118514
pew pew...
