>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
INTERVIEWS
>Eric Trump on Watters’ World 5/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdKn3zy1Hfw
>Katrina on CNN 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
ENTERTAINMENT
>Baked Alaska – MAGA Anthem!
https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/731637772964925444
>Judge Jeanine SLAMS Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCQmtOeUMUU
>Who is John Miller?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU
>Jeb Bush Confronts Black Lives Matter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
WEBSITES
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/
MOVEMENT
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
>>74104352
awoo~
...
capcha: ISIS OXFORD
any trump kats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOU2xI0n_7E
AWWWOOOOOoooo
>>74104394
MOVEMENT
BRAND NEW BEST OF TRUMP
GET IT WHILE IT'S FRESH
https://youtu.be/ekJBaRzegjo
>>74104520
I have a Trump Rat...
>>74104520
I miss Caturday.
Threadly reminder that the shills are out in force.
Hilary is using an organization called Correct The Record for online shilling.
The current shilling campaign is called Barrier Breakers, and has as its stated goal:
>Correct The Record will invest more than $1 million into Barrier Breakers 2016 activities, including the more than tripling of its digital operation to engage in online messaging both for Secretary Clinton and to push back against attackers on social media platforms...
>http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
They're pretty easy to spot, because they're really bad at their job.
>>74104394
i dont understand how they keep pulling out people who know donald trump well.
They never say anything bad about him and refuse to give give the slightest impression that he is bad.
how can a man be so fucking awesome
>>74104520
Getting really fucking pissed that there aren't any rallies scheduled. Trump makes me into a rally junkie and then leaves me hanging. This is fucked.
>>74104596
If I see that fucking POTUS one more time.
I can't wait til he's elected. I'm just imaging the front page of the Cuckingtonpost. Glorious.
>>74104630
Nice chain, nigger.
>nerds masturbating to anime thinking they can win this election
THE PRIESTHOOD WILL RISE AGAIN, DAHNALD
>>74104602
>>74104520
I also miss the catposter.
>>74104630
what's that?
some burger buy a maga hat and put it on eBay for like $50, ill buy it
Anyone have a structured cap?
>>74104664
Mwahahaha...
>>74104664
DON'T FORGET
TO TAKE YOUR DON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHjTtFkTz7k
>>74104602
I miss the simpler times...
>>74104735
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/deartrump/?wCKOukb
They don't check IP or email, just write [email protected] or something.
>>74104661
y u mad though
that happened a hhwhile ago
>>74104653
>Cuckingtonpost
Yeah, the Cluckinghen Post is gonna go full retard when it happens.
>>74104637
Rallies are mostly boring unless you're there in person.
Trump wins:
>go to 'Merica on his new European citizenship, get a job, wait a while, get citizenship
Hillary wins:
>hop on the nearest boat, wait til she passes the amnesty bill, get citizenship
It's win-win at this point.
>>74104622
I've come to the conclusion that he a good, albeit flawed, human being.
He never attacks anyone unless they go after him first (see Cruz). He is very kind to reporters unless they ask a loaded question. He'll still troll them because he knows they're all being paid to make him fail.
>live near Seattle
God help me
Also holy fuck why is mail in voting not a thing everywhere?
>>74104637
I know that feel.
TRUMP TELLS IT
LIKE IT IS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIMn646cv4
>>74104520
>>74104352
>>74104664
DE DELEGAYTS DAHNALD
>>74104937
Hillary won't give you amnesty unless you're brown.
MAGA
A
G
A
>>74104664
guess whos winning
>>74104905
How would you know, slav? How many Trump rallies you been to in person?
>>74104937
He won't let mudslimes like you in so you better hope for Shillary
>>74104896
>>74104788
don's hair looking the best I've ever seen it
>>74104994
DONALD.....NOTHING WILL STOP ME
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/neurologist-explains-why-its-hard-to-look-at-ted-cruzs-creepy-unsettling-face/
>Writing in Psychology Today, Cytowic noted that Cruz’s “atypical expressions” left him “uneasy,” and that he was not alone among people who have watched Cruz up-close and from afar.
>“Note how many colleagues and former associates ‘loathe’ him. A Bush alumnus told the New York Times’ Frank Bruni, ‘Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz? It just saves time.’ Former Senate Majority leader Bob Dole says, ‘Nobody likes him,’ while Rep. Peter King sees ‘malice.'” Cytowic wrote. “According to The Washington Post, screenwriter Craig Mazin, Cruz’s former Princeton roommate, has called him a ‘huge asshole,’ and ‘creepy.’ He’s Tweeted, ‘Getting emails blaming me for not smothering Ted Cruz in his sleep in 1988.’ The distaste for Cruz even extends beyond the US: Germans say Backpfeifengesicht, meaning a face in need of a good punch.”
>According to Cytowic, the distaste for Cruz’s face starts with his smile.
>“As a neurologist it is my business to notice things out of the ordinary and probe them,” he wrote. “Senator Cruz’s countenance doesn’t shift the way I expect typical faces to move. Human faces can’t help but broadcast what we feel, what we may be thinking, and even what we may intend.”
>“I have rarely, if ever, seen a conventional smile from Senator Cruz. In a natural smile the corners of the mouth go up; these muscles we can control voluntarily as well. But muscles circling the eyes are involuntary only; they make the eyes narrow, forming crow’s feet at the outside corners,” he continued. “No matter the emotional coloring of Senator Cruz’s outward rhetoric, his mouth typically tightens into the same straight line. If it deviates from this, the corners of his mouth bend down, not upwards.”
>>74105093
>>74105009
Who says I'm not
>>74104664
You're shitposting is 10/10. Please never stop. The Sweden flag is icing on the cake.
Does anyone have an alternate version of pic related, where Trump is criticizing the bait?
>>74104394
requesting nigger awoo plox.
Never forget the last Cruz rally
Look at this ass from the Atlantic talking about trump on CNN
It's staring at you, anon.
>>74105160
>>74105122
Jesuschrist this one is amazing
>>74105163
If you're a paki Trump won't let you in so I assume you're not.
>>74104896
you can't make meme out of every post that goes "you can't do some thing to everything"
>>74105122
I'll devour your delegates, Mr. Cruz.
>>74105163
Inshallah, follower of the Religion of Peace.
>>74105184
there is too many people there for that to be a Cruz rally
>>74105209
I have a dream....
Philosopher Slavoj Žižek on Trump:
https://youtu.be/HdMxRkSd8lU?t=49m45s
49m 45s timestamp for mobilefags
Leftist philosopher says Trump is not so bad, that he is a liberal centrist deep down and all the crazy stuff is just a show to get right wing votes
Then he proceeds to say Ted Cruz is perhaps not even human LOL
>>74104637
Should add in that picture when the anon took a shit in a jebs guac bowl
>>74105169
I don't have that one. Here's a rarer one I have tho
>>74105184
Is that what the song "Guyana Punch" is based on?
>>74105158
I knew there was something wrong with the rat
>>74105209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f1C-dEzYc
>>74104777
>>74105223
>eating the patty separately
>>74105319
I fucking hate Zizek, holy shit he's such a charlatan and nobody sees it
>>74105158
It's a shame because he can BTFO leftists pretty well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSTw0TCcFcY
>>74104755
Yeah
>>74105160
>>74105212
>>74105354
>>74104596
Brand new? Says 4/21
>>74105213
Thank you, drawing Ted doing evil things is probably my favorite thing to do. I did make this for someone last night though.
>>74105343
Cruztown
Where all of the loyal butter worshippers lived.
>>74105169
>>74105343
any request? you'll notice I didn't really save shitskin ones cuz I don't like them
I had a weird vision in which Trump chose Santorum for VP, I don't even know why he'd pick him of all people.
How likely is this, like what would the odds be?
>Bitch about Trump's wall
>Lives in a house protected by a wall / fence
>>74104520
Some based Aussie did mine last night.
>>74105223
Who could win in an eating contest: the Mailman or Krispy Kreme? Are the two devourers destined to face each other in the GOP civil war?
>>74105343
>>74105220
>>74104612
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. Its a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.
>>74104653
i bet the editors of the cuck post are having fun with it, too
>>74105531
He would sooner pick Bernie as his VP
>>74105387
I actually agree with you partly, he is a clown, but sometimes he's interesting and sometimes he has good insights... they are buried in a lot of shit but there are pearls of wisdom here and there
>>74104352
So did Trump apologize like that retard yesterday said he would or has he been firmly BTFO yet again?
>>74105590
I tried to do one once.
>>74105593
thanks
>>74105531
fucking zero, santorum endorsed marco rubio
>>74105531
Even if you don't like Joni, there is zero chance of Rick Santorum.
(But it's going to be Joni)
>>74105602
>>74105605
Here's your (Leaf)
>>74105714
i hate this cunt, what makes you so sure?
I know that "Open Borders" is really a way of making drug smuggling easier, but it's becoming clear that this is a global drug racket, and cokehead Hillary is the "El Chapo" of D.C
http://theamericanmirror.com/sally-miller-hillary-and-her-coke-habit/.
Give me the VP ticket, Donald
So, the media is grasping at straws right now, right? Is it always going to be like this until November?
>>74105574
Fucking salty nigger.
>>74105785
He is trolling. Everyone knows its Newt Gingrich.
>>74105785
What do you hate about her?
>>74105530
requesting question mark awoo and the one with the yellow border below it
>>74105675
Does anyone else think trump should pick Jeff sessions as his vp?
any update on the Nevada clusterfuck?
I don't even like Trump and I have a whole folder of this shit.
Props on the OC guys but Hillarys got it.
>>74105851
take a penny leave a penny leaf
>>74105810
Yes. The MSM is in full existential panic and there isn't any magic secret dirt they're going to uncover. They might actually start crying on camera when he hits 270 electoral votes.
>>74105890
He's my preferred pick
Count to ten,Donald
>>74105530
take the Alex awo.
Use ONLY when breaking the conditionnement !
>>74105916
*Hildabeast
>>74105343
>wow a baby made of maga, my /pol/lacks would love him, in fact his first words were "awoo"
>>74105964
Yeah....hmm...j-just count to t-ten...
>>74105916
>using the fag image
>>74105890
>Does anyone else think trump should pick Jeff sessions as his vp?
I like Sessions.
Miller the Killer works for Sessions, which tells you a lot. Sessions loaned him to Trump's campaign.
>>74105795
There are billions, if not trillions of dollars in the balance. I wonder if Trump can do it.
Sheldon Adelson backing Trump actually gave me hope, that there are people in the system who either want it fixed or at least want to be spared when it gets burned down, which would imply that it might be burned down in the future.
It would be so exciting to see, but Trump is now in more danger than he has ever been in before.
>>74105810
Until the first general debate, at least.
>>74105209
>>74105531
The Memes thicken.
>>74105530
I have a similar folder I don't save the overly lewd ones tho they make me... uncomfortable. She's just a kid ffs :/
Surgeon General? VP? Secretary of State? What position does Ben have?
>>74105934
>take a penny
Gladly.
What are the odds on an assassination attempt by nov?
>>74105890
Sessions would be a good pick
>>74105531
>>74106086
CAN'T BE UNSEEN
>>74105934
are pennies even a thing anymore?
>>74106023
What was best was the townhall after.
>Are you going to call your grandson "lyin Ted" like you do Cruz
>Well first of all Ted isn't his first name it's rafeal right?
>silence
"What is Ted Cruz's name" shoots up on google
>>74106094
>kid
>>74106086
mwuahaha
>>74105799
fuck this fucking turd. does loyalty mean nothing to you?
HUNTSMAN FOR VP!
TRUMP / HUNTSMAN 2016
God bless you all
God bless america
Make America Great Again!
God bless your wonderful country
>>74106170
Cryin' Ted*
>>74105530
Any news today?
So what do you guys think of Trump's VP shortlist?
>Christie Cream
>Marc.0 Rubato
>Gluttony
>The Rat
>Nailin' Palin
>>74106177
holy fuuuuuuuuck
>>74106177
>>74106094
I have a link to my ecchi folder inside the awoo folder.
>>74106158
yes they're worth more than your leaf dollars by now probably
>>74106270
Its a fake list
>>74106177
What have I done
>>74106177
How.
>>74106270
None of those will be the VP
>>74106270
It's bullshit. None of them will be VP.
>>74106270
It's a diversion. It won't be any of them.
>>74106170
I want to see a lot more of these one-line zingers. The nicknames are effective, and the bumper-sticker memorablility of policy statements like BUILD WALL are effective and all, but this, and "You mean the Indian?" are among the spit-take moments of the campaign for me.
>>74106177
Whoa! Checked
>>74106124
>>74106177
praise him
>>74106201
/Obama's/ ambassador to Chyna?
>>74106177
>>74106177
>>74106177
HOLY KEK
>>74106354
I....I was just memeing....d-did I start the fire?
>>74106270
It's absolute shit. He needs a womyn or minority or both.
>>74105890
I would prefer David Duke but I'd be ok with Sessions. He'd be better than the turds Glorious Leader trounced already.
>>74106270
if that's the list that's an awful list
>>74106177
g-guys...?
>>74106270
>Christie
Unlikely, too volatile, too much value in being an Attorney general
>Rubio
Probably nothing.
>Gluttony
Who? I thought the only fat one was Christie.
>The Rat
Never, nothing. Disliked HEAVILY by Senate. Trump needs someone to work with Congress.
>Nailin' Palin
Too volatile just like Cruz and Christie.
>>74106247
Hillary Clinton has to enema every time she needs to shit.
http://cucker.com/h/o/th/74104352p74104352/Hillary-Cant-Poop-Right
>>74106381
I hope during the first debate he does something like this. Just a Hillary skeleton secret out of left field no ones heard of.
>>74105851
>one with the yellow border below it
this one?
>>74106484
Yes.
>>74106484
Yes,
The fire rises
>>74106247
Not really. One substantive piece about state conventions stepping on the throats of #NeverTrump movements which was good, Democrats eating their own in Nevada.
Most of the rest was speculation and think pieces.
Manafort on Sunday TV today doing routine Kung Fu on some merchant talking head.
>>74106177
He is with us.
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
>>74106177
THE MEME MAGIC! ITS REAL!
>>74106270
Obvious fake.
If that is what was given to WaPo then they are getting trolled again.
>Even Gilmore endorses Trump
Shills on suicide watch.
>>74106555
why is he mad
Got banned from a 40k group page for posting this.
>>74106177
>>74106577
HOLY SHIT HE IS!
>>74106539
Gluttony is Kasich.
>>74106564
Any more baneposting Trumps?
>>74106177
>>74105122
Z O D I A C
O
D
I
A
C
>>74106619
Who?
>>74104596
why is PA so based?
>>74106124
Screen capped
>>74106158
Literally only in burgerland, for the life of me I can't figure out fucking why.
>>74106619
Gilmore is the true republican messiah. don't fuck with him.
Who are the MAGA approved 2d women
>>74106270
Considering 3 of those have refused and indicated they haven't even been asked that list is pretty damn fake.
>>74106625
Someone poo'd in an un-designated street.
>>74106539
>Gluttony
John "Stuff his face" Kasich
>>74106177
Based.
>>74106695
The true mastermind of this election.
>>74106710
forgot my picture
>>74106731
>>74106647
They're all on my PC, Not on my phone sorry!
>>74106577
>that op image
higher quality meme
>>74106177
HE'S HEEEEERE
>>74106555
>>74106177
Kek be praised.
>>74106577
>>74106515
>He needs a womyn or minority or both.
Yeah because no one will see through that shit.
>>74106738
>Considering 3 of those have refused and indicated they haven't even been asked that list is pretty damn fake.
Carson was the source of the list. But I'm betting he was either trolling the media, or that those were people who, while once on the list, are now ruled out.
Carson isn't in charge of the VP hunt anymore, anyway. That was transferred to Corey last week.
>>74106619
>Gilmore
YES
LINK?
>>74104394
i dont like you
>>74106800
We won't be able to contain it much longer
>>74106177
PRAISE HIM
>>74106547
Nah, the one at the bottom that looks like a pop-up
>>74106710
>>74106777
Best state family
Trump will make us Red again
>>74106270
You always decoy the VP pick so the other campaigns can't start strategizing against them.
DO NOT PICK PALIN
>>74106177
>>74106177
The second ballot, Donald.
>>74104664
You will never understand our love, Achmed.
>>74106939
>>74106800
>>74106788
>>74106777
>>74106755
>>74106577
>>74106555
>>74106177
Holy Kek is on the loose in this thread, as expected in a Trump thread.
>>74106647
Of course!
>>74107000
>>74106177
THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UPON US
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RNZN5PfMdqw
>>74106619
>>74106881
FUCK IT'S REAL
http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/whoa-former-gop-competitor-just-endorsed-trump-president/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKWx1KRi-xQ
>>74107043
I blame John Miller
>>74107001
He's gonna have a lot of delegates
and
I'm gonna have a lot of delegates
>>74106880
Yeah I can see all those being on the list at some point, just not making it to the final 5.
>>74107083
>former GOP competitor
That's a bit uh, flattering for Gilmore.
>>74107083
http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/whoa-former-gop-competitor-just-endorsed-trump-president/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKWx1KRi-xQ
fuck my retarded ass
>>74105319
>>74105387
That may be true, but he's probably my favorite Leftist. His close contemporaries call him a Fascist, so he must be good.
>>74105531
200/1
>>74106111
Secretary of the newly formed Dept. of Deportation. As a reknowned surgeon he is an expert at removing malignant growths
>>74106270
>I still absolutely would fuck the shit out of Palin
She is like the perfect milf
>>74107142
To be fair he got like 12 votes in one of the early states.
>>74106555
Checked.
Do we know when he is announcing his VP?
>>74107017
>1973x820
That's a big ad
>>74107212
12 in Iowa, but he managed to multiply his voting count on New Hampshire by ELEVEN
>>74107263
At the convention.
Does anyone have a cropped Trump or a MAGA text image that will fit the YouTube banner? I am trying to make a Trump supporter's channel.
>>74107181
>SQUEEK (hand over the delegates), SQUEEK (Donald)
>>74104596
this will have to do til we get a new rally ;_;
>>74107297
Holy shit, the surge is real. guess that's it. I'm a #Gillman now
>>74107263
The smart money is during his acceptance speech in Cleveland. In the age of digital printing, the t-shirts, hats, buttons, signs and stickers can be ready for the next day's coverage.
>>74107043
No Kek for Texas
>>74106555
This is exactly how I imagine Pajeet.
>>74107181
same thread
>Drumpf wants to "rebuild our military"
How dumb is he? We already spend way too much on military and there is no way in hell we will be able to pay for it. How can this be defended
>>74104352
Hello tripfag
>would you kindly
put the new Best of Trump in the Entertainment section
>>74104596
>>74107302
so we won't know for two more months? fugg
>>74104602
literal necromancy
>>74107443
Small time.
>>74107422
He delivers
>>74107422
>>74107449
>How can this be defended
Build up=!expend more
>>74107422
O ye of little faith, where didest ye doubt?
>1 post by this ID
>>74107001
Thanks for Cruzposting leaf, gives me a good laff
