It looks like the anti-white racist SJWs at cracked.com are at it again. Remember when the site used to be good? I do.
What will we do about this /pol/? We must take it from the play book of the cucks and make sure this person never writes for the website again.
Do not give cracked views. This clickbait is probably what they want. Archive is below.
Get on social media and protest this shit.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160515201227/http://www.cracked.com/blog/white-people-hobbies-that-confuse-rest-world/
https://web.archive.org/web/20160515201356/http://www.cracked.com/blog/white-people-hobbies-that-confuse-rest-world_p2/
Can also submit general comments at the bottom of cracked.com
I remember I used to like Wong
>>74103258
Why should i even care what idiots at cracked think? Clicking that shit is only giving them profits.
>>74103670
Why do you care its all normie shit anyway.
>>74103258
I thought this was a buzzfeed add, holy shit. Cracked is not even attempting to hide it anymore.
Cracked used to be genuinely entertaining and interesting.
Now it's literally Buzzfeed-tier clickbait. And the funniest thing about it is that it's all white knighting nu-males. Look at the guy's Twitter account; he's a fucking self-hating white guy. He even retweeted one of Elizabeth Warren's "anti-Trump roasts."
>>74103258
Whats lame with any of those things?
>>74103258
cracked.com is the worst. They wanted me to write for them but they're literally the biggest pack of faggots ever. JF Sargent is the embodiment of the numale stereotype. Nigger thinks he's a pro writer but has to sell his clothes on facebook for food money.
I miss Seanbaby's writing, but I'm glad he doesn't really write for them anymore.
>tfw no more Seanbaby
>>74103258
all of them sounds fun especially roadtrips desu senpai
You know what white hobby confuses shitskins?
Reading.
>>74103258
>Get on social media and protest this shit.
Yeah. Let's be butthurt about it so we get the attention of people who don't even know what that shit site is and the flock there to give them views.
>implying you're not the dude who wrote the article
>>74104335
sour grapes, because niggers don't get enough govt money to do any of them
>>74103258
>Testing your limits in nature is boring
>Creating things because you CAN is dumb
>The writter is a cuck from Miami whos handle is "limpl0uie"
>"Wahhhh, white people."
This is why libs accomplish nothing
>>74103258
>Remember when the site used to be good?
Not really.
>>74105539
you have to go way back to find a time when cracked was just clickbait and not cancerous sjw clickbait
>>74105539
It only turned to shit in 2014, around the time of Gamergate.
I don't even think anyone goes there anymore. It's not even like Buzzfeed which just makes money off of normies; I'm pretty sure it's a business that's legitimately tanking due to clickbait.
>>74104474
How did you even get approached for them? My brother used to write some articles for them back in the early 00s.
>>74103258
Whoever wrote that sounds salty AF.
First of all, what is white about board games?
Pretty sure everyone likes those.
Coworker (black guys) organize a fucking board game tournament.
As for droning, it's basically RC cars in the air. No need to worry about airplanes constantly moving and crashing because you can't into aerodynamics, so of course it's popular.
Not really sure what they think black people enjoy if they don't enjoy those things.
The rest of those things are things I've only ever seen on american tv so I can't really say if they are real one way or the other.
>>74105846
>2014
People having been complaining about how shit cracked is for a lot longer than 2 years.
Even before gamergate they had their stupid articles about women this and men that.
Death to all white americans. They're all shit. Not only are they the most basic of bitches, but they're responsible for most of the problems in the world today. They're especially responsible for all the SJW and whiny fudd problems that they incessantly complain about.
>>74105911
I was already in the comedy field and free lance writing for some sites. Some ultra social justice cunt (who was a shitty lay) invited me to some speech JF Sargent was giving on writing for cracked.com
Typical numale shit, no concept of anything, doing what the mods/owners wanted for content blah blah blah. Looked at me like I was insane when I asked how the money worked. Then asked me afterwards to become a contributor. I don't do work for free faggot. Especially for some cocksucking MAD Magazine turned utterly directionless internet bullshit.
>>74103258
Fuck, they must really be strugling. This article is just a lengthy tumblr post. The quality is the exact same. Shilling your content on pol through an archive link, with this quality?
>>74103258
>>74105846
I used to read it for things like "5 Things You Never Knew X Could Do" but now it's shit like "5 Things I didn't know about being a transsexual coalmining refugee"
>americans unironically getting mad at clickbait
why are americans such unrepentant dogshit?
>>74103258
>cracked.com
>good
That's a loooong time ago. Report them to the FBI for racist hate speech. That'll be fun to watch them whine about.
I actually wrote this a few hours ago in response to this article.
https://moffwt.blogspot.com/2016/05/9-lame-hobbies-people-love-for.html
>inb4 stop shilling your blog
I literally only have the one post on this blog. I made it specifically because of this cracked article.
>>74103258
Of course being curious and adventurous and trying new things would confuse non-whites.
That's why white people live in the most prosperous nations in the existence of mankind and non-whites as a whole live in uninspired nations if not straight up squalor.
>>74106569
>Report them to the FBI for racist hate speech. That'll be fun to watch them whine about.
Eurocucks are so cucked that they don't realize that isn't a thing in the USA.
>>74103258
>>74106612
Creating and writing a blog article about something you don't like is probably the most sissy, beta nu-male thing you could possibly do.
>>74103258
That writer is fucking bitter, its like he is jealous of white people for being able to travel and have hobbies.
Things like woodworking, trekking or road trips are not lame, you fucking weeb faggot
>>74106867
Ha, joke's on you, I have a fetish for sissies
When will someone write an article about ten hobbies of niggers, which include thievery and chimping out. Title it: 10 hobbies niggers love for some reason.
are you fags triggered by some racism? go back to readdit or whatever safe space you have
MAD magazine was the joke rag for proud white men until they sold out and put ads in.
>>74106762
Do eet faggot.
>>74103258
without reading the article. let me guess: fat nerd is confused that other people like nature & sports?
Cracked has been cancer for roughly three years now. I remember visiting the site daily five years ago :(
>>74103258
>home brewing sucks because my friends are terrible at it
Legitimately the stupidest part of the article.
>>74107141
No, we just don't like hypocritical SJWs who ruin everything.
>>74106496
You fucking leaves, I swear. You motherfuckers are going to die in the very near future, all of you.
Any leaf fucks that are not completely compromised bolshevik pukes better take asylum in the US immediately
>when JayZ looks at a winebottle he makes his own brand
ahh, of course, white people know nothing about making wine
kangz have to show dumb whitey how to make whine
>>74107141
It's not irritating when shitskins say this kind of shit. We just get irritated when some pasty white SJW spouts off at the mouth.
The problem is that we need to learn how to put them at the level of niggers instead of expecting them to know better.
>>74107185
I miss MAD when it was at it's peak. It's so bad now. =(
>>74106209
It's really like this.
Old-School Cracked:
>Five Times We're Sure George Washington Got Help from Aliens
>Seven Gaming Urban Legends that Turned Out to be True
>Six Reasons Groundhogs are Secretly Terrifying
2013-2014 Cracked:
>Seven Gaming Urban Legends that Turned Out to be True (Part 5)
>Nine Everyday Inventions We All Use (That Were Actually Invented in Other Parts of the World)
>Five Things Men Don't Realize Women Think About When You Hit on Them
Post Gamergate/Nu-Cracked:
>Seven Things Men Need to Understand in 2016
>Six Reasons Transwomen are Secretly the Backbone of Nerd Culture
>Seven Reasons the Battle for Gay Rights is Still Just Beginning
>woodworking is not cool
>drones aren't cool
What a faggot. I bet this guy's hobbies include doing Sudoku and remembering all 6000 characters of whatever inferior gook language he uses.
Haha white people suck for trying to see the world, have fun, and be self sufficient! Stupid racists!
>>74107481
you sure love it when you find some token black conservative who goes "fuck nigger fuck black culture accept me white folk" because you have no integrity and are highly upset at how your demographic has some mild jokes at its expense
>>74106211
Just burn already. Lol
>>74106211
You need to go back, Sharif
>>74106282
Oh, I thought they recruit people on the forums. My brother submitted articles because he loves researching shit.
>Whittling
Literally every race did this since ever.
>Woodworking
It's a work. To some is a hobby.
The others are just too expensive or I never heard about.
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>>74107244
Brief overview is
#9- lol only white people go mountain climbing
#8-Rich(read: white) people "upcycle" and pretend to be poor, instead of letting poor people dumpster dive.
#7-Glamping is stupid (to be fair, he's kind of right here, and surprisingly doesn't mention how only white people glamp, or imply only poor people do real camping).
#6-Only white people home-brew beer, and something about home-brewed beer is stupid, and so are people who do it.
#5- Only white people are pretentious enough to practice woodworking, and people will hate you for it if you do, for some reason.
#4 Only white people draw with adult coloring books, and something about some black dude making his own champagne brand.
#3 ROOOOAAAD TRIIIIIIP! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
>I swear to god, that's the whole entire point. That's it.
#2 Only white people play board games
#1 Only white people use drones, because they're perverts.
>>74103258
#1 should be swimming
>>74107571
This.
Glamping and adult colouring books are kind of weird, but the rest are perfectly fine hobbies.
>>74107926
What is wrong with road trips?
>>74107926
Thanks anon. I realised there was an archive link in the OP and read it already.
>>74108227
Absolutely nothing.
>>74108078
Swimming is pretty racist but board games take the cake
playing board games is basically sick white people reliving colonialism in their twisted imaginations, as the wise author pointed out
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>>74108227
Don't ask me, ask Luis.
>>74103258
Cracked never became anti-white
They started letting users write more and more articles since it meant great money for cracked and they didn't even have to do anything past review it when it's finished.
Unfortunately for them it got really popular do they have to do it constantly now and the few cucks that work for them have fallen in love with the narrative
Sean-baby is still based
>>74107926
Mountain climbing is cool as fuck. So is woodworking and road trips. Board games are pretty damn fine too.
Sounds like what some butthurt lazy friendless nigger would write.
>>74103258
I read it all and it shocked me, there is more hatred in this article than in the whole 1st page of pol.
![dfd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sxY3pzZ.png "dfd[1].png")
>>74108227
YOU ARE A WHITE MALE
>>74108648
Really, then why do they post anti-white articles?
Luis Prada writes tons of articles for them and has for years.
Also, Seanbaby doesn't really write for them anymore.
>>74105846
Lol no, Cracked was trash long before the Quinn article.
>>74107491
You remember Mad in the 60's?
>>74107727
in the current political climate, "mild jokes" about any other demographic will net you aggressive public brigading, death threats, and an end to whatever career you currently have. why is it ok to make "mild jokes" about whites but not about any other race?
>>74108792
Pic implies that the cuck is the father. I don't like it
>>74110253
>>74110253
the cuck is indeed the father, naturally
>>74110445
perfection
>>74107024
>american
is this supposed to be surprising or something?
>>74103670
They're archives, they don't get any hits from those links.
>>74105846
Nah, they were getting bad long before GamerGate. I dropped them like two years before GG started because of this shit. Look at some of the dates on these articles.
HOW ARE THESE LAME? WTF
>>74114538
Here's some more.
>>74104780
He actually wrote an article relatively recently for them.
