feel free to add any extra boxes and reshape them I just want /pol/'s opinion on an ideal Trump cabinet
>>74098781
Secretary of Defense: Mattis
Secretary of the Navy: Webb
Lets make this thread a little more fun.
Doubles decides who goes where. Enjoy.
>>74098850
maybe another time lol, I want an objective cabinet not a randomly generated one thanks though
Christie for attorney general
>>74098781
You missed a few. Christie should head the NSA
>>74099223
sure i'll add them i'm just waiting for more responses so far i've added mattis and webb as >>74098821
this anon suggested
>>74099388
Rand Paul as Secretary of Treasury
The meme cabinet
>>74099223
so you want Chris Christie as Director of NSA? (DIRNSA)
>>74099453
i like that haha saved
what i have so far need more
>>74099736
Cruz as VP
>>74099453
I actually like the navy one
>>74100160
no cruz as attorney general
>>74100304
clueless SECNAV
>>74100396
kek
>>74100396
i can see that happening, i'm gonna put christie as director of NSA
>>74099453
haha mind if I save, friend?
#drumpf
>>74098781
Some of these were tough choices
i need all the positions in from this post
>>74099223
>>74098781
WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY - ALEX JONES
>>74098781
Zimmerman for Secretary of Homeland Security
>>74101241
Its taken
>>74101241
I like Alex Jones more memes would be made from him though.
>>74101348
>>74098781
Where did the meme that Carson was based come from? I swear to God any conservative Black man will have his dick sucked ENDLESSLY even here. Carson is an idiot who doesn't even believe in evolution. He butchered many of his patients. He was an absolute embarrassment as a candidate.
>>74101348
fuck off faggot
>>74099736
Attorney General
>>74098781
Didn't he say he was going to make his wife a cabinet member?
Zimmerman for housing and urban development.
>>74102036
Only if he buzzes that god awful frontal combover.
Little Marco might actually make a good secretary of state.
He knows his stuff, and he'd still have to take orders from the golden don
Gingrich for vp
>>74104076
No
Gingrich for Secretary of State. Sessions for Director of Homeland Security.
Hopefully Christie just dies of a heart attack before the inauguration I hate that guy.
Carl Icahn will be Treasury Secretary, Trade Rep, or Department of Commerce. Rand won't get shit. Trump obviously finds him to be useless.
Hillary needs to have some jurisdiction over prisons
After all, what woman doesn't want to take care of her house?
>>74103315
Bump
I want to save the finished cabniet
>>74103315
Throw a libertarian at Secretary of Transportation
>>74105302
That would not make sense since Trump has openly talked about how the government should be "rebuilding our roads and bridges and putting our people to work, etc."
Some of you are so fucking retarded I am embarrassed I come here sometimes to be honest.
okay i'm back shoot names
>>74105828
Secretary of Energy: Jeb Bush
>>74106269
already there
see
>>74103315
>>74099453
That's awesome haha
>>74104365
Sessions at dohs is brilliant, he's a senator though.
Seems like a step down for him
>>74106427
Gingrich should be the VP.
I really can't think of a better one and apparently neither can anyone else.
Make Ron the secretary of state
>>74107596
Vice president Bernie
>>74098781
Christie as Attorney General
>>74106427
David Petraeus for Secretary of Veteran Affairs and Zyklon Ben for Secretary of Labor
Also... two Secretaries of State?
>>74109017
yeah i fixed that
>>74108544
thanks for the kek
>>74098781
John Miller should be VP.
Add a secretary of culture as Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison.
>>74109068
damn, that's a sexy cabinet
>Carson
>not Secretary of Naps
>>74109068
Krispy should be VP though
>>74099736
Oprah VP
>>74109757
>>74098781
Secretary for arts and culture I mean
>>74101305
Don West for Supreme Court
>>74109757
>>74110090
>Chairman of the National Bureau of the Trump Redhats Militia
>>74098781
>>74098781
George Zimmerman for Secretary of Defense.
>>74098781
>>74109068
ftfy
>>74109068
>Ron Paul
>Veterans Affairs
That makes no sense at all.
Move Mattis to VA and Webb to SecDef. SecDef is not supposed to be inhabited by ex top level military guys. Secretary of the Navy? Who gives a shit?
Make Uncle Ben Secretary of Health and Human Services, he deserves better than le Surgeon General, despite his grain storage memery.
>>74110734
kek
>>74110788
you're right let me go eat ill be right back to do those changes
also where does ron paul go? and does newt stay the same?
>>74109068
Also for the love of god do you actually believe a man who has employed the best of the best Jew lawyers he could employ all his life would employ a slack jawed southerner like Trey Gowdy as his Attorney General?
If you do just fucking murder yourself.
>>74110550
>fucklaw even needs an army to wipe out ISIS
>fucklaw does defense
>>74110888
Ron Paul is VP. that way, if the establishment ever plans a Trump assassination, they will shit themselves when Ron Paul becomes the next President.
>>74110888
Ron Paul goes nowhere.
Newt stays where he is. I have no idea who will be VP/
>>74111009
If Ron Paul becomes VP, then the powers that be will have absolutely zero reason to conspire an assassination against the Donald. Besides, VP does pretty much nothing anyway.
>>74111096
They can't stand each other and have entirely different policy platforms you dumbass. They are philosophically incompatible. You are the type of absolute retard that keeps this board from being decent, rather than dogshit.
>>74110994
>>74111096
I can get on board with this.
Gingrich is probably the best candidate for VP though
>>74111329
Don't you have a DMZ to stare at?
>>74111329
Like I said, VP doesn't do much of anything besides serve in the Oval Office in the event that the elected president can't. Of course they are philosophically different, but that isn't the point. Donald has a good chance of being assassinated if he gets elected, and thus he needs a fucking good excuse to NOT be assassinated. Put Ronnie as VP.
>>74111533
I'm American I just live here for two more months. Nice try on the bantz though since from what I've seen South Koreans live better on average than we do.
>>74111641
He's said he is going to pick someone who can help him work Congress, that is not fucking Ron Paul. You are living in /pol/ circa 2011 fantasy land cuck.
>>74111455
>VP Newt Gingritch
The moon base is just to get his foot in the door. What he really wants is the construction of an FTL armada, for the betterment of America's interests abroad. Lucas picked up on his platform ideals all the way back in 2000, but most people missed it. He's really the only neocon I can get behind.
>>74109068
Are you Kidding ME!?!?!?!
They're all WHITE MALES!!!
>>74110958
im taking suggestions buddy calm the fuck down
>>74111895
I don't even consider him a "neocon"
He's a smart and practical guy who really wants to make America great. He's not wedded to any power base, interest group, or ideology. Perfect VP for era of "America First" he's been arguing this for decades just needed a ballbuster to break through the noise and lies that kept us as a nation from dealing with the big problems for too long.
>>74111821
So then what is your solution to preventing him from being killed, if Ron can't be his VP?
stupid drumffags, he's never gonna be president
Based Clinton and Based Warren will wipe the floor with him
>>74112418
>says the mexican
>>74099736
Christie AG
>>74112343
>My ideas are dumb don't be mean to me sempai ;_;
Kill yourself syrup nigger.
>>74112512
shut the fuck up or kim jung un fucks your shit
>>74112418
Trump>Clinton≈ Cruz
>>74112512
>Syrup nigger
>>74112765
>NEWFAG
>>74109068
Maybe you can add the SC pick he as to do in the chart. I haven't seen many people do speculations on that
>>74112386
Oh for the love of god. If he got killed it would be so transparent as to why, it wouldn't fly with his base.
He should keep wearing his kevlar vest and take the highest precaustion security
measures though. I feel he is to lax now. Picking a meme VP who could die of a "heart attack" at any moment is dumb.
>>74112663
I'm not Korean syrup nigger, see...
>>74111696
Kim Jong Fatfuck isnt going to do anything and if you think he will you are the lowest level retard memer.
>>74099453
Hey thanks for sharing this lol, mind if I save it to show my friends?
>>74112857
>If he got killed it would be so transparent as to why, it wouldn't fly with his base.
You forgot that the government could blame the SJWs who cry when they hear Trump's opinion of anything, and people would believe it. Just like they believed MLK was shot by a Southern dixiecrat. Of course his base wouldn't be able to convince these SJWs who make up the majority of everyone else; they would respond with "he deserved it."
>>74112765
>syrup nigger
The tastiest kind of nigger, only comparable to oreo niggers.
>>74113332
If they blamed SJWs then his purpose would be fulfilled on a massive scale anon, he'd be a martyr.
>>74111696
I assumed you were American.
Do you know what most Americans in South Korea do?
>>74098781
It would be epic to have Alex Jones as a vice-president, of course it would crash the campaign, so it would be insane to name him as vp, but I can imagine Jones going on a rant while meeting some foreign head of state who he considers NWO puppet, or even jump them and beat them up, it would be so much fun. If Trump wants to run the country like a reality television show, he should get Jones as vp or as someone who deals with foreign relations.
Secretary of State could be Stephan Molyneux, with his stateless society ideas, that could do some chaos as well.
Anyway, seriously, Secretary of Treasury could be Rand Paul, he would like to audit the fed, so might as well.
Secretary of Energy could be Elon Musk.
Rand or Stephan could be Attorney General as well, sadly I don't really know any more living, non fictional, red pilled, pro-white human person, even though I thinked for a few minutes.
Secretary of Defense and Secretary of the Navy should be someone from the army and navy obviously.
I don't care much for Ben as Surgeon General, but I would not really mind him either.
>>74112098
black doctor man
>>74101409
Memes are the highest form of flattery
>>74115311
White House Press Secretary could be Taylor Swift, people could not get mad anything at TayTay would say, or at the very least they would pay attention, I mean she is someone who have good press coverage. And pretty sure she would not need to write her own speeches, not much responsibility either, so I doubt she would fuck it up, just be pretty and read stuff, she could do that for 4 years, she is growing out of the teen pop star image anyways. Plus if announced early enough, she would get a lot of young voters.
>>74115311
>>74116621
i like your ideas i will edit the image accordingly.
>>74110734
Joseph Goebells for Education Secretary
>>74116721
Ivanka for VP, she would do everything Trump would if he is assassinated plus she is hot
>>74116733
New Goebbels and Zyklon Ben Have to be in the Cabinet >>74116721 Leafbro.
>>74117186
what's the real name of new goebbels?
Secretary of State - Ron Paul
Secretary of Energy - Jeb Bush
>>74117335
Stephen Miller
>>74117335
Stephen Miller
>>74098781
dubs says this is VP
>>74116721
cool
Also Secretary of Agriculture might be easy to find, just google celebrities against gmo-s.
Chuck Norris could be good for example.
>>74115311
>thinked
The grammar nazis will be at your door sharply. Prepare to be sent to the spelling camps.
>>74107963
Keep going
>>74119833
>Veteran
almost done adding molyneux as secretary of agriculture
im done guys>>74120085
>>74098781
Mine is based on who might end up in this cabinet. I really hope Palin doesn't end up Secretary of Energy, and I'd like to have Thomas Sowell as Secretary of Treasury...
>>74120184
Not bad
>>74120294
thanks and we meet all quotas there is a woman, a gay, a hispanic and a black!
im gonna make a new thread to get more attention.
new thread
>>74121380
>>74121380
>>74121380
new thread
>>74120262
I'd be okay with everyone except Palin. She's legitimately too stupid to hold any public office.
>>74104692
I think it was just a joke Nipbro
>>74120085
Perfect
>>74117556
YES
I WANT THIS SO MUCH
>>74122682
We all do, anon... we all do
>>74098781
>Vice President
Can't Ebb the Webb.
>>74098781
>implying this wouldn't be a god-tier cabinet
>>74123408
>Removing Goebbels 2.0
